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One hint:  A child of one of the Real Housewives.  Under 18 (ok, that’s two hints)

New Year’s Eve nails.

Danielle Staub                                 Kelly Bensimon 

Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey   and Kelly Bensimon of the Real Housewives of New York will be hosting two separate Joonbug produced events in New York City.

New Years Eve spent at the China Club or Guastavinos in New York will be stepped up a notch this year with celebrity hosts Danielle Staub and Kelly Bensimon.

Danielle Staub is known on the Real Housewives of New Jersey for being brutally honest and unapologetic for speaking her mind. She loves being social and in the center of the party making her the perfect host for a New Years event. China Club will be an extravagant party for New Years Eve offering guests not only a glimpse at a celebrity host but a superstar DJ, open bar, and VIP options.

Kelly Bensimon, a housewife and columnist for Page Six Magazine, will be hosting the Guastavinos New Years Eve event. Kelly is in the know about all the best stuff going on in the social world due to her writing in Page Six. Guastavinos is a large special event space, offering an upscale vibe New Years celebration.

Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta posted this on twitter , the Big Papa pickle.   Does size mattter, Kim?  Speaking of size, Dwight Eubanks’ PR company sent out this press release today:

Dwight Eubanks Prepares to Shock the Fashion World "It’s all in the Tool Box

"Dwight Eubanks releases the cougars of fashion to host the the sexiest event of New York’s 2009 Fashion Week featuring men’s underwear, loungewear and smoking jackets.

(PRWEB) September 6, 2009 — World-renowned fashion expert and television celebrity Dwight Eubanks is proud to announce the release of his "Tool Box Collection", a hot new clothing line for men. The collection reflects Mr. Eubanks’ unequaled talent for meshing fashion and sex appeal and features trend-setting designs in men’s underwear, loungewear, and a sophisticated smoking jacket collection. Experts agree that Dwight’s "Tool Box Collection" is sure to cause an international buzz as it unveils what will assuredly be trend-setting styles in men’s fashion. The highly-anticipated fashion collection is to debut September 14th at M2 Ultra Lounge, 530 W 28th Street and is to include a "Red Line," the proceeds from which will go to benefit the Evolution Project in its mission to help children and adults suffering from AIDS.

A native of Atlanta, Georgia, Dwight Eubanks has become one of the most admired and sought-after talents in the world of style and fashion. After perfecting his craft under the tutelage of expert stylists in Atlanta, Paris, and Canada, Mr. Eubanks worked for a time as style director for Saks Fifth Avenue Salon in Atlanta’s trendy Buckhead community. Some of the notable personalities Dwight has worked with include world-famous fashion gurus Jean-Paul Gaultier and Patrick Kelly.

Today, Dwight Eubanks is among fashion’s A-listers as he quickly established himself among the elites in the fashion industry. His talents and time are in demand, not only as a stylist, but also as a mentor, consultant, and teacher. Mr. Eubanks serves as a consultant and stylist for the annual Bronner Bros. Cosmetic Show. He also has served as the stylist to various television personalities. Most notably, Dwight has become a household name in recent years as top fashion consultant on Bravo network’s highly acclaimed show, The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Mr. Eubanks is also widely known for his philanthropic efforts, supporting and/or sponsoring numerous charitable events every year.

Mr. Eubanks will officially launch his new collection during Fashion Week at a star-studded fashion show sure to be attended by celebrities from the worlds of both entertainment and design. The fashion show will give guests the opportunity to get a coveted first look at one of this year’s hottest and most seductive new lines of men’s clothing. Many of the planned participants are well-known super models, including Lu Sierra, CoCo Mitchell and Magic. The fashion event will be capped by one of 2009’s hottest parties to be hosted by Grammy Nominated song writer Melky Jean and the Carma Foundation.

Talk about shameless self-promotion!  Yo Dwight.. during Fashion Week and “in Bryant Park” do not mean the same thing!

And speaking of delusional fashionistas with no fashion, Sheree Whitfield has a new set of heavily air- brushed photos:

Good pics.Maybe she should join the over-40 modeling circuit!

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