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		<title>Orange County Reunion: Who Let the Dogs Out?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/11/orange-county-reunion-who-let-the-dogs-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives Reunion Part 1:Absurd</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[the real housewives of orange county]]></category>
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<p>Absurd and dull. Thanks to Andy Cohen’s unwillingness to ask a real question, there were no fireworks, just absurdities.</p>
<p>Absurd: Gretchen’s denial of the general, world-wide Slade Smiley hatred. Buying Jo de la Rosa’s music catalog?  Slade is still trying to hurt Jo, and using Gretchen to do it. Slime ball.</p>
<p>Absurd: Memo to Lynne Curtin: a wolf is a better mother <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/11/orange-county-housewives-reunion-part-1absurd/>Orange County Housewives Reunion Part 1:Absurd</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>NeNe Leakes Son in Trouble</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/10/nene-leakes-son-in-trouble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Not much from the NeNe Leakes camp lately – until now.</p>
<p>Radaronline.com got an exclusive, finding out that one of Leakes’ sons Bryson Bryant was arrested for a minor pot possession charge. He ended up at the Gwinnett County Detention Center on March 7, the report said. The online publication also nabbed his mugshot (top left.)</p>
<p>NeNe released a statement this afternoon:</p>
<p>“Like <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/10/nene-leakes-son-in-trouble/>NeNe Leakes Son in Trouble</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>All Five Atlanta Housewives Returning</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>from Jonathan Jaxson, Kim Zolciak’s former publicist:</p>
<p>The Real Housewives franchise just got a little bigger with Bravo TV.
The network just announced it&#8217;s expanding their hit series to include &#8220;The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills &#8221; this afternoon. No names of the cast or premiere date have been mentioned. Although I am told  Kathy Hilton&#8217;s sisters Kyle &#38; Kim Richards are <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/10/all-five-atlanta-housewives-returning/>All Five Atlanta Housewives Returning</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Is Matt Keough Back in Jail?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/09/is-matt-keough-back-in-jail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Matt Keough</p>
<p>Rumor has it that Matt Keough, husband of former Real Housewives of Orange County star Jeana Keough, is back in jail. Last August, Orange County police arrested him for yet another DUI.</p>
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		<title>Jeana Keough&#8217;s Home Saved Once Again</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/08/jeana-keoughs-home-saved-once-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>It was reported last week that Jeana Keough’s Coto de Caza home was to be auctioned off.</p>
<p>According to this article, the wolf is no longer at the door.</p>

 
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<p>Former Orange County housewife Jeana Keough may be breathing a sigh of relief today.  According to Lanser on Real Estate, Keough reported that her 7-bedroom-9-bath Coto de Caza home has been saved from <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/08/jeana-keoughs-home-saved-once-again/>Jeana Keough&#8217;s Home Saved Once Again</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel Dishes</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/08/bethenny-frankel-dishes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Here’s Bethenny Frankel looking quite pregnant on the CBS Morning Show.&#160; Call me cheap, but I don’t see how a single meal under $40.00 is on a budget!</p>
<p>Bethenny Frankel on the Wendy Williams Show</p>
<p>Bethenny: I Oughta Be in Pictures</p>
<p>Bethenny/Jill Feud: Ramona Nailed It</p>
<p>YouTube &#8211; Meal with Big Taste, Low Calories</p>
Technorati Tags: bethenny frankel,the real housewives of new york city
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		<title>Curbing the Curtin Cubs</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/07/curbing-the-curtin-cubs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>What a sad season finale for the Real Housewives of Orange County. This trainwreck has gone, in five seasons, from high camp to Greek tragedy.</p>
<p>All I was looking forward to was the appearance of Jo de la Rosa, original housewife and ex of Slade Smiley.  Alas, that was not to be, instead we get Lauri Waring telling Gretchen Rossi the <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/07/curbing-the-curtin-cubs/>Curbing the Curtin Cubs</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Simon&#8217;s Season</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/06/real-housewives-of-orange-county-simons-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A post-mortem for Simon Barney, of sorts.</p>
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<p>Who ever thought Season 5 of the Real Housewives of Orange County would turn out to be “all Simon Barney, all the time”? From the first episode on, Simon Barney’s emotional meltdown has been the focus. This about a guy claiming to no longer wanting to participate in the show.</p>
<p>Poor Tamra. Not a Tamra <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/06/real-housewives-of-orange-county-simons-season/>Real Housewives of Orange County: Simon&#8217;s Season</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Yo, Jill Zarin, Get a Hobby</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/05/yo-jill-zarin-get-a-hobby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:57:21 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>So, in the season 3 premiere of the Real Housewives of New York , we see plenty of dis-Countess, Jill Zarin and Ramona moments. Why would LuAnn call out Ramona over something Mario said? After being invited to spend the day on the yacht by Ramona? And of course, Jill had to jump into it. High school mean girls&#8230;that LuAnn <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/05/yo-jill-zarin-get-a-hobby/>Yo, Jill Zarin, Get a Hobby</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Auction Date Set For Jeana Keough&#8217;s House</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/04/auction-date-set-for-jeana-keoughs-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Jeana Keough of the Real Housewives of Orange County received her second notice of default in December. She has lowered the price from 5.5 million to 3.9.</p>
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<p>from the real estalker:</p>
<p>But alas, whatever mortgage restructuring she managed to make happen back in the spring of 2009, it did not scratch her financial pinch itch for long because according to public records <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/04/auction-date-set-for-jeana-keoughs-house/>Auction Date Set For Jeana Keough&#8217;s House</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>New York Housewives: Cliques and Feuds</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/04/new-york-housewives-cliques-and-feuds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p> Kelly Bensimon </p>
<p>Looks like we’ll be treated to a season of Housewives wars.  Jill, LuAnn, and Kelly versus Bethenny, Ramona and Alex.  Strange bedfellows, I would say. </p>
<p>An excerpt from Kelly Bensimon’s recent People Magazine interview sums it up:</p>
<p>How is your relationship with Ramona Singer, who makes an insult about your breasts in an upcoming episode??
Ramona is Ramona. She knows she can say <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/04/new-york-housewives-cliques-and-feuds/>New York Housewives: Cliques and Feuds</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Zolciak Gets Her Publicity</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/03/kim-zolciak-gets-her-publicity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Just as the speculation about her sex life is rampant all over the internet, the David Ducovny movie trailer is out. </p>
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<p>This is the movie Sheree Whitfield has a cameo in also, but you never see her. This is the movie set where Kim reportedly told everyone Lisa Wu Hartwell is a crackhead, and that’s why she lost custody of <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/03/kim-zolciak-gets-her-publicity/>Kim Zolciak Gets Her Publicity</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Zolciak, Switch Hitter</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/01/kim-zolciak-switch-hitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday, it was reported that Kim Zolciak was back with Big Poppa.</p>
<p>Well, that was yesterday. This rumor has been circulating around the internet for months:</p>
Exclusive: Real Housewives&#8217; Kim Zolciak Steps Out With Girlfriend
<p></p>
<p>Forget Big Papa.
