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	<title>A2S- Reality TV  Backstories &#187; the real housewives of orange county</title>
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		<title>Taylor Armstrong On Access Hollywood Live: The Lie Russell Wanted Her To Tell Doctors</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; As Taylor Armstrong continues to make the media rounds in New York to promote her book this week, the women show the priceless scene with Brandi Glanville  on the reunion. Holly Robinson Peete asks her about all the criticism.This time around, she says orbital reconstructive surgery caused the bruising we saw on Episode 19, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/02/09/taylor-armstrong-on-access-hollywood-live-the-lie-russell-wanted-her-to-tell-doctors/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Taylor Armstrong and Gretchen Rossi Deliver &#8220;Watch What Happens, Live&#8221; Highest Ratings</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; For a Tuesday night, anyway. I don’t know about anyone else, but I’ve stopped watching Andy Cohen’s “Watch What Happens, Live” since it’s gone to five nights a week. As an obvious move for Andy Cohen to get away from the franchise his career has been built on, the new format filled with D-listers <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/02/09/taylor-armstrong-and-gretchen-rossi-deliver-watch-what-happens-live-highest-ratings/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of Orange County: Stranger Things Have Happened</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/02/08/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-stranger-things-have-happened/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:45:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; The Real Housewives of Orange County are back! Season 7 has a new flavor, so far at least, with the introduction of Heather Dubrow as the newest housewife. It’s easy to see the differences between her and the rest of the cast members; Gretchen Rossi, Tamra Barney, Alexis Bellino, and Vicki Gunvalson. She has <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/02/08/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-stranger-things-have-happened/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi&#8217;s Complicated Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:41:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bravo TV posted this photo minutes ago, Gretchen and Slade are in New York for her appearance on “Watch What Happens, Live” tonight with Taylor Armstrong To say Gretchen Rossi leads a complicated life is an understatement of major proportions. Since she first appeared on the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 4, she has been <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/02/07/gretchen-rossis-complicated-life/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Tamra Barney</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/02/07/real-housewives-of-orange-county-tamra-barney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This season, Tamra Barney, 44, finalizes her divorce with ex-husband Simon Barney. This series destroyed their marriage, once Tamra had her own money, Simon lost control of her.  The two share custody of their three children: Sydney, 13; Spencer, 11; and Sophia, 6. Tamra has a son from a previous marriage, Ryan Vieth, 26. After <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/02/07/real-housewives-of-orange-county-tamra-barney/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7:  Vicki&#8217;s World</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/02/07/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7-vickis-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For Head Diva in Charge Vicki Gunvalson, the world is divided into two kinds of people: those who agree with her and those who don’t. After six seasons as a Real Housewives of Orange County, she has shown herself to be a complete narcissist, a charge she would deny vehemently, despite all the evidence she <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/02/07/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7-vickis-world/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kara Keough 2012: Expanding Horizons</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; One of the most popular search terms on Absurd2Sublime is  Kara Keough . She certainly captured our attention during the first four seasons of the Real Housewives of Orange County.  The daughter of Matt and Jeana Keough, we met her as a brash, level-headed honest 16 year old in 2006, she has grown into <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/02/03/kara-keough-2012-expanding-horizons/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Heather Dubrow Was Previously Rejected For Being &#8220; Too New York&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/02/02/heather-dubrow-was-previously-rejected-for-being-too-new-york/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; A brunette from New York will hopefully add a different flavor to the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7. Heather DuBrow, in this Orange County Register&#160;interview, seems sensible and down to earth, the complete counterpoint to Gretchen Rossi, Alexis Bellino, Tamra Barney and Vicki Gunvalson. Heather, who claims to have never seen the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/02/02/heather-dubrow-was-previously-rejected-for-being-too-new-york/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Donn Gunvalson Reported to Have Prostate Cancer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 01:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Wolfsmith, the 26 year old son of Vicki Gunvalson, gave a print only interview to the National Enquirer. In the interview, Michael reported his stepfather, Vicki’s ex-husband Donn, 59, is suffering from prostate cancer. Vicki filed for divorce in October 2010, and has been seeing Brooks Ayers since, though an ex girlfriend of Brooks <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/02/01/donn-gunvalson-reported-to-have-prostrate-cancer/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Loads of Drama on Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/01/13/loads-of-drama-on-real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sarah winchester,gretchen rossi alexis bellino Tamra Barney has been quoted as saying “ season 7 will be the best season ever”  we don’t know what she would consider a great season, but some of the highlights of the season are leaking out. Sarah Winchester, the brunette pictured above, is a “friend of the housewives”, in this <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/01/13/loads-of-drama-on-real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Who Is Sarah Winchester?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 15:08:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; The Real Housewives of Orange County are introducing a new “friend of the show” for Season 7, Sarah Winchester. When I wrote about her in Season 7 Spoilers, I implied she may be related to the Winchester Rifle family the same way Taylor Armstrong is related to the Henry Fords&#8230;.not at all. I admit <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/01/05/real-housewives-of-orange-county-who-is-sarah-winchester/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Year In Review</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/31/real-housewives-year-in-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 17:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;                                                                the manzo family Our favorite train wrecks had one hell of a year in 2011. Divorces, foreclosures,bankruptcies and plain foolishness are par for the course with our Real Housewives. Here are some of the highlights and lowlights of the last 12 months: January As the new year dawned, we have the usual headline <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/31/real-housewives-year-in-review/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Newest Orange County Housewife, Newest Lawsuit</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/29/newest-orange-county-housewife-newest-lawsuit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 19:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Real Housewives of Orange County spend more time in courtrooms than  filming the show. Gretchen Rossi and her never ending courtroom drama with Jay Photoglou, Slade Smiley and his battle over child support with Michelle Arroyo over his very sick child Grayson Smiley , Jim Bellino suing Chase Bank because they had the nerve <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/29/newest-orange-county-housewife-newest-lawsuit/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson and Her &#8220;New&#8221; Love On Orange County Season 7</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 22:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Expect to see plenty of Brooks Ayers  on season 7 of the Real Housewives of Orange County.  Brooks, the secret love Vicki has reportedly been seeing on those long “business” trips of hers since 2007, is constantly tweeting his love for Vicki under his twitter handle @wallstreet0705. wallstreet0705Brooks Ayers @vgunvalson The only thing that I <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/27/vicki-gunvalson-and-her-new-love-on-orange-county-season-7/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Spoilers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[              heather dubrow,alexis bellino,gretchen rossi,vicki gunvalson, tamra barney Our original housewives we love to hate, the Real Housewives of Orange County return to our television screens February 7. In addition to veteran cast member Vicki Gunvalson, we will share in the shenanigans with Beverly Hillbillies Tamra Barney, Gretchen Rossi, Alexis Bellino and newbie Heather Dubrow. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/23/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7-spoilers/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Premieres February 7</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/19/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7-premieres-february-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:33:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The original franchise the Real Housewives of Orange County will be back on Bravo February 7. In addition to veteran Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Barney (Season 3) Gretchen Rossi (Season 4) Alexis Bellino (Season 5) the ladies will be joined by Heather Dubrow, known in her acting days as Heather Paige Kent, is joined the cast. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/19/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7-premieres-february-7/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of Hustle:Who Makes Money For Bravo? The Top 5</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 18:10:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[                                  teresa giudice on the set of celebrity apprentice UPDATE 12/18   Many friends on twitter pointed out the fact that Ramona Singer, of the Real Housewives of New York, with her Pinot Grigio, jewelry she regularly sells on QVC and her skin care line, probably makes more for Bravo than Nene Leakes does.  As I <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/17/the-real-housewives-of-hustlewho-makes-money-for-bravo-the-top-5/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Film Season 7 Finale</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 22:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Filming of the Real Housewives of Orange County has wrapped, and apparently the craziness and conflict continue, according the Queen Bee Vicki Gunvalson. Vicki, the veteran of the group, described the finale as “brutal” on twitter. Considering the source, that means something didn’t go her way.&#160; Can’t wait to see. Bravo has not announced a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/13/real-housewives-of-orange-county-film-season-7-finale/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Update</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/29/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7-update/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 17:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[gretchen rossi When they disappear off Facebook and Twitter, something’s up!  Last night, Vicki Gunvalson spilled it. Vicki and the ladies; Gretchen Rossi, Tamra Barney, Alexis Bellino and newcomer Heather DuBrow left from Miami yesterday for Costa Rica. Whether or not the men, Slade Smiley, Eddie Judge, Vicki’s man Brooks Ayers, Heathers’ plastic surgeon husband, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/29/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7-update/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Real Kid&#8221; of the OC Gets Married</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 15:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember back to a more innocent day and time when the Real Housewives of Orange County debuted in 2007?  The original cast, except Jo de la Rosa and Slade Smiley, had older children whose lives were more interesting than their parents. The stable one of the bunch, Vicki Gunvalson’s daughter Briana Wolfsmith,  24, eloped to <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/25/real-kid-of-the-oc-gets-married/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Previews The Real Housewives of Orange County  Season 7</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/22/gretchen-rossi-previews-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 16:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[                                             heather dubrow &#160; In this recent interview with Gretchen Rossi, US Magazine is a little behind on the happenings of the Real Housewives of Orange County and the upcoming drama on Season 7. Of all the search terms on this website, the most popular by far is  “when will the Orange County Housewives return?” <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/22/gretchen-rossi-previews-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Alexis Bellino &#8220;Fronting&#8221; Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This time, they are ocean fronting. Jim and Alexis Bellino of the Real Housewives of Orange County have moved, again, to this McMansion in Dana Point. If you recall, Tamra Barney outted the Bellinos on the Season 6 reunion. As Alexis sat there looking dumb, Tamra explained that Jim took their former Newport Beach home, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/17/real-housewives-of-orange-county-alexis-bellino-fronting-again/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney Victim of Internet Hoax</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 14:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamra Barney of the Real Housewives of Orange County hasn’t generated much publicity lately. Season 7 is currently in production, Tamra and Eddie Judge were in the Turks and Caicos at the time.. A phony internet website reported her death last week, a truly vicious hoax. from the OC Register  The report, on a website <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/13/tamra-barney-victim-of-internet-hoax/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel Attends Heidi Klum&#8217;s Halloween Bash In Vegas</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heidi Klum arrived on a gurney, dressed as an anatomically correct female body. Heidi Klum’s annual Halloween Party at Tao in the Venetian Hotel was attended last night by A-listers, both old and new.  Bethenny Frankel and husband Jason Hoppy were among the guests.  She was dressed as the perfect “Hello Kitty” &#160; Other Bravolebrities  <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/31/bethenny-frankel-attends-heidi-klums-halloween-bash-in-vegas/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Joins Pussycat Dolls,Spoilers For Season 7</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Without a doubt parts of this will be seen on the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7, scheduled to premiere late winter.  The housewives, Vicki Gunvalson, Alexis Bellino, Tamra Barney ,newcomer Heather Dubrow and Gretchen Rossi have been filming all over Orange County, including yesterday’s Mud Race at the Del Mar Race Track and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/23/gretchen-rossi-joins-pussycat-dolls-spoilers-for-season-7/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: New Kid On The Block, Vicki&#8217;s Daughter In Surgery</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE 10/13   Briana Wolfsmith had a complete thyroidectomy, according to her mother Vicki Gunvalson of the Real Housewives of Orange County. She is expected to make a full recovery. &#160; &#160; Original article Recognize the face? As I reported two weeks ago, Heather Paige Kent, now Heather DuBrow, is the newest cast member of the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/11/real-housewives-of-orange-county-new-kid-on-the-block-vickis-daughter-in-surgery/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Live Tour: Watch What Happens Live On Steroids</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a large, noisy crowd last night at The Venue in Horseshoe Casino, right outside Chicago in Hammond, IN.  