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Jeana Keough
Speaking of Jeana Keough, she was wearing her tolerant face in that conversation with Vicki. All the older housewives, Lauri Waring, Tammy Knickerbocker, and Kimberly Bryant wore that face when interacting with the Vickster! The name of the face? You can’t change crazy, so go with the flow! Vicki crawling back to Jeana? Priceless! Karma is a bitch! the reunion taping must have been something, Vicki was into her “poor me” martyr role with Andy on “Watch What Happens”.
Speaking of poor, Alexis Bellino’s poor mother was a pawn in the plot. The editors must hate Alexis. Such stupid shit came from her mouth! Talk about low self-esteem. Alexis knows she will look just like her mother when she is 58, and at 31, she is afraid Taliban Jim will walk! Imagine being 31 and this is all you think about! There was nothing wrong with Penelope’s appearance that Stacy, Clinton and the What Not to Wear crew couldn’t fix! Her father? he died in November, 2008, check out the obit: Alexis Bellino’s Father. Yes, Jim Bellino presided over the funeral. O.M.G. Laying hands on everyone (ugh) while offering them a loan.
Speaking of loans, will someone please lend a brain cell to the Curtin family? Just long enough to, like, get them, like, out of the hole they, like, continue to dig for like, themselves? Don’t lend them money, they’ll get Botox, or take a vacation with it. Nothing like having burned out old hippies for parents! How does Bravo find these people?
Speaking of people, was the Women’s Empowerment Expo not popular? Either that, or the editing gods had some fun with Gretchen Rossi. The cosmetics looked suspiciously like this:Your Name Professional Brands Private Label Cosmetics, but whatever. Girl’s got to make a living without having a boring real job somehow.
In other “Housewives” news, from the oc register:
Bravo will air a TWO-part reunion special with the housewives on Wednesday, March 10 and Thursday, March 11 at 9 p.m. The reunion will feature new interviews with the housewives Tamra Barney, Alexis Bellino, Lynne Curtin, Vicki Gunvalson and Gretchen Rossi, as well as significant others Jim Bellino, Frank Curtin, Donn Gunvalson and Slade Smiley. (Simon Barney is noticeably absent from this powwow.) Former “housewife” Jeana Keough will also make a special visit. The program will be hosted by Andy Cohen, Bravo’s senior vice president of programming production.
Watch What Happens
The bitch is hungry. She sold herself to a man who will not allow her to eat. Everyone else in her world has to suffer because of it. She obviously has an eating disorder.
Ever notice her worst behavior with the other women is exhibited at meals. Jim Bellino is undeniably an ass, but I think the meal ritual is difficult for her, probably because she has an eating disorder. She always seems to pick a fight or stir up shit at mealtime. When she’s not doing that, she’s ordering something complicated or with a ton of specifications. I think the latter behavior is to give herself a way out if she starts to freak out and worry about calories–if her "specs" aren’t met, she can use this to justify picking at her food or not drinking her sugary drink. Similarly, the preposterous cavalcade of calls to Jim at Chef Keller’s was another method (along with spitting out the foie gras) to take the focus off food. Of COURSE she can’t eat! Can’t everyone see she is nauseated from the taste? And that it’s rude to chew while on the phone?
Notice, too, that the attack on Mel at Gretchen’s was launched after Mel and Jim were sidling up to the snack table. How infuriating for hungry, cranky Alexis to see Jim chatting it up with an EATER, when she (Alexis) has consistently been a paragon of control and denial!
And, finally, the pitiful brunch offered to the jackleg preacher and his wife is an example of Alexis’s idea of a proper breakfast–one that does not tempt her in the least. No hot food. Scrambling some eggs is not that complicated; bacon is easily made in the microwave. And did she serve them in the kitchen? We may be seeing two houses with the Bellino’s. more on that later. Jim is appearing on the reunion show…ugh! If he is loves to humiliate her on national TV, what must home be like?
Why bother with long, rambling prayers when you’ve already sold your soul to the devil?
And then, her “as seen on TV” preacher espouses fasting! He’s got the OC Housewives number… let the bucks roll in.
Her days on the show may be numbered. turns out, she really pissed off Andy Cohen during the live interview on Watch What Happens: Live! with Wendy Williams. She got pissed and had a major meltdown because Wendy said Vicki Gunvalson was her favorite!
Alexis Bellino video
This girl needs a sandwich.
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The cast of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” during slightly happier times. From left: Tamra Barney, Vicki Gunvalson, Lynne Curtin, Alexis Bellino and Gretchen Rossi. Photo by Isabella Vosmikova, Bravo
If you watched the end of last week’s drama-fueled episode, you’ll recall that it concluded with a catty argument in a San Francisco bar/restaurant between original housewife Vicki Gunvalson and newest housewife Alexis Bellino. Well, that fight continues with some more animosity and verbal jabs thrown.
According to the teaser at the end of episode 12, the ladies take it outside, where more insults and fireworks (the bad kind) are exchanged. We’ll also see another tense discussion between Tamra and Simon Barney, who are teetering toward divorce.
Tamra says, “I spend 90 percent of my time with the kids.”
Simon responds, “You really don’t. Not lately.”
Tamra reveals in a one-on-one interview, “Right now the kids are getting a little bit older and I’m getting a little bit more freedom, and I don’t think Simon likes that a lot.”
Next we see Lynne Curtin talking to her husband Frank in a hotel room. Daughter Alexa, 17, is present too.
Lynne says, “I don’t know what in your past is causing you to, like, lie constantly to me.”
Frank responds, “I swear, I am so sorry.”
Alexa, in her infinite wisdom and appropriateness, says, “I feel like it’s bull(expletive).”
We also see Tamra knocking over a drink back at Waterbar. Everyone laughs, especially Briana Gunvalson, who’s sitting right next to her. Tamra wavers at her seat, then says, “Check please!”
And served. Between Lynne Curtin’s eviction notice and the fact that these ladies have no table manners, last night was funny as hell….on a deeply absurd level.
My mother told me, the first time I got married ( don’t ask!) to always keep my own money. Great advice! What the hell is wrong with these women?
Why is Lynne all shocked and upset by this eviction, the second in three months? Oh right, it’s Lynne. Then she moves in with her mother and sees Tamra Barney for advice. Why? Same answer. Raquel sticking her middle finger up at the cameraman while on the phone with Lynne? A priceless reality moment!
Moving on, poor Briana Wolfsmith. Thyroid nodules may or may not be cancerous. Vicki almost managed to make it not about herself…almost.
Alexis and Gretchen go to dinner and order Skinny Girl Margaritas. Way to go Bravo with the product placement. Vicki is the topic of conversation, of course, since Alexis is still pissed about Vicki snoring during her boring story. Taliban Jim allows her to take the San Francisco trip, but Alexis seems to think Jim will hurt the children….wonder why….ummmm. Loved it when Vicki called Jim smelly…he looks smelly!
In San Francisco, they go to Fleur de Lys, Chef Hubert Kellers’ restaurant….more Bravo cross-breeding. Dumb ass Alexis showed her trashy background by calling and texting Jim throughout dinner. BTW, are you as tired of fleur de lys symbols around and on these women as I am?
Classy Bitches. Alexis spits out Hubert Kellers food. Didn’t know what foie gras was. Into a napkin, at the table. Reminds me of the Napa Valley episode last year. Word to Saint Tits: 5 Star restaurants don’t serve chicken fingers and pudding.
When they shop the next day, Lynne buys an $1100 leather jacket. Why? See answer above.
Vicki invites Briana along as a human shield, but Alexis attacks her anyway. This was the teaser for next week. Watch What Happens.
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