Real Housewives of Atlanta&#8217;s Kim Zolciak has a new girlfriend, UsMagazine.com can exclusively reveal</p>
<p>Zolciak, 31, stepped out with her love of three months, DJ Tracy Young, <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/01/kim-zolciak-switch-hitter/>Kim Zolciak, Switch Hitter</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Did Vicki Gunvalson Storm Off the Set?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/01/did-vicki-gunvalson-storm-off-the-set/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>sneak peek</p>
<p>In an interview with vegasnews this weekend, Gretchen Rossi gave that tidbit away (see below)&#160; She and Slade were in Las Vegas at the premiere party for “Fly Girls”. to air on CW later this month.</p>
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<p>In a grey BeBe dress, and without her pageant hair, Gretchen looks good in these pictures. She and Slade Smiley&#160; were embracing and hand <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/01/did-vicki-gunvalson-storm-off-the-set/>Did Vicki Gunvalson Storm Off the Set?</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>New York Housewives: The Claws are Out!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The new season of the Real Housewives of New York premieres March 4, but the cast is feuding, in public, even before we see the divisions, clashes and catfights. They won’t  show up for each other’s premiere parties.</p>
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<p>ramona singer,bethenny frankel,alex mc cord</p>
<p>Meow! Ramona Singer  threw a premiere party for the new season of &#8220;Real Housewives of New York City&#8221; on <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/28/new-york-housewives-the-claws-are-out/>New York Housewives: The Claws are Out!</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Alex McCord, The Relaxed One</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Alex McCord of the Real Housewives of New York City City seems as calm and philosophical as ever in this interview.</p>
<p>RADARONLINE.COM: The other women are so judgmental of your relationship with Simon. Why do you think that is?</p>
<p>ALEX MCCORD: Well, I can only speak from what I know and that is that Simon and I have a relationship that’s really, <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/28/alex-mccord-the-relaxed-one/>Alex McCord, The Relaxed One</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Of Orange County: Speaking of</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>                                                              Jeana Keough</p>
<p>Speaking of Jeana Keough,  she was wearing her tolerant face in that conversation with Vicki. All the older housewives, Lauri Waring, Tammy Knickerbocker, and Kimberly Bryant wore that face when interacting with the Vickster!  The name of the face? You can’t change crazy, so go with the flow! Vicki crawling back to Jeana?  Priceless!  Karma is a bitch!  <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/27/real-housewives-of-orange-county-speaking-of/>Real Housewives Of Orange County: Speaking of</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Simon and Tamra Barney: The Lucy and Desi of Trash?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 17:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz didn’t make it either.  Just sayin’</p>
<p>                                                              Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge</p>
<p>No divorce , or even a hearing in the case of Simon Barney vs. Tamra Barney. But Tamra is getting her groove on with Eddie Judge , 37, of Ladera Ranch.</p>
<p>Tamra is expected to drop a “bombshell” in the Season Finale on Thursday, March <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/27/simon-and-tamra-barney-the-lucy-and-desi-of-trash/>Simon and Tamra Barney: The Lucy and Desi of Trash?</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Sheree Whitfield Plays the Blame Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p> She’s shutting down She by Sheree, blames Atlanta. It’s still unclear whether or not she will appear on season 3.</p>



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<p>On the popular reality show “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” cast member Sheree Whitfield was quite passionate about her clothing line She by Sheree, but now it seems that Sheree is ready to move on to other things. “I’ve slowed <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/26/sheree-whitfield-plays-the-blame-game/>Sheree Whitfield Plays the Blame Game</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Did Vicki Gunvalson Let the Girls Come Out and Play?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>&#160;</p>
<p>from Star Magazine</p>
<p>The Real Housewives of Orange County&#8217;s Vicki Gunvalson has been married 15 years, but her husband Donn was the last thing on her mind when she kissed a 25-year-old college student while partying in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, last month.     &#34;Vicki was extremely outgoing and having a great time, like a sorority girl,&#34; University of <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/26/did-vicki-gunvalson-let-the-girls-come-out-and-play/>Did Vicki Gunvalson Let the Girls Come Out and Play?</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Luann De Lesseps and Teresa Giudice on &#8220;Millionaire&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Luann Countess De Lesseps (her post-divorce title) of The Real Housewives of New York looked stunning, as always. She was gracious to Meredith Viera and the contestant. The questions were easy,&#160;&#160; Danielle Staub read a question about her 19 times engaged, which of course the contestant got. The next question was about a poem, so Andy Cohen was Skyped in, <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/23/luann-de-lesseps-and-teresa-giudice-on-millionaire/>Luann De Lesseps and Teresa Giudice on &#8220;Millionaire&#8221;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Countess LuAnn Has a New Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>The Countess has a new man! Countess LuAnn De Lesseps of the Real Housewives of New York City confirmed to PEOPLE magazine that she is dating French wine distributor Jacques Azoulay, pictured above.</p>
<p>“I feel very lucky,” the recently divorced LuAnn told People. “We met at a party for a friend of mine who is a singer. The first time I saw <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/23/countess-luann-has-a-new-man/>Countess LuAnn Has a New Man</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin &#8220;Home Schools&#8221; Alexa</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Lynne Curtin, who has been described as “dumber than a box of rocks”, has allowed Alexa, her 17 year old, to drop out of school. That’s what homeschooling adds up to for this family. What  can she teach other than “How to Be a Grifter”?</p>
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<p>I stumbled upon this article:</p>
<p>Lynne’s youngest daughter no longer attends school and is home schooled by <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/23/lynne-curtin-home-schools-alexa/>Lynne Curtin &#8220;Home Schools&#8221; Alexa</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo Pops on &#8220;Millionaire&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>The matriarch of the Manzo’s of New Jersey, and the central character on the Real Housewives of New Jersey , Caroline Manzo made a stunning appearance on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” earlier today. The woman she was assisting, Nina, made $50,000. Andy Cohen mugged for the camera as a Lifeline, and Sheree Whitfield asked a question. About what?  <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/22/caroline-manzo-pops-on-millionaire/>Caroline Manzo Pops on &#8220;Millionaire&#8221;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>What? No Vicki Gunvalson? Women&#8217;s Empowerment Conference</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>First posted on June 29 as a spoiler for Season 5</p>
<p>From the previews for Episode 15, it seems not to go well for Gretchen. This is where she launches her &#8220;Gretchen Christine Beaute&#8221; cosmetics line.</p>
<p>Kelly Rowland of The Fashion Show, Tyson Beckford of Make Me A Supermodel, Padma Lashkmi of Top Chef, and Patti Stanger of Millionaire Matchmaker will attend <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/21/what-no-vicki-gunvalson-womens-empowerment-conference/>What? No Vicki Gunvalson? Women&#8217;s Empowerment Conference</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino: Starving for Dollars</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 19:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>The bitch is hungry. She sold herself to a man who will not allow her to eat.&#160; Everyone else in her world has to suffer because of it. She obviously has an eating disorder.</p>
<p>Ever notice&#160; her worst behavior with the other women is exhibited at meals. Jim Bellino is undeniably an ass, but I think the meal ritual is difficult <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/21/alexis-bellino-starving-for-dollars/>Alexis Bellino: Starving for Dollars</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>OC Housewives: Mama Said</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 18:59:34 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Was anyone reminded of Joyce, Kandi Burruss’ mom on The Real Housewives of Atlanta while watching Gretchen Rossi’s mom Brenda and her reactions to Slade Smiley last night?</p>
<p>Whether it’s AJ Jewell or Slade Smiley , mama knows best!</p>
<p>Gretchen was clever in deflecting Slade’s marraige proposal on episode 14.  Good for her. Maybe she knows she has bad taste in men, <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/21/oc-housewives-mama-said-2/>OC Housewives: Mama Said</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Lisa Wu Hartwell to Appear on &#8220;Meet the Browns:</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 22:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Atlanta housewife Lisa Wu Hartwell&#160; is pursuing acting. Hopefully, it ill go better for her than “Pocketbook Monologues” did.</p>
<p>Hartwell will appear on Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns on February 24th at 9pm.&#160; </p>
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		<title>Bethenny and Jill Feud&#8230;According to Jill</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As reported several months ago, Bethenny Frankel and Jill Zarin are no longer bff&#8217;s.  Ramona Singer stated during season 2 that the only reason Jill seemed to care about Bethenny was because she was the struggling underdog.  That had a ring of truth to it.