The setup was the same they use for the Reunion specials, with the women sitting at the front of the  stage.  One addition was a HUGE bodyguard, sitting almost directly in front of me.  The <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/09/real-housewives-live-tour-watch-what-happens-live-on-steroids/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Did Not Take Anderson Cooper&#8217;s Advice</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/06/gretchen-rossi-did-not-take-anderson-coopers-advice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 11:36:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, there’s yet another Real Housewives “song” out there, another one from Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County.  Subject matter? The last thing anyone wants to hear about, Slade Smiley’s penis, which causes more trouble than the little socklet can possibly be worth. &#160; I won’t bother to copy it here, it’s <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/06/gretchen-rossi-did-not-take-anderson-coopers-advice/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Peggy Tanous Not Returning to the Real Housewives of Orange County</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/04/peggy-tanous-not-returning-to-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:34:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Peggy Tanous made this statement on twitter &#160; Hello Everyone, Many of you have been asking about season 7 and if I am returning. After months of negotiation and soul searching, I have declined their offer to return to the show. I just felt in my heart that being around the negative energy of <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/04/peggy-tanous-not-returning-to-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7: Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley &#8220;Race for the Cure&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; This event will more than likely be part of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 , currently in production. Slade Smiley’s son Grayson has had a form of brain cancer for years. Slade has received criticism for being a deadbeat dad for his failure to pay child support to Grayson’s mother Michelle <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/30/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7-gretchen-rossi-and-slade-smiley-race-for-the-cure/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Is Heather Paige Kent Joining The Real Housewives of Orange County? Update</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/30/is-heather-paige-kent-joining-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 14:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update October 8, 2011 It’s been confirmed that Heather DuBrow will replace Peggy Tanous on the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7, which will debut in 2012/ Original Article Married to Dr. Terry DuBrow of Newport Beach, it is rumored the actress and mother of four Heather Paige Kent may be the new face <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/30/is-heather-paige-kent-joining-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Who Will Return to the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 ?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/17/who-will-return-to-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 23:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Peggy Tanous is out, Heather Dubrow will replace her. NEW KID ON THE BLOCK &#160; &#160; At least three veteran  members of theReal Housewives of Orange County ensemble cast are returning for a seventh season of the original Real Housewives franchise. Original cast member Vicki Gunvalson,  Tamra Barney, who joined in Season 3, and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/17/who-will-return-to-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Taylor Armstrong Sells Story To ET</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/14/taylor-armstrong-sells-story-to-et/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 13:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Follow-up From last weeks’ story.  The interview will air tonight, September 20, 2011. The  NY Post states the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrity raked in  $125,000 for the sale of the photos she says were snapped after a brutal beating by her late husband, Russell Armstrong. Sources reveal ET wasn’t the only media outlet <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/14/taylor-armstrong-sells-story-to-et/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou: Smoke and Mirrors</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 14:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of  the many things us plebeians learn by watching the Real Housewives franchise , bench warrants for arrest is one of them.  A bench warrant, we learned from watching Lynne Curtin going through her various evictions, is when a judge issues a warrant in case the party fails to appear at the designated time and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/10/gretchen-rossi-and-jay-photoglou-smoke-and-mirrors/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Avoids Process Server, Gets &#8216;Found&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 16:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; gretchen and jay Another chapter unfolds In the continuing saga of Jay Photoglou vs. Gretchen Rossi. Instead of going to court yesterday, Gretchen went to Las Vegas to participate in Fashion’s Night Out, a promotion the Real Housewives have been working for the past week. To compound her illegal act, instead of going home <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/09/gretchen-rossi-avoids-process-server-gets-found/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Of New York: Words From the Peanut Gallery</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/06/real-housewives-of-new-york-words-from-the-peanut-gallery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 16:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; One thing all the Real Housewives have in common, they can’t stand it when the attention is not on them.  During the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 2 premiere, they were tweeting furiously, as many have observed. I  asked Vicki Gunvalson, who, by the way, has signed on for a 7th season of <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/06/real-housewives-of-new-york-words-from-the-peanut-gallery/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Nancy Grace Spins Russell Armstrong Suicide Into Indictment of Taylor/Bravo TV</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 13:50:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Jeana Keough and Simon Barney comment &#160; Last night, Bravo TV received a double punch.  Nancy Grace, that “objective” (tot mom) reporter at HLN, known for histrionics and exaggeration, implies openly that not only did Bravo TV carry responsibility for Russell Armstrong’s death, but that Taylor Armstrong somehow murdered him. Nancy Grace used the fact that <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/25/nancy-grace-spins-russell-armstrong-suicide-into-indictment-of-taylorbravo-tv/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino: We&#8217;re Not Broke!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/21/alexis-bellino-were-not-broke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Aug 2011 15:22:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In another edition of the Real Broke-Ass Housewives, Alexis Bellino is firing back at InTouch Magazine for claiming she’s broke!  Alexis and husband sold their Newport Beach home early this year after Jim switched the ownership to one of his dubious business enterprises, then declared bankruptcy, thus avoiding foreclosure. They sold the house for a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/21/alexis-bellino-were-not-broke/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Season 7 Begins Filming Next Week</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/19/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7-begins-filming-next-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 15:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[gretchen rossi, tamra barney, vicki gunvalson, alexis bellino, peggy tanous UPDATE SEPTEMBER 5 Sources close to the production say Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Barney have signed on for Season 7. &#160; The original Real Housewives docu-series, the Real Housewives of Orange County, is set to begin filming next week, according to a source. The first <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/19/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-7-begins-filming-next-week/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Confirms Season 7 for the Real Housewives of Orange County</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/02/bravo-confirms-season-7-for-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 16:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from left: Peggy tanous, vicki gunvalson, tamra barney, andy cohen, gretchen rossi alexis bellino  &#160; &#160; Bravo TV has just confirmed there will be a seventh season for the Real Housewives of Orange County. The original show of the franchise, Orange County began airing in March, 2006.  The only original cast member is Vicki Gunvalson. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/02/bravo-confirms-season-7-for-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 Premieres August 3 in UK</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/21/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-premieres-august-3-in-uk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:13:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; tamra barney,peggy tanous, alexis bellino and gretchen rossi  &#160; Finally, your questions are answered, Great Britain!  The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 will premiere August 3 on ITV2.  For more on the back stories from the season, visit absurd2sublime. Season 6 Cast: Gretchen Rossi Vicki Gunvalson Alexis Bellino Peggy Tanous  (new) Tamra <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/21/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-premieres-august-3-in-uk/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley&#8217;s Baby Mama Speaks To The National Enquirer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 22:52:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  gretchen rossi and slade smiley    Michelle Arroyo, mother of 11 year old Grayson Smiley,  talked to the National Enquirer about Slade Smiley and his inability to pay child support.  Slade and Gretchen Rossi  of the Real Housewives of Orange County, about to go into production for a seventh season, were recently in Las <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/06/slade-smileys-baby-mama-speaks-to-the-national-enquirer/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 &#8220;Lost Footage&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/20/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-lost-footage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 17:39:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; In order to milk every last drop from this disappointing&#160; season of the Real Housewives of Orange County, Bravo is airing that so&#8211;called “lost footage”.&#160; Perhaps we’ll get to see some of Tamra Barney’s oldest son, Ryan Vieth.&#160; From his tweets and some of the early previews, he had a storyline and fully expected <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/20/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-lost-footage/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson Seeing Brooks Ayers Since 2007, Says Ex-Girlfriend</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/18/vicki-gunvalson-seeing-brooks-ayers-since-2007-says-ex-girlfriend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 17:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is truly trainwreck television at it’s finest, when the ex’s talk. Seems Brooks Ayers, the guy that’s been filling Vicki Gunvalson’s love tank lately has an angry girlfriend named Debbie Keane. Too bad California is a no-fault divorce state, eh, Donn? See comments from Debbie Keane below   Vicki Gunvalson is dating a man with <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/18/vicki-gunvalson-seeing-brooks-ayers-since-2007-says-ex-girlfriend/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley and Gretchen Rossi: &#8220; Kill the Messenger&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/18/slade-smiley-and-gretchen-rossi-kill-the-messenger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 14:29:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With fewer than six degrees of separation, Scott Dunlop controls what Andy Cohen and everyone else says to Slade Smiley on the Real Housewives  of Orange County. Scott Dunlap is the originator of the “Real Housewives’ franchise, and that includes all the spin-offs.  Why is that interesting?  Because back in 2005, Dunlop and Smiley were <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/18/slade-smiley-and-gretchen-rossi-kill-the-messenger/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson&#8217;s Karma</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/16/vicki-gunvalsons-karma/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2011 22:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well well, what have we here; Vicki Gunvalson of the Real Housewives of Orange County dumped husband Donn to get her love tank filled by a deadbeat dad gigolo. Brooks Ayers was the reason Vicki was “working ‘ til midnight or later. Proof?&#160; This letter, pleading for his release from jail in another state, was <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/16/vicki-gunvalsons-karma/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Update on Grayson Smiley&#8217;s Condition</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/14/update-on-grayson-smileys-condition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 20:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Absurd 2 Sublime learned exclusively that Michelle Arroyo signed a Bravo release prior to the Season 6 Real Housewives of Orange County reunion.  There is no question about the fact that Tamra Barney was speaking to her.  More on that in another article. Michelle updated Grayson’s website on June 10, as a follow up from his <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/14/update-on-grayson-smileys-condition/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Reunion Sneak Peek: Grayson Smiley&#8217;s Mother Speaks</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/11/real-housewives-of-orange-county-reunion-sneak-peek-graysons-mother-speaks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jun 2011 19:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[slade smiley at the reunion as he confronts tamra barney Absurd2Sublime has learned exclusively that Michelle Arroyo, the mother of Slade Smiley’s cancer-stricken son Grayson Smiley , will answer questions about Slade and his child support issues on the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 reunion scheduled to air Sunday, June 12 and Monday, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/11/real-housewives-of-orange-county-reunion-sneak-peek-graysons-mother-speaks/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Kara Keough Speaks</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/10/real-housewives-of-orange-county-kara-keough-speaks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 10:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kara Keough , daughter of Jeana Keough of the Real Housewives of Orange County has been on twitter about the finale episode catfight between her mother and Tamra Barney. If you watched the RHOOC from the first season, we watched Kara grow up as arguably the most stable of the offspring of any of the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/10/real-housewives-of-orange-county-kara-keough-speaks/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: The Gretchen Rossi/Tamra Barney War</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/09/real-housewives-of-orange-county-the-gretchen-rossitamra-barney-war/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 15:24:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The war between Gretchen Rossi and Tamra Barney of the Real Housewives of Orange County rages on.  On an interview with Marc Malkin at E Online,  she bashes Tamra.  She continues with it on her blog. The fight began in 2009, when Gretchen was “engaged” to Jeff Beitzel, but was dating Jay Photoglou.  Photoglou called <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/09/real-housewives-of-orange-county-the-gretchen-rossitamra-barney-war/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6: What Went Wrong?