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		<title>Gretchen Christine Collection: &quot;Satchels of Gold&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least that&#8217;s what Gretchen Rossi of the  Real Housewives of Orange County and boyfriend Slade Smiley are hoping. Banking on, in fact.





 
Gretchen Rossi has been using the money she received from the Jeff Beitzel estate to finance a life without actually going to work.  She was a real estate agent in Orange County when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Reunion: Who Let the Dogs Out?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a dud.




The Season 5 reunion of the Real Housewives of Orange County was a snoozefest. Perhaps TPTB at Bravo are saving the good footage for one of those “Lost Footage” episodes they seem to trot out during a ratings slump, but who knows?
At least Andy Cohen called out Slade Smiley on some of his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley: &#8220;It&#8217;s Hard Out Here for a Pimp&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
I just had to use that title from the “Hustle and Flow” movie.
Slade, before the hairpiece
The pimp rules state you must isolate your prey from everyone else. That’s why Slade Smiley, deadbeat dad of the year, talks to Gretchen Rossi about the other housewives constantly. And Gretchen Rossi, nice girl with a proven bad taste [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley’s “Reality”</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Humor columnist offers comments on arrest of a Real Housewives star.
from the OCRegister:
Slade, Slade, Slade. You probably heard that Slade Smiley was arrested last week on a &#8220;civil contempt charge.&#8221; Generally speaking it means he has failed to pay something he was ordered by the court.
It turned out it was for allegedly failing to make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Date My Ex</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Shotgun: Shoot &#8216;Em &#8216;Fore They Run”
Three new johns join the trainwreck in week 2 of this Real Housewives of Orange County spinoff.
David Weintraub, the winning john from last week, is a Hollywood agent. How dumb are we supposed to “be?
Never mind&#8230;
Pimping Slade Clampett, (who&#8217;s starting to look like Jed Clampett) sticking his tongue out and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade and Jo: Date My Ex: Shotgun!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three new johns join the train wreck in week 2 of this Real Housewives of Orange County spinoff.
David Weintraub, the winning john from last week, is a Hollywood agent. How dumb are we supposed to be?
Never mind&#8230;
Pimping Slade Clampett, (who&#8217;s starting to look like Jed Clampett) sticking his tongue out and licking his lips like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley and Jo De La Rosa</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/07/01/slade-smiley-and-jo-de-la-rosa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh no, not Slimy Slade and Ho Jo!
The Real Housewives of Orange County certainly created some of the most absurd moments and bizarre characters for our viewing pleasure. Now Jo De La Rosa and Slade Smiley will have their own show, entitled &#8220;Date My Ex&#8221; on Bravo .
Here&#8217;s an excerpt of what Jo had to [...]]]></description>
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