<p>Fast forward to today, right before the start of the new season. Jill posts this link <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/18/bethenny-and-jill-feud-according-to-jill/>Bethenny and Jill Feud&#8230;According to Jill</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Real Housewives&#8217; Stars Appear on &#8216;Who Wants to Be a Millionaire&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p> The stars of The Real Housewives franchise are briefly leaving their gated communities for a chance to compete for the big million-dollar payout. Next week, from Monday, February 22 to Friday, February 26, some of Bravo&#8217;s controversial housewives will be participating on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, the TV quiz show hosted by Meredith Viera.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t expect any hair-pulling or <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/18/real-housewives-stars-appear-on-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire/>&#8216;Real Housewives&#8217; Stars Appear on &#8216;Who Wants to Be a Millionaire&#8217;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou: In Love with Gretchen, or Slade?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>There’s always Jay Photoglou.   The rejected ex-lover of Gretchen Rossi is still as obsessed as ever with getting money from Gretchen for his court costs and sending Slade Smiley to jail for child support.</p>
<p>This guy is unable to move on. Here’s his latest tweet:</p>
<p>Getting someone served is not as easy as I thought it would be. Guess when you wanna <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/18/jay-photoglou-in-love-with-gretchen-or-slade/>Jay Photoglou: In Love with Gretchen, or Slade?</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>OC Episode 13 Sneak Peek</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>from the oc register</p>
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<p>The cast of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” during slightly happier times. From left: Tamra Barney, Vicki Gunvalson, Lynne Curtin, Alexis Bellino and Gretchen Rossi. Photo by Isabella Vosmikova, Bravo</p>
<p>If you watched the end of last week’s drama-fueled episode, you’ll recall that it concluded with a catty argument in a San Francisco bar/restaurant between original housewife <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/17/oc-episode-13-sneak-peek/>OC Episode 13 Sneak Peek</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson&#8217;s Daughter to Get Biopsy Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
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<p> Briana Wolfsmith</p>
<p>Briana Wolfsmith, 22, the daughter of Vicki Gunvalson of the Real Housewives of Orange County, is scheduled to have another biopsy on the nodules on her thyroid today.</p>
<p>Vicki posted this an hour ago on Facebook:</p>
<p>Vicki Gunvalson Prayers are needed for Briana today. It&#8217;s biopsy day again.</p>
<p>Prayers are needed&#8230; &#124; Facebook</p>
<p>Let’s hope the news is good.</p>
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		<title>Atlanta Housewives: One Addition, No Subtraction</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:04:10 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Phaedra Parks and husband Apollo Nida</p>
<p>from Jonathan Jaxson:</p>
<p>I reported EXCLUSIVELY that &#8220;The Real Housewives of Atlanta&#8221; was adding a new wife to the cast and was told there was a possibility that one of the original ladies would be getting the boot&#8230;</p>
<p>Mrs. Lisa Wu Hartwell took to her Twitter this morning to clear it the rumors, for now.</p>
<p>no one. We <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/16/atlanta-housewives-the-cast/>Atlanta Housewives: One Addition, No Subtraction</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Expected to Announce &#8220;Atlanta Housewives&#8221; Cast Monday</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 20:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is from Jonathan Jaxson, Kim Zolciak’s ex publicist. Not assuming complete credibility.
<p></p>
<p>Though no official announcement from Bravo has yet been made, I can tell you EXCLUSIVELY that &#8220;The Real Housewives of Atlanta&#8221; is back for season three that starts filming early next month and one of the cast members will be departing (either Lisa or Sheree) while they have <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/14/bravo-expected-to-announce-atlanta-housewives-cast-monday/>Bravo Expected to Announce &#8220;Atlanta Housewives&#8221; Cast Monday</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou: Scorned and Vengeful</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Jay Photoglou, the ex-boyfriend of Gretchen Rossi, simply will not go away. He is so obsessed with Gretchen that he files court order after court order to hurt and defame her as much as he can.</p>
<p>He has an inside connection to radaronline, they will print anything he says. He, of course, is the one who provided them with the pictures <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/13/jay-photoglou-scorned-and-vengeful/>Jay Photoglou: Scorned and Vengeful</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel Feeling Ill</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 18:24:40 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>As we have seen Bethenny’s rise from reality star to real star, I have wondered how she keeps up the pace.</p>
<p>She’s in Chicago, and she just tweeted this:</p>
<p>Bethenny</p>
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<p>Scratch that last tweet:WTF.how am I getting my first AM sickness at 6 mos?I just put on quite a show in the middle of the water tower.SICK</p>

<p>I hope she’s ok.&#160; Slow down Bethenny, <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/13/bethenny-frankel-feeling-ill/>Bethenny Frankel Feeling Ill</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin:Common Sense Not So Common</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>As we have seen the Curtin family struggle from week to week on the Real Housewives of Orange County, this author gives his perspective.</p>
<p>excerpt from the OC Register:</p>
<p>From time to time, I’ll catch an episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County with my wife, and marvel at the parenting in these well-to-do households. A continuing story line this season <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/13/lynne-curtincommon-sense-not-so-common/>Lynne Curtin:Common Sense Not So Common</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley on &#8220;The List&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Update:</p>
<p>Gretchen Rossi supports Slade&#8230;..100%</p>
<p>According to Radar online, Slade has no means of support other than Gretchen.</p>
<p>They have obtained court papers filed by  Slade declaring 0 income. He also lives with Gretchen.</p>
<p>On her blog, she has tried to defend Slade as well  as she could.</p>
<p>“Must Be Good,” as Kandi Burruss says in her song.</p>
<p>Bet I know who turned him in&#8230;Jay Photoglou.</p>
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<p>NAME: <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/12/slade-smiley-on-the-list/>Slade Smiley on &#8220;The List&#8221;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Another Potential Atlanta Housewife?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>A close source says that the Real Housewives of Atlanta is looking to add Atlanta powerhouse lawyer Phadera Parks to the show. Her profile says:</p>
<p>Phaedra Parks’ entertainment practice focuses on litigation and contract negotiations. She has served as a legal analyst for NBC and Fox News and been recognized nationally for her handling of high-profile clients. A graduate of Wesleyan <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/12/another-potential-atlanta-housewife/>Another Potential Atlanta Housewife?</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>The Faux Famewhores of Beverly Hills</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 15:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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from TMZ</p>
<p>&#8220;Bravo is looking for outgoing, exciting, strong, focused women who reside in and around the Beverly Hills area that want to share their lives.
