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	<title>ABSURD TO SUBLIME &#187; caroline manzo</title>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Bringing the Cray-Cray</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/13/new-jersey-housewives-bringing-the-cray-cray/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 00:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn these women for performing like idiots for the cameras. 
The Short Version:
Teresa Giudice is an illiterate fool. What did she plan to do once she caught Danielle?  She and Juicy Joe have filed for bankruptcy, so how did Danielle lie?  Everyone in Patterson should be mortified.
Jacqueline Laurita is a passive-aggressive two-faced fool.  She told [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Spin Control</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/10/new-jersey-housewives-spin-control/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 17:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a two week hiatus, The Real Housewives of New Jersey will air on Monday, July 12. We will be treated to an out of control Ashley Holmes pulling the extensions out of Danielle Staub&#8217;s hair, various bodyguards shoving people around, police action, and  excuses, excuses, excuses.  Ashley, the daughter of Jacqueline Laurita, saw the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub: Nothing Without Me</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/02/danielle-staub-nothing-without-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s true, the Real Housewives of New Jersey would absolutely be nothing if there were no &#8220;arch-villain&#8221; Danielle Staub for  Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline Manzo to talk about. 
Excerpt from  Palm Beach Pulse
New Jersey doesn’t disappoint when it comes to drama-filled confrontations. Last season it was Teresa Giudice’s table flip, this season it’s hair [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Cliffhanger, Bravo in Heaven</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/30/new-jersey-housewives-cliffhanger-bravo-in-heaven/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 12:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
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teresa giudice
Here&#8217;s the problem:  Bravo TV, in it&#8217;s excitement over the Season 1 ratings for the Real Housewives of New Jersey, started production of Season 2 before they had a chance to flesh out the storylines.  Think about it, all the vegetation at the beginning of season 2 was still green, they started filming soon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo&#8217;s Business Venture</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/29/caroline-manzos-business-venture/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Caroline Manzo did not mention the business she has with Hala Kerik on the last episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey  This post is from July, 2009.



Caroline Manzo, the ultimate “housewife,” is in a business venture with Hala Kerik, the wife of disgraced NYPD Commissioner Bernard Kerik.  They appeared briefly on the New [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Being Albie Manzo</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/22/being-albie-manzo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 12:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, we learned Seton Hall University Law School had asked Albie Manzo, a Fordham University graduate, to leave.  His GPA was not up to par, and he appealed the decision.  What a fish out of water feeling that must be, when you were the &#8220;shining star&#8221; in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dina and Tommy Manzo: Fat Wedding, Skinny Marriage</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/21/dina-and-tommy-manzo-fat-wedding-skinny-marriage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:21:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a copy of My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding featuring Dina Manzo of the New Jersey Housewives  Dina hadn&#8217;t discovered Botox at the time, she looked much older than she looks today.  Caroline was smaller but looked pretty much the same. A young, cute  Lexi silently followed her Mom everywhere.
What struck me was how long [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chris and Albie Manzo Looking For Love?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/20/chris-and-albie-manzo-looking-for-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 12:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[tags: Patti Stanger Caroline Manzo
 Real Housewives of New Jersey
UPDATE 6/21:  According to the previews, Albie Manzo was asked to leave law school.



Looking to extend that 15 minutes!  Like any woman in her right mind could put up with 1950’s throwback Caroline Manzo for a mother-in-law! 
 Albert Manzo, Caroline Manzo, Lauren Manzo, Chris Manzo, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s Daughter: Thug or Manzo Family Mouthpiece?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/13/jacqueline-lauritas-daughter-thug-or-manzo-family-mouthpiece/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 15:32:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
danielle staub                                   ashley holmes
On her Facebook page yesterday, Ashley Holmes, daughter of Jacqueline Laurita of the New Jersey Housewives wrote:
Ashley Holmes BAHAHAHA!! danielle called TMZ on herself !!&#8230; i&#8217;m dying of laughter right now&#8230; how pathetic is she? hahaha&#8230; wow what&#8217;s next? &#8230;



