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	<title>ABSURD TO SUBLIME &#187; beverly merrill</title>
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	<description>reality tv: not a breeding ground for mental health...bethenny frankel</description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub and Kevin Maher To Face-Off In Mediation</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/26/danielle-staub-and-kevin-maher-to-face-off-in-mediation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 21:03:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Danielle has the odds stacked against her on this one, with arch-nemesis Caroline Manzo giving a deposition, the angry, vengeful Daniel Aguilar and his somewhat humorous demand for $100,000 for a drug deal gone bad, and ex-husband Kevin Maher, the inspiration for the book,&#34;&#8217;Cop Without a Badge&#34; , the discovery of which by the Manzo&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daniel Aguilar:  I Want Danielle Staub Alive</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/15/daniel-aguilar-i-want-danielle-staub-alive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 15:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

 
Can you sue for a drug deal gone wrong?  I don&#8217;t think so. Ex- husband Kevin Maher and ex coke dealer Daniel Aguilar are working together.
Danielle Staub’s sordid past is coming back to haunt her, thanks to a new lawsuit that has provided never-before-revealed details about the reality TV star’s past involvement with drugs, violence [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Past : Daniel Aguilar Demanding $100K</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/19/danielle-staubs-past-daniel-aguilar-demanding-100k/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 22:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  
This was so predictable. Of course the criminals in Beverly Merrill&#8217;s past would reappear. With so much to hide, why do a reality show? Do you think she named herself Danielle in honor of him?  
from radaronline:
Danielle Staub’s past has come back to haunt her and now the police are involved.



Danny Aguilar, a convicted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Gets Luca Brazi</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/25/danielle-staub-gets-luca-brazi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 21:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And look what happened to him!
On last night’s episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, our lovely heroine Danielle Staub is asked to make a presentation of a check for a child with cancer. The presentation is to take place at the Brownstone dungeon.  Danielle calls her friend, ex-con Danny, to act as her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub and the Truth?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/16/danielle-staub-and-the-truth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 19:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
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Kevin Maher, Danielle Staub’s aka Beverly Merrill’s first husband has been talking again. He is the inspiration for the book “Cop Without a Badge”, in which he exposes her criminal past. His credibility, however, is as questionable as hers.
&#8220;Because she was on this thing to find out who her biological mother was. About a week [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No One Brings Crazy Like Danielle Staub</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/15/no-one-brings-crazy-like-danielle-staub/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 00:19:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The rantings of a madwoman.
Browsing through the Bravo TV Message Boards, I stumbled upon the ravings of someone obviously drunk and angry. As I read, I realized it’s Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Using the screen name Jentilpet, her stream-of-thought writing pattern is confusing at best, incomprehensible at worst. Here’s her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Ex Has Re-Married</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/10/danielle-staubs-ex-has-re-married/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 22:35:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Tom Staub, the ex-husband of Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, has married Colleen Fairman.  Hope Colleen is ready for the drama Danielle is sure to bring!
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		<title>No Love Between Bethenny and Teresa</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/03/no-love-between-bethenny-and-teresa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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if
the us weekly article on bethenny:
Butt seriously: a nude Bethenny Frankel will now greet tourists and New Yorkers on a giant billboard near Manhattan&#8217;s Times Square. Emblazoned with the text &#8220;Fur? I&#8217;d Rather go Naked,&#8221; the traffic-stopping ad is the latest from PETA, of which the Real Housewives of New York star is now a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Is Dina Manzo Hiding?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/27/the-manzos-thick-as-thieves-and-twice-as-duplicitous/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 20:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dina Manzo
 Update 7/12/10  Same question. What did Jacqueline tell Danielle about Dina:
What’s in Dina Manzo’s past that the Manzo family is hiding?   Does it have something to do with why Dina had to move in with Caroline after her divorce?  Her ex-husband is obviously not broke. Or does it have to do with her arranged [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub/Beverly Merrill: Where&#8217;s Daniel Aguilar?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/25/danielle-staubbeverly-merrill-wheres-daniel-aguilar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update May 16, 2010: He is reportedly living a quiet life in Miami
UPDATE JULY 19: Daniel Aguilar Demanding 100K
&#160;




Can (or should) Bravo protect Danielle?&#160; What responsibility should they bear in the pursuit of ratings?
After reading 1986 Indictment against Beverly Merrill and her extensive role in the kidnapping/cocaine/extortion plot orchestrated by Daniel Claudio Aguilar, whom he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beverly Merrill&#8217;s 1986 Indictment</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/24/beverly-merrills-1986-indictment/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s&#160; a link to the 26 page indictment against Beverly Merrill, aka, Danielle Staub, in 1986
&#34;Jersey&#34; Girl&#8217;s Sordid Past &#8211; June 23, 2009
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		<title>Excerpts From &#8220;Cop Without A Badge&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/20/excerpts-from-cop-without-a-badge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 16:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Kevin Maher talks about meeting Beverly Merrill aka Danielle Staub, after she was released on $10,000 bail for kidnapping and extortion.
Technorati Tags: cop without a badge,danielle staub,kevin maher



 


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		<title>Real Housewives: Kevin Maher and Danielle Staub Still Married?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/14/real-housewives-kevin-maher-and-danielle-staub-still-married/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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The story on FoxNews  leads in with a general overview of Real Housewives scandals and mini-dramas.
NeNe Leakes and her problems with whatever her husband was doing in real estate,
Kelly Bensimon beating up Nick Stefanov, and Lauri Waring ‘s troubles with Josh Waring (who blames the show for his problems, according to the reporter)




Danielle Staub aka [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kevin Maher Giving Exclusive Story to “Star”</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/29/kevin-maher-giving-exclusive-story-to-%e2%80%9cstar%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 17:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 


from the Gawker

We tracked down Kevin Maher, the former FBI informant and ex-husband of Danielle Staub whom he called a &#8220;coke whore.&#8221; He&#8217;s under a &#8220;contract&#8221; with Star for the exclusive to his story, so couldn&#8217;t really talk. But he thinks Danielle&#8217;s life is in danger.
&#8220;I&#8217;ve decided to give an exclusive to Star,&#8221; Maher said [...]]]></description>
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