We are looking for women who are lively and energetic, with defined opinions and views. Our featured women should have busy lives, be involved with the community, have a strong work ethic, and an active social <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/12/the-faux-famewhores-of-beverly-hills/>The Faux Famewhores of Beverly Hills</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice is Obsessed with Danielle Staub</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Watch What Happens Live:</p>
<p>First, it  was great to see original diva Jackie Collins.  At 69, she looks fantastic.</p>
<p>Teresa Giudice , on the other hand, was a disappointment. She wouldn’t let Andy Cohen ask her about the night Joe wrecked his car, and what Ramona Singer said about Joe and Tamra Barney. Too busy dissing Danielle Staub. And getting her Bethenny <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/12/teresa-giudice-is-obsessed-with-danielle-staub/>Teresa Giudice is Obsessed with Danielle Staub</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: You&#8217;ve Been Served!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p> </p>
<p>And served. Between Lynne Curtin’s eviction notice and the fact that these ladies have no table manners, last night was funny as hell&#8230;.on a deeply absurd level. </p>
<p>My mother told me, the first time I got married ( don’t ask!) to always keep my own money. Great advice! What the hell is wrong with these women?</p>
<p>Why is Lynne all shocked and <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/12/real-housewives-of-orange-county-youve-been-served/>Real Housewives of Orange County: You&#8217;ve Been Served!</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin: Her Dream World</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>In this LA times interview, she seems to believe everything she says, including the last landlord wanting her security deposit so she could get her own plastic surgery!</p>
<p>Here’s an excerpt:</p>
<p>A lot of the readers of this blog have commented about the lack of boundaries you and your husband have in place. How do you respond to the criticisms you receive <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/11/lynne-curtin-her-dream-world/>Lynne Curtin: Her Dream World</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Speaks to the LA Times</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p> </p>
<p></p>
<p>It’s an extremely long interview in which she talks about Slade Smiley, Jeff Beitzel, Jo de la Rosa and her relationship with Tamra Barney</p>
<p>Here’s an excerpt about her blog post:</p>
<p>The rift seems to now center on this blog post you wrote. Tamra [Barney] wants you to take it down, but you refuse. Can you talk a little bit about why?</p>
<p>I’m <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/11/gretchen-rossi-speaks-to-the-la-times/>Gretchen Rossi Speaks to the LA Times</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>OC Housewives Teaser: The Curtin&#8217;s Third Eviction</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is not the second eviction in May, this is the one caught on tape by Bravo, the night after the Curtins’ dinner party, in late August.</p>
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<p>The girls in San Francisco. Brianna Wolfsmith,Vicki’s daughter,  who has her own drama this week, is on the left.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Lynne says, “I’m your wife. You just, you need to tell me what’s going on.”</p>
<p>Frank responds, <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/11/oc-housewives-teaser-the-curtins-third-eviction/>OC Housewives Teaser: The Curtin&#8217;s Third Eviction</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Still Whinin&#8217; Calls Tamra &#8220;Scorpion&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This time, to the OC Register
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<p>Related: Simon Slapped Tamra on NYE</p>
<p>His name is Eddie Judge. He’s from Ladera Ranch. Radaronline.com reported that Simon Barney, the man to whom Tamra has been married for 11 years, caught Eddie and Tamra holding hands and “acting like a couple” Saturday night at a club in the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas.</p>
<p>In the <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/10/simon-still-whinin-calls-tamra-scorpion/>Simon Still Whinin&#8217; Calls Tamra &#8220;Scorpion&#8221;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Shady Jim Bellino</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>This is his ad on craigslist. Wouldn’t you like to know the interest rate? Apply at your own risk!</p>
<p>Date: 2010-01-25, 10:05AM PST
Reply to: jimbellino@yahoo.com</p>
NO GAMES!!!!!THIS IS MY PRIVATE MONEY. IF YOU HAVE COLLATERAL JUST E-MAIL YOUR SCENARIO AND I WILL E-MAIL BACK TERMS, THAT SIMPLE.CALIFORNIA REAL ESTATE AND OTHER COLLATERAL SEE BELOW.NO CREDIT SCORES NO JOB I DONT CARE I <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/10/shady-jim-bellino/>Shady Jim Bellino</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Did Simon Beat Tamra?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Posted on Simon’s Facebook page:</p>
<p> </p>
<p>THIS IS COMING FROM A REAL FAMILY FRIEND! SIMON YOU HAVE LOST IT! I AM READING WHAT YOU WROTE AND IT MAKES ME SICK! WHY DONT YOU TELL PEOPLE THE TRUTH. EDDIE WAS NEVER A FRIEND OF YOURS, HE WAS A FRIEND OF MARCOS&#8217;S THAT YOU HAD BEEN AROUND A FEW TIMES ONLY. LET&#8217;S BACK TRACK <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/09/did-simon-beat-tamra/>Did Simon Beat Tamra?</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of DC: Plenty of Politics</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p> Stacie Turner</p>
<p>The rumor that Stacie Turner would be part of the cast has been floating around for weeks, Now it seems  likely she will  replace Michaele Salahi. </p>
<p>from The Reliable Source:</p>
<p>And we worried that &#8220;The Real Housewives of DC &#8220; wasn&#8217;t going to be political enough. Bravo&#8217;s cameras followed five likely cast members (Lynda Erkiletian, Mary Amons, Stacie Turner, Catherine Ommanney, <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/09/real-housewives-of-dc-plenty-of-politics/>Real Housewives of DC: Plenty of Politics</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Kandi Burruss Has to &#8220;Fly Above&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Kandi Burruss, the break-out star of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta, has shit –stirrers around her.</p>
<p>Sandra Rose wrote this today:</p>
<p>Singer/songwriter and now reality TV personality Kandi Burruss is quickly becoming the most hated ‘Housewife’ according to a source on the production staff of the hit reality series ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’.</p>
<p>Kandi’s attitude has taken an abrupt 180 degree turn and <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/09/kandi-burruss-has-to-fly-above/>Kandi Burruss Has to &#8220;Fly Above&#8221;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Whinin&#8217; Simon Barney</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/07/whinin-simon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p> Blaming this on Vicki too?</p>
