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	<title>ABSURD TO SUBLIME &#187; the real housewives of new jersey</title>
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		<title>What Did Danielle Staub Have Done to Her Face?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/16/what-did-danielle-staub-have-done-to-her-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG! Too much Botox? Weight loss?  This is a photo of her from last week  




from Star Magazine
She might be a Housewife, but there doesn&#8217;t seem to be too much that&#8217;s real on Danielle Staub&#8217;s face!
On July 6, the 47-year-old debuted a newly tweaked version of herself at the premiere of The Sorcerer&#8217;s Apprentice — and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice: Show and Tell in Bankruptcy Court</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:56:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it seems the drama never stops for Teresa Giudice. This article is from today&#8217;s Wall Street Journal.
Teresa Giudice has a new adversary, and its not any of her fellow “Real Housewives of New Jersey.”
Court papers show that the Bravo reality TV star and her husband, who filed for bankruptcy protection last fall, are facing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: :&#8221;Bubbies&#8221; Lip Gloss and Jewelry Whores</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/14/new-jersey-housewives-lip-gloss-jewelry-whores-and-beach-houses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From June 10, 2009 
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Teresa Giudice is hilarious (until next week).&#160;&#160; We don’t know how much she knows about how Juicy Joe got rich, in a Carmela Soprano “see but don’t see” kind of way, she can certainly spend without conscience.&#160; She heard the economy’s going bad, so she pays cash. Showing $120,000 in cash [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Andy Cohen Should Be in Jail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least, according to Linda Stasi at the New York Post. When the Post, a local tabloid-style newspaper, says you&#8217;ve gone too far&#8230;&#8230;.

Tareq and Michaele Salahi with Vice President Joe Biden
Maybe they should just re name &#8220;The Real House wives&#8221; &#8220;The Real Grifters and Felons of Bravo TV.&#8221;
First, the tawdry Salahis&#8217; breach of White House [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Spin Control</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 17:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a two week hiatus, The Real Housewives of New Jersey will air on Monday, July 12. We will be treated to an out of control Ashley Holmes pulling the extensions out of Danielle Staub&#8217;s hair, various bodyguards shoving people around, police action, and  excuses, excuses, excuses.  Ashley, the daughter of Jacqueline Laurita, saw the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dina Manzo Tells Her Side of the Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 16:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;

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Dina Manzo of the New Jersey Housewives tells this story, making it no longer rumor, as&#160; reported in the past.
No Lexi?
But she continues to counter the rumor that she and Tommy Manzo are no longer together



The Dina and Tommy Rumor Won&#8217;t Go Away
One thing we do know?&#160; Danielle Staub is a pathological, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Juicy Joe Giudice Accused of Forgery</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 13:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the NY Post:
The hubby of &#8220;Real Housewives of New Jersey star  Teresa Giudice forged a former business partner&#8217;s signature on a mortgage document in order to take out another loan and pocket $1 million, court papers charge.
What Joe Giudice did with the 2007 windfall is anyone&#8217;s guess. The couple declared bankruptcy in October, claiming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub: Nothing Without Me</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/02/danielle-staub-nothing-without-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s true, the Real Housewives of New Jersey would absolutely be nothing if there were no &#8220;arch-villain&#8221; Danielle Staub for  Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline Manzo to talk about. 
Excerpt from  Palm Beach Pulse
New Jersey doesn’t disappoint when it comes to drama-filled confrontations. Last season it was Teresa Giudice’s table flip, this season it’s hair [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Cliffhanger, Bravo in Heaven</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/30/new-jersey-housewives-cliffhanger-bravo-in-heaven/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 12:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
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teresa giudice
Here&#8217;s the problem:  Bravo TV, in it&#8217;s excitement over the Season 1 ratings for the Real Housewives of New Jersey, started production of Season 2 before they had a chance to flesh out the storylines.  Think about it, all the vegetation at the beginning of season 2 was still green, they started filming soon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo&#8217;s Business Venture</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/29/caroline-manzos-business-venture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Caroline Manzo did not mention the business she has with Hala Kerik on the last episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey  This post is from July, 2009.



