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	<title>ABSURD TO SUBLIME &#187; jo de la rosa</title>
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	<description>reality tv: not a breeding ground for mental health...bethenny frankel</description>
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		<title>Gretchen Christine Collection: &quot;Satchels of Gold&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/30/gretchen-christine-collection-satchels-of-gold/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least that&#8217;s what Gretchen Rossi of the  Real Housewives of Orange County and boyfriend Slade Smiley are hoping. Banking on, in fact.





 
Gretchen Rossi has been using the money she received from the Jeff Beitzel estate to finance a life without actually going to work.  She was a real estate agent in Orange County when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives Begin Filming Season 6</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/24/orange-county-housewives-begin-filming-season-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 18:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[




 
Today is the first day of group shots and production. Tamra Barney tweeted a few days ago that the Real Housewives of Orange County will not air until January.  Normally, the production schedule runs from Memorial Day to Labor Day, but with the introduction of the Real Housewives of Washington DC premiering August 5, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Sings</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/22/danielle-staub-sings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 



 
 
This reminds me of Kim Zolciak of the Atlanta Housewives and her involvement with DJ Tracy Young&#8230;..for the publicity.
Danielle Staub of the  Real Housewives of New Jersey ,however, can carry a tune, unlike any of the other singing housewives: Jo de la Rosa , Kim Zolciak, LuAnn De Lesseps and Gretchen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: Calling All Ex&#8217;s!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/30/real-housewives-calling-all-exs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 18:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ex- husbands, ex-wives, ex- others, we’d like to hear from you. 
The Real Housewives Franchise has spawned a plethora of back stories and side stories that are more fascinating than the shows. Of special interest:
The Real Housewives of New Jersey:
Thomas Staub, ex husband of Danielle Staub. Tom, with his father Gerald, own a company that sells [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Angry About Jeff Beitzel Rumor</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/26/gretchen-rossi-angry-about-jeff-beitzel-rumor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 10:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,slade smiley,jo de la rosa
Gretchen Rossi posted this on Facebook:



Gretchen Rossi I want to address a ridiculous rumor being posted. The Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund is with the Leukemia Soceity in O.C.! People can make donations 2 this fund directly by writing &#8220;For the Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund&#8221;, Just as the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Reunion: Who Let the Dogs Out?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/11/orange-county-reunion-who-let-the-dogs-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a dud.




The Season 5 reunion of the Real Housewives of Orange County was a snoozefest. Perhaps TPTB at Bravo are saving the good footage for one of those “Lost Footage” episodes they seem to trot out during a ratings slump, but who knows?
At least Andy Cohen called out Slade Smiley on some of his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives Reunion Part 1:Absurd</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/11/orange-county-housewives-reunion-part-1absurd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Absurd and dull. Thanks to Andy Cohen’s unwillingness to ask a real question, there were no fireworks, just absurdities.
Absurd: Gretchen’s denial of the general, world-wide Slade Smiley hatred. Buying Jo de la Rosa’s music catalog?  Slade is still trying to hurt Jo, and using Gretchen to do it. Slime ball.



Absurd: Memo to Lynne Curtin: a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Curbing the Curtin Cubs</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/07/curbing-the-curtin-cubs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[



What a sad season finale for the Real Housewives of Orange County. This trainwreck has gone, in five seasons, from high camp to Greek tragedy.
All I was looking forward to was the appearance of Jo de la Rosa, original housewife and ex of Slade Smiley.  Alas, that was not to be, instead we get Lauri [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Speaks to the LA Times</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/11/gretchen-rossi-speaks-to-the-la-times/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
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It’s an extremely long interview in which she talks about Slade Smiley, Jeff Beitzel, Jo de la Rosa and her relationship with Tamra Barney
Here’s an excerpt about her blog post:
The rift seems to now center on this blog post you wrote. Tamra [Barney] wants you to take it down, but you refuse. Can you talk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lauri Waring Re-Writes History</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/05/lauri-waring-re-writes-history/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since we had to go there&#8230;
Lauri Waring Peterson appeared via Skype on “Watch What Happens: Live” with Andy Cohen. Of course, she was asked about her fling with Slade Smiley between Seasons 1 and 2 of the Real Housewives of Orange County. 
Riding on the skirts? 



Anyone out there remember when we all thought Slade Smiley had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley: &#8220;It&#8217;s Hard Out Here for a Pimp&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/18/slade-smiley-its-hard-out-here-for-a-pimp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
I just had to use that title from the “Hustle and Flow” movie.
Slade, before the hairpiece
The pimp rules state you must isolate your prey from everyone else. That’s why Slade Smiley, deadbeat dad of the year, talks to Gretchen Rossi about the other housewives constantly. And Gretchen Rossi, nice girl with a proven bad taste [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives: Q and A</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/31/orange-county-housewives-q-and-a/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slade Smiley , the 6th Housewife
A little history lesson:
Q.  Why does Vicki Gunvalson  hate Slade Smiley  so?
A. It all goes back to Season 1, when Slade and Jo de la Rosa were added to the original cast as the “engaged” couple. Slade Smiley and the producer Scott Dunlop, were neighbors and friends at the time.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Grayson Smiley Websites</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/26/two-grayson-smiley-websites-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Season One of the train wreck known as THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY, real &#8220;housewife&#8221; Jo de la Rosa lived with Slade Smiley as his kept girlfriend in his Coto de Caza McMansion. He had two children from two previous relationships, Gavin, 15 and Grayson, 4. Later, it was discovered that Grayson had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley’s “Reality”</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/26/slade-smiley%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9creality%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[



Humor columnist offers comments on arrest of a Real Housewives star.
from the OCRegister:
Slade, Slade, Slade. You probably heard that Slade Smiley was arrested last week on a &#8220;civil contempt charge.&#8221; Generally speaking it means he has failed to pay something he was ordered by the court.
It turned out it was for allegedly failing to make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Date My Ex</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/07/29/date-my-ex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Shotgun: Shoot &#8216;Em &#8216;Fore They Run”
Three new johns join the trainwreck in week 2 of this Real Housewives of Orange County spinoff.
David Weintraub, the winning john from last week, is a Hollywood agent. How dumb are we supposed to “be?
Never mind&#8230;
Pimping Slade Clampett, (who&#8217;s starting to look like Jed Clampett) sticking his tongue out and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade and Jo: Date My Ex: Shotgun!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/07/29/slade-and-jo-date-my-ex-shotgun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three new johns join the train wreck in week 2 of this Real Housewives of Orange County spinoff.
David Weintraub, the winning john from last week, is a Hollywood agent. How dumb are we supposed to be?
Never mind&#8230;
Pimping Slade Clampett, (who&#8217;s starting to look like Jed Clampett) sticking his tongue out and licking his lips like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley and Jo De La Rosa</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/07/01/slade-smiley-and-jo-de-la-rosa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh no, not Slimy Slade and Ho Jo!
The Real Housewives of Orange County certainly created some of the most absurd moments and bizarre characters for our viewing pleasure. Now Jo De La Rosa and Slade Smiley will have their own show, entitled &#8220;Date My Ex&#8221; on Bravo .
Here&#8217;s an excerpt of what Jo had to [...]]]></description>
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