<p>Why isn’t this guy at a Superbowl Party or something&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>More from Facebook:</p>
<p>Eddie was a family friend.He has been at my dinner table with my kids breaking bread.Went to my daughters 4th B-day dinner.He has given me presents for christmas. Hugs me everytime he sees me.My family and me are devistated that he would stoop so low.There <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/07/whinin-simon/>Whinin&#8217; Simon Barney</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Simon and Tamra Barney&#8217;s Facebook Feud</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I can’t keep from laughing at Simon Barney. I wonder how being such a crying, complaining little girl is going over with his biker friends?</p>
<p>Apparently he ran into Tamra in Vegas with another man. What does he do? Posts on Facebook, like any 5th grade girl:</p>
<p>Well. Wow. My wife told me she was
los Angeles. I ran into her I las <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/07/simon-and-tamra-barneys-facebook-feud/>Simon and Tamra Barney&#8217;s Facebook Feud</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino Fans and Non-Fans</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 20:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alexis Bellino, apparently upset by some of the comments about her, tweeted this:

Alexis Bellino
<p>On Friday 5th February 2010, @AlexisBellino said:</p>
<p>reply </p>
<p>Woe, sometimes people can be so harsh. I just want to address one thing for all my fans (and non-fan stephanie)&#8230; I only have one nanny now AND I have two careers&#8230; Please get your facts straight before judging others&#8230; <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/07/alexis-bellino-fans-and-non-fans/>Alexis Bellino Fans and Non-Fans</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki is &#8220;Repulsed&#8221; by Slade&#8217;s Sock</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Vicki Gunvalson and Jeana Keough talk about Season 5. Vicki, in case you didn’t  know, works.</p>
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		<title>OK, What&#8217;s an &#8220;All Male Tush Push?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 15:32:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>  When Tamra Barney used this term on the Real Housewives of Orange County  Thursday, I thought nothing about it.   It was just like “tea-bagging” to me, another one of Tamras sexual terms that she and her ilk knew and used.</p>
<p>Then I went to a friend’s blog and found this:</p>
<p>Ok, I’m embarrassed for some of you. I was checking out <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/06/ok-whats-an-all-male-tush-push/>OK, What&#8217;s an &#8220;All Male Tush Push?</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Aw, Simon Barney, We&#8217;ll Miss You</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Simon Barney has decided to stop bitchin’ and moanin’ at Bravo .</p>
<p>Couldn’t get her back, huh, Simon? Didn’t he and Vicki look like two pigs fighting over the blanket in last night’s episode?  And dumbass Tamra loved it!</p>
<p>This week’s blog will be completely different than my past ones. I wanted to start by thanking everyone for their support and making <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/05/aw-simon-barney-well-miss-you/>Aw, Simon Barney, We&#8217;ll Miss You</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Lauri Waring Re-Writes History</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Since we had to go there&#8230;</p>
<p>Lauri Waring Peterson appeared via Skype on “Watch What Happens: Live” with Andy Cohen. Of course, she was asked about her fling with Slade Smiley between Seasons 1 and 2 of the Real Housewives of Orange County. </p>
<p>Riding on the skirts? </p>
<p>Anyone out there remember when we all thought Slade Smiley had money? Seems like ancient history <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/05/lauri-waring-re-writes-history/>Lauri Waring Re-Writes History</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson Works</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>In a Real Housewives of Orange County season so bad that Vicki Gunvalson looks good, are we tired of hearing her say she works?  Among her train wreck co-stars, this is phenomenal, but really Vicki?  In the real world, we all do. And raised wonderful children, own homes and the whole nine yards.</p>
<p>This season is about damage control for Vicki. <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/05/vicki-gunvalson-works/>Vicki Gunvalson Works</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Sex and the Single Tamra Barney</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>photo from the “Housewives Make under” segment on Oprah</p>
<p>Well. Turns out Simon Barney is more of a control-freak douchebag than many fans of The Real Housewives of Orange County thought.</p>
<p>The husband of Tamra Barney, in a dramatic gesture, filed for divorce last Wednesday, three days after Tamra moved out of their Ladera Ranch short sale in escrow home into a <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/04/sex-and-the-single-tamra-barney/>Sex and the Single Tamra Barney</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen&#8217;s Blog About Tamra</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is, in case she takes it down
<p>This is the blog I wrote after the airing of the reunion show last year (season four). Both Tamra and my blog were removed from the bravo website due to unknown reasons, and therefore I found it important to make sure the truth was still heard. This is the only reason I <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/04/gretchens-blog-about-tamra/>Gretchen&#8217;s Blog About Tamra</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Alex and Simon May Not Return for Season 3 of New York Housewives</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>from nymag.com</p>
<p>Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen may not be returning to The Real Housewives of New York City in March, as &#34;viewers don&#8217;t have a positive reaction to them, so they&#8217;re easily replaceable at this point,&#34; and Simon threw a hissy fit when he didn&#8217;t get paid as much as the Housewives.</p>

<p>What! He threw a hissy fit?&#160; I thought <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/04/alex-and-simon-may-not-return-for-season-3-of-new-york-housewives/>Alex and Simon May Not Return for Season 3 of New York Housewives</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives: One Happy Family</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>On tonight&#8217;s Real Housewives of Orange County, Lynne Curtin, who broke down at the last “Housewives” meal, says, “Every dinner I’ve been to has drama.” Then we see a scene where one of the wives (probably Lynne) is holding a bottle of red wine that says, “Bitch.” It’s a 2008 — I hear that’s a good year.</p>
