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	<title>ABSURD TO SUBLIME &#187; gretchen rossi</title>
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	<description>reality tv: not a breeding ground for mental health...bethenny frankel</description>
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		<title>Gretchen Christine Collection: &quot;Satchels of Gold&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/30/gretchen-christine-collection-satchels-of-gold/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least that&#8217;s what Gretchen Rossi of the  Real Housewives of Orange County and boyfriend Slade Smiley are hoping. Banking on, in fact.





 
Gretchen Rossi has been using the money she received from the Jeff Beitzel estate to finance a life without actually going to work.  She was a real estate agent in Orange County when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin, Patty Stanger and Slade Smiley?  Strange Bedfellows</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/29/jill-zarin-patty-stanger-and-slade-smiley-strange-bedfellows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Too much sleaze in one room!

judith regan, patti stanger, slade smiley, jill zarin, bobby zarin
Maybe Gretchen Rossi is too smart to be photographed with this bunch. Patti Stanger posted this to twitter last night from a dinner with fellow Bethenny Frankel hater Jill Zarin. Can you imagine the conversation at this dinner&#8230;would have loved to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Josh Waring in Jail Again, Lauri and Ashley in New York</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/26/josh-waring-in-jail-again-lauri-and-ashley-in-new-york/</link>
		<comments>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/26/josh-waring-in-jail-again-lauri-and-ashley-in-new-york/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[the real housewives of orange county]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps one day there will be a story about Josh Waring, son of Lauri Waring Peterson from the Real Housewives of Orange County that doesn&#8217;t involve jail.
TMZ reports Waring was picked up in Irvine on Friday night on a warrant for a probation violation.
Waring was also busted in June 2008 (possession of heroin and ecstasy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives Begin Filming Season 6</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/24/orange-county-housewives-begin-filming-season-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 18:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[




 
Today is the first day of group shots and production. Tamra Barney tweeted a few days ago that the Real Housewives of Orange County will not air until January.  Normally, the production schedule runs from Memorial Day to Labor Day, but with the introduction of the Real Housewives of Washington DC premiering August 5, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Nut Heard From, But No Tweetmaxine</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/11/another-nut-heard-from-but-no-tweetmaxine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
ashley holmes, photoshopped much?
 
ashleyholmes

i am CONVINCED that who ever writes the blog &#8216;absurd to sublime&#8217;? is certifiable hahaha that and an idiot&#8230; wow.. get a life
This is the message that greeted me first thing this morning before coffee.  Think this spawn of Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s of the New Jersey Housewives is a little upset about my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel: For Real</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/27/bethenny-frankel-for-real/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been watching &#8220;Bethenny Getting Married?&#8221; since the show debuted.   Bethenny Frankel has no problem showing us her real life. She can dish it out and take it, her emotions are relatable and raw. Only someone like her from the Real Housewives Franchise can carry their own show.
Bravo tried it two years ago with Jo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley With Grayson</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/25/slade-smiley-with-grayson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
In an effort to counteract the negative press about his failure to support his very ill son Grayson, Slade Smiley and his girlfriend Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County have been posting photos and tweets featuring Grayson.
Slade is in litigation with Michelle Arroyo, Grayson&#8217;s mother.



According to Tamra Barney, Season 6 will not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tweetmaxine: What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/23/tweetmaxine-what-becomes-of-the-broken-hearted/</link>
		<comments>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/23/tweetmaxine-what-becomes-of-the-broken-hearted/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 21:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Reading her June 30 tweets about Luann at an outdoor cafe, you can tell she&#8217;s never been to New York City! 
Tweetmaxine is a an internet blogger who makes up stories, believed by many, about the Real Housewives. He/she calls herself the Bravo Mole, claining to work for Bravo tv .  Who is Tweetmaxine?
She LOVES [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Sings</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/22/danielle-staub-sings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 



 
 
This reminds me of Kim Zolciak of the Atlanta Housewives and her involvement with DJ Tracy Young&#8230;..for the publicity.
Danielle Staub of the  Real Housewives of New Jersey ,however, can carry a tune, unlike any of the other singing housewives: Jo de la Rosa , Kim Zolciak, LuAnn De Lesseps and Gretchen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Want Some Slade Smiley Humor? Follow His Alter-Ego.</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/02/want-some-slade-smiley-humor-follow-his-alter-ego/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 22:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In what is fast becoming a thing to do at twitter, Slade Smiley has an alter-ego named Slade Slimey.  The account is very new, but Vicki Gunvalson and Jeana Keough are following it.  Do you think it’s one of them?
Why is everyone so mad that I don&#8217;t pay my child support? The child&#8217;s mom does [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley Tries to Kill the Messenger</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/31/slade-smiley-tries-to-kill-the-messenger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 14:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

