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	<title>ABSURD TO SUBLIME &#187; alexa curtin</title>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives Begin Filming Season 6</title>
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Today is the first day of group shots and production. Tamra Barney tweeted a few days ago that the Real Housewives of Orange County will not air until January.  Normally, the production schedule runs from Memorial Day to Labor Day, but with the introduction of the Real Housewives of Washington DC premiering August 5, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: No Lexi?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 21:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Find more videos like this on Working Mother&#8217;s Social Network &#124; MyWorkButterfly



It’s difficult to get a complete story on this. Dina Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey has decided to exclude her daughter Lexi from the show. Here’s a quote from the New Jersey Times Ledger:
Of the five housewives, Dina Manzo was the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives Reunion Part 1:Absurd</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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Absurd and dull. Thanks to Andy Cohen’s unwillingness to ask a real question, there were no fireworks, just absurdities.
Absurd: Gretchen’s denial of the general, world-wide Slade Smiley hatred. Buying Jo de la Rosa’s music catalog?  Slade is still trying to hurt Jo, and using Gretchen to do it. Slime ball.



Absurd: Memo to Lynne Curtin: a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Curbing the Curtin Cubs</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/07/curbing-the-curtin-cubs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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What a sad season finale for the Real Housewives of Orange County. This trainwreck has gone, in five seasons, from high camp to Greek tragedy.
All I was looking forward to was the appearance of Jo de la Rosa, original housewife and ex of Slade Smiley.  Alas, that was not to be, instead we get Lauri [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Of Orange County: Speaking of</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/27/real-housewives-of-orange-county-speaking-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
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                                                              Jeana Keough
Speaking of Jeana Keough,  she was wearing her tolerant face in that conversation with Vicki. All the older housewives, Lauri Waring, Tammy Knickerbocker, and Kimberly Bryant wore that face when interacting with the Vickster!  The name of the face? You can’t change crazy, so go with the flow! Vicki crawling back to Jeana?  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin &#8220;Home Schools&#8221; Alexa</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/23/lynne-curtin-home-schools-alexa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lynne Curtin, who has been described as “dumber than a box of rocks”, has allowed Alexa, her 17 year old, to drop out of school. That’s what homeschooling adds up to for this family. What  can she teach other than “How to Be a Grifter”?
I stumbled upon this article:
Lynne’s youngest daughter no longer attends school [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin:Common Sense Not So Common</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/13/lynne-curtincommon-sense-not-so-common/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we have seen the Curtin family struggle from week to week on the Real Housewives of Orange County, this author gives his perspective.
excerpt from the OC Register:
From time to time, I’ll catch an episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County with my wife, and marvel at the parenting in these well-to-do households. A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: You&#8217;ve Been Served!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
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And served. Between Lynne Curtin’s eviction notice and the fact that these ladies have no table manners, last night was funny as hell&#8230;.on a deeply absurd level. 
My mother told me, the first time I got married ( don’t ask!) to always keep my own money. Great advice! What the hell is wrong with these women?
Why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OC Housewives Teaser: The Curtin&#8217;s Third Eviction</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/11/oc-housewives-teaser-the-curtins-third-eviction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is not the second eviction in May, this is the one caught on tape by Bravo, the night after the Curtins’ dinner party, in late August.

The girls in San Francisco. Brianna Wolfsmith,Vicki’s daughter,  who has her own drama this week, is on the left.
 
Lynne says, “I’m your wife. You just, you need to tell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson Works</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/05/vicki-gunvalson-works/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 
In a Real Housewives of Orange County season so bad that Vicki Gunvalson looks good, are we tired of hearing her say she works?  Among her train wreck co-stars, this is phenomenal, but really Vicki?  In the real world, we all do. And raised wonderful children, own homes and the whole nine yards.
This season is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Flunked Out of the Caroline Manzo School of Parenting</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/31/lynne-curtin-flunked-out-of-the-caroline-manzo-school-of-parenting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Actually, it&#8217;s oxymoronic to compare Lynne Curtin to Caroline Manzo, since all they have in common is age.   Common sense ain’t common, and it’s on a respirator in the Curtin household.



I never write about “Real Kids” under 18, which is why you see no mention of them on my websites. But the powers the be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin to File For Bankruptcy</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/29/lynne-curtin-to-file-for-bankruptcy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Manzano wants his money
RIVERSIDE — ‘O.C. Housewife’ Lynne Curtin and husband Frank  may file for bankruptcy, the pair told reporters today.
They were  in court  so a real estate investor who won a $1.26 million judgment against them could check out their assets.
“Everyone thinks because of the show we’re gazillionaires,” Lynne Curtin said after coming out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;It&#8217;s not how much money you have, it&#8217;s how good you look spending it.&#8217; &#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/22/its-not-how-much-money-you-have-its-how-good-you-look-spending-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lynne Curtin avoids third eviction, so far.
.
Earlier this week, it was reported  that Lynne Curtin and her family faced their third eviction in the past nine months. Since August, they have been renting a place in Aliso Viejo.
But the lawyer who filed the latest eviction notice against the couple — in October — told the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: January 7 Sneak Peek</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/17/real-housewives-of-orange-county-january-7-sneak-peek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spoiler Alert

Finally, a new episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County.
Tonight, marital issues continue to be on the front burner. We’re gleaning what we can from commercial teasers and from video clips posted this week on Bravo’s Web site, bravotv.com.
In the first scene, we visit Simon and Tamra  at their Ladera Ranch home. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s Gonna Check Them, Boo?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seems the demands NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak are making may lead Bravo to kiss them goodbye.

The &#34;Real Housewives of Atlanta will be back for a third season — well, most of them. 
According to a source, NeNe Leakes&#160; and&#160; Kim Zolciak&#160; are demanding more money to appear on the show than Bravo cares to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Curtin&#8217;s Hoped for Movie Careers for Alexa/Raquel</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Realitytea fans:  Here’s the article I posted back in September. Hope you can link it now
A Dispute Magnified by the Glare of Celebrity
By Andrea Adelson
Lynne Curtin The cable television audience for &#8220;Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; sometime this season can expect to see the real life eviction of one of the show&#8217;s stars, but their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Real WTF?: Charity Website for Lynne Curtin</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I read about this earlier today and thought it was a hoax.  But one of my readers sent me this link:  Read the comments below, they do indeed sum it up. To the three people who have contributed: give it to someone working hard and paying their bills&#8230;.I take all contributions!
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Parenting 101</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are all the “Real Kids” such real fuckups? From Josh Waring to Shane Keough, they all seem to have real problems, certainly aggravated by their mothers’ participation on train-wreck TV.
The newest kid, Raquel Curtin,18, does absolutely nothing but drink, dress like a skank, and do drugs. For this she is rewarded with a new [...]]]></description>
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