Caroline Manzo, the ultimate “housewife,” is in a business venture with Hala Kerik, the wife of disgraced NYPD Commissioner Bernard Kerik.  They appeared briefly on the New [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Sex Tape: Look If You Dare</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/25/danielle-staub-sex-tape-look-if-you-dare/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 03:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take no prisoners blogger Perez Hilton obtained this from Hustler :
http://unratedperez.com/2010-06-23-first-look-at-real-housewives-of-new-jerseys-danielle-staub-getting-truly-nasty
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Elvira Grau Broke As Broke-Ass</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/23/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-broke-as-broke-ass/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 16:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just In: Reality Tea reports Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s husband, Chris, filed for bankruptcy protection in September 2009 for his company Signature Apparel Group LLC. There is a hearing scheduled this week.

Well, well well. It seems Elvira Grau, the &#8220;Event Planner&#8221; for broke-ass Teresa Giudice on the last episode of the New Jersey Housewives is as broke [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Player in the &quot;Hate Danielle Staub &quot; Game</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/22/another-player-in-the-hate-danielle-staub-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 23:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
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photo by Greggy Bennett, supposedly from next weeks episode. Greggy Bennett is in the red shirt, with Teresa Giudice and Jacqueline Laurita
GreggyBennett



Exclusive: Danielle Staub is at Cafeteria on 17th and 7th. Go spit in her mac n cheese.
Who in hell is Greg Bennett?  He&#8217;s a friend of the Manzo offspring, Lauren, Chris and Albie, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Sings</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
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This reminds me of Kim Zolciak of the Atlanta Housewives and her involvement with DJ Tracy Young&#8230;..for the publicity.
Danielle Staub of the  Real Housewives of New Jersey ,however, can carry a tune, unlike any of the other singing housewives: Jo de la Rosa , Kim Zolciak, LuAnn De Lesseps and Gretchen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ashley Holmes,Danielle Staub Equally Dangerous</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/20/ashley-holmesdanielle-staub-equally-dangerous/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 13:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like Danielle Staub, it is virtually impossible to believe anything Ashley Holmes says.  The daughter of New Jersey Housewives star Jacqueline Laurita has been at war with co-star Danielle Staub since October, when Ashley pulled the extensions out of Danielle’s hair during a taping of Season 2.  Danielle pressed charges, Ashley was found guilty and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chris and Albie Manzo Looking For Love?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 12:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[tags: Patti Stanger Caroline Manzo
 Real Housewives of New Jersey
UPDATE 6/21:  According to the previews, Albie Manzo was asked to leave law school.



Looking to extend that 15 minutes!  Like any woman in her right mind could put up with 1950’s throwback Caroline Manzo for a mother-in-law! 
 Albert Manzo, Caroline Manzo, Lauren Manzo, Chris Manzo, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s Daughter: Thug or Manzo Family Mouthpiece?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 15:32:26 +0000</pubDate>
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danielle staub                                   ashley holmes
On her Facebook page yesterday, Ashley Holmes, daughter of Jacqueline Laurita of the New Jersey Housewives wrote:
Ashley Holmes BAHAHAHA!! danielle called TMZ on herself !!&#8230; i&#8217;m dying of laughter right now&#8230; how pathetic is she? hahaha&#8230; wow what&#8217;s next? &#8230;



In the last episode, we learn that Ashley had a “I Hate Danielle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Saying Goodbye to Dina Manzo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
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According to many sources, Dina Manzo is leaving the New Jersey Housewives.
 Danielle Staub accusing her of signing the original  Bravo contract without consent from her ex-husband is the true reason she is leaving. Dina does not want to risk losing custody of her daughter Lexi by remaining on the show.
The Real Story Behind the Dina/Danielle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jacqueline Laurita Wants Danielle Staub to Leave the Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 10:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Without Danielle Staub, the New Jersey Housewives would be no more than Jacqueline’s daughter , Ashley Holmes, doing stupid things and Caroline Manzo behaving like Tony Soprano. And what would these women talk about?