In the last episode, we learn that Ashley had a “I Hate Danielle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Saying Goodbye to Dina Manzo</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/12/saying-goodbye-to-dina-manzo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

According to many sources, Dina Manzo is leaving the New Jersey Housewives.
 Danielle Staub accusing her of signing the original  Bravo contract without consent from her ex-husband is the true reason she is leaving. Dina does not want to risk losing custody of her daughter Lexi by remaining on the show.
The Real Story Behind the Dina/Danielle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Gets Luca Brazi</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/25/danielle-staub-gets-luca-brazi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 21:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And look what happened to him!
On last night’s episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, our lovely heroine Danielle Staub is asked to make a presentation of a check for a child with cancer. The presentation is to take place at the Brownstone dungeon.  Danielle calls her friend, ex-con Danny, to act as her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Bravo Blog</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/04/danielle-staubs-bravo-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 10:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[tags: Danielle Staub, Ashley Holmes, Teresa Giudice, Caroline Manzo, Dina Manzo, The Real Housewives of New Jersey 
Why did I copy most of it? The last time I didn’t copy an incendiary blog post, Slade Smiley’s, Bravo reviewed it and removed it.
Here’s Danielle, in her own words.
Teresa, Teresa, Teresa &#8230; Seriously? A Jewish anti-Semitic statement out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub a No-Show on Weekend Today</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/02/danielle-staub-a-no-show-on-weekend-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 14:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Will this be the scenario for the entire season of the Real Housewives of New Jersey?  Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline Manzo representing, and Danielle Staub a no-show for group publicity events?   Dina Manzo is on a plane returning from the Kentucky Derby. Caroline “big-balls” Manzo , when asked by Jenna Wolf why Danielle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives on Leno</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/28/new-jersey-housewives-on-leno/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
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Mama-dog Caroline Manzo in the number one spot, of course.
More later. ( Real job calling)
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Sneak Peek</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/18/new-jersey-housewives-sneak-peek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 18:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Table Flip Seen &#8220;Round the World   New Jersey Underdog  Teresa Giudice Wins Odorous Award    Bitch, Don&#8217;t Touch My Weave
Playing themselves instead of being themselves
That’s the quote from Linda Stasi at the New York Post:
I’m sorry to report the tragic news that somewhere between Season 1 and Season 2, someone stole the &#8220;real&#8221; out of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub and the Naked Truth</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/05/danielle-staub-and-the-naked-truth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 12:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
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In this brief interview, Danielle speaks once again about what made Caroline Manzo so angry at the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion last year.
Related Articles:     Four Against One in New Jersey    New Jersey Premieres May 3   Bitch, Don&#8217;t Touch My Weave!
Technorati Tags: danielle staub,dina manzo,caroline manzo
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		<title>April Fools Day with The Manzos</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/01/april-fools-day-with-the-manzos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:12:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Experience is the best teacher. Having been caught in an internet hoax last year on April Fool’s Day, I knew Albie Manzo was playing us. 
AlbieManzo

Just found out we&#8217;re selling the brownstone&#8230;.in complete shock 23 minutes ago via Twittelator
I responded immediately:
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@AlbieManzo april fool? 15 minutes ago 
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RT @AlbieManzo: Just found out we&#8217;re selling the brownstone&#8230;.in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Underdog</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/30/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-the-underdog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 22:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
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Here goes my love/hate relationship with the Manzos of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Danielle Staub needs a Jill Zarin, someone to defend the underdog.
Don’t get me wrong, I like the realness of Caroline and Dina Manzo and even the awkwardness of Jacqueline Laurita. But the new season seems to be all about Danielle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Dine with Kevin Maher and Charles Kipp</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/28/new-jersey-housewives-dine-with-kevin-maher-and-charles-kipp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 20:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tardy to this party!
From Realitytea:

