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	<title>ABSURD TO SUBLIME &#187; raquel curtin</title>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives Reunion Part 1:Absurd</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/11/orange-county-housewives-reunion-part-1absurd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Absurd and dull. Thanks to Andy Cohen’s unwillingness to ask a real question, there were no fireworks, just absurdities.
Absurd: Gretchen’s denial of the general, world-wide Slade Smiley hatred. Buying Jo de la Rosa’s music catalog?  Slade is still trying to hurt Jo, and using Gretchen to do it. Slime ball.



Absurd: Memo to Lynne Curtin: a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin &#8220;Home Schools&#8221; Alexa</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lynne Curtin, who has been described as “dumber than a box of rocks”, has allowed Alexa, her 17 year old, to drop out of school. That’s what homeschooling adds up to for this family. What  can she teach other than “How to Be a Grifter”?
I stumbled upon this article:
Lynne’s youngest daughter no longer attends school [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin:Common Sense Not So Common</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/13/lynne-curtincommon-sense-not-so-common/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[the real housewives of orange county]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we have seen the Curtin family struggle from week to week on the Real Housewives of Orange County, this author gives his perspective.
excerpt from the OC Register:
From time to time, I’ll catch an episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County with my wife, and marvel at the parenting in these well-to-do households. A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: You&#8217;ve Been Served!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[the real housewives of orange county]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alexa curtin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alexis bellino]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[briana wolfsmith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frank curtin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gretchen rossi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jim bellino]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lynne curtin]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
And served. Between Lynne Curtin’s eviction notice and the fact that these ladies have no table manners, last night was funny as hell&#8230;.on a deeply absurd level. 
My mother told me, the first time I got married ( don’t ask!) to always keep my own money. Great advice! What the hell is wrong with these women?
Why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Flunked Out of the Caroline Manzo School of Parenting</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/31/lynne-curtin-flunked-out-of-the-caroline-manzo-school-of-parenting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Actually, it&#8217;s oxymoronic to compare Lynne Curtin to Caroline Manzo, since all they have in common is age.   Common sense ain’t common, and it’s on a respirator in the Curtin household.



I never write about “Real Kids” under 18, which is why you see no mention of them on my websites. But the powers the be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Curtin&#8217;s Hoped for Movie Careers for Alexa/Raquel</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/04/curtins-hoped-for-movie-careers-for-alexaraquel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Realitytea fans:  Here’s the article I posted back in September. Hope you can link it now
A Dispute Magnified by the Glare of Celebrity
By Andrea Adelson
Lynne Curtin The cable television audience for &#8220;Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; sometime this season can expect to see the real life eviction of one of the show&#8217;s stars, but their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So Much Snark, So Little Time</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/04/so-much-snark-so-little-time-2/</link>
		<comments>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/04/so-much-snark-so-little-time-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[gretchen rossi]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[jeff beitzel]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[These housewives are wearing me out!  Tuesday’s episode “jumped the shark’ How to hold down a “real” job and write about these skanks?
Where to begin?
The OC Hillbillies in Berkeley
Jeana, you do know “bummers” Matt and Shane!  We always thought higher education was all about learning about different ways and thinking and cultural diversity. How foolish we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Parenting 101</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/01/22/real-housewives-of-orange-county-parenting-101/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are all the “Real Kids” such real fuckups? From Josh Waring to Shane Keough, they all seem to have real problems, certainly aggravated by their mothers’ participation on train-wreck TV.
The newest kid, Raquel Curtin,18, does absolutely nothing but drink, dress like a skank, and do drugs. For this she is rewarded with a new [...]]]></description>
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