Jacqueline &#8212; who used to be close with Staub &#8212; tells us she&#8217;s &#8220;not surprised at all&#8221; that Hustler Inc. claims they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joe and Teresa&#8217;s Bankruptcy Court Documents</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 03:45:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joe’s true name is Giuseppe Giudice
Giudice Court Documents
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		<title>Teresa Giudice About Bethenny Frankel</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 13:50:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[6/7/2010 Update: Bethenny Frankel net worth $15 million        Teresa Giudice net worth minus $11 million
KARMA is a bitch!



Isn’t it fascinating the way women who sleep with men  (Joe Giudice, Bobby Zarin) for money so vicously criticize self-made women like Bethenny Frankel?
Teresa Giudice gave this interview to People.com recently. The interview is not interesting. she finds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa and Joe Giudice In Foreclosure</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 11:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year, the story of the foreclosure on the house  Teresa Giudice and family of the New Jersey Housewives  previously occupied  was posted here.
Juicy Joe and Teresa
Here’s the latest story on their true finances.
She has a gaudy new mansion, pricey breast implants and spends thousands of dollars on shopping sprees for her spoiled brats &#8212; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: Calling All Ex&#8217;s!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 18:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ex- husbands, ex-wives, ex- others, we’d like to hear from you. 
The Real Housewives Franchise has spawned a plethora of back stories and side stories that are more fascinating than the shows. Of special interest:
The Real Housewives of New Jersey:
Thomas Staub, ex husband of Danielle Staub. Tom, with his father Gerald, own a company that sells [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Denial From Kevin Maher</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 22:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
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Kevin Maher says that he&#8217;s been accused by ex-wife Danielle Staub (Real Housewives of New Jersey) of &#8220;horrific&#8221; crimes: rape, assault, even killing her dog.
Maher &#8212; whose own book Cop Without a Badge alleged involvement by Staub in kidnapping and drug use &#8212; spoke exclusively to Us Magazine.com to refute his ex-wife&#8217;s many claims against [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nene&#8217;s New Gig</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/25/nenes-new-gig/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 23:47:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those of us in the media have a big time chronicling the “Housewives,” and now one of them seems to be joining us.
NeNe Leakes “will be joining the 11Alive morning crew this summer. She’ll be bringing her fun and sense of humor to some great entertainment and feature segments,” the station said.
We just got word [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice and her Cookbook: Danielle Who?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 20:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 5/31 Update:  On the New York Times Bestseller List

The reviews of Teresa Giudice ‘s Cookbook “Skinny Italian” are very good. And no, there are no Jill Zarin type  planted comments on the Amazon website.
The recipes sound delicious, in an old school Sicilian tradition. The book also  contains charming anecdotes and pictures, including input from Joe.
Here are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub and the Truth?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 19:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
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Kevin Maher, Danielle Staub’s aka Beverly Merrill’s first husband has been talking again. He is the inspiration for the book “Cop Without a Badge”, in which he exposes her criminal past. His credibility, however, is as questionable as hers.
&#8220;Because she was on this thing to find out who her biological mother was. About a week [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No One Brings Crazy Like Danielle Staub</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 00:19:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The rantings of a madwoman.
Browsing through the Bravo TV Message Boards, I stumbled upon the ravings of someone obviously drunk and angry. As I read, I realized it’s Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Using the screen name Jentilpet, her stream-of-thought writing pattern is confusing at best, incomprehensible at worst. Here’s her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Way to Go, Juicy Joe!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 10:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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episode 3 sneak peek
No words  for Joe and his negative parenting.  
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: No Lexi?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 21:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
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It’s difficult to get a complete story on this. Dina Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey has decided to exclude her daughter Lexi from the show. Here’s a quote from the New Jersey Times Ledger:
Of the five housewives, Dina Manzo was the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Bravo Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 10:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[tags: Danielle Staub, Ashley Holmes, Teresa Giudice, Caroline Manzo, Dina Manzo, The Real Housewives of New Jersey 
Why did I copy most of it? The last time I didn’t copy an incendiary blog post, Slade Smiley’s, Bravo reviewed it and removed it.
Here’s Danielle, in her own words.
Teresa, Teresa, Teresa &#8230; Seriously? A Jewish anti-Semitic statement out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives and the Second Season Syndrome</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 23:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Ashley Holmes
Ashley Holmes and Danielle Staub
Manzo Family Mouthpiece?
Danielle Files Complaint Against Ashley
Bitch, Don&#8217;t Touch My Weave
We’ve seen it before. After the first season of Real Housewives, the celebrity goes to their heads, they think they are more important than they are, and bam! Second Season Syndrome.