One would think Slade Smiley would keep his mouth shut after he has been called out so many times for being a deadbeat dad.  Think again.
Now he’s threatening Jennifer Young, owner of Most Wanted Deadbeats, a website devoted to bringing parents behind on child support payments to court for resolution.
Here are his latest tweets to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: Calling All Ex&#8217;s!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/30/real-housewives-calling-all-exs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 18:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ex- husbands, ex-wives, ex- others, we’d like to hear from you. 
The Real Housewives Franchise has spawned a plethora of back stories and side stories that are more fascinating than the shows. Of special interest:
The Real Housewives of New Jersey:
Thomas Staub, ex husband of Danielle Staub. Tom, with his father Gerald, own a company that sells [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Amazing Grayson Smiley</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/29/amazing-grayson-smiley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 13:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
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Grayson Smiley, 10, is the child Slade Smiley does not support.  He was featured during the first season of the Real Housewives of Orange County, when Slade was working at Countrywide Title Insurance and living with Jo de la Rosa.
Slade took down his website devoted to Grayson several months ago. The link to Michelle Arroyo’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou Thrown Out of Slade Smiley Court Hearing</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/28/jay-photoglou-thrown-out-of-slade-smiley-court-hearing/</link>
		<comments>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/28/jay-photoglou-thrown-out-of-slade-smiley-court-hearing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 22:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update 5/29/2010
After about 10 minutes, Young, Photoglou and others were invited back to the courtroom. Rossi, however, was detained in another room upstairs. “She was close to getting arrested,” Young said. Young is Jennifer Young, of http://www.mostwanteddeadbeats.com/
 

Slade Smiley ‘s child support court hearing turned into a circus worthy of The Real Housewives of Orange County [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Announces Orange County Casting Call</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/13/bravo-announces-orange-county-casting-call/</link>
		<comments>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/13/bravo-announces-orange-county-casting-call/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 11:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TPTB at Bravo pull this stunt during contract negotiations. The Real Housewives of Orange County have a casting call
Casting Call Information

City: Orange County
State: CA



THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY IS CASTING FOR ANOTHER SEASON 
Bravo’s celebrated show about real women, living fabulous real lives, is headed back to the OC! The hit reality TV series [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives and the Second Season Syndrome</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/03/new-jersey-housewives-and-the-second-season-syndrome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 23:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Ashley Holmes
Ashley Holmes and Danielle Staub
Manzo Family Mouthpiece?
Danielle Files Complaint Against Ashley
Bitch, Don&#8217;t Touch My Weave
We’ve seen it before. After the first season of Real Housewives, the celebrity goes to their heads, they think they are more important than they are, and bam! Second Season Syndrome.



Who’s suffered ( and made the viewer suffer) from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi: Pay Jay Photoglou? Hell No!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/29/gretchen-rossi-pay-jay-photoglou-hell-no/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 22:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Still, she has to return to court tomorrow.

Gretchen Rossi
Gretchen Rossi, one of the stars of The Real Housewives of Orange County,” avoided arrest Thursday by showing up to Harbor Justice Center in Laguna Hills at 8:30 in the morning.
She was supposed to appear there last Thursday (4/22), but when she was a no-show, the judge . [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou and Gretchen Rossi</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/24/jay-photoglou-and-gretchen-rossi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 16:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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One day after failing to appear in court to answer questions in Jay Photoglou’s lawsuit against her, Gretchen Rossi has filed a countersuit against him for defamation.
The Jay vs.. Gretchen Saga.. Go to More Absurdities for comments, articles, opinions, from the beginning of this story.
Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,jay photoglou
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Not in Court</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/23/gretchen-rossi-not-in-court/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 10:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No time to write! Yesterday, Gretchen Rossi was scheduled to appear in court to answer the subpoena by attorneys for stalker Jay Photoglou, exposing her assets in his continuing effort to collect $18,000 in court costs for last years restraining order . The judge gave her until next Thursday.
Whew!