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/08/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-what-went-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 22:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s difficult to write about Season 6 of the Real Housewives of Orange County.  The production was simply a mess, with thrown together episodes all leading up to that ridiculous catfight between Jeana Keough and Tamra Barney. The Bravo gods even edited out scenes in previews, so what we saw wasn&#8217;t what we got. Frankly, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/08/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-what-went-wrong/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Visitors From Great Britain:  Welcome!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/08/visitors-from-great-britain-welcome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jun 2011 16:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve noticed the recent number of visitors here from the United Kingdom. Season 5 of the Real Housewives of Orange County is currently airing on British TV. Want to know more? Visit: Tamra Barney Upside Down Lynne Curtin and Common Sense Raquel and Alexa Curtin Vicki Gunvalson and the Good Old Days RHOOC:  Speaking Of <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/08/visitors-from-great-britain-welcome/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Finale Scores Highest Rating</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/07/real-housewives-of-orange-county-finale-scores-highest-rating/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 18:31:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the most lackluster season in the history of the Real Housewivees of Orange County, the season finale scores  the highest rated episode of the series with 2.88 total viewers. The Tamra Barney/Jeana Keough catfight was hyped before the season even began,an effective strategy.   from Bravo PR:     NEW YORK – June 7, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/07/real-housewives-of-orange-county-finale-scores-highest-rating/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 Finale: Divorce Wars</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/05/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-finale-divorce-wars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jun 2011 18:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The actual episode was filmed October 24, 2010.  What happened has been widely reported.  In addition to Vicki Gunvalson’s fake tears over her pending (still pending) divorce from Donn, the Jeana Keough and Tamra Barney physical altercation as Tamra tries to give Jeana a “cease and desist” order. The alumni are there, including Quinn Fry <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/05/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-finale-divorce-wars/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Judge Rules Against Gretchen Rossi &#8230;.Can&#8217;t Quiet Jay Photoglou</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/02/judge-rules-against-gretchen-rossi-cant-quiet-jay-photoglou/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 21:38:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gretchen and Jay in happier times   In the neverending story: Think Judge Gregory Munoz is sick and tired?  After her last loss to Jay Photoglou, Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County tried to have the judge disqualified. That worked out well, don’t you think? Today in court: The motion by plaintiff <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/02/judge-rules-against-gretchen-rossi-cant-quiet-jay-photoglou/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Make Scene In New York Restaurant</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/28/real-housewives-of-orange-county-make-scene-in-new-york-restaurant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 14:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Real Housewives of Orange County  Graffit in NYC recently hosted the Real Housewives of Orange County as they sat down with TV Guide.  Gretchen Rossi still tries to deny her liaison with Jay Photoglou during her “engagement’ to Jeff Beitzel, Tamra Barney still insists on calling her out on it, while Vicki Gunvalson is <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/28/real-housewives-of-orange-county-make-scene-in-new-york-restaurant/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi/Slade Smiley: Pot, Meet Kettle</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/22/gretchen-rossislade-smiley-pot-meet-kettle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 20:27:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talk about contrived!  Gretchen Rossi has just as many issues as boyfriend Slade Smiley.  And if she keeps losing lawsuits to Jay Photoglou, and loses in court to her partner , RonAnn Meyers, in the makeup scheme business, she may be just as broke as Slade claims to be. Gretchen thinks “Wanda in Wichita” is <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/22/gretchen-rossislade-smiley-pot-meet-kettle/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi: Vicki&#8217;s Hospitalization a &#8220;Stunt&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/22/gretchen-rossi-vickis-hospitalization-a-stunt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 11:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vicki Gunvalson was hospitalized during the filming of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 last October.  In this video, Gretchen Rossi says Vicki hospitalized herself as a distraction from Alexis Bellino’s  “Alexis Couture” launch.  Fast forward a day. Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley show up at the hospital bearing flowers.  This is what <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/22/gretchen-rossi-vickis-hospitalization-a-stunt/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kara Keough and Kyle Bosworth Shack Up/ Shane Keough Hustles Wedding Packages</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/21/kara-keough-and-kyle-bosworth-shack-up-shane-keough-hustles-wedding-packages/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2011 14:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; UPDATE FEBRUARY 3, 2012 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH KARA KEOUGH KARA KEOUGH: EXPANDING HORIZONS &#160; Kara Keough, daughter of Jeana Keough of the Real Housewives of Orange County’s Jeana Keough, may get more media attention as the live-in girlfriend of baller Kyle Bosworth of the Jacksonville Jaguars than as an ex- Real Kid. Jeana, recently <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/21/kara-keough-and-kyle-bosworth-shack-up-shane-keough-hustles-wedding-packages/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney Confronts Jeana Keough On &#8220;Real Housewives of Orange County:</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/15/tamra-barney-confronts-jeana-keough-on-real-housewives-of-orange-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 13:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Going to court is just a day in the life for the Orange County Housewives.  Last summer, Tamra Barney had soon-to-be ex Simon Barney arrested as he threw a dog leash at her, hitting her on the arm.  Apparently Jeana Keough had been hanging out with Simon and his new girlfriend. Commiserating about their failed marriages, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/15/tamra-barney-confronts-jeana-keough-on-real-housewives-of-orange-county/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson Frees Donn, Has New Man</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/13/vicki-gunvalson-frees-donn-has-new-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 20:26:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The long-suffering Donn Gunvalson is finally free. How many women are standing in line?  Apparently this new man of Vicki Gunvalson likes his women psychotic.  or maybe he’s a famewhore wannabe. Either way, the Real Housewives of Orange County should be interesting next season. from life and style: Recently divorced Real Housewives of Orange County <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/13/vicki-gunvalson-frees-donn-has-new-man/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley&#8217;s Mother: Real or From Central Casting? Update</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/10/slade-smileys-mother-real-or-from-central-casting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 20:47:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks for reading my blog, Andy Cohen and Gretchen Rossi! Well geez, Bravo editing gods, why didn’t you tell us on Season 1  the woman portrayed as Slade Smiley’s mother  was his stepmother?  Some of us really pay attention!  Last night, on Watch What Happens, Live!  Gretchen Rossi and Andy Cohen felt the need to <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/10/slade-smileys-mother-real-or-from-central-casting/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Peggy Tanous&#8217; Home Scheduled for Foreclosure Auction May 17</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/08/peggy-tanous-home-scheduled-for-foreclosure-auction-may-17/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 May 2011 23:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[‘Housewife’ Peggy Tanous, who’s facing foreclosure on her Irvine house, is fighting that prospect in court.  Tanous’ home has been scheduled for a foreclosure auction, but that’s on hold while her lawsuit winds its way through a special program in Orange County Superior Court aimed at bringing borrowers having trouble getting loan modifications and their <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/08/peggy-tanous-home-scheduled-for-foreclosure-auction-may-17/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley&#8217;s Parents On The Next Real Housewives of Orange County</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/05/slade-smileys-parents-on-the-next-real-housewives-of-orange-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 17:18:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Season 1, Slade’s parents drove a motorhome  to Coto de Caza from  Anchorage Alaska, mostly to watch Slade Smiley and Jo de la Rosa obnoxiously spend money , especially the awful scene in the furniture showroom,as Smiley flashed his American Express Black and had an exclusive showng. Talk about a reversal of fortune.   Slade’s house <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/05/slade-smileys-parents-on-the-next-real-housewives-of-orange-county/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Peggy Tanous Serves; Gretchen Rossi Gets Served on the Real Housewives of Orange County.</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/01/peggy-tanous-serves-gretchen-rossi-gets-served-on-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 May 2011 18:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spoiler Alert n Gretchen Rossi     Jay Photoglou Gretchen Rossi had been avoiding service from Jay Photoglou’s attorneys for a while, so it was done publicly, in front of  Bravo cameras. A source told absurd2sublime exclusively that this scene  didn’t  make the final cut because all references to Gretchen and her relationship with Jay, her lover <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/01/peggy-tanous-serves-gretchen-rossi-gets-served-on-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: A Hot Mess</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/26/real-housewives-of-orange-county-a-hot-mess/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:47:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The editing gods at Bravo must have had their hookahs spiked with another substance when they put together this mess!  This is obviously an episode re-edit to give context to the Jeana Keough/ Tamra Barney smack down at the finale party.  They obviously edited out most of Lynne Curtin’s part, leaving her looking around foolishly <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/26/real-housewives-of-orange-county-a-hot-mess/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>RHOOC Sneak Peek: What Shocking Secret Does Fernanda Share With Lynne Curtin?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/24/rhooc-sneak-peek-what-shocking-secret-does-fernanda-share-with-lynne-curtin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2011 16:08:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Lynne Curtin After the incident at the finale party between Tamra Barney and Jeana Keough, the editing gods must have gone back to the storyboard and come up with this episode. The original air date for the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 was late January, the season was pushed back to March <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/24/rhooc-sneak-peek-what-shocking-secret-does-fernanda-share-with-lynne-curtin/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and The Latest Lawsuit</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/22/gretchen-rossi-and-the-latest-lawsuit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 20:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley must be feeling the heat on the Ron Ann Myers lawsuit.  Yesterday, Gretchen addressed the allegations on her website. Here’s an excerpt: Ron Ann Myers’ claims are false and nothing more than a transparent attempt to extort a settlement out of someone in the public eye.  Although Gretchen works <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/22/gretchen-rossi-and-the-latest-lawsuit/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Gina Peterson Video</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/22/real-housewives-of-orange-county-gina-peterson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 19:43:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The contentious war between George Peterson, husband of Real Housewives of Orange County&#160;&#160; alum Lauri Waring, rages on. The latest feud is over the whereabouts of 14 year old Bria Peterson, whom Gina considers to be “missing”, because George will not reveal where she is.&#160; George has custody of the couple’s 4 children, most of <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/22/real-housewives-of-orange-county-gina-peterson/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jeana Keough Returns to Stir the Pot on the Real Housewives of Orange County</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/20/jeana-keough-returns-to-stir-the-pot-on-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 19:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jeana Keough is returning for much needed drama at  mid-season on the OC Housewives.  Whether these scenes were edited in after Tamra Barney threw a drink in her face at the finale wrap-up party is unknown, but highly suspected. Jeana left the series md-season 5 after the producers basically called her bluff on her salary <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/20/jeana-keough-returns-to-stir-the-pot-on-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge On &#8220;Watch What Happens, Live &#8220;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/18/tamra-barney-and-eddie-judge-on-watch-what-happens-live/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 00:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Well folks, it seems all the ACTION  goes down on Watch What Happens, Live, with Andy Cohen.  More entertaining than the actual show, Andy had Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge from the Real Housewives of Orange County  as his guests last night.  Tamra, in a too short too tight shiny thing that exposed a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/18/tamra-barney-and-eddie-judge-on-watch-what-happens-live/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Explosive Allegations Against Gretchen Rossi, Slade Smiley In Makeup Business Partner Lawsuit</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/16/explosive-allegations-against-gretchen-rossi-slade-smiley-in-makeup-business-partner-lawsuit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Apr 2011 18:22:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[RonAnn Meyers   Background:  Gretchen Christine Beaute was always considered “shady” at best, fraudulent at worst, the news that anyone who ordered the makeup was steered to   Slade&#8217;s PayPal Address from DBKP: One year later Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley are now officially engaged in a lawsuit related to Gretchen’s makeup line, Gretchen Christine <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/16/explosive-allegations-against-gretchen-rossi-slade-smiley-in-makeup-business-partner-lawsuit/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi: It&#8217;s Pay Jay Day Update</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/14/gretchen-rossi-its-pay-jay-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 22:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Dirty is reporting that Gretchen Rossi doesn’t have the $40,000 she has to pay to the order of Jay Photoglou, having blown through the $750,000 Jeff Beitzel reportedly left to her&#8212;Allegedly  This is, after all, the dirty, with inside links to many of the people who are non-fans of Gretchen in Orange County. They <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/14/gretchen-rossi-its-pay-jay-day/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson Wants $2.6 mil for McMansion</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 17:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Vicki Gunvalson has been saying this season, the house is for sale. Whether or not she’ll split the proceeds from the sale with soon-to be ex-hubby Donn, or if she’ll try to stiff him is unknown. Look out for your interests, Donn! from The Realestalker; SELLER: Vicki and Donn Gunvalson LOCATION: Coto de Caza, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/11/vicki-gunvalson-wants-2-6-mil-for-mcmansion/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Alternate Universe</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 13:46:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These people have evolved into caricatures, consistently looking more ridiculous with each episode. With Tamra Barney, Vicki Gunvalson Alexis Bellino and Gretchen Rossi as the veterans on the cast, the producers went into clown overdrive by casting Peggy Tanous.  