Who’s suffered ( and made the viewer suffer) from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub a No-Show on Weekend Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 14:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
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Will this be the scenario for the entire season of the Real Housewives of New Jersey?  Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline Manzo representing, and Danielle Staub a no-show for group publicity events?   Dina Manzo is on a plane returning from the Kentucky Derby. Caroline “big-balls” Manzo , when asked by Jenna Wolf why Danielle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Sneak Peek</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/18/new-jersey-housewives-sneak-peek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 18:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Table Flip Seen &#8220;Round the World   New Jersey Underdog  Teresa Giudice Wins Odorous Award    Bitch, Don&#8217;t Touch My Weave
Playing themselves instead of being themselves
That’s the quote from Linda Stasi at the New York Post:
I’m sorry to report the tragic news that somewhere between Season 1 and Season 2, someone stole the &#8220;real&#8221; out of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub and the Naked Truth</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/05/danielle-staub-and-the-naked-truth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 12:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
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In this brief interview, Danielle speaks once again about what made Caroline Manzo so angry at the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion last year.
Related Articles:     Four Against One in New Jersey    New Jersey Premieres May 3   Bitch, Don&#8217;t Touch My Weave!
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		<title>April Fools Day with The Manzos</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/01/april-fools-day-with-the-manzos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:12:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Experience is the best teacher. Having been caught in an internet hoax last year on April Fool’s Day, I knew Albie Manzo was playing us. 
AlbieManzo

Just found out we&#8217;re selling the brownstone&#8230;.in complete shock 23 minutes ago via Twittelator
I responded immediately:
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@AlbieManzo april fool? 15 minutes ago 
BravoAndy
RT @AlbieManzo: Just found out we&#8217;re selling the brownstone&#8230;.in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Anyone Buying Real Housewives&#8217; Books?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/31/anyone-buying-real-housewives-books/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got your 15 minutes of fame? Write a book!
Reality stars like &#8216;Real Housewives&#8217; turn to publishing to capitalize on 15 minutes of fame

In this book cover image released by Dutton, &#8220;Secrets of a Jewish Mother: Real Advice, Real Stories, Real Love,&#8221; by Jill Zarin, Lisa Wexler and Gloria Kamen are shown. (AP Photo/Dutton)
Alicia Rancilio, Associated [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Underdog</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/30/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-the-underdog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 22:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
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Here goes my love/hate relationship with the Manzos of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Danielle Staub needs a Jill Zarin, someone to defend the underdog.
Don’t get me wrong, I like the realness of Caroline and Dina Manzo and even the awkwardness of Jacqueline Laurita. But the new season seems to be all about Danielle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Condolences From Castmates</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/29/no-condolences-from-castmates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 19:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Danielle twittered about her loss last week

from people.com
In a testament to the icy relations between cast members of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, none of Danielle Staub’s costars have reached out to her to offer condolences on the passing of her mother, Ruth Merrill.
Merrill died on March 21 after having a stroke at the age [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Dine with Kevin Maher and Charles Kipp</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/28/new-jersey-housewives-dine-with-kevin-maher-and-charles-kipp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 20:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tardy to this party!
From Realitytea:

The Real Housewives of New Jersey have yet to call a truce with their co-star Danielle Staub.
The New Jersey Star-Ledger is reporting that some of the New Jersey housewives including Teresa Guidice and Jacqueline Laurita (photographed above) decided to have dinner with Danielle’s ex husband Kevin Maher, who also happens to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Season 2 Premieres in May</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/25/new-jersey-season-2-premieres-in-may/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 22:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from page six
This May, Bravo&#8217;s most addictive entry in their &#8220;Housewives&#8221; franchise is coming back for a brand new season &#8212; and while a lot has changed (their hair, their nails, their bellies) the important stuff has stayed the same. Danielle is still a grade A-bitch that the Manzo sisters are intent on taking down.
In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Starring Grandma Wrinkles</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/24/starring-grandma-wrinkles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 