For the complete Gretchen Rossi, Jay Photoglou [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives on &#8220;Top Chef Masters&#8221;?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/15/orange-county-housewives-on-top-chef-masters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 21:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are chicken fingers on the menu?
more later
Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,vicki gunvalson,tamra barney,lynne curtin,alexis bellino
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		<title>What Will That 15 Minutes Cost Them?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 13:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[nene leakes
Several months ago, I wrote  The NeNe Leakes Love Fest is Gone With the Wind. In that post I referred to both Tamra Barney of the Real Housewives of Orange County, and Jill Zarin having let this limited fame go to their respective heads.
tamra barney
In season three of the Real Housewives of New York, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and the Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/06/gretchen-rossi-and-the-jeff-beitzel-memorial-fund/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
The Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund set up by Gretchen Rossi  with the Lymphoma and Leukemia Society has been the subject of intense media attention in the last weeks, Here is an excerpt of the statement she gave FoxNews yesterday:
Rossi claims she had no idea that the Leukemia &#38; Lymphoma Society did not carry out their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou Needs to Get a Hobby!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/06/jay-photoglou-needs-to-get-a-hobby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Update 4/8 He has another interview on radar today, same old tired story with that one pic he has of Gretchen and him.&#160; 
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/exclusive-interview-i-want-gretchen-rossi-prosecuted-says-ex
Or, he needs to get laid!
How’d you like to have this stalker/loser in your life!&#160; The only media outlet that will talk to him, Radaronline, talked to him again today, “exclusively”
“I want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Up With Simon Barney?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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Hanging out with Jay Photoglou, that’s what!
Simon Barney, the soon to be ex of Tamra Barney, has formed a relationship of some sort with Jay Photoglou, Gretchen Rossi’s stalker. Since all the Gretchen Rossi hateration we saw on Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County, including that disgusting &#8220;Naked Wasted&#8221; episode, came from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Angry About Jeff Beitzel Rumor</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 10:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,slade smiley,jo de la rosa
Gretchen Rossi posted this on Facebook:



Gretchen Rossi I want to address a ridiculous rumor being posted. The Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund is with the Leukemia Soceity in O.C.! People can make donations 2 this fund directly by writing &#8220;For the Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund&#8221;, Just as the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pay to the Order of Slade Smiley?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/18/pay-to-the-order-of-slade-smiley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,slade smiley
There’s a nasty rumor circulating around the ’net that goes like this:
I looked but didn&#8217;t see anything.



There are a few people posting on Gretchen&#8217;s facebook fan page that when they ordered her makeup and got a receipt, the receipt says &#8220;Payment to Slade Smiley&#8221; !!! Needless to say, people are NOT [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Reunion: Who Let the Dogs Out?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a dud.




The Season 5 reunion of the Real Housewives of Orange County was a snoozefest. Perhaps TPTB at Bravo are saving the good footage for one of those “Lost Footage” episodes they seem to trot out during a ratings slump, but who knows?
At least Andy Cohen called out Slade Smiley on some of his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives Reunion Part 1:Absurd</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Absurd and dull. Thanks to Andy Cohen’s unwillingness to ask a real question, there were no fireworks, just absurdities.
Absurd: Gretchen’s denial of the general, world-wide Slade Smiley hatred. Buying Jo de la Rosa’s music catalog?  Slade is still trying to hurt Jo, and using Gretchen to do it. Slime ball.



Absurd: Memo to Lynne Curtin: a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Curbing the Curtin Cubs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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What a sad season finale for the Real Housewives of Orange County. This trainwreck has gone, in five seasons, from high camp to Greek tragedy.
All I was looking forward to was the appearance of Jo de la Rosa, original housewife and ex of Slade Smiley.  Alas, that was not to be, instead we get Lauri [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Simon&#8217;s Season</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/06/real-housewives-of-orange-county-simons-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A post-mortem for Simon Barney, of sorts.

Who ever thought Season 5 of the Real Housewives of Orange County would turn out to be “all Simon Barney, all the time”? From the first episode on, Simon Barney’s emotional meltdown has been the focus. This about a guy claiming to no longer wanting to participate in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did Vicki Gunvalson Storm Off the Set?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sneak peek
In an interview with vegasnews this weekend, Gretchen Rossi gave that tidbit away (see below)&#160; She and Slade were in Las Vegas at the premiere party for “Fly Girls”. to air on CW later this month.
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In a grey BeBe dress, and without her pageant hair, Gretchen looks good in these pictures. She and Slade [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Of Orange County: Speaking of</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/27/real-housewives-of-orange-county-speaking-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

                                                              Jeana Keough
Speaking of Jeana Keough,  she was wearing her tolerant face in that conversation with Vicki. All the older housewives, Lauri Waring, Tammy Knickerbocker, and Kimberly Bryant wore that face when interacting with the Vickster!  The name of the face? You can’t change crazy, so go with the flow! Vicki crawling back to Jeana?  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What? No Vicki Gunvalson? Women&#8217;s Empowerment Conference</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/21/what-no-vicki-gunvalson-womens-empowerment-conference/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First posted on June 29 as a spoiler for Season 5
From the previews for Episode 15, it seems not to go well for Gretchen. This is where she launches her &#8220;Gretchen Christine Beaute&#8221; cosmetics line.



Kelly Rowland of The Fashion Show, Tyson Beckford of Make Me A Supermodel, Padma Lashkmi of Top Chef, and Patti Stanger [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OC Housewives: Mama Said</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 18:59:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Was anyone reminded of Joyce, Kandi Burruss’ mom on The Real Housewives of Atlanta while watching Gretchen Rossi’s mom Brenda and her reactions to Slade Smiley last night?
Whether it’s AJ Jewell or Slade Smiley , mama knows best!