<p>Next, we see Simon <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/04/orange-county-housewives-one-happy-family/>Orange County Housewives: One Happy Family</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Bitch, Don&#8217;t Ever Touch My Weave!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 23:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>So says Danielle Staub to Ashley Holmes, daughter of Jacqueline Laurita, co-star on The Real Housewives of New Jersey </p>
<p> </p>
<p>19-year-old Ashley Holmes has been found guilty of assault in the November attack.</p>
<p>After a verbal confrontation at the Hamburg Turnpike Country Club last November, Holmes attacked Staub and managed to yank out Danielle’s weave  hair!</p>
<p>Ashley Holmes twittered yesterday:</p>
<p>When someone hurts us, We want <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/02/bitch-dont-ever-touch-my-weave/>Bitch, Don&#8217;t Ever Touch My Weave!</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Andy&#8217;s &#8220;Bloodbath&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>The Real Housewives of Orange County are in Los Angeles filming the season 5 reunion special.</p>
<p>Andy Cohen tweeted this last night:</p>
<p>Freaking OC Housewives bloodbath continues! Still here -in hour 8 of shooting.</p>
<p>Watch What Happens!</p>
<p>The reunion will probably air March 4, followed by the season 3 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City.</p>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou : Same Old, Same Old</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>RadarOnline , the only media outlet still in cahoots with Jay Photoglou, posted this crap as the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5 reunion is being filmed.</p>
<p>Jay Photoglou,aka, Heidi, posted this on What&#8217;s Left of My Head months ago.</p>
<p>Still looking for that 15 minutes, Jay?  So sad.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Read The Court Documents</p>
<p>EXCLUSIVE: Gretchen Rossi Sued For Slander And <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/31/jay-photoglou-same-old-same-old/>Jay Photoglou : Same Old, Same Old</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Flunked Out of the Caroline Manzo School of Parenting</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Actually, it&#8217;s oxymoronic to compare Lynne Curtin to Caroline Manzo, since all they have in common is age.   Common sense ain’t common, and it’s on a respirator in the Curtin household.</p>
<p>I never write about “Real Kids” under 18, which is why you see no mention of them on my websites. But the powers the be at Bravo are throwing Alexi <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/31/lynne-curtin-flunked-out-of-the-caroline-manzo-school-of-parenting/>Lynne Curtin Flunked Out of the Caroline Manzo School of Parenting</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Responds to Criticism of Slade</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Gretchen Rossi had this to say on her Blog </p>
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<p>I have been friends with Slade for 9 years now and I am very familiar with what has transpired with his son. Please do not believe everything you read in the press. Slade is paying of Grayson’s medical bills sweetie not child support. His son has had more than 4 million in <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/29/gretchen-responds-to-criticism-of-slade/>Gretchen Responds to Criticism of Slade</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin to File For Bankruptcy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Manzano wants his money</p>
<p>RIVERSIDE — ‘O.C. Housewife’ Lynne Curtin and husband Frank  may file for bankruptcy, the pair told reporters today.</p>
<p>They were  in court  so a real estate investor who won a $1.26 million judgment against them could check out their assets.</p>
<p>“Everyone thinks because of the show we’re gazillionaires,” Lynne Curtin said after coming out of the closed-door session.</p>
<p>“When the <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/29/lynne-curtin-to-file-for-bankruptcy/>Lynne Curtin to File For Bankruptcy</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen&#8217;s Blog About Tamra</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is, in case she takes it down
<p>This is the blog I wrote after the airing of the reunion show last year (season four). Both Tamra and my blog were removed from the bravo website due to unknown reasons, and therefore I found it important to make sure the truth was still heard. This is the only reason I <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/26/gretchens-blog-about-tamra-2/>Gretchen&#8217;s Blog About Tamra</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County and Their E-mails</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 07:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>After I posted Liar, Liar Pants on Fire, referring to Jay Photoglou, Simon  and Tamra Barney’s text messaging during the “Lost Footage” episode, Jay Photoglou sent me this series of emails:</p>
<p>From: Gretchen christine rossi
To: ‘Jay Photoglou’
Sent: Sun, 1 Feb 2009 11:53 am
Subject: FW: Your constant BS and lies.</p>
<p>This is hilarious, read from the bottom! Simon’s title to the e-mail to <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/25/real-housewives-of-orange-county-and-their-e-mails/>Real Housewives of Orange County and Their E-mails</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Jim Bellino: The Hottie Every Woman Craves</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Isn’t it funny the editing monsters at Bravo never showed us what the woman allegedly flirting with Jim Bellino at Gretchen’s Tupperware party on the last episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County actually did? Perhaps they are saving it for the inevitable “Lost Footage”.</p>
<p>Memo to Alexis Bellino:  No one wants your master!  Not even for money! Ewwww, can <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/24/great-sketch-of-jim-bellino/>Jim Bellino: The Hottie Every Woman Craves</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney&#8217;s Reaction to Gretchen&#8217;s Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Tamra Barney of the Real Housewives of Orange County seems to have a short memory. Or, as my grandmother would say:</p>
<p>Pot. Kettle. Black </p>
<p>Here’s what she wrote on her latest Bravo blog:</p>
<p>Gretchen choice NOT to remove her blog spoke loudly to me. How could I take someone seriously when they wrote six pages of nasty words about me? Most of what <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/23/tamra-barneys-reaction-to-gretchens-blog/>Tamra Barney&#8217;s Reaction to Gretchen&#8217;s Blog</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;It&#8217;s not how much money you have, it&#8217;s how good you look spending it.&#8217; &#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Lynne Curtin avoids third eviction, so far.