Dina Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey posted this on twitter.  Her daughter Lexie with the two cats&#8230;&#8230;.what’s not to love?
All my babies&#8230;love when they all hang out together. Too cute &#124; TweetPhoto
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		<title>Never a Truce in New Jersey</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/20/never-a-truce-in-new-jersey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 16:04:10 +0000</pubDate>
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Danielle Staub is at war with every other cast member of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.  She is particularly incensed with Jacqueline Laurita’s wild teenage daughter Ashley Holmes since the weave pulling incident,caught on tape during filming, late last year.
Well, Danielle’s been talking, apparently to Jackie’s ex. She left this teaser on twitter.
daniellestaub
Anyone want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo Pops on &#8220;Millionaire&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/22/caroline-manzo-pops-on-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
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The matriarch of the Manzo’s of New Jersey, and the central character on the Real Housewives of New Jersey , Caroline Manzo made a stunning appearance on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” earlier today. The woman she was assisting, Nina, made $50,000. Andy Cohen mugged for the camera as a Lifeline, and Sheree Whitfield [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Real Housewives&#8217; Stars Appear on &#8216;Who Wants to Be a Millionaire&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The stars of The Real Housewives franchise are briefly leaving their gated communities for a chance to compete for the big million-dollar payout. Next week, from Monday, February 22 to Friday, February 26, some of Bravo&#8217;s controversial housewives will be participating on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, the TV quiz show hosted by Meredith [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice is Obsessed with Danielle Staub</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Watch What Happens Live:
First, it  was great to see original diva Jackie Collins.  At 69, she looks fantastic.
Teresa Giudice , on the other hand, was a disappointment. She wouldn’t let Andy Cohen ask her about the night Joe wrecked his car, and what Ramona Singer said about Joe and Tamra Barney. Too busy dissing Danielle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Flunked Out of the Caroline Manzo School of Parenting</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Actually, it&#8217;s oxymoronic to compare Lynne Curtin to Caroline Manzo, since all they have in common is age.   Common sense ain’t common, and it’s on a respirator in the Curtin household.



I never write about “Real Kids” under 18, which is why you see no mention of them on my websites. But the powers the be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whose Hand is This?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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One hint:  A child of one of the Real Housewives.  Under 18 (ok, that’s two hints)
New Year’s Eve nails.
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel: Wrapped and Unwrapped</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/19/bethenny-frankel-wrapped-and-unwrapped-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Credit: Courtesy of PETA
Bethenny Frankel is continuing to address the “hateration” that came to the surface after her nude PETA ad appeared in Times Square. The moment the story broke, New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice began posting comments on Twitter, and Bethenny’s  ex-BFF Jill Zarin made some obscure but mean-spirited comment about the number of chicken [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Table Flip Seen &#8216;Round the World</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/14/the-table-flip-seen-round-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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People Magazine released it’s Top Ten Reality Moments, and Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey and her table flip was ranked number one. Not to mention her coining the phrase “Prostitution Whore”  in reference to co-star Danielle Staub&#8217;s past.
Other Real Housewives Reality Moments include Sheree Whitfield&#8217;s wig-pulling session with Kim Zolciak on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Party Crashing in New Jersey</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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The Real Housewives of New Jersey  may flip tables, they would never do what the White House crashers did last Tuesday.
When USmagazine.com asked the Bravo stars what they thought of Michaele and Tareq Salahi &#8212; the fame-seeking couple who successfully made their way past security at a White House state dinner, coming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jersey Girls Returning for Season 2</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/07/jersey-girls-returning-for-season-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DC Housewives in Production
 
The Real Housewives of New Jersey:  Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita Dina Manzo Danielle Staub, Caroline Manzo