Gretchen was clever in deflecting Slade’s marraige proposal on episode 14.  Good for her. Maybe she knows she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Real Housewives&#8217; Stars Appear on &#8216;Who Wants to Be a Millionaire&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The stars of The Real Housewives franchise are briefly leaving their gated communities for a chance to compete for the big million-dollar payout. Next week, from Monday, February 22 to Friday, February 26, some of Bravo&#8217;s controversial housewives will be participating on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, the TV quiz show hosted by Meredith [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou: In Love with Gretchen, or Slade?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There’s always Jay Photoglou.   The rejected ex-lover of Gretchen Rossi is still as obsessed as ever with getting money from Gretchen for his court costs and sending Slade Smiley to jail for child support.
This guy is unable to move on. Here’s his latest tweet:
Getting someone served is not as easy as I thought it would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OC Episode 13 Sneak Peek</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
from the oc register

The cast of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” during slightly happier times. From left: Tamra Barney, Vicki Gunvalson, Lynne Curtin, Alexis Bellino and Gretchen Rossi. Photo by Isabella Vosmikova, Bravo
If you watched the end of last week’s drama-fueled episode, you’ll recall that it concluded with a catty argument in a San [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou: Scorned and Vengeful</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jay Photoglou, the ex-boyfriend of Gretchen Rossi, simply will not go away. He is so obsessed with Gretchen that he files court order after court order to hurt and defame her as much as he can.
He has an inside connection to radaronline, they will print anything he says. He, of course, is the one who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley on &#8220;The List&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: He has a court hearing later this month&#8230;will keep you posted.
Gretchen Rossi supports Slade&#8230;..100%
According to Radar online, Slade has no means of support other than Gretchen.
They have obtained court papers filed by  Slade declaring 0 income. He also lives with Gretchen.
On her blog, she has tried to defend Slade as well  as she could.
“Must [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: You&#8217;ve Been Served!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
And served. Between Lynne Curtin’s eviction notice and the fact that these ladies have no table manners, last night was funny as hell&#8230;.on a deeply absurd level. 
My mother told me, the first time I got married ( don’t ask!) to always keep my own money. Great advice! What the hell is wrong with these women?
Why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Speaks to the LA Times</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

It’s an extremely long interview in which she talks about Slade Smiley, Jeff Beitzel, Jo de la Rosa and her relationship with Tamra Barney
Here’s an excerpt about her blog post:
The rift seems to now center on this blog post you wrote. Tamra [Barney] wants you to take it down, but you refuse. Can you talk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OC Housewives Teaser: The Curtin&#8217;s Third Eviction</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is not the second eviction in May, this is the one caught on tape by Bravo, the night after the Curtins’ dinner party, in late August.

The girls in San Francisco. Brianna Wolfsmith,Vicki’s daughter,  who has her own drama this week, is on the left.
 
Lynne says, “I’m your wife. You just, you need to tell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson Works</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
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In a Real Housewives of Orange County season so bad that Vicki Gunvalson looks good, are we tired of hearing her say she works?  Among her train wreck co-stars, this is phenomenal, but really Vicki?  In the real world, we all do. And raised wonderful children, own homes and the whole nine yards.
This season is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex and the Single Tamra Barney</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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photo from the “Housewives Make under” segment on Oprah
Well. Turns out Simon Barney is more of a control-freak douchebag than many fans of The Real Housewives of Orange County thought.
The husband of Tamra Barney, in a dramatic gesture, filed for divorce last Wednesday, three days after Tamra moved out of their Ladera Ranch short sale [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen&#8217;s Blog About Tamra</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is, in case she takes it down
This is the blog I wrote after the airing of the reunion show last year (season four). Both Tamra and my blog were removed from the bravo website due to unknown reasons, and therefore I found it important to make sure the truth was still heard. This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives: One Happy Family</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/04/orange-county-housewives-one-happy-family/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On tonight&#8217;s Real Housewives of Orange County, Lynne Curtin, who broke down at the last “Housewives” meal, says, “Every dinner I’ve been to has drama.” Then we see a scene where one of the wives (probably Lynne) is holding a bottle of red wine that says, “Bitch.” It’s a 2008 — I hear that’s a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Andy&#8217;s &#8220;Bloodbath&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
The Real Housewives of Orange County are in Los Angeles filming the season 5 reunion special.
Andy Cohen tweeted this last night:



Freaking OC Housewives bloodbath continues! Still here -in hour 8 of shooting.
Watch What Happens!
The reunion will probably air March 4, followed by the season 3 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City.
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		<title>Gretchen Responds to Criticism of Slade</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gretchen Rossi had this to say on her Blog 