Now you’ve got 5 boob-obsessed morons who can barely walk across a room and chew gum. Vicki <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/11/real-housewives-of-orange-county-alternate-universe/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi &quot;Served&quot; At Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2011 11:15:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[possible Spoiler Alert NOTE;  THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY WAS RE-EDITED AND THE PREMIERE WAS POSTPONED DUE TO THE ONGOING LITIGATION BETWEEN JAY PHOTOGLOU AND GRETCHEN ROSSI.  IF THIS MADE THE FINAL CUT IS UNKNOWN. In the never-ending battle between ex-lovers Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou, it&#8217;s Jay&#8217;s turn to sue, again. He recently <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/11/gretchen-rossi-served-at-party/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney Partying in Vegas</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 17:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamra Barney Of &#8221; The Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; Hosts Cougars &#38; Cuervo&#8221; at the Luxor Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada on April 6, 2011. Tamra brought along her young beau Eddie Judge, pictured here in a pair of nut huggers, with her to the kick off party. More Later Source Related <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/07/6094/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino Sells Home, Peggy Tanous in Foreclosure</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2011 22:53:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE 11/17&#160; BELLINOS RENT HOUSE IN DANA POINT The Real Housewives of Orange County have more than their share of real estate troubles.&#160; They used their homes like ATM machines, before the economy went straight to hell. Peggy Tanous, the newest cast member, home is in foreclosure.&#160; An auction date was set&#160; for March 17, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/04/alexis-bellino-sells-home-peggy-tanous-in-foreclosure/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Episode 5 Sneak Peek</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/03/real-housewives-of-orange-county-episode-5-sneak-peek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 12:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Tamra Barney’s season long quest to hurt and embarrass ex-hubby Simon Barney  by any means she thinks necessary, Tamra does a No Prop 8 photo shoot with her lesbian friend Fernanda Rocha. You may recall that Proposition 8 was the state ballot measure that prohibits same-sex marriage and provides that “only marriage between a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/03/real-housewives-of-orange-county-episode-5-sneak-peek/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Sex and the Single Tamra Barney, The Sequel</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/30/sex-and-the-single-tamra-barney-the-sequel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 20:40:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  SEE SEX AND THE SINGLE TAMRA BARNEY TAMRA BARNEY AND EDDIE JUDGE  Honestly, I was hoping for more from Tammy Sue Waddle Vieth Barney this season. Instead of seeing a woman come into her own after years of a marriage to a control freak, we see a budding porn star slinging shit in the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/30/sex-and-the-single-tamra-barney-the-sequel/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley&#8217;s Son: &#8220;Surgery Went Well&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 14:07:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grayson Smiley, the 10 year old son of Slade Smiley of the Real Housewives of Orange County, had a surgical procedure on March 18 to treat his brain tumor. According to his mother, the surgery “went well”. Slade Smiley, on Watch What Happens, Live , along with girlfriend Gretchen Rossi, mentioned the surgery when a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/29/slade-smileys-son-surgery-went-well/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>More on the &#8220;Bria Peterson Missing&#8221; Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 13:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[gina peterson  UPDATE:  STOP IT  I WILL SWEEP ALL COMMENTS FROM THIS BLOGPOST IF THE TWO WARRING FACTIONS DON&#8217;T STFU This story is so convoluted it’s impossible to find the truth. Both sides of the story vehemently defend their side of it.  The original  story, published two weeks ago, was from the perspective that this <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/29/more-on-the-bria-peterson-missing-story/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Bria Peterson Mystery Deepens</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/14/real-housewives-of-orange-county-bria-peterson-mystery-deepens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 20:34:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ashley Zarlin , the 25 year old daughter of Lauri Waring , formerly of the Real Housewives of Orange County.seems to be implying Bria Peterson, 14 year old daughter of George Peterson, Lauri’s husband, is hiding from her mother, Gina Peterson.   This is some of what she has been saying on twitter over the last <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/14/real-housewives-of-orange-county-bria-peterson-mystery-deepens/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Tamra Complains, Slade Remains</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/13/real-housewives-of-orange-county-tamra-complains-slade-remains/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 21:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While not a Tamra Barney fan, everything she says in this video as she trains with Fernanda Rocha is probably true.  Simon Barney got what he wanted when he married Tamra, but once she got a taste of her own money from Bravo, it was over for her. She married for money, he married her <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/13/real-housewives-of-orange-county-tamra-complains-slade-remains/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: George Peterson&#8217;s Daughter Missing?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Mar 2011 12:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ NOTE: FROM NOW ON, I WILL ADD THE WORD &#8220;ALLEGEDLY&#8217; TO POSTS LIKE THIS.  TOO MANY PEOPLE ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING THE USE OF THE QUESTION MARK. This story comes from thedirty, where several members of the Peterson/Waring clan, including Josh Waring, and Ashley Zarlin, Lauri Waring’s adult children, have a connection.  This may or may <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/13/real-housewives-of-orange-county-george-petersons-daughter-missing/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives World: Implants, Roofies and Lawsuits</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 23:52:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First, sad news to report. One of the twin daughters of the late AJ Jewell  (Kandi Burruss’ ex fiancé&#8217;) was a victim of a drive by shooting this past weekend. She&#8217;s currently in critical condition.  If I recall correctly, she would be only 13-14 years old.  More on this as it becomes available. In other <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/10/real-housewives-world-implants-roofies-and-lawsuits/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 : And The Winner Is..</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/07/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-and-the-winner-is/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 17:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gretchen Rossi.   What did she win?  So far, this season’s bad edit.  Surprising?  Not at all.  Ever since Tamra Barney called her out at the Season 4 reunion on her relationship with Jay Photoglou, Gretchen has been fighting a losing battle at keeping the truth hidden. It doesn’t help that Jay wins court battle after <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/07/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-and-the-winner-is/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Barney&#8217;s Children Will Not Be On RHOOC Season 6</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 01:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update March 7: On the premiere episode , only Ryan Vieth,  Tamra&#8217;s oldest son by another marriage, appears in her intro background Is that why Tamra had him arrested? simon barney&#8217;s mug shot Simon Barney ex  Tamra Barney of the Real Housewives of Orange County  has been arrested for throwing a dog leash at her. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/06/simon-barney-arrested-for-domestic-violence/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Did Bravo Edit Jim Bellino Out of RHOOC?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2011 21:24:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  This may well be the solution to why Bravo pushed back the start date of The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6. We know they intended to air in late January, then suddenly the season was re-edited.  One line of speculation was the on-going litigation between Jay Photoglou and Gretchen Rossi. as Jay <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/06/did-bravo-edit-jim-bellino-out-of-rhooc/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 Episode 1: Tamra vs. Gretchen</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/06/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-episode-1-tamra-vs-gretchen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2011 15:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[cen In Episode 1 of the long awaited return of the Real Housewives of Orange County, arch-rivals Tamra Barney and Gretchen Rossi are still going after each other.  Ever since Gretchen joined the cast in Season 4, the animosity between these two has been constant. It all started long before Season 4 began with a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/06/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-episode-1-tamra-vs-gretchen/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Vicki Gunvalson and the Good Old Days</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/05/real-housewives-of-orange-county-vicki-gunvalson-and-the-good-old-days/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2011 15:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vicki Gunvalson of Coto de Caza California is the First Lady of the Real Housewives Franchise .  The original Real Housewives of Orange County veteran has been showing her particular brand of craziness for six seasons now. Things are not the same for Vicki as the older, more mature housewives have faded away, replaced by <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/05/real-housewives-of-orange-county-vicki-gunvalson-and-the-good-old-days/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Abandons Action Against Jay Photoglou</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 22:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interesting, days before the revamped version of the Real Housewives of Orange County is make it’s debut: NOTICE &#8211; OTHER (NOTICE OF FILING ABANDONMENT OF APPEAL) FILED BY THE SUPERIOR COURT OF ORANGE ON 03/02/2011 ABANDONMENT OF APPEAL FILED BY ROSSI, GRETCHEN ON 02/25/2011 NOTICE &#8211; OTHER (NOTICE OF COMPLIANCE) FILED BY THE SUPERIOR COURT <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/02/gretchen-rossi-abandons-action-against-jay-photoglou/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Meet Peggy Tanous</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/02/24/real-housewives-of-orange-county-meet-peggy-tanous/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2011 01:29:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She says the exact same lines all the women say:  I’m a people person I’m a regular person etc.. Peggy Tanous the newest member of the  Real Housewives of Orange County  and husband Micah were trying to get a jump on the criticism when they sent this video to the Orange County Register Did it <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/02/24/real-housewives-of-orange-county-meet-peggy-tanous/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Who May Appear on the Justin Bieber Episode of &#8220;Glee&#8221; ?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/02/13/who-may-appear-on-the-justin-bieber-episode-of-glee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2011 00:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Coach Jennifer Young owns the Deadbeat Dads website she exposes men owing child support all over the country. She keeps very close tabs on Slade Smiley. Yesterday, she tweeted: CoachJenYoung‎ Next Tuesday on #Glee, Children&#8217;s Hospital LA will be featured during the Justin Bieber Episode. Look out for Grayson Smiley! Interesting.  Grayson Smiley is Slade’s 10 <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/02/13/who-may-appear-on-the-justin-bieber-episode-of-glee/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley Due in Court, Grayson Smiley Hospitalized</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2011 18:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ UPDATE 6/12/11  GRAYSON SMILEY&#8217;S MOTHER ANSWERS QUESTIONS AT REUNION Update: Grayson&#8217;s Surgery Went Well   DEADBEAT DAD NUMBER ONE UPDATE: Grayson had another brain surgery on March 18. (author’s note) I’m re-posting this from yesterday. The woman(?) who claims to be the Bravo mole is back on Twitter, spreading lies about Grayson Smiley’s mother, in <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/02/13/slade-smiley-due-in-court-grayson-smiley-hospitalized/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Week In Review: Wigs, Restraining Orders, Bodyguards</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 19:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been on vacation in Las Vegas this week, so of course plenty happens in the absurd world of the Real Housewives.  Here are some of the highlights: WE ARE TOO KLASSY FOR YOU….. Andy Cohen seems to have his nose in the air. Does anyone out there think table-flipping, screeching, whoring, lying women of <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/02/12/real-housewives-week-in-review-wigs-restraining-orders-bodyguards-and-the-deadbeat-dad/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Divorce; Real Housewives Style</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 20:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Us Magazine is reporting that the marriage between Kelsey and Camille Grammer will be finalized Thursday They split  up over the summer after 13 years of marriage. The former Frasier star is now engaged to British flight attendant Kayte Walsh, 27, and had been fighting in court for an expedited divorce in order to wed <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/02/07/divorce-real-housewives-style/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Plastic Surgery, Anyone?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 01:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Season 6 of the Real Housewives of Orange County, premiering Sunday, March 6, will find most of the women hustling for money, since most of them are in financial distress. On and off screen, expect to see these women try selling everything from cosmetics and handbags to gym memberships to plastic surgery.