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Earlier this week, it was reported  that Lynne Curtin and her family faced their third eviction in the past nine months. Since August, they have been renting a place in Aliso Viejo.</p>
<p>But the lawyer who filed the latest eviction notice against the couple — in October — told the Orange County Register that the <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/22/its-not-how-much-money-you-have-its-how-good-you-look-spending-it/>&#8216;It&#8217;s not how much money you have, it&#8217;s how good you look spending it.&#8217; &#8221;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley: &#8220;It&#8217;s Hard Out Here for a Pimp&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I just had to use that title from the “Hustle and Flow” movie.</p>
<p>Slade, before the hairpiece</p>
<p>The pimp rules state you must isolate your prey from everyone else. That’s why Slade Smiley, deadbeat dad of the year, talks to Gretchen Rossi about the other housewives constantly. And Gretchen Rossi, nice girl with a proven bad taste in men, hangs on his <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/18/slade-smiley-its-hard-out-here-for-a-pimp/>Slade Smiley: &#8220;It&#8217;s Hard Out Here for a Pimp&#8221;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: January 7 Sneak Peek</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Spoiler Alert</p>
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<p>Finally, a new episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County.</p>
<p>Tonight, marital issues continue to be on the front burner. We’re gleaning what we can from commercial teasers and from video clips posted this week on Bravo’s Web site, bravotv.com.</p>
<p>In the first scene, we visit Simon and Tamra  at their Ladera Ranch home. You know, the one that was <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/17/real-housewives-of-orange-county-january-7-sneak-peek/>Real Housewives of Orange County: January 7 Sneak Peek</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Pursuit of Fame</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>How delusional could Taliban and Tits be?&#160; Apparently, they pursued a spot on the Real Housewives of Orange County with a vengeance. They didn’t think their pseudo-religious-no-child-rearing-total fakeness would&#160; be seen through by anyone with half a brain. Johan and Francois, Alex and Simon’s kids on the Real Housewives of New York City, would see through these <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/17/alexis-bellinos-pursuit-of-fame/>Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Pursuit of Fame</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Two Grayson Smiley Websites Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Thegraysonfoundation.org/ is gone.&#160; It’s a parked domain. </p>
<p>This was the website set up by Slade Smiley smiley for his little boy Grayson</p>
<p>His mothers website, Amazing Gray, is still in existence.</p>
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		<title>Joe Giudice and Tamra Barney?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>According to Ramona Singer of the Real Housewives of New York City, Joe Giudice , husband of table-flipping Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey had dinner with Tamra Barney  of the Real Housewives of Orange County last night and had some sort og an accident!</p>
<p>This is what Ramona posted on Facebook :</p>
<p>Ramona Singer OMG Theresa of RHONJ <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/15/joe-giudice-and-tamra-barney/>Joe Giudice and Tamra Barney?</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Giudice and Tamra Barney?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>According to Ramona singer of the Real Housewives of New York City, Joe Giudice , husband of table-flipping Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey had dinner with Tamra Barney&#160; of the Real Housewives of Orange County last night and had some sort og an accident!</p>
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<p>This is what Ramona posted on Facebook :</p>
<p>Ramona Singer OMG Theresa of RHONJ <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/14/joe-giudice-and-tamra-barney-2/>Joe Giudice and Tamra Barney?</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Has Third Eviction Order!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 23:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>RadarOnline.com has exclusively uncovered court documents that show Frank and Lynne Curtin  from Real Housewives of Orange County are getting evicted from the house they currently live in.</p>
<p>See Lynne Curtin Eviction Papers</p>
<p>Shockingly, this makes it the third time an unlawful detainer has been filed against the Curtins in 9 months,</p>
<p>According to the court papers the Orange County Sheriff’s Department served <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/12/lynne-curtin-has-third-eviction-order/>Lynne Curtin Has Third Eviction Order!</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Has Launched a Singing Career</title>
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		<title>Ryan Vieth as &#8220;Sex Symbol&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>This picture of Ryan, the son of Tamra from The Really Plastic HoWives of Orange County, really has me scratching my life ring in confusion. I don&#8217;t know whether to reach for my rape whistle, or reach for the Lubriderm (I&#8217;m out of lube). I&#8217;m leaning towards the former since Ryan&#8217;s eyes still make me feel like <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/11/ryan-vieth-as-sex-symbol/>Ryan Vieth as &#8220;Sex Symbol&#8221;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>New York Housewives Season 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 02:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>The Real Housewives of New York City will premiere on Bravo March 4. Bethenny Frankel’s new show will be named “Bethenny Getting Married?” Bethenny says she will begin filming soon.</p>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County are &#8220;Un-Rehensible&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 03:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>UNREHENSIBLE:  Who can believe Simon Barney filed for divorce (no attorney) from Tammy Sue on the day this episode aired! It was “unrehensible”&#8230;a last ditch effort to control his “Svengali” creation now that she’s no longer barefoot and pregnant, and, through Real Housewives, had her own income. ( Hope she took whatever’s left of her money with <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/10/real-housewives-of-orange-county-are-un-rehensible/>Real Housewives of Orange County are &#8220;Un-Rehensible&#8221;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon in Playboy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ex-husband Gilles Bensimon shot the photos
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<p>After months of speculation, a rep for Playboy magazine confirms exclusively to UsMagazine.com that Kelly Bensimon will pose in its March issue. Bensimon, 41, &#8220;will be featured on the cover and in a 6-page nude pictorial in the March issue,&#8221; the rep tells Us.</p>
<p>The photographer who shot the star au naturel knows <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/09/kelly-bensimon-in-playboy/>Kelly Bensimon in Playboy</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Barney Has Filed for Divorce</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 22:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Charges Tamra Barney with infidelity.</p>
<p>Radar Online reports Tamra Barney’s husband Simon filed for divorce on Wednesday, charging his wife with infidelity</p>
<p>Read Court Documents Here</p>
<p>In the bombshell divorce papers Simon Barney wrote: “Petitioner contends that Respondent has been verbally abusive and has committed acts of disloyalty and infidelity.”</p>
<p>Tamra  moved out of their million dollar home this week and into a two-bedroom <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/07/simon-barney-has-filed-for-divorce/>Simon Barney Has Filed for Divorce</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>NAACP Nominates Atlanta Housewives for Image Award</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Kandi Burruss, NeNe Leakes, Lisa Wu Hartwell, Kim Zolciak and Sheree Whitfield</p>
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<p>In a true WTF move, the venerable NAACP has nominated the Real Housewives of Atlanta for it’s Image Award. </p>
<p>This has ignited a twitter controversy:</p>
<p> kammiekam: RT @DavidAtlanta The Real Housewives of Atlanta was nominated 4 an NAACP Image Award? Makes me question the credibility of the award. #RHOA</p>
<p>KeemaMGB: I <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/06/naacp-nominates-atlanta-housewives-for-image-award/>NAACP Nominates Atlanta Housewives for Image Award</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Her Men</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>For the complete story of Gretchen Rossi and her men, Slade Smiley, Jay Photoglou and Jeff Beitzel,go to More Absurdities.</p>
<p>On this website, you will read what Judy Fike, Jeff’s sister, had to say. Also, Sharon Beitzel,Sharon Beitzel the mother of Jake and Jill, shares some of her anger . Additionally, there are comments from the infamous Pizza Girl, and various <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/02/gretchen-rossi-and-her-men/>Gretchen Rossi and Her Men</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Season 2 Will Rock</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>TMZ baits and reaches to find a story&#8230;.so we have Danielle Staub and Jon Gosselin leaving a night club at the same time. </p>
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<p>       TLC &#38; Bravo&#8217;s finest met up at Tenjune Tuesday night, where America&#8217;s favorite so-called &#34;prostitution whore&#34; confirmed she was &#34;dancing&#34; and &#34;socializing&#34; with Jon inside.      <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/01/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-season-2-will-rock/>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Season 2 Will Rock</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Whose Hand is This?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>One hint:&#160; A child of one of the Real Housewives.&#160; Under 18 (ok, that’s two hints)</p>
<p>New Year’s Eve nails.</p>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives: Q and A</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Slade Smiley , the 6th Housewife</p>
<p>A little history lesson:</p>
<p>Q.&#160; Why does Vicki Gunvalson&#160; hate Slade Smiley&#160; so?</p>
<p>A. It all goes back to Season 1, when Slade and Jo de la Rosa were added to the original cast as the “engaged” couple. Slade Smiley and the producer Scott Dunlop, were neighbors and friends at the time.&#160; During the “drama”, Slade and <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/31/orange-county-housewives-q-and-a/>Orange County Housewives: Q and A</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Hosting New Years’ Bashes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Danielle Staub&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; Kelly&#160;Bensimon&#160;</p>
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<p>Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey&#160;&#160; and Kelly Bensimon of the Real Housewives of New York will be hosting two separate Joonbug produced events in New York City.</p>
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<p>New Years Eve spent at the China Club or Guastavinos in New York will be stepped up a notch this year with celebrity hosts Danielle Staub and Kelly <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/27/real-housewives-hosting-new-years%e2%80%99-bashes/>Real Housewives Hosting New Years’ Bashes</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Jim and Alexis Bellino: &#8220;The 50&#8217;s Called..&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 17:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Not since Lauri Waring and George Peterson has a couple on the Real Housewives of Orange County inspired such “hateration’.  Since joining the cast for season 5, “Taliban Jim” and St. Boob have had nothing but negative feedback from viewers. </p>
<p>Here’s an example of the negative feedback:</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t express how much I can&#8217;t stand Alexis on this season of &#8220;The <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/27/jim-and-alexis-bellino-the-50s-called/>Jim and Alexis Bellino: &#8220;The 50&#8217;s Called..&#8221;</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Television Without Pity on Lockdown</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Real Housewives of Orange County Message Board Shutdown.