I have been friends with Slade for 9 years now and I am very familiar with what has transpired with his son. Please do not believe everything you read in the press. Slade is paying of Grayson’s medical bills sweetie not child support. His son has had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County and Their E-mails</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/25/real-housewives-of-orange-county-and-their-e-mails/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 07:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After I posted Liar, Liar Pants on Fire, referring to Jay Photoglou, Simon  and Tamra Barney’s text messaging during the “Lost Footage” episode, Jay Photoglou sent me this series of emails:
From: Gretchen christine rossi
To: ‘Jay Photoglou’
Sent: Sun, 1 Feb 2009 11:53 am
Subject: FW: Your constant BS and lies.
This is hilarious, read from the bottom! Simon’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney&#8217;s Reaction to Gretchen&#8217;s Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamra Barney of the Real Housewives of Orange County seems to have a short memory. Or, as my grandmother would say:
Pot. Kettle. Black 
Here’s what she wrote on her latest Bravo blog:



Gretchen choice NOT to remove her blog spoke loudly to me. How could I take someone seriously when they wrote six pages of nasty words [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley: &#8220;It&#8217;s Hard Out Here for a Pimp&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
I just had to use that title from the “Hustle and Flow” movie.
Slade, before the hairpiece
The pimp rules state you must isolate your prey from everyone else. That’s why Slade Smiley, deadbeat dad of the year, talks to Gretchen Rossi about the other housewives constantly. And Gretchen Rossi, nice girl with a proven bad taste [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: January 7 Sneak Peek</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spoiler Alert

Finally, a new episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County.
Tonight, marital issues continue to be on the front burner. We’re gleaning what we can from commercial teasers and from video clips posted this week on Bravo’s Web site, bravotv.com.
In the first scene, we visit Simon and Tamra  at their Ladera Ranch home. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Has Launched a Singing Career</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Click Here TO LISTEN TO &#8220;NOTHING WITHOUT YOU&#8221;

 
No Comment.  Really.
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County are &#8220;Un-Rehensible&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/10/real-housewives-of-orange-county-are-un-rehensible/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 03:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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UNREHENSIBLE:  Who can believe Simon Barney filed for divorce (no attorney) from Tammy Sue on the day this episode aired! It was “unrehensible”&#8230;a last ditch effort to control his “Svengali” creation now that she’s no longer barefoot and pregnant, and, through Real Housewives, had her own income. ( Hope she took whatever’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Her Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the complete story of Gretchen Rossi and her men, Slade Smiley, Jay Photoglou and Jeff Beitzel,go to More Absurdities.
On this website, you will read what Judy Fike, Jeff’s sister, had to say. Also, Sharon Beitzel,Sharon Beitzel the mother of Jake and Jill, shares some of her anger . Additionally, there are comments from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives: Q and A</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slade Smiley , the 6th Housewife
A little history lesson:
Q.  Why does Vicki Gunvalson  hate Slade Smiley  so?
A. It all goes back to Season 1, when Slade and Jo de la Rosa were added to the original cast as the “engaged” couple. Slade Smiley and the producer Scott Dunlop, were neighbors and friends at the time.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Does Taxes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;

What the photo above has to do with taxes I can’t say.&#160; Gretchen Rossi posted this pic on her Facebook Fan Page. announcing this was a pic from the TurboTax commercial she shot today.
Other pictures on her Facebook page:
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&#160;

These are from the People Magazine photoshoot with the “guilty pleasures”of 2009 Real Housewives of Atlanta, The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson’s Wild Kingdom</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Episode 6 Sneak Peek
 
Our favorite narcissist  Vicki Gunvalson  wanted the trip to be a girls-only affair, but three of the male significant others have tagged along: Simon Barney,  Jim Bellino, and everybody’s favorite “Housewife,”  Slade Smiley, . After a day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Says</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County was pretty rough for  Simon Barney  Both in front of the camera and behind the scenes, his wife Tamra behaved like a mean teenager jealous of the new girl in town, Gretchen Rossi. Quite unbecoming behavior for a mother of four in her forties.  
Unfortunately for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Removes Slade Smiley&#8217;s Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I’d known this would happen, I would have copied the whole thing!&#160; Here’s page one of what he had to say about Vicki and Tamra, and his relationship with Gretchen.
Question: Why did Bravo publish Slade’s blog, only to remove it?&#160; I know everyone on the official website is expected to “play nice”, so why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of OC Season 5</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/09/real-housewives-of-oc-season-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The  Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5 promises to be even more Tamra Barney vs. Gretchen Rossi, in rounds. What a bore! In the premiere, they meet at the St. Regis to view Lynne Curtin’s Cuffs and have dinner. There, with psycho-monster Vicki Gunvalson and passive/aggressive Jeana Keough stirring the pot, they have a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Messy Divorce</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/20/real-housewives-of-orange-county-alexis-bellinos-messy-divorce-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from Radar Online:
Before she became one of The Real Housewives of Orange County, &#160;Alexis Bellino&#160;was Alexis Barry and her 2004 divorce from&#160; Jeff Barry could make a TV show on its own.
The Barry divorce was finalized June 12, 2004. She later married creepy Jim Bellino and became the “Stepford Wife” she is today
&#160;
Alexis accused Jeffrey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi, Slade Smiley and Jeff&#8217;s Money</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/28/will-gretchen-rossi-let-slade-spend-her-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Technorati Tags: slade smiley,gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,jo de la rosa,the real housewives of orange county,jeff beitzel