&#160; Here’s the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/02/02/real-housewives-of-orange-county-plastic-surgery-anyone/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Of Orange County Season 6 Preview</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/01/26/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-preview/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 23:49:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The re-edited version Text from the Bravo website  Links are mine In the sixth season of the original series that started the hit franchise, Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Barney, Alexis Bellino and Gretchen Rossi welcome new beautiful blonde, Peggy Tanous, a 41-year old former model and now stay-at-home mom with poster girl good looks. After a tough <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/01/26/real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-preview/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kyle &#8220;Regrets&#8221; Fights With Kim, &#8220;Bethenny Ever After&#8221; To Premiere Feb. 28</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/01/19/kyle-regrets-fights-with-kim-bethenny-ever-after-to-premiere-feb-28/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 22:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[kyle and kim richards The fight between Kim and Kyle Richard on the Thursday season finale looks horrendous. Does Kim accuse Kyle of “ stealing” her house? What happened to make Kyle leap from her seat in the limo and go after Kim? Bravo must be in seventh heaven over this series! from hollywoodlife: What <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/01/19/kyle-regrets-fights-with-kim-bethenny-ever-after-to-premiere-feb-28/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Return March 6</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/01/15/real-housewives-of-orange-county-return-march-6-at-last/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 18:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  This just in: The Bravo reality TV series the Real Housewives of Orange County will return for season 6 on March 6, (Sunday) making it a full year since we’ve seen a new episode.  The first new episode since last  March will air at 10 p.m. Returning for season 6 are “housewives” Vicki Gunvalson,  <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/01/15/real-housewives-of-orange-county-return-march-6-at-last/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi: Disqualify the Judge!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 22:46:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a hilarious turn of events, Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County wants the judge in the case she just lost to ex-lover Jay Photoglou disqualified. Shortly after being ordered by Judge Gregory Munoz to pay Photoglou $40,000 of his $85,000 court costs in this on-going two year “he said, she said” <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/01/11/fun-with-gretchen-rossi-and-jay-photoglou/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and the Truth</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Jan 2011 13:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An OC judge has officially ruled that Gretchen Rossi should pay her ex Jay Photoglou $40,799 in legal fees. This is in addition to the $22,000 she paid him last May. Jay had asked for $85,000 in attorney fees, but the judge only awarded him half because a good portion of the lawsuit against him is still <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/01/09/gretchen-rossi-and-the-truth/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Wanted: A Solo Reality Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 22:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They all want what Bethenny Frankel has, ignoring the fact that she has successful enterprises, writes her own books ,has a rapier-like wit, and is completely honest about herself and her life. As reported here several months ago, Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley want their own reality show. Why am I mentioning this again? Because <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/01/04/wanted-a-solo-reality-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>When It Comes to &#8220;Most Hated Housewife&#8221; Fans are Fickle</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2011 23:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are on a Real Housewives of whatever show, and you are the most hated, just stick around, someone is bound to replace you! Let’s look at the 2010 “Most Hated Housewives” alexis bellino (photo from “awful plastic surgery”) The first “most hated housewife” of 2010&#160; Alexis Bellino of the Real Housewives of Orange <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/01/01/when-it-comes-to-most-hated-housewife-fans-are-fickle/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>More Money Woes for Gretchen Rossi</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/31/more-money-woes-for-gretchen-rossi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 20:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story will appear in next week’s National Enquirer. Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County owes the IRS back taxes.  Ironic, since she did a TurboTax commercial last year. Whether this money is from her Jeff Beitzel inheritance is not known. Gretchen, who is in court more than Judge Judy, learned Tuesday <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/31/more-money-woes-for-gretchen-rossi/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Cause of Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 Delay-Update</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/27/are-secrets-and-lies-the-cause-of-real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-delay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 13:34:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[JANUARY 7  UPDATE:  ON JANUARY 5, THE JUDGE ORDERED GRETCHEN ROSSI TO PAY JAY PHOTOGLOU $40,000.  April 11 Update:  Gretchen ordered to pay up this week or else. gretchen and jay in happier times   Word on the street is season 6 of the Real Housewives of Orange County has to be re-edited because of <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/27/are-secrets-and-lies-the-cause-of-real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-delay/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>How Gretchen and Jay Celebrate Xmas Part 2</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/23/how-gretchen-and-jay-celebrate-xmas-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 23:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Continuing story from earlier today: How Gretchen and Jay Celebrate Xmas Looks like Jay Photoglou won this round in court. Gretchen Rossi will pay his court costs and other expenses, amounting to about $40,000. More to come, of course. Will they ever stop? For more on this dynamic duo, trace back to the original dispute <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/23/how-gretchen-and-jay-celebrate-xmas-part-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>How Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou Celebrate Xmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 15:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the continuing “he said, she said” battle between our Orange County warriors, Jay Photoglou and Gretchen Rossi to prove whether or not they were intimate more than two years ago at the time of fiancé Jeff Beitzel’s death, the litigants are back in court today.  Merry Xmas. Defendant Jay Photoglou’s motion for attorney fees <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/23/how-gretchen-rossi-and-jay-photoglou-celebrate-xmas/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Shady Jim Bellino&#8217;s Latest Lawsuit</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/21/real-housewives-of-orange-county-shady-jim-bellinos-latest-lawsuit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 18:47:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In addition to the foreclosure hearing on his Newport Beach home, three Laguna Beach residents are suing Jim Bellino , husband of Alexis Bellino of the Real Housewives of Orange County , alleging fraud, deceit, wrongful foreclosure, breach of written contracts and other complaints. Excerpt from the Orange County Register The suit, filed in Orange <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/21/real-housewives-of-orange-county-shady-jim-bellinos-latest-lawsuit/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Orange County Will Win &#8220;The Fashion Show&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/18/new-jersey-housewives-orange-county-will-win-the-fashion-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 15:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; That’s what Dina Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey thought when I spoke to her Wednesday&#160; night at the press conference/launch event for her Project Ladybug charity at Comer’s Children’s Hospital in Chicago. I did not ask her any questions about the Jersey Housewives. Nor did I ask about the controversy <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/18/new-jersey-housewives-orange-county-will-win-the-fashion-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jim and Alexis Bellino Blame Chase Bank For Money Woes</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/18/jim-and-alexis-bellino-blame-chase-bank-for-money-woes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 12:36:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I know it’s a laugh out loud. Is it me, or did I agree to pay the mortgage when I signed on the dotted line? Evidently the same rules don’t apply to Jim and Alexis Bellino the Real Housewives of Orange County. The auction is scheduled for January 10. NOTE:  POSTPONED Here’s the letter <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/18/jim-and-alexis-bellino-blame-chase-bank-for-money-woes/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice and Calvin Tran Butt Heads On &#8220;The Fashion Show&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/14/teresa-giudice-and-calvin-tran-butt-heads-on-the-fashion-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 14:57:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Why do the Orange County Housewives always dress in shimmery/glittery stuff?&#160; Do they have any idea how ridiculous they look?&#160; Both of those questions were rhetorical, of course. Everyone from Oprah Winfrey on down has tried to give them makeunders, to no avail. In an effort to boost ratings, “The Fashion Show” will attempt <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/14/teresa-giudice-and-calvin-tran-butt-heads-on-the-fashion-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Will Loose Lips Cause The Postponement of RHOOC Season 6 ?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/11/will-loose-lips-cause-the-postponement-of-rhooc-season-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2010 19:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[EXCLUSIVE It seems the Real Housewives of Orange County gossiped on camera a tad too much about a certain relationship Gretchen Rossi had during Season 4, when she was supposedly engaged to Jeff Beitzel.  Now that person wants his name removed from the lips of Lynne Curtin, Tamra Barney and Lauri Waring (she does have <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/11/will-loose-lips-cause-the-postponement-of-rhooc-season-6/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Jim and Alexis Bellino Seek Bankruptcy Protection</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/11/real-housewives-of-orange-county-jim-and-alexis-bellino-seek-bankruptcy-protection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2010 14:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jim and Alexis Bellino. In the continuing story of the “really bankrupt housewives”, Jim and Alexis Bellino, two days after the house foreclosure story, have filed for bankruptcy protection. The foreclosure auction is scheduled for January 10. 2011, around the time Season 6 is scheduled to debut, unless that date has been changed by Bravo. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/11/real-housewives-of-orange-county-jim-and-alexis-bellino-seek-bankruptcy-protection/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>An Interview With Vicki Gunvalson</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/09/an-interview-with-vicki-gunvalson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 23:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vicki Gunvalson has the dubious distinction of being the longest-lasting of the Real Housewives. Season 5 of the Real Housewives of Orange County is about to air, hopefully soon. I say that because I got a message yesterday from a person very close to the key players, indicating the season debut has been pushed back <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/09/an-interview-with-vicki-gunvalson/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>More Real Housewife Money Woes</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/07/more-real-housewife-money-woes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 22:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just think, these women paraded across our TV screens telling us how lux and grand their lives were. Telling us the rich are better than you and me. Why is it every week, we have at least one of these stories?  Here’s a double header this week: Money-troubled Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/07/more-real-housewife-money-woes/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Missing the Real Housewives of Orange County?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/30/missing-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 22:23:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  real housewives of silverado This hilarious parody of the ladies of Coto de Caza will help tide us over until the premiere of Season 6 in January, 2011. Enjoy Related: Season 6 OC Housewives Filming Season 6 Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Jeana Keough Pushing for TV Talk Show</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/26/jeana-keough-pushing-for-tv-talk-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2010 18:21:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  The Orange County Register reports Jeana Keough of the “Real Housewives of Orange County” and “Thintervention”  is shopping Ideas for a talk show in the style of Oprah Winfrey. Add Jeana’s name to the list of Real Housewives wanting their own shows: Jill Zarin. Danielle Staub (who will host a show on a limited <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/26/jeana-keough-pushing-for-tv-talk-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Bethenny Ever After&#8221; to Premiere in February</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/25/bethenny-ever-after-to-premiere-in-february/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 16:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bethenny Getting Married has been changed to Bethenny Ever After for season 2. After the WSJ&#160; announced the new title, she twittered: Season 2 of my show will be called &#34;bethenny ever after?&#34; What do u think?season 3 may be &#34;bethenny after breakdown?&#34; LOL What did you think of her performance on “Skating with the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/25/bethenny-ever-after-to-premiere-in-february/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou: The Never-Ending Story</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/20/gretchen-rossi-and-jay-photoglou-the-never-ending-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 15:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[APRIL 11 THIS JUST IN; GRETCHEN HAS BEEN ORDERED TO PAY THE $40,000 JUDGEMENT FROM THE LAWSUIT SHE LOST IN DECEMBER THIS WEEK Like bacteria, it never goes away. This round, it’s Gretchen Rossi vs. Jay Photoglou in the “he said,she said “ war that’s been going on for almost two years, costing them both <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/20/gretchen-rossi-and-jay-photoglou-the-never-ending-story/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County and New Jersey on &#8220;The Fashion Show</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/20/real-housewives-of-orange-county-and-new-jersey-on-the-fashion-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 13:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lauri Waring, Gretchen Rossi and Lynne Curtin of the Real Housewives of Orange County Teresa Giudice and Dina Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey In an effort to boost ratings after the loss of Project Runway to the Lifetime Channel, Bravo has brought in the ever-popular Real Housewives to bolster ratings on it’s <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/20/real-housewives-of-orange-county-and-new-jersey-on-the-fashion-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney: Eddie Judge Will Appear On &#8220;Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/15/tamra-barney-eddie-judge-will-appear-on-real-housewives-of-orange-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 00:11:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge are still together. Tamra and husband Simon Barney had a dramatic split in early January. She and the three children moved to an apartment complex nearby in Ladera Ranch.  