NEW YORK – October 6, 2009 – Today, Bravo announced series pickups for &#8220;The Real Housewives of D.C.&#8221; and a second season of &#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey,&#8221; both set to premiere in 2010. Production for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Daughter Signs with IMG Models</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/08/danielle-staubs-daughter-signs-with-img-models/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 21:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
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From Reality to Runway
A Real Housewife of New Jersey&#8217;s daughter, Christine Staub, signs with IMG Models
from fashion week daily news:
(NEW YORK) The Real Housewives of New Jersey is a war of many battles, and in a rivalry between Danielle Staub and Teresa Giudice, one big battle has been clearly won by Staub. During the first [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny: Want Sheree To Get &#8220;Pookie&#8217;n Them?&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 18:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Catfight &#8211; The Real Housewives of New Jersey vs. Real Housewives, New York
Its an all out catfight for the women of the dueling reality TV series The New Jersey Housewives and their rivals The New York Housewives, according to a report from Life &#38; Style Weekly.  A report from the magazine notes, &#8220;Filming is on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives &#8220;Lost Footage&#8221; Should&#8217;ve Remained Lost</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/10/new-jersey-housewives-lost-footage-shouldve-remained-lost/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an attempt to wring every last drop of blood from their highest rated show ever, Bravo gives us the New Jersey Housewives “Lost Footage”. We are treated to stage mom Teresa and her diva daughter Gia, who is hardly camera –shy. Next, we get Dina Manzo in her event-planner mode, putting together a wedding.&#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Love Between Bethenny and Teresa</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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the us weekly article on bethenny:
Butt seriously: a nude Bethenny Frankel will now greet tourists and New Yorkers on a giant billboard near Manhattan&#8217;s Times Square. Emblazoned with the text &#8220;Fur? I&#8217;d Rather go Naked,&#8221; the traffic-stopping ad is the latest from PETA, of which the Real Housewives of New York star is now a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The New Jersey Housewives: Drama, Drama,Drama</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/30/the-new-jersey-housewives-drama-dramadrama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All five New Jersey Housewives have signed on for a second season
At the end of the Reunion Part 2, the gossipy, over-talking ladies of Franklin Lakes were speechless after Jersey&#8217;s resident matriarch Caroline Manzo ripped into ex-con Danielle Staub with an aggressive attack, replete with waterworks and very vague insinuations that left viewers wondering: &#8220;What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Did Danielle Staub Get in the Divorce Agreement?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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This information is unverified, some of the people who know the Manzo’s are posting information on the internet, not unlike the The Real Nuts of Orange County.  But this bit of info seems correct.
 
 
 
Danielle with Joe Giudice and Albie Manzo at &#8220;The Last Supper&#8221;
 
She was married to Staub for about 12 years.  He is paying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Is Dina Manzo Hiding?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/27/the-manzos-thick-as-thieves-and-twice-as-duplicitous/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dina Manzo
 Update 7/12/10  Same question. What did Jacqueline tell Danielle about Dina:
What’s in Dina Manzo’s past that the Manzo family is hiding?   Does it have something to do with why Dina had to move in with Caroline after her divorce?  Her ex-husband is obviously not broke. Or does it have to do with her arranged [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo&#8217;s Anger: Tracking Down the Clues</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/26/caroline-manzos-anger-tracking-down-the-clues/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What’s the big secret Dina Manzo won’t let Caroline talk about?  What would cause such passionate hatred of Danielle from Caroline?  It’s Dina’s issue, but she was pretty passive during this exchange, as if she is trying to shield herself from something.
The internet rumor that Danielle is having or had an affair with Tommy Manzo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Skeletons in the Closet</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/25/new-jersey-housewives-skeletons-in-the-closet-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 
When it comes to trouble, The Real Housewives of Atlanta ain’t got nothin’ on the The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221;.
Check it out:
JACQUELINE LAURITA, 38, Franklin Lakes ,Confesses on the show&#8217;s Web site to once having been arrested for fighting.
TERESA GIUDICE, 36, Montville, Owes money to design firm, a fertility clinic and vacuum cleaner company.
DANIELLE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub/Beverly Merrill: Where&#8217;s Daniel Aguilar?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update May 16, 2010: He is reportedly living a quiet life in Miami
UPDATE JULY 19: Daniel Aguilar Demanding 100K
&#160;