The Real Housewives of New Jersey have yet to call a truce with their co-star Danielle Staub.
The New Jersey Star-Ledger is reporting that some of the New Jersey housewives including Teresa Guidice and Jacqueline Laurita (photographed above) decided to have dinner with Danielle’s ex husband Kevin Maher, who also happens to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Season 2 Premieres in May</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/25/new-jersey-season-2-premieres-in-may/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 22:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from page six
This May, Bravo&#8217;s most addictive entry in their &#8220;Housewives&#8221; franchise is coming back for a brand new season &#8212; and while a lot has changed (their hair, their nails, their bellies) the important stuff has stayed the same. Danielle is still a grade A-bitch that the Manzo sisters are intent on taking down.
In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo Pops on &#8220;Millionaire&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/22/caroline-manzo-pops-on-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
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The matriarch of the Manzo’s of New Jersey, and the central character on the Real Housewives of New Jersey , Caroline Manzo made a stunning appearance on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” earlier today. The woman she was assisting, Nina, made $50,000. Andy Cohen mugged for the camera as a Lifeline, and Sheree Whitfield [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Real Housewives&#8217; Stars Appear on &#8216;Who Wants to Be a Millionaire&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The stars of The Real Housewives franchise are briefly leaving their gated communities for a chance to compete for the big million-dollar payout. Next week, from Monday, February 22 to Friday, February 26, some of Bravo&#8217;s controversial housewives will be participating on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, the TV quiz show hosted by Meredith [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Flunked Out of the Caroline Manzo School of Parenting</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/31/lynne-curtin-flunked-out-of-the-caroline-manzo-school-of-parenting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Actually, it&#8217;s oxymoronic to compare Lynne Curtin to Caroline Manzo, since all they have in common is age.   Common sense ain’t common, and it’s on a respirator in the Curtin household.



I never write about “Real Kids” under 18, which is why you see no mention of them on my websites. But the powers the be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Table Flip Seen &#8216;Round the World</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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People Magazine released it’s Top Ten Reality Moments, and Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey and her table flip was ranked number one. Not to mention her coining the phrase “Prostitution Whore”  in reference to co-star Danielle Staub&#8217;s past.
Other Real Housewives Reality Moments include Sheree Whitfield&#8217;s wig-pulling session with Kim Zolciak on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Party Crashing in New Jersey</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/03/no-party-crashing-in-new-jersey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Credit: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images
The Real Housewives of New Jersey  may flip tables, they would never do what the White House crashers did last Tuesday.
When USmagazine.com asked the Bravo stars what they thought of Michaele and Tareq Salahi &#8212; the fame-seeking couple who successfully made their way past security at a White House state dinner, coming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives on Millionaire</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/14/real-housewives-on-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Who Wants to Be A Millionaire filmed&#160; a segment Thursday with several of the Real Housewives from various franchises.
Here’s Kelly&#160;Bensimon&#160; and Jill Zarin of The Real Housewives of New York with Kandi Burruss of the Atlanta Housewives

&#160;
Caroline Manzo tweeted:
Millionaire was awesome have 2 wait till feb 2 see how I did!!!!

Simon Van Kampen tweeted:
Finally on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jersey Girls Returning for Season 2</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/07/jersey-girls-returning-for-season-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DC Housewives in Production
 
The Real Housewives of New Jersey:  Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita Dina Manzo Danielle Staub, Caroline Manzo