The children, Sydney, Spencer and Sophia, will not appear because Simon will not sign the release forms. This is what Tamra <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/15/tamra-barney-eddie-judge-will-appear-on-real-housewives-of-orange-county/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen and Slade Turned Away From Vicki&#8217;s Hospital Room</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 22:49:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There has never been any love lost between Vicki Gunvalson and Slade Smiley. During Season 3 of the Real Housewives of Orange County, Slade stored some of his possessions in Vicki’s “Olive Garden on the Green” second home in Coto, after his McMansion went into foreclosure.  There has been bitterness between them ever since. During <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/10/gretchen-and-slade-turned-away-from-vickis-hospital-room/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Talks Housewives, Accessory Line and Season 6</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/07/lynne-curtin-talks-housewives-accessory-line-and-season-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 00:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[New Day NW Lynne Curtin’s role on season 6 of the Real Housewives of Orange County will be limited to cameo appearances, she states in this interview on a local station in Seattle. She was there promoting her line of cuffs and accessories at a trunk show. Lynne, who suffered through four home evictions, wayward <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/07/lynne-curtin-talks-housewives-accessory-line-and-season-6/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Beverly Hills VS. Orange County Housewives: Who&#8217;s More Plastic?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/06/beverly-hills-vs-orange-county-housewives-whos-more-plastic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 20:19:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  This is the  inevitable comparison between the Real Housewives of Orange County and the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and the amount of plastic surgeries and treatments they’ve had.  I once read on a message board an interesting thought: the women in Beverly Hills all look alike, the same plastic look, and they consider <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/06/beverly-hills-vs-orange-county-housewives-whos-more-plastic/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley: The Next Tori and Dean?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/31/gretchen-rossi-and-slade-smiley-the-next-tori-and-dean/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 19:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Update: October 6, 2011 Despite what has been reported by Perez Hilton, Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley are not married. Gretchen Did Not Take Anderson Cooper&#8217;s Advice gretchen rossi Bravo has turned them down Here we go again.&#160; Another Real Housewife demanding their own show.&#160; Inside sources say Gretchen Rossi and fiancé Slade Smiley have <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/31/gretchen-rossi-and-slade-smiley-the-next-tori-and-dean/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>More on the Tamra Barney/Jeana Keough Catfight</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Oct 2010 12:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[tamra barney The&#160; fight and between Jeana Keough and Tamra Barney at the finale party for the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 became a brawl as ex-Housewives Tammy Knickerbocker and Quinn Fry joined the fight in Jeana’s defense. It all began when Tamra, angry about Jeana talking to Radar online about double dating <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/29/more-on-the-tamra-barneyjeana-keough-catfight/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi To Marry Slade Smiley?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 20:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE 6/6/2011 THIS SCENE WAS CUT FROM THE FINAL EPISODE.  THE EDITORS CHOSE TO HIGHLIGHT THE FIGHT BETWEEN TAMRA BARNEY AND JEANA KEOUGH INSTEAD. Slade Smiley asked Gretchen Rossi to marry him last night during the filming of the Season 6 Real Housewives of Orange County Finale. Update:  Slade proposed at Gretchen’s parent’s home. Who <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/24/gretchen-rossi-to-marry-slade-smiley/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney Angrily Throws Drink at Jeana Keough</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 11:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This post was published October 24, 2010.&#160; Season 6 did not air until March 6, 2011. This episode airs June 4, 2011. EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH KARA KEOUGH&#160; 2012 &#160; When Radaronline posted the Jeana Keough piece about double-dating with Simon Barney, this blogger treated it as a non-story, and bypassed it. Tamra Barney had a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/24/tamra-barney-angrily-throws-drink-at-jeana-keough/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi&#8217;s Defamation Accusation Thrown Out; Slade Smiley Has &#8220;Reversal of Fortune&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/23/gretchen-rossis-defamation-accusation-thrown-out-slade-smiley-has-reversal-of-fortune/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 19:17:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Another title for this article: “The Never Ending Story” Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County lost a round in her lawsuit against ex-boyfriend Jay Photoglou in their never-ending battle over essentially nothing.  A very expensive nothing. For starters, the defamation part is out. &#8220;Yes!&#8221; Photoglou exclaimed as he left the courtroom <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/23/gretchen-rossis-defamation-accusation-thrown-out-slade-smiley-has-reversal-of-fortune/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of OC: Vicki Files For Divorce, Publicity Stunt?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 14:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vicki Gunvalson, filming her 6th Season of the Real Housewives of Orange County, recently filed for divorce from her husband of 16 years, Donn.  Michael Wolfsmith, one of her two children from her previous marriage, says here they are all continuing to live in the same Coto de Caza home. Awkward! Is Vicki, the ultimate <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/23/real-housewives-of-oc-vicki-files-for-divorce-publicity-stunt/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tweetmaxine Starts Rumor about Jeana Keough and Donn Gunvalson</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 21:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She’s at it again. She went to the Orange County Register to create this one TweetMaxine says: October 20, 2010 at 1:31 pm Jeana was already having an affair with Donn. This has been an open-secret in C.oto for years. Vicki found out and filed for divorce‘ The Orange County Register#comments RELATED POSTS TWEETMAXINE FOOLS <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/20/tweetmaxine-starts-rumor-about-jeana-keough-and-donn-gunvalson/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Vicki Frees Donn</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 22:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[\ vicki and donn in that &#8220;for the cameras&#8221; vow renewal on season 5 Yes, People.com is reporting that Vicki Gunvalson of the Real Housewives of Orange County has filed for divorce from Donn!  Vicki, in 5 seasons on the show, has always shown herself to be a self-interested narcissist (oops, oxymoron!) who treated Donn <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/19/real-housewives-of-orange-county-vicki-frees-donn/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Matt Keough Sentenced to Prison: Jeana Pleads for Leniency</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 13:02:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Matt Keough appearing at a January 2008 court date in O.C. Superior Court. UPDATE FEBRUARY 3 2012 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH KARA KEOUGH KARA KEOUGH INTERVIEW &#160; After spending 90 days in prison for a 90 day diagnostic program, Matt Keough, husband of Jeana Keough, formerly of The Real Housewives of Orange county and currently seen <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/17/matt-keough-sentenced-to-prison-jeana-pleads-for-leniency/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Raquel and Alexa Curtin: Sadly, Not a Surprise</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2010 16:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[RELATED ARTICLES: CURBING THE CURTIN CUBS LYNNE CURTIN &#8216;HOME SCHOOLS&#8217; ALEXA LYNNE CURTIN; COMMON SENSE NOT SO COMMON I&#8217;m &#34;tardy to the party&#34; on this story. Just as the Manzo camp and the Danielle Staub camp post stories at TMZ and Radaronline, the &#34;Real Kids of Orange County&#34;, meaning Shane Keough and Ashley Zarlin,Lauri Waring&#8217;s <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/16/raquel-and-alexa-curtin-sadly-not-a-surprise/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Nene Leakes is Angry (Sneak Peek)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2010 14:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who can blame Nene Leakes of the Real Housewives of Atlanta for her anger with her oldest son, Bryson Bryant?  Not only did he get himself arrested, he got arrested during the middle of production!  Nene is not exactly a role model, but she does seem to try to be a good mother. Who out <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/09/nene-leakes-is-angry-sneak-peek/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley to Host Cancer Charity Event&#8230;Update</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/01/slade-smiley-to-host-cancer-charity-event-what/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 12:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update October 1: Michelle Arroyo , the mother of Grayson Smiley, spoke to Radar online yesterday. Here&#8217;s what she had to say : &#8220;Another disingenuous attempt at trying to portray himself as a father concerned for his son and his own battle against cancer,&#8221; &#8220;Grayson has a brain injury&#8230; he&#8217;s had six brain surgeries&#8230; and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/01/slade-smiley-to-host-cancer-charity-event-what/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>OC Register Story Brings Out the Absurd</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/26/oc-register-story-brings-out-the-absurd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Sep 2010 18:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we go again. Another chapter in the real story of the Real Housewives of Orange County. Where does the real story unfold? In the pages of the Orange County Register.  As always, the comments are more informative than the story, this time about the latest in the feud between the divorcing Simon and Tamra <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/26/oc-register-story-brings-out-the-absurd/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney Granted Restraining Order Against Simon</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/24/tamra-barney-granted-restraining-order-against-simon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Sep 2010 20:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Update: September 25:&#160; A judge has dropped the charges against Simon &#160;Tamra Barney of the Real Housewives of Orange County has been granted a restraining order against husband Simon Barney. Whether or not this will be filmed by the producers for Season 6 is not known at this time. Real Housewives of OC star <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/24/tamra-barney-granted-restraining-order-against-simon/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou: Next Round</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/21/gretchen-rossi-and-jay-photoglou-next-round/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Sep 2010 21:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the never-ending battle between ex-lovers Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou, it&#8217;s Jay&#8217;s turn to sue, again. He recently won $22,000 in court costs for the restraining she filed and dropped in March 2009.  Gretchen was served at a party last Saturday night given by Peggy Tanous, the newest Orange County housewife. In the court <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/21/gretchen-rossi-and-jay-photoglou-next-round/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>NBC Will Air First Episode of &quot;The Real Housewives of Orange County&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/12/nbc-will-air-first-episode-of-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 13:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an effort to compete with daytime soaps, NBC  will air the &#8220;Real Housewives&#8221; starting at noon, September 13. Kimberly Bryant, Season 1 The  Real Housewives of Orange County will air episode 1, season 1 first.  We get to meet the housewives of Coto de Caza, California, a gated community in Orange County.  What a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/12/nbc-will-air-first-episode-of-the-real-housewives-of-orange-county/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Films Lifeguard Training for Season 6</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/10/real-housewives-of-orange-county-films-lifeguard-training-for-season-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 20:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Real Housewives of Orange County are currently filming season 6, scheduled to air in January.&#160; Which child&#160; (assumption) of a housewife is undergoing lifeguard training is unknown, but apparently the film crew ran into a bit of trouble during filming. &#160; The white lifeguard tower in Laguna is a landmark. Rookie lifeguards train nearby <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/10/real-housewives-of-orange-county-films-lifeguard-training-for-season-6/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Only One Reason to Watch &quot;Thintervention&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/06/only-one-reason-to-watch-thintervention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 18:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Jeana Tomasina in 1980      Colton, Jeana, Shane and Kara   Jeana Keough, in four seasons on The Real Housewives of Orange County, had quite a ride, as viewers saw her children, Shane, Kara, and Colton grow into adults, her Real Estate business bottom out, her personal finances go to hell, and her marriage to <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/06/only-one-reason-to-watch-thintervention/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Sharon Beitzel to Exhume Jeff Beitzel&#8217;s Body, Allegedly</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/04/sharon-beitzel-to-exhume-jeff-beitzels-body-allegedly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 13:20:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For More On the Gretchen Rossi /Jeff Beitzel story, go to MORE ABSURDITIES Allegedly meaning internet terrorist Tweetmaxine has been fantasizing again. I&#8217;ll say the word again: ALLEGEDLY According to the Max, Sharon Beitzel, fourth ex-wife of Gretchen Rossi&#8216;s deceased fiance Jeff Beitzel, seen on season four of the Real Housewives of Orange County, is <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/04/sharon-beitzel-to-exhume-jeff-beitzels-body-allegedly/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 Update</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/03/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-update/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 20:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This just in:  Season 6 to Premiere March 6   related story: Tamra&#8217;s Children Not to Appear On Season 6   Season 6 of the Real Housewives of Orange County will air in January 2011.  By far, this is the most goggled search term to come to this website. Why? Because after a season of <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/03/the-real-housewives-of-orange-county-season-6-update/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Wanna Get Married At Jeana Keough&#8217;s House?