Can (or should) Bravo protect Danielle?&#160; What responsibility should they bear in the pursuit of ratings?
After reading 1986 Indictment against Beverly Merrill and her extensive role in the kidnapping/cocaine/extortion plot orchestrated by Daniel Claudio Aguilar, whom he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beverly Merrill&#8217;s 1986 Indictment</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s&#160; a link to the 26 page indictment against Beverly Merrill, aka, Danielle Staub, in 1986
&#34;Jersey&#34; Girl&#8217;s Sordid Past &#8211; June 23, 2009
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Steve is Talking</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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June 24, 2009
from star magazine:



Danielle Staub&#8217;s exhibitionism could come back to haunt her, big time! The former boyfriend of The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8217;s cougar claims he has videos of her engaged in sex acts — with him and by herself — that he&#8217;s considering putting on the market!
In an exclusive interview with Star, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dina Manzo and Bethenny Frankel Have &#8220;Words&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/20/bethenny-frankel-get-over-yourself/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I seldom visit the Bravo website, but I wondered if Dina Manzo had anything to say about the finale episode:

One word&#8230;mortified.
‘I may be a bitch at times&#8230;I own that. A LIAR I AM NOT. After the reunion show I will post the truth. Let me just make it clear I was NEVER trying to deny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Excerpts From &#8220;Cop Without A Badge&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 16:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Kevin Maher talks about meeting Beverly Merrill aka Danielle Staub, after she was released on $10,000 bail for kidnapping and extortion.
Technorati Tags: cop without a badge,danielle staub,kevin maher



 


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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Steve is Talking</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/18/now-danielle-staubs-steve-is-talking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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from star magazine:



Danielle Staub&#8217;s exhibitionism could come back to haunt her, big time! The former boyfriend of The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8217;s cougar claims he has videos of her engaged in sex acts — with him and by herself — that he&#8217;s considering putting on the market! 
In an exclusive interview with Star, Steve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Story Behind Dina/Danielle Fight</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/17/the-real-story-behind-dinadanielle-fight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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by Vicki Hyman/The Star-Ledger

What exactly happened between &#8220;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; co-stars Dina Manzo and Danielle Staub?  Clearly there was some bad blood between the two even before the appearance of the infamous &#8220;Cop Without a Badge&#8221; and the resulting tsunamis. But the clash is only alluded to on-camera when Dina Manzo dead-pans in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Juicy Joe and Teresa: Fakin&#8217; It?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/16/juicy-joe-and-teresa-fakin-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from a message board:



“The Giudices really are fakin&#8217; it rich. I know them personally (though I am not friendly with them) and please don&#8217;t fall for their act. They do not have as much money as the claim to have. Not even close. They have never before this show, carried around bills like that. They [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Thick as Thieves and Twice as Gossipy</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/06/new-jersey-housewives-thick-as-thieves-and-twice-as-gossipy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Danielle , Teresa and Jacqueline are dining. Danielle is trying to dispel some of the rumors about her. In other words, more Danielle drama. Needy is never pretty.
Does “Juicy”Joe Giudice remind anyone of:




Joseph R. Gannascoli, who plays Tony&#8217;s henchman Vito, enjoys the exposure but occasionally gets some guff
Just sayin’
READ MORE&#8230;..
Excerpt from &#8220;Cop Without A Badge&#8221;
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		<title>Kevin Maher Giving Exclusive Story to “Star”</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/29/kevin-maher-giving-exclusive-story-to-%e2%80%9cstar%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 17:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 