Gretchen and Slade in an upcoming episode from Season 5
 
 



Well, Slade Smiley managed to get back on The Real Housewives of Orange County for Season 5 via Gretchen Rossi. Will Gretchen let Slade run through the 2.5 mil.left to her by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will Gretchen Let Slade Spend Her Money?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/27/will-gretchen-let-slade-spend-her-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Well, Slade Smiley managed to get back on The Real Housewives of Orange County for Season 5 via Gretchen Rossi.&#160; Will Gretchen let Slade run through the 2.5 mil.left to her by Jeff Beitzel?



It’s a valid question.&#160; Slade Smiley, a former championship bike racer from Anchorage, Alaska ( and yes, that’s his real name) managed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will Gretchen Rossi Let Slade Spend Her Money?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Technorati Tags: slade smiley,gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,jo de la rosa,the real housewives of orange county,jeff beitzel

Gretchen and Slade in an upcoming episode from Season 5





Well, Slade Smiley managed to get back on The Real Housewives of Orange County for Season 5 via Gretchen Rossi.&#160; Will Gretchen let Slade run through the 2.5 mil.left to her by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Sneak Peek</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/25/real-housewives-of-orange-county-sneak-peek-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Slideshow &#8211; Entertainment &#8211; Some guys just can&#8217;t get enough of the &#34;Housewives.&#34; Slade Smiley, left, hangs out with girlfriend Gretchen Rossi in an upcoming episode
Spoiler alert
from the oc register
The fifth season of the county&#8217;s best-loved (and most-hated) reality TV series premieres at 10 p.m. Nov. 5 on Bravo. After that, it will air at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Nuts of Orange County are Coming Out</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/14/the-real-nuts-of-orange-county-are-coming-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comment Moderation is on.
No other Real Housewives franchise participants, or side orders, are as interested in controlling what is said about them than The Real Housewives of Orange County. The post I made last year entitled “Gretchen Rossi, the Newest Orange County Housewife, went viral, with over 2000 negative comments about her, long before the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney: Anyone Believe Her?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/13/tamra-barney-anyone-believe-her/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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&#160;Here’s the latest from her Bravo blog



“Okay so everyone is emailing me about the threesome comment, so I am going to laying it out there….well not literally. Yes, it was a comment that Gretchen made at my dinner party. As we all know everyone was drunk and some drunker then others. Gretchen wanted to drive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OC Lost Footage: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/11/oc-lost-footage-liar-liar-pants-on-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lots of people want to be like Jeana&#8230;according to Jeana. This is the wisdom we get as Jeana, along with Kara Keough, Frankie and a friend try out a vegan restaurant.  Kara Keough  is her usual obnoxious self&#8230;not gonna miss her, as she wonders if the waitress has a perfect body from eating vegan.
We got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou, &#8220;Vegas, Baby,&#8221; and Gretchen Rossi</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/11/jay-photoglou-vegas-baby-and-gretchen-rossi-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
According to an email Jay Photoglou forwarded to me from Jeana Keough, Jay met Gretchen in Las Vegas during the taping of the “Vegas Baby” episode.
Here’s an excerpt from the email:



look what they did to (NAME REMOVED). You and (NAME REMOVED) are in a good place
&#62; don’t let
&#62; this bullshit wreck your night, she loves [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Of Orange County: Lost Footage</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/05/real-housewives-of-orange-county-lost-footage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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OMG!  Next Thursday, BRAVO is airing lost footage from The Real Housewives of Orange County.  I must admit, I miss a good old Vicki meltdown.
And BTW, Gretchen Rossi is blogging at BRAVO again.
Technorati Tags: vicki gunvalson,lynne curtin,gretchen rossi,jeana keough,lauri waring,tamra barney
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Tamra and the Teaser
Jay Sends Me Revelations about the Reunion show