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<p>Everyone knew when Bravo TV bought the popular message board Television Without Pity, better known as TWOP, no good would come of it.</p>
<p>On December 22, 2009, the powers that be shut down the Real Housewives of Orange County message board.</p>
<p>So much for television without pity. Apparently, they do take pity when it comes <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/27/television-without-pity-on-lockdown/>Television Without Pity on Lockdown</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Is Tamra Barney a Grandma?</title>
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<p>According to sources following Ryan Vieth on Facebook, Ryan has a one month old child named Dakota Vieth. Whether this baby-mama is the same from last year’s “nugget” tattoo episode is not clear.</p>
<p>In other Ryan Vieth news, he is having a twitter war with Slade Smiley, of all people. Apparently, it began when Slade dissed Tamra both on the show <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/24/is-tamra-barney-a-grandma/>Is Tamra Barney a Grandma?</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin&#8217;s Pre-Eviction Facelift</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>                           </p>
<p>before                                                      after</p>
<p>Lynne Curtin&#8217; of the Real Housewives of Orange County had quite an interesting summer. Just prior to her second eviction since May for non-payment of rent, Lynne Curtin had herself a Dr. Ambe facelift.</p>
<p>Looking younger for the sheriff’s police: priceless!</p>
<p>RELATED LINKS:</p>
<p>Lynne Curtin&#8217;s Eviction      Lynne Curtin Belongs in Handcuffs     Charity for Lynne Curtin?</p>
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		<title>Lynne and Frank Curtin: Scam Artists</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/22/lynne-and-frank-curtin-scam-artists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>While combing the web for more info on the $1.2mil. judgment against the Curtins, I stumbled upon this. I removed the name and phone number.</p>
<p>Lynne and Frank Curtin scammed me out of over $750,000. I am trying to collect the riverside County judgment I have against them for over $1,200,000 but they keep moving from rental to rental. If anyone <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/22/lynne-and-frank-curtin-scam-artists/>Lynne and Frank Curtin: Scam Artists</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Victoria Rowell Never Says Never</title>
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<p>Last week, I reported on the rumor about Victoria Rowell joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.  Wendy Williams also reported this rumor on her show.</p>
<p> READ MORE&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>Related Article:</p>
<p>Victoria Rowell an Atlanta Housewife?</p>
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		<title>Bravo Asking for Input on the Salahi&#8217;s</title>
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<p>&#160;</p>
<p>excerpt from RealityTV World:</p>
<p>Bravo is reportedly seeking public input to help its decision on whether alleged White House party crashers&#160; Michaele and Tareq Salahi should become The Real Housewives of D.C. cast members. </p>
<p>Bravo&#8217;s NBC Universal parent company is conducting a consumer survey to gauge perceptions about the Salahis, who have been accused of attending last month&#8217;s state dinner at <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/21/bravo-asking-for-input-on-the-salahis/>Bravo Asking for Input on the Salahi&#8217;s</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson’s Wild Kingdom</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Episode 6 Sneak Peek</p>
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<p>Our favorite narcissist  Vicki Gunvalson  wanted the trip to be a girls-only affair, but three of the male significant others have tagged along: Simon Barney,  Jim Bellino, and everybody’s favorite “Housewife,”  Slade Smiley, . After a day trip to the Everglades, during <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/17/vicki-gunvalson%e2%80%99s-wild-kingdom/>Vicki Gunvalson’s Wild Kingdom</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Kara Keough an Intern at E!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Kara Keough, offspring of Jeana Keough from The Real Housewives of Orange County, is working as an intern at E! entertainment these days.</p>
<p>Kara, 21, recently transferred from Berkeley and the “bummers” to UCLA, closer to Hollywood, her true ambition. </p>
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<p>Kara played the little girl who befriended the monkey in the 1995 Dustin Hoffman film &#8220;Outbreak&#8221;, shown quite often on cable television.</p>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Files Complaint Against Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s Daughter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I’m tardy to this party, but apparently, while on their way to a MENSA meeting:</p>
<p>Housewife Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey &#8212; has filed an assault complaint against the daughter of&#160; Jacqueline Laurita for pulling out her hair-extensions during an altercation&#8230;&#8230;.with camera crews on hand. </p>
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		<title>Simon Barney&#8217;s Spin Control</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County was pretty rough for  Simon Barney  Both in front of the camera and behind the scenes, his wife Tamra behaved like a mean teenager jealous of the new girl in town, Gretchen Rossi. Quite unbecoming behavior for a mother of four in her forties.  </p>
<p>Unfortunately for the Barneys, you can’t put  <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/14/simon-barneys-spin-control/>Simon Barney&#8217;s Spin Control</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley&#8216;s Court Documents</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Alan&#160; Butterfield via radaronline has released the latest court order concerning Slade Smiley and the child support owed Michelle Arroyo, Grayson Smiley’s mother.</p>
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		<title>The Table Flip Seen &#8216;Round the World</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>People Magazine released it’s Top Ten Reality Moments, and Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey and her table flip was ranked number one. Not to mention her coining the phrase “Prostitution Whore”&#160; in reference to co-star Danielle Staub&#8217;s past.</p>
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		<title>Simon Barney&#8217;s Spin Control</title>
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<p>Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County was pretty rough for&#160; Simon Barney&#160; Both in front of the camera and behind the scenes, his wife Tamra behaved like a mean teenager jealous of the new girl in town, Gretchen Rossi. Quite unbecoming behavior for a mother of four in her forties.&#160; </p>
<p>Unfortunately for the Barneys, you can’t put&#160; <p>Continue reading<a href=""http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/13/simon-barneys-spin-control-2/>Simon Barney&#8217;s Spin Control</a></p>]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Says</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County was pretty rough for  Simon Barney  Both in front of the camera and behind the scenes, his wife Tamra behaved like a mean teenager jealous of the new girl in town, Gretchen Rossi. Quite unbecoming behavior for a mother of four in her forties.  </p>
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