NEW YORK – October 6, 2009 – Today, Bravo announced series pickups for &#8220;The Real Housewives of D.C.&#8221; and a second season of &#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey,&#8221; both set to premiere in 2010. Production for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny: Want Sheree To Get &#8220;Pookie&#8217;n Them?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/02/bethenny-want-sheree-to-get-pookien-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 18:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Catfight &#8211; The Real Housewives of New Jersey vs. Real Housewives, New York
Its an all out catfight for the women of the dueling reality TV series The New Jersey Housewives and their rivals The New York Housewives, according to a report from Life &#38; Style Weekly.  A report from the magazine notes, &#8220;Filming is on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Skeletons in the Closet</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ABSURDTOSUBLIME.NET New Updated Blog
round 2: leave the gun, bring the cannoli
When it comes to trouble, The Real Housewives of Atlanta ain’t got nothin’ on the The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221;.
Check it out:
JACQUELINE LAURITA, 38, Franklin Lakes ,Confesses on the show&#8217;s Web site to once having been arrested for fighting.
TERESA GIUDICE, 36, Montville, Owes money [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives &#8220;Lost Footage&#8221; Should&#8217;ve Remained Lost</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/10/new-jersey-housewives-lost-footage-shouldve-remained-lost/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an attempt to wring every last drop of blood from their highest rated show ever, Bravo gives us the New Jersey Housewives “Lost Footage”. We are treated to stage mom Teresa and her diva daughter Gia, who is hardly camera –shy. Next, we get Dina Manzo in her event-planner mode, putting together a wedding.&#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub on &#8220;All My Children&#8221; Jacqueline Laurita Tells the &#8220;Secret&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/02/danielle-staub-on-all-my-childrenjacqueline-laurita-tells-the-secret/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Real Housewife Danielle Staub&#8217;s All My Children Scene

When Danielle Staub  showed her modeling pictures to her kids in the season finale of the New Jersey Housewives  she said she was on All My Children. Turns out she was a day player in 2001: One scene, with two lines
Danielle Staub On &#8220;All My Children&#8221; [SoapNet]



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		<title>The New Jersey Housewives: Drama, Drama,Drama</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All five New Jersey Housewives have signed on for a second season
At the end of the Reunion Part 2, the gossipy, over-talking ladies of Franklin Lakes were speechless after Jersey&#8217;s resident matriarch Caroline Manzo ripped into ex-con Danielle Staub with an aggressive attack, replete with waterworks and very vague insinuations that left viewers wondering: &#8220;What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Andy Cohen: Danielle is a &#8220;Fascinating Character&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Andy Cohen Dishes on Real Housewives
Bravo&#8217;s The Real Housewives of New Jersey wrapped up this week with an explosive two-part reunion (a “lost footage” episode will air next week) filled with shocking confessions, mysterious allegations, and an ostracized housewife. All the drama even had host Andy Cohen’s head spinning. “It was weird!” he says.
During the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Did Danielle Staub Get in the Divorce Agreement?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
This information is unverified, some of the people who know the Manzo’s are posting information on the internet, not unlike the The Real Nuts of Orange County.  But this bit of info seems correct.
 
 
 
Danielle with Joe Giudice and Albie Manzo at &#8220;The Last Supper&#8221;
 
She was married to Staub for about 12 years.  He is paying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo&#8217;s Anger: Tracking Down the Clues</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What’s the big secret Dina Manzo won’t let Caroline talk about?  What would cause such passionate hatred of Danielle from Caroline?  It’s Dina’s issue, but she was pretty passive during this exchange, as if she is trying to shield herself from something.
The internet rumor that Danielle is having or had an affair with Tommy Manzo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Skeletons in the Closet</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 
When it comes to trouble, The Real Housewives of Atlanta ain’t got nothin’ on the The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221;.
Check it out:
JACQUELINE LAURITA, 38, Franklin Lakes ,Confesses on the show&#8217;s Web site to once having been arrested for fighting.
TERESA GIUDICE, 36, Montville, Owes money to design firm, a fertility clinic and vacuum cleaner company.
DANIELLE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Throw Down at the Showdown Round 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Andy. I said throwdown first!  Undisclosed location? Give me a break! A nurse is there for Jacqueline Laurita, about to pop. Teresa Giudice is due in September.
So much for the foreplay&#8230;.Andy Cohen starts out with the table turning dinner. I can’t read the look on Teresa’s face, as the producers show her during her scene. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Manzo&#8217;s: Thick as Thieves and Twice as Duplicitous</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dina Manzo&#160; 