Tamra vs. Gretchen&#8230; in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Beitzel Interview</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/30/jill-beitzel-interview-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 12:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Reloaded from February 26
In Gretchen’s portrayal on Housewives that she was a devoted caretaker, always there for him, etc, was that accurate as far as you and your family knew?
Gretchen was the only one my dad had out in California all the time so yes she was a devoted caretaker, but when she had time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou in Court</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/18/gretchen-rossi-and-jay-photoglou-in-court/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 12:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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As usual, Jay Photoglou gives his “friend”, Nik Richie at TheDirty , the first statement from court.
Statement To TheDirty.com from Photoglou:
“Court Friday was a bitter sweet day for me. The Judge dismissed Gretchen’s allegations with prejudice (when a case is dismissed for good reason and the plaintiff is barred from bringing an action on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Gretchen Rossi vs.. Thedirty</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/23/more-gretchen-rossi-vs-thedirty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police investigate topless photo of &#8216;Housewives&#8217; star
from the ocregister:
COSTA MESA &#8211; The Costa Mesa Police Department is investigating a topless photo of one of the stars of &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County,&#8221; according to celebrity gossip Web site TMZ.com.
A photo of Gretchen Rossi riding topless in a car was posted on thedirty.com Tuesday.
TMZ.com posted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sharon Beitzel Speaks to the National Enquirer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Photo by: Bravo
from the National Enquirer:
Gretchen Rossi: Is Jeff Photoglou, a &#8220;stalker&#8221; &#8211; or a &#8220;family friend&#8221;? 



The Real  Housewives of Orange County hottie Gretchen Rossi has referred to him as both &#8211; even though Jay revealed in the March 2 issue of The ENQUIRER that he and Gretchen were having a love affair while her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives, Real Insanity</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/16/real-housewives-real-insanity-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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I can’t believe this photo&#8230;.Vicki and super-hypocrite Ramona at the A-List Awards! Hope you weren’t eating!
Each woman was given $4,000 to buy an outfit for the show. (But they’re rich, right Bravo?)
These are the outfits these bitches came up with:

Tamra Barney in a too tight dress, with her usual pose. Vicki’s dress is ugly and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: D-list Drama</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/04/real-housewives-d-list-drama-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real Drama with the Real Housewives
 
from OK magazine:
On Friday, the catty women from all three of Bravo&#8217;s Real Housewives show descended on the Fred Segal store in Santa Monica. But this was no peace conference.
The ten well-heeled gals, representing NYC, Atlanta and Orange County, were on-hand to film a segment for the Bravo A-List Awards. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley: Oh My</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/01/gretchen-rossi-and-slade-smiley-oh-my/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,pizza girl,tamra barney
A Rebuttal to the Sickler article 
This was a response written by an OC Register reader. It has since been removed from the article.



“Steve, are any of these photos of Gretchen and the stalker dated?? Tamra Barney is jealously obsessed with Gretchen. Dig a little deeper into why Tamra&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen and Slade at the Lakers Game</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/20/gretchen-and-slade-at-the-lakers-game-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Source: Reality Tea
Looking like a couple. Hey Slade, did you pay up on child support yet?
Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,slade smiley,phil jackson,the real housewives of orange county
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		<title>Move Over Tamra, Here&#8217;s The Newest O.C.Housewife!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/17/move-over-tamra-heres-the-newest-ochousewife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamra Barney will lose what’s left of her overly-botoxed mind over this one!&#160; Will she get her “Naked Wasted “too?&#160; Let the fireworks begin!

from the OC Register:
“Just when you thought it couldn&#8217;t get any blonder, &#34;it&#160; just has, by adding a &#34;spicy blonde&#34; as The Real Housewives of Orange County’s newest cast member. That makes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Takes His Story Everywhere…Why?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/11/jay-takes-his-story-everywhere%e2%80%a6why/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Real Housewives‘ Gretchen Denies Cheating on Late Fiancé

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		<title>Gretchen/Slade/Jay: Always</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/07/gretchensladejay-always/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Who has time to think about the RHONYs or the ATLs?    The RHOOC’s provide 24/7/365 drama!

Dear Tamra Your Two Cents Is Required

Gretchen and Jay
from d-listed:



During the reunion of The Really Plastic Hos of Orange Skin County, Gretchen denied away that she was licking on her ex-boyfriend Jay before, during or after her sugar pepaw went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou and Other OC Crazies</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/06/jay-photoglou-and-other-oc-crazies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Who has time to think about the RHONYs or the ATLs?    The RHOOC’s provide 24/7/365 drama!