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/23/wanna-get-married-at-jeana-keoughs-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jeana Keough&#8217;s Home was about to go into foreclosure a year ago. She managed some creative refinancing, and has opened her  Coto de Caza home for weddings. Diane Merriss is the founder and owner of Tustin-based Event Wedding Planning. She also plans weddings at two estates – one in Santa Ana and the other an <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/23/wanna-get-married-at-jeana-keoughs-house/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Gives &quot;Soft&quot; Interview</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/21/gretchen-rossi-gives-soft-interview/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 23:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The interviewer at  examiner.com didn&#8217;t ask Gretchen Rossi any real questions, leaving her free to tell it as she perhaps sees it, with the Jeff Beitzel story, no mention of Jay Photoglou and his allegations and lawsuits, or any mention of Slade Smiley. What interested you in being on a reality show to begin with? <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/21/gretchen-rossi-gives-soft-interview/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi&#8217;s &quot;Revelations&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/20/gretchen-rossis-revelations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 21:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  The femme fatale of the Real Housewives of Orange County, Gretchen Rossi, is hawking her wares as a singer with a new single &#8220;Revelations&#8221;. Here she is performing the song.  Gretchen is seeking ways of making a buck to support her lifestyle and that of deadbeat dad boyfriend Slade Smiley.  She also has handbag <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/20/gretchen-rossis-revelations/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney Loves Those Quickies</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/18/tamra-barney-loves-those-quickies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Tamra Barney of the Real Housewives of Orange County  may actually fare better now that she has been released from the stranglehold soon to be ex husband Simon Barney had on her free spirit.  Here she is in a mop commercial, seeming quite happy. Maybe we&#8217;ll see a different Tamra next season. Unfortunately, we <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/18/tamra-barney-loves-those-quickies/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Airs on NBC in September</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/13/real-housewives-begins-airing-in-september/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 20:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Real Housewives Franchise will begin airing afternoons starting with Season 1 of The Real Housewives of Orange County. The Real Housewives ‎&#8221;The Real Housewives&#8221; has been sold to all 10 of the NBC Local Media broadcast stations; New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Philadelphia, Dallas, San Francisco, Washington D.C., Miami, San Diego &#38; Hartford. The <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/13/real-housewives-begins-airing-in-september/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Never Paid Jay Photoglou, Back in Court Today</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/11/gretchen-rossi-never-paid-jay-photoglou-back-in-court-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 21:02:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the judgment Jay Photoglou won in court from Gretchen Rossi for $22,000?  Turns out she didn&#8217;t pay him after all.  On the advice of boyfriend Slade Smiley, known for his honesty and forthrightness when it comes to money matters, she got tax information on Jay and made the check out to the California Franchise <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/11/gretchen-rossi-never-paid-jay-photoglou-back-in-court-today/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Update on Lynne Curtin&#8217;s OC Housewives Departure</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/10/update-on-lynne-curtins-oc-housewives-departure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 10:24:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As reported here first,  Lynne Curtin is not returning to  Real Housewives of Orange County  Here&#8217;s an update about her departure. Lynne recently posted an update on her Facebook page about her departure from the show. “I am broken hearted!” she writes. “I was so let down the way this came about! We were the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/10/update-on-lynne-curtins-oc-housewives-departure/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>More on the Joe Giudice DWI</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 01:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recap: Joe Giudice, husband of Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member Teresa Giudice, was in New York City the night of January 13, partying with Tamra Barney and other Bravolebrities.  Tamra was on Watch What Happens Live that night  because she had just separated from Simon. In other words, everyone was drunk. Simon Barney&#8217;s <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/08/more-on-the-joe-giudice-dwi/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Got Two Mortgages? Must Be an Orange County Housewife</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/07/got-two-mortgages-must-be-an-orange-county-housewife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 16:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[            Who could this be? They bought their house for $1.3 m in 2006. They have 2 mortgages totaling $1.3 m so they’re already underwater and looks like out of their financial league. They’ll probably get foreclosed on in the next year.   If you guessed the latest Orange County Housewife, you&#8217;re a rocket <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/07/got-two-mortgages-must-be-an-orange-county-housewife/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Not Returning to Orange County Housewives</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/07/lynne-curtin-not-returning-to-orange-county-housewives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 16:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  From Lynne Curtin&#8217;s Facebook page: Rumor has it that I will not be returning for &#8220;season 6&#8243; That rumor is true! Further rumor has it we will be back somewhere else on our own show! Hmmmm! &#8220;Watch what happens&#8221; Life is so unpredictable! Enjoy! L Lynne Curtin  and her spawn will not be returning <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/07/lynne-curtin-not-returning-to-orange-county-housewives/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Mostly Absurd</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/03/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-mostly-absurd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 14:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Absurd to Sublime seldom writes recaps, preferring the &#8220;back story. But last nights episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey was so bizarre, it falls into two categories: Absurd:  The christening of Audriana Giudice, did it really have to be so over the top?  When Marie Antoinette is serving the drinks, you know things are <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/03/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-mostly-absurd/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Bringing Home the Bacon</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/31/teresa-giudice-bringing-home-the-bacon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 13:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And if she keeps it up with the tanning booth, she&#8217;s going to look like a side of bacon! How will the family dynamic in Juicy Joe Giudice&#8217;s  household change with Teresa  earning the money? We&#8217;ve seen this phenomena before, with  Tamra and Simon Barney of the  Real Housewives of Orange County and their impending <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/31/teresa-giudice-bringing-home-the-bacon/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Christine Collection:    &quot;Satchels of Gold&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/30/gretchen-christine-collection-satchels-of-gold/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least that&#8217;s what Gretchen Rossi of the  Real Housewives of Orange County and boyfriend Slade Smiley are hoping. Banking on, in fact.   Gretchen Rossi has been using the money she received from the Jeff Beitzel estate to finance a life without actually going to work.  She was a real estate agent in Orange <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/30/gretchen-christine-collection-satchels-of-gold/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin, Patty Stanger and Slade Smiley?  Strange Bedfellows</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/29/jill-zarin-patty-stanger-and-slade-smiley-strange-bedfellows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Too much sleaze in one room! judith regan, patti stanger, slade smiley, jill zarin, bobby zarin Maybe Gretchen Rossi is too smart to be photographed with this bunch. Patti Stanger posted this to twitter last night from a dinner with fellow Bethenny Frankel hater Jill Zarin. Can you imagine the conversation at this dinner&#8230;would have <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/29/jill-zarin-patty-stanger-and-slade-smiley-strange-bedfellows/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Judge Throws Book at Josh Waring</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/29/judge-throws-book-at-josh-waring/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Related: Josh Waring in Jail Again Josh Waring was arrested  last weekend on a probation violation regarding a domestic violence conviction he received last year. The son of Lauri Waring from The Real Housewives of Orange County  was held without bond until he saw a judge Tuesday. Waring pled guilty to one count of violating <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/29/judge-throws-book-at-josh-waring/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jeana Keough Joining the Cast of &quot;Thintervention&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/27/jeana-keough-joining-the-cast-of-thintervention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looking like a copycat version of &#8220;Celebrity Fit Club&#8221;, Bravo will premiere &#8220;Thintervention&#8221; with Jackie Warner, formerly of &#8220;Workout&#8221;, in September. Jeana Keough , formerly of the &#8220;Real Housewives Of Orange County&#8221; will join the cast. MEA CULPA:  From previous postings of Jeana&#8217;s in the Orange County Register, this blogger thought she was returning to <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/27/jeana-keough-joining-the-cast-of-thintervention/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley Do the Big Apple</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/26/gretchen-rossi-and-slade-smiley-do-the-big-apple/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 01:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley of the Real Housewives of Orange County are in New York City to promote Gretchen&#8217;s latest venture, a  line of handbags on ShopNBC.  Her segment is scheduled to air July 30. Filming for Season 6 has begun, whether her stint on ShopNBC will be filmed by Bravo is unknown.  To <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/26/gretchen-rossi-and-slade-smiley-do-the-big-apple/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Josh Waring in Jail Again, Lauri and Ashley in New York</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/26/josh-waring-in-jail-again-lauri-and-ashley-in-new-york/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps one day there will be a story about Josh Waring, son of Lauri Waring Peterson from the Real Housewives of Orange County that doesn&#8217;t involve jail. TMZ reports Waring was picked up in Irvine on Friday night on a warrant for a probation violation. Waring was also busted in June 2008 (possession of heroin <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/26/josh-waring-in-jail-again-lauri-and-ashley-in-new-york/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives Begin Filming Season 6</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/24/orange-county-housewives-begin-filming-season-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 16:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Added January 26:&#160;&#160; SEASON 6 VIDEO PREVIEW THIS JUST IN: RHOOC RETURNS MARCH 6 READ THIS 12/27/10: Season 6 Postponed? September 27 Updates and Tidbits Update Lynne Curtin Filming Exit Scenes Gretchen &#34;Served&#34; At Cast Party Two Mortgages? Tamra&#8217;s Children Not on Season 6 October 17 Updates: Matt Keough Sentenced, Jeana Pleads for Leniency Raquel <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/24/orange-county-housewives-begin-filming-season-6/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson Hosts Signing Event for Her Self-Published Book</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/22/vicki-gunvalson-hosts-signing-event-for-her-self-published-book/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Last I heard of her book, &#8220;More Than A Housewife&#8221;, Michael Wolfsmith , her son, was selling them on eBay. For a ridiculously high price, I may add. Anyway, the &#8220;Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; mama dog is  tenacious, to say the least. Vicki Gunvalson from the oc register: “Real Housewife of Orange County” original <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/22/vicki-gunvalson-hosts-signing-event-for-her-self-published-book/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Matt Keough Sentenced to Prison</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/17/matt-keough-sentenced-to-prison/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 12:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Matt Keough Arrested for Drunk Driving   Is Matt Keough Back in Jail?  Matt Keough, the ex or soon to be ex husband of Jeana Keough of the Real Housewives of Orange County, was sentenced yesterday to a 90 day diagnostic program at Chino State Prison for two felony drunk driving convictions.  Former major league baseball <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/17/matt-keough-sentenced-to-prison/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Real Estate: Danielle Staub</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/15/real-housewives-real-estate-danielle-stuab/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As noted several weeks ago, Danielle Staub , the &#8220;villan&#8221; on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, has moved out of her Wayne, New Jersey home in a court ordered sale. She and her girls live at The Watermark on Hudson, a luxury condo development. The MLS Listing: 8 Shadow Ridge Run,   Photo: &#60;&#60;  <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/15/real-housewives-real-estate-danielle-stuab/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Where&#8217;s Pizza Girl?   In A Cage</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/13/wheres-pizza-girl-in-a-cage-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 18:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Writer Frank Mickadeit has an albatross around his neck, her internet name is Pizza Girl.  In some circles, it still is. Frank decided to visit the zoo in Orange County and live in a cage for a couple of days. Guess who joined him? The ever-shy Pizza Girl. I can authenticate the photo, this <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/13/wheres-pizza-girl-in-a-cage-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Another Nut Heard From, But No Tweetmaxine</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/11/another-nut-heard-from-but-no-tweetmaxine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  ashley holmes, photoshopped much?   ashleyholmes i am CONVINCED that who ever writes the blog &#8216;absurd to sublime&#8217;? is certifiable hahaha that and an idiot&#8230; wow.. get a life This is the message that greeted me first thing this morning before coffee.  Think this spawn of Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s of the New Jersey Housewives is <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/11/another-nut-heard-from-but-no-tweetmaxine/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino Explains Poolside Accident</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/10/alexis-bellino-explains-poolside-accident/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 23:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alexis Bellino and one of her daughters at the Balboa Bay Club pool. Alexis Bellino ,one of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” has posted a blog on her website explaining what happened on July 4, when her two daughters fell into the swimming pool at the Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach. Were the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/10/alexis-bellino-explains-poolside-accident/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Shane Keough Comments on Bellino Poolside Accident</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/07/shane-keough-comments-on-bellino-poolside-accident/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 22:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Shane is no longer a basball player. He now sells wedding packages from his mother&#8217;s Coto de Caza home. Jeana wants to rent out her home for weddings. Shane Keough, the minor league baseball player son of Orange County Housewife Jeana Keough, had this to say about the near-drowning of Alexis Bellino&#8217;s twin daughters: <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/07/shane-keough-comments-on-bellino-poolside-accident/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Were the Bellino&#8217;s Filming During Poolside Accident?