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What’s in Dina Manzo’s past that the Manzo family is hiding?&#160;&#160; Does it have something to do with why Dina had to move in with Caroline after her divorce?&#160; Her ex-husband is obviously not broke. Or does it have to do with her arranged marriage to Tommy Manzo?&#160; Caroline Manzo is obviously lying. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Story Behind Dina/Danielle Fight</title>
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by Vicki Hyman/The Star-Ledger

What exactly happened between &#8220;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; co-stars Dina Manzo and Danielle Staub?  Clearly there was some bad blood between the two even before the appearance of the infamous &#8220;Cop Without a Badge&#8221; and the resulting tsunamis. But the clash is only alluded to on-camera when Dina Manzo dead-pans in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Thick as Thieves and Twice as Gossipy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Danielle , Teresa and Jacqueline are dining. Danielle is trying to dispel some of the rumors about her. In other words, more Danielle drama. Needy is never pretty.
Does “Juicy”Joe Giudice remind anyone of:




Joseph R. Gannascoli, who plays Tony&#8217;s henchman Vito, enjoys the exposure but occasionally gets some guff
Just sayin’
READ MORE&#8230;..
Excerpt from &#8220;Cop Without A Badge&#8221;
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: As Thick as Thieves</title>
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Anonymous said&#8230; 
Down to earth?!! Umm did anyone see my big fat fabulous wedding with Tommy and Dina? Well Dinas on Real Housewives now, along with her sister and 2 other obnoxious women. I know all of them and they dont have the money that they portray to have!! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Oh Mama Mia!</title>
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Caroline Manzo is the matriarch of the family in the old fashioned, old world way. Everything real revolves around her.
That being said, Dina Manzo and Danielle Staub  will bring the over the top drama. In a feud reminiscent of the Sheree Whitfield/ NeNe Leakes feud on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, these girls will go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: NY Times Review</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This may be the most preposterous “Housewives” edition, but it’s also the most believable. The suffocating family ties are an improvement over past incarnations, when producers often threw together women who were not really that close and whose frictions often seemed forced. These women actually do know one another well, talk every day and raise [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NorthJersey.com: ‘Housewives’ ready for their close-up</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
They will sip no wine before it’s time for this interview to end.

Meet the &#8220;wives&#8221;: Jacqueline Laurita, Teresa Guiduce, Danielle Staub, Dina Manzo and Caroline Manzo.
That’s a lesson &#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; learned the hard way.
&#8220;I didn’t drink for years prior to this, and to do the interviews [for the show] I definitely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bring it On, Jersey Girls!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Real&#8217; mob story of New Jersey wives: Family has ties to rubbed out &#8216;Tiny&#8217; Manzo
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The &#8216;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8217; (from left): Jacqueline Laurita, Teresa Giudice, Danielle Staub, Dina Manzo, Caroline Manzo
They live in a land of made men and unmade beds.
&#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; are coming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Albert&#8221;Tiny&#8221; Manzo&#8217;s Legacy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Published April 26, 2009

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Pictured: (l-r) Jacqueline Laurita, Teresa Giudice, Danielle Staub, Dina Manzo, Caroline Manzo.
 
They live in a land of made men and unmade beds.
&#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; are coming next month, with the latest installment of the hit reality show introducing a quintet of Garden State gals &#8211; including two with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Forget About It!</title>
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Oh. My. Gawd. 



The Real Housewives of New Jersey will put all the other Real Housewives franchises to bed! 
First there’s Dina and her daughter who lived with her sister Caroline . Dina&#8217;s divorced and she cant play tennis because her boobs are too big. Dina and Carolina have homes that makes Jill Zarins place [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woke Up This Mornin’..Got Yourself a Gun…</title>
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&#8216;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8217; have &#8216;Sopranos&#8217; connection
by Vicki Hyman/The Star-Ledger
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The original &#8216;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8217; are Carmela Soprano (Edie Falco) and Rosalie April (Sharon Angela). We&#8217;ll see how Bravo&#8217;s version measures up.
“There couldn&#8217;t be a &#8220;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; without a little &#8220;Sopranos”
The cast of [...]]]></description>
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