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	<title>ABSURD TO SUBLIME &#187; jeff beitzel</title>
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		<title>Gretchen Christine Collection: &quot;Satchels of Gold&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/30/gretchen-christine-collection-satchels-of-gold/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least that&#8217;s what Gretchen Rossi of the  Real Housewives of Orange County and boyfriend Slade Smiley are hoping. Banking on, in fact.





 
Gretchen Rossi has been using the money she received from the Jeff Beitzel estate to finance a life without actually going to work.  She was a real estate agent in Orange County when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives Begin Filming Season 6</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/24/orange-county-housewives-begin-filming-season-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 18:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Today is the first day of group shots and production. Tamra Barney tweeted a few days ago that the Real Housewives of Orange County will not air until January.  Normally, the production schedule runs from Memorial Day to Labor Day, but with the introduction of the Real Housewives of Washington DC premiering August 5, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and the Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/06/gretchen-rossi-and-the-jeff-beitzel-memorial-fund/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
The Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund set up by Gretchen Rossi  with the Lymphoma and Leukemia Society has been the subject of intense media attention in the last weeks, Here is an excerpt of the statement she gave FoxNews yesterday:
Rossi claims she had no idea that the Leukemia &#38; Lymphoma Society did not carry out their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Angry About Jeff Beitzel Rumor</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/26/gretchen-rossi-angry-about-jeff-beitzel-rumor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 10:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,slade smiley,jo de la rosa
Gretchen Rossi posted this on Facebook:



Gretchen Rossi I want to address a ridiculous rumor being posted. The Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund is with the Leukemia Soceity in O.C.! People can make donations 2 this fund directly by writing &#8220;For the Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund&#8221;, Just as the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Reunion: Who Let the Dogs Out?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/11/orange-county-reunion-who-let-the-dogs-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a dud.




The Season 5 reunion of the Real Housewives of Orange County was a snoozefest. Perhaps TPTB at Bravo are saving the good footage for one of those “Lost Footage” episodes they seem to trot out during a ratings slump, but who knows?
At least Andy Cohen called out Slade Smiley on some of his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What? No Vicki Gunvalson? Women&#8217;s Empowerment Conference</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/21/what-no-vicki-gunvalson-womens-empowerment-conference/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First posted on June 29 as a spoiler for Season 5
From the previews for Episode 15, it seems not to go well for Gretchen. This is where she launches her &#8220;Gretchen Christine Beaute&#8221; cosmetics line.



Kelly Rowland of The Fashion Show, Tyson Beckford of Make Me A Supermodel, Padma Lashkmi of Top Chef, and Patti Stanger [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Speaks to the LA Times</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/11/gretchen-rossi-speaks-to-the-la-times/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
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It’s an extremely long interview in which she talks about Slade Smiley, Jeff Beitzel, Jo de la Rosa and her relationship with Tamra Barney
Here’s an excerpt about her blog post:
The rift seems to now center on this blog post you wrote. Tamra [Barney] wants you to take it down, but you refuse. Can you talk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen&#8217;s Blog About Tamra</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/04/gretchens-blog-about-tamra/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is, in case she takes it down
This is the blog I wrote after the airing of the reunion show last year (season four). Both Tamra and my blog were removed from the bravo website due to unknown reasons, and therefore I found it important to make sure the truth was still heard. This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Her Men</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/02/gretchen-rossi-and-her-men/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the complete story of Gretchen Rossi and her men, Slade Smiley, Jay Photoglou and Jeff Beitzel,go to More Absurdities.
On this website, you will read what Judy Fike, Jeff’s sister, had to say. Also, Sharon Beitzel,Sharon Beitzel the mother of Jake and Jill, shares some of her anger . Additionally, there are comments from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi, Slade Smiley and Jeff&#8217;s Money</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/28/will-gretchen-rossi-let-slade-spend-her-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 
Technorati Tags: slade smiley,gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,jo de la rosa,the real housewives of orange county,jeff beitzel

Gretchen and Slade in an upcoming episode from Season 5
 
 



Well, Slade Smiley managed to get back on The Real Housewives of Orange County for Season 5 via Gretchen Rossi. Will Gretchen let Slade run through the 2.5 mil.left to her by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Beitzel Interview</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/30/jill-beitzel-interview-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 12:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;
Reloaded from February 26
In Gretchen’s portrayal on Housewives that she was a devoted caretaker, always there for him, etc, was that accurate as far as you and your family knew?
Gretchen was the only one my dad had out in California all the time so yes she was a devoted caretaker, but when she had time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou in Court</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/18/gretchen-rossi-and-jay-photoglou-in-court/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 12:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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As usual, Jay Photoglou gives his “friend”, Nik Richie at TheDirty , the first statement from court.
Statement To TheDirty.com from Photoglou:
“Court Friday was a bitter sweet day for me. The Judge dismissed Gretchen’s allegations with prejudice (when a case is dismissed for good reason and the plaintiff is barred from bringing an action on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sharon Beitzel Speaks to the National Enquirer</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/17/sharon-beitzel-speaks-to-the-national-enquirer-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Photo by: Bravo
from the National Enquirer:
Gretchen Rossi: Is Jeff Photoglou, a &#8220;stalker&#8221; &#8211; or a &#8220;family friend&#8221;? 



The Real  Housewives of Orange County hottie Gretchen Rossi has referred to him as both &#8211; even though Jay revealed in the March 2 issue of The ENQUIRER that he and Gretchen were having a love affair while her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: D-list Drama</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/04/real-housewives-d-list-drama-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real Drama with the Real Housewives
 
from OK magazine:
On Friday, the catty women from all three of Bravo&#8217;s Real Housewives show descended on the Fred Segal store in Santa Monica. But this was no peace conference.
The ten well-heeled gals, representing NYC, Atlanta and Orange County, were on-hand to film a segment for the Bravo A-List Awards. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Reunion</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/24/real-housewives-reunion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ from february 24. 2009

The show is titled &#8220;The Real Housewives Confess: Watch What Happens Special.&#8221;
The ladies are seated on couches, and Cohen is situated in the middle. The housewives are dressed to impress: Tamra Barney of Ladera Ranch is wearing a maroon dress; Vicki Gunvalson of Coto de Caza is wearing a blue top and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jen Beitzel at the “Rock of Love Bus” Elimination</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/19/jen-beitzel-at-the-%e2%80%9crock-of-love-bus%e2%80%9d-elimination/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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All these women look alike. If the Jen original photo is incorrect, my bad.  This is the photo at the elimination ceremony.
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		<title>Real Housewives of OC Spoilers? Not So Much</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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from the oc register:
So last week ended with the kickoff of original housewife Jeana Keough&#8217;s big date. Tonight, we get to see who this gentleman is. During the date, the two are out to dinner, and Jeana is holding his hand. She says, &#8220;Maybe before you date me … again, you better think about, I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So Much Snark, So Little Time</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/04/so-much-snark-so-little-time-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These housewives are wearing me out!  Tuesday’s episode “jumped the shark’ How to hold down a “real” job and write about these skanks?
Where to begin?
The OC Hillbillies in Berkeley
Jeana, you do know “bummers” Matt and Shane!  We always thought higher education was all about learning about different ways and thinking and cultural diversity. How foolish we [...]]]></description>
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