from the Gawker

We tracked down Kevin Maher, the former FBI informant and ex-husband of Danielle Staub whom he called a &#8220;coke whore.&#8221; He&#8217;s under a &#8220;contract&#8221; with Star for the exclusive to his story, so couldn&#8217;t really talk. But he thinks Danielle&#8217;s life is in danger.
&#8220;I&#8217;ve decided to give an exclusive to Star,&#8221; Maher said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Arrested!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 22:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Excerpt from &#8220;Cop Without A Badge&#8221;
Star Magazine has reported that at the beginning of April Danielle Staub was arrested at her Wayne, NJ mansion. Apparently, Danielle has yet to pay her divorce lawyers because her ex-hubby &#8211; some exercise equipment manufacturer hasn&#8217;t upped her divorce settlement. I don&#8217;t know how much Danielle stands to gain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Arrested!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 21:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Star Magazine has reported that at the beginning of April Danielle Staub  was arrested at her Wayne, NJ mansion.  Apparently, Danielle has yet to pay her divorce lawyers because her ex-hubby &#8211; some exercise equipment manufacturer hasn&#8217;t upped  her divorce settlement.  I don&#8217;t know how much Danielle stands to gain in the settlement, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel Loves New Jersey</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/21/bethenny-frankel-ad-nauseum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 21:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NY Real Housewife Really Hates New Jersey
Posted May 21st 2009 12:20PM by TMZ Staff
She loves the ladies of &#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; but New York&#8217;s Bethenny Frankel sure didn&#8217;t have kind words for the Garden State itself &#8212; basically calling it a useless place where people get trapped and can never leave. There’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: NY Times Review</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/12/new-jersey-housewives-ny-times-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 20:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This may be the most preposterous “Housewives” edition, but it’s also the most believable. The suffocating family ties are an improvement over past incarnations, when producers often threw together women who were not really that close and whose frictions often seemed forced. These women actually do know one another well, talk every day and raise [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NorthJersey.com: ‘Housewives’ ready for their close-up</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 15:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
They will sip no wine before it’s time for this interview to end.

Meet the &#8220;wives&#8221;: Jacqueline Laurita, Teresa Guiduce, Danielle Staub, Dina Manzo and Caroline Manzo.
That’s a lesson &#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; learned the hard way.
&#8220;I didn’t drink for years prior to this, and to do the interviews [for the show] I definitely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Poor Danielle!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 15:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Spoiler Alert!
SOME women surf Internet dating sites in hopes of finding love. &#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; star Danielle Staub hit the Web in search of a sugar daddy.
On the premiere episode of the latest spin-off of Bravos&#8217; &#8220;Real Housewives&#8221; franchise, divorced housewife Danielle Staub is seen planning to meet a man with whom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bring it On, Jersey Girls!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/30/bring-it-on-jersey-girls-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Real&#8217; mob story of New Jersey wives: Family has ties to rubbed out &#8216;Tiny&#8217; Manzo
excerpt from the ny daily news
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The &#8216;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8217; (from left): Jacqueline Laurita, Teresa Giudice, Danielle Staub, Dina Manzo, Caroline Manzo
They live in a land of made men and unmade beds.
&#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; are coming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Jacqueline Laurita Pregnant</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/27/new-jersey-housewives-jacqueline-laurita-pregnant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Though Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey series has yet to premier, one of the stars is already making headlines. Jacqueline Laurita is pregnant with her 3rd child as confirmed by People magazine. Jacqueline appeared visibly pregnant at the Bravo upfront presentations in New York City on Tuesday, where the network promoted its upcoming summer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Albert&#8221;Tiny&#8221; Manzo&#8217;s Legacy</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/26/alberttiny-manzos-legacy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 20:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Published April 26, 2009

Sherwood/Bravo
Pictured: (l-r) Jacqueline Laurita, Teresa Giudice, Danielle Staub, Dina Manzo, Caroline Manzo.
 
They live in a land of made men and unmade beds.
&#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; are coming next month, with the latest installment of the hit reality show introducing a quintet of Garden State gals &#8211; including two with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woke Up This Mornin’..Got Yourself a Gun…</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8216;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8217; have &#8216;Sopranos&#8217; connection
by Vicki Hyman/The Star-Ledger
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The original &#8216;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8217; are Carmela Soprano (Edie Falco) and Rosalie April (Sharon Angela). We&#8217;ll see how Bravo&#8217;s version measures up.
“There couldn&#8217;t be a &#8220;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; without a little &#8220;Sopranos”
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