Dear Tamra, Your Two Cents Is Required

Gretchen and Jay
from d-listed:



During the reunion of The Really Plastic Hos of Orange Skin County, Gretchen Rossi denied away that she was licking on her ex-boyfriend Jay before, during or after her sugar pepaw [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley’s “Reality”</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/26/slade-smiley%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9creality%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Humor columnist offers comments on arrest of a Real Housewives star.
from the OCRegister:
Slade, Slade, Slade. You probably heard that Slade Smiley was arrested last week on a &#8220;civil contempt charge.&#8221; Generally speaking it means he has failed to pay something he was ordered by the court.
It turned out it was for allegedly failing to make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Really Absurd, Really Tamra</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/24/really-absurd-really-tamra/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real Housewives Reunion

The show is titled &#8220;The Real Housewives Confess: Watch What Happens Special.&#8221;
The ladies are seated on couches, and Cohen is situated in the middle. The housewives are dressed to impress: Tamra Barney of Ladera Ranch is wearing a maroon dress; Vicki Gunvalson of Coto de Caza is wearing a blue top and a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Reunion</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/24/real-housewives-reunion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ from february 24. 2009

The show is titled &#8220;The Real Housewives Confess: Watch What Happens Special.&#8221;
The ladies are seated on couches, and Cohen is situated in the middle. The housewives are dressed to impress: Tamra Barney of Ladera Ranch is wearing a maroon dress; Vicki Gunvalson of Coto de Caza is wearing a blue top and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley Speaks/Jay Photoglou Responds</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/24/slade-smiley-speaksjay-photoglou-responds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slimy Slade Speaks
from the oc register
COSTA MESA &#8211; Slade Smiley, who catapulted into stardom on the reality hit &#8220;Real Housewives of Orange County,&#8221; spoke out for the first time Monday after spending a night in county jail after authorities said he fell behind on child-support payments for his son Grayson, who is battling a rare [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen and Jay Due in Court March 29</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/22/gretchen-and-jay-due-in-court-march-29/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the oc register:

“Gretchen Rossi, one of the stars of &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County,&#8221; has obtained a temporary restraining order against an Orange County man who says he was her secret boyfriend.
In the restraining order request, filed March 6 at Harbor Justice Center in Newport Beach, Rossi, 31, states that Jay Photoglou has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley Arrested at Gretchen Rossi’s House</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/20/slade-smiley-arrested-at-gretchen-rossi%e2%80%99s-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real O.C.&#8221; Guy Really Arrested
from february, 2009
Posted Feb 20th 2009 5:15PM by TMZ Staff
Slade Smiley from &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; &#8212; yes, there are guys on that show &#8212; was picked up by Costa Mesa PD today on a civil contempt warrant.
We&#8217;re told Smiley was popped this afternoon and is currently being held [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holy Crap! Jay Photoglou and the National Enquirer</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/20/holy-crap-jay-photoglou-and-the-national-enquirer-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Jay Photoglou is fightin’ mad. Look at what he said to the National Enquirer!
EX-BOYFRIEND: I WAS GRETCHEN&#8217;S UNDERCOVER LOVER

Photo by: Bravo/Mitchell Haaseth



Gold-digging Gretchen Rossi was an on-camera Florence Nightingale to her dying millionaire fiancé — but the Real Housewives of Orange County hottie had a secret boyfriend all along, according to Jay Photoglou, the man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jen Beitzel at the “Rock of Love Bus” Elimination</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/19/jen-beitzel-at-the-%e2%80%9crock-of-love-bus%e2%80%9d-elimination/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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All these women look alike. If the Jen original photo is incorrect, my bad.  This is the photo at the elimination ceremony.
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		<title>So Much Snark, So Little Time</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/12/so-much-snark-so-little-time-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ These housewives are wearing us out!  Tuesday’s episode “jumped the shark’ How to hold down a “real” job and write about these skanks?
Where to begin?
The OC Hillbillies in Berkeley
Jeana, you do know “bummers” Matt and Shane!  We always thought higher education was all about learning about different ways and thinking and cultural diversity. How foolish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of OC Spoilers? Not So Much</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/10/real-housewives-of-oc-spoilers-not-so-much-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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from the oc register:
So last week ended with the kickoff of original housewife Jeana Keough&#8217;s big date. Tonight, we get to see who this gentleman is. During the date, the two are out to dinner, and Jeana is holding his hand. She says, &#8220;Maybe before you date me … again, you better think about, I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So Much Snark, So Little Time</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/04/so-much-snark-so-little-time-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These housewives are wearing me out!  Tuesday’s episode “jumped the shark’ How to hold down a “real” job and write about these skanks?
Where to begin?
The OC Hillbillies in Berkeley
Jeana, you do know “bummers” Matt and Shane!  We always thought higher education was all about learning about different ways and thinking and cultural diversity. How foolish we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou, &#8220;Vegas, Baby,&#8221; and Gretchen Rossi</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/12/05/jay-photoglou-vegas-baby-and-gretchen-rossi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
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According to an email Jay Photoglou forwarded to me from Jeana Keough, Jay met Gretchen in Las Vegas during the taping of the “Vegas Baby” episode.
Here’s an excerpt from the email:



look what they did to (NAME REMOVED). You and (NAME REMOVED) are in a good place      &#62; don’t let  [...]]]></description>
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