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/07/were-the-bellinos-filming-during-poolside-accident/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Season 6 of The Real Housewives of Orange County is currently in production.  Were Alexis and Jim Bellino filming when their twins almost drowned, and will this incident be shown on season 6? Leave it to the OC Register on anything concerning the Orange County Housewives to post the comments,  more interesting than the show! <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/07/were-the-bellinos-filming-during-poolside-accident/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Twins in Swimming Pool Accident</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/06/alexis-bellinos-twins-in-swimming-pool-accident/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 22:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where were the slaves, er, nannies! from TMZ The Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; star Alexis Bellino nearly lost two children on July 4th when she left her stroller unattended &#8230; and it rolled into a pool &#8212; this according to security at The Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach, CA. Sources at the pool <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/06/alexis-bellinos-twins-in-swimming-pool-accident/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Real WTF?: Charity Website for Lynne Curtin</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/27/a-real-wtf-charity-website-for-lynne-curtin-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FROM 9/3/09 I read about this earlier today and thought it was a hoax.  But one of my readers sent me this link:  Read the comments below, they do indeed sum it up. To the three people who have contributed: give it to someone working hard and paying their bills&#8230;.I take all contributions! u Hub <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/27/a-real-wtf-charity-website-for-lynne-curtin-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley With Grayson</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/25/slade-smiley-with-grayson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an effort to counteract the negative press about his failure to support his very ill son Grayson, Slade Smiley and his girlfriend Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County have been posting photos and tweets featuring Grayson. Slade is in litigation with Michelle Arroyo, Grayson&#8217;s mother. According to Tamra Barney, Season 6 <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/25/slade-smiley-with-grayson/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge Still Together</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/23/tamra-barney-and-eddie-judge-still-together/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 18:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[April 17 UPDATE:  Tamra and Eddie will appear on Watch What Happens, Live, tonight on Bravo with Andy Cohen These are recent pictures of Tamra Barney,boyfriend Eddie Judge and Lynne Curtin of the Real Housewives of Orange County. Tamra started seeing Judge shortly after her marriage to Simon Barney broke up. Their divorce is still <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/23/tamra-barney-and-eddie-judge-still-together/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Sings</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/22/danielle-staub-sings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This reminds me of Kim Zolciak of the Atlanta Housewives and her involvement with DJ Tracy Young&#8230;..for the publicity. Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey ,however, can carry a tune, unlike any of the other singing housewives: Jo de la Rosa , Kim Zolciak, LuAnn De Lesseps and Gretchen Rossi . No <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/22/danielle-staub-sings/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Want Some Slade Smiley Humor? Follow His Alter-Ego.</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/02/want-some-slade-smiley-humor-follow-his-alter-ego/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 22:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In what is fast becoming a thing to do at twitter, Slade Smiley has an alter-ego named Slade Slimey.  The account is very new, but Vicki Gunvalson and Jeana Keough are following it.  Do you think it’s one of them? Why is everyone so mad that I don&#8217;t pay my child support? The child&#8217;s mom <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/02/want-some-slade-smiley-humor-follow-his-alter-ego/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley Tries to Kill the Messenger</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/31/slade-smiley-tries-to-kill-the-messenger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 14:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  One would think Slade Smiley would keep his mouth shut after he has been called out so many times for being a deadbeat dad.  Think again. Now he’s threatening Jennifer Young, owner of Most Wanted Deadbeats, a website devoted to bringing parents behind on child support payments to court for resolution. Here are his <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/31/slade-smiley-tries-to-kill-the-messenger/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: Calling All Ex&#8217;s!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/30/real-housewives-calling-all-exs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 18:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ex- husbands, ex-wives, ex- others, we’d like to hear from you.  The Real Housewives Franchise has spawned a plethora of back stories and side stories that are more fascinating than the shows. Of special interest: The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Thomas Staub, ex husband of Danielle Staub. Tom, with his father Gerald, own a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/30/real-housewives-calling-all-exs/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>TWOP Orange County Thread Closed &#8220;Til Next Season</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/29/twop-orange-county-thread-closed-til-next-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 14:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from Strega: Closed till next season. As the pinned post says, the topic here is the show. Notice it does not say &#34;the topic is the show, and also anything anyone says on Facebook and Twitter and other sites.&#34; Related Links: New York Thread Closed&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; TWOP on Lockdown Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Amazing Grayson Smiley</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/29/amazing-grayson-smiley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 13:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Grayson Smiley, 10, is the child Slade Smiley does not support.  He was featured during the first season of the Real Housewives of Orange County, when Slade was working at Countrywide Title Insurance and living with Jo de la Rosa. Slade took down his website devoted to Grayson several months ago. The link to Michelle <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/29/amazing-grayson-smiley/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou Thrown Out of Slade Smiley Court Hearing</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/28/jay-photoglou-thrown-out-of-slade-smiley-court-hearing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 22:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update 5/29/2010 After about 10 minutes, Young, Photoglou and others were invited back to the courtroom. Rossi, however, was detained in another room upstairs. “She was close to getting arrested,” Young said. Young is Jennifer Young, of http://www.mostwanteddeadbeats.com/   Slade Smiley ‘s child support court hearing turned into a circus worthy of The Real Housewives <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/28/jay-photoglou-thrown-out-of-slade-smiley-court-hearing/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney&#8217;s Son Arrested</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/21/tamra-barneys-son-arrested/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 10:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  TMZ has learned Ryan Vieth - whose traffic problems have been chronicled on the show &#8212; was taken into custody Wednesday night after cops pulled the guy over &#8230; and then learned there was an active warrant out for his arrest. Law enforcement sources tell us Vieth had missed a recent court appearance in <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/21/tamra-barneys-son-arrested/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney&#8217;s Home Sold</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/15/tamra-barneys-home-sold/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 00:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamra Barney’s Ladera Ranch  home (she and Simon moved out, separately, in January) recently sold for 1.1 million.  The estranged couple lost the home through short sale, meaning they owed more than it was worth, so they got nothing from the sale. Tamra has moved on with new love Eddie Judge, and Simon is still <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/15/tamra-barneys-home-sold/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Announces Orange County Casting Call</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/13/bravo-announces-orange-county-casting-call/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 11:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TPTB at Bravo pull this stunt during contract negotiations. The Real Housewives of Orange County have a casting call Casting Call Information City: Orange County State: CA THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY IS CASTING FOR ANOTHER SEASON Bravo’s celebrated show about real women, living fabulous real lives, is headed back to the OC! The <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/13/bravo-announces-orange-county-casting-call/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives and the Second Season Syndrome</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/03/new-jersey-housewives-and-the-second-season-syndrome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 23:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Ashley Holmes Ashley Holmes and Danielle Staub Manzo Family Mouthpiece? Danielle Files Complaint Against Ashley Bitch, Don&#8217;t Touch My Weave We’ve seen it before. After the first season of Real Housewives, the celebrity goes to their heads, they think they are more important than they are, and bam! Second Season Syndrome. Who’s suffered ( <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/03/new-jersey-housewives-and-the-second-season-syndrome/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Sunday Tidbits</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/02/sunday-tidbits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 15:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[May 2, 2010 So much snark, so little time&#8230;.. Vicki Gunvalson and Jill Zarin were both hawking their books at Borders in South Coast Plaza in Orange County California this week. I can’t imagine they bonded, since they are too much alike. Also, since Jill Zarin has an actual publisher and Vicki’s book is self-published, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/02/sunday-tidbits/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Loses to Jay Photoglou in Court</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 20:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This twitter is from Orlando Castano, Jay Photoglou’s attorney. ojballer (an attorney?) So today I made Gretchen Rossi fork over $22,375.05 to my client. She had 2 law firms &#38; 12 attys filing (cont) http://tl.gd/13el90 I’m sure Jay Photoglou will release a statement shortly. Thanks to reader notontherug Update: Slade Smiley twittered this: @ojballer shall <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/30/gretchen-loses-in-court/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi: Pay Jay Photoglou? Hell No!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 22:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Still, she has to return to court tomorrow. Gretchen Rossi Gretchen Rossi, one of the stars of The Real Housewives of Orange County,” avoided arrest Thursday by showing up to Harbor Justice Center in Laguna Hills at 8:30 in the morning. She was supposed to appear there last Thursday (4/22), but when she was a no-show, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/29/gretchen-rossi-pay-jay-photoglou-hell-no/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lauri Waring&#8217;s Son Josh Arrested, Released</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/27/lauri-warings-son-josh-arrested-released/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 22:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Josh Waring articles: Josh Waring&#8217;s &#8220;Reality&#8221;   Josh Waring Back in Jail    RHOC Parenting 101   Slayte Peterson   Josh Waring&#8217;s &#8220;Cold War&#8221;   Josh Waring, the son of former Real Housewives of Orange County diva Lauri Waring, and Phil Waring, a Coto de Caza resident, was arrested on April 23, a year to the day of his SECOND <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/27/lauri-warings-son-josh-arrested-released/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou and Gretchen Rossi</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/24/jay-photoglou-and-gretchen-rossi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 16:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day after failing to appear in court to answer questions in Jay Photoglou’s lawsuit against her, Gretchen Rossi has filed a countersuit against him for defamation. The Jay vs.. Gretchen Saga.. Go to More Absurdities for comments, articles, opinions, from the beginning of this story. Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,jay photoglou Related PostsTaylor Armstrong and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/24/jay-photoglou-and-gretchen-rossi/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Not in Court</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/23/gretchen-rossi-not-in-court/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 10:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No time to write! Yesterday, Gretchen Rossi was scheduled to appear in court to answer the subpoena by attorneys for stalker Jay Photoglou, exposing her assets in his continuing effort to collect $18,000 in court costs for last years restraining order . The judge gave her until next Thursday. Whew! For the complete Gretchen Rossi, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/23/gretchen-rossi-not-in-court/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino: C&#8217;est La Vie?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/17/alexis-bellino-cest-la-vie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 15:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; alexis “before” pic Latest Bravo rumor: Alexis Bellino and hubby Jim will not be appearing in season 6 of the Real Housewives of Orange County. . Imagine, after all they did to become cast members, only to be cast away after one season!&#160; Of course, Bravo does this with someone in the cast every <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/17/alexis-bellino-cest-la-vie/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives on &#8220;Top Chef Masters&#8221;?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/15/orange-county-housewives-on-top-chef-masters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 21:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are chicken fingers on the menu? more later Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,vicki gunvalson,tamra barney,lynne curtin,alexis bellino Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>What Will That 15 Minutes Cost Them?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/11/what-will-that-15-minutes-cost-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 13:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[nene leakes Several months ago, I wrote  The NeNe Leakes Love Fest is Gone With the Wind. In that post I referred to both Tamra Barney of the Real Housewives of Orange County, and Jill Zarin having let this limited fame go to their respective heads. tamra barney In season three of the Real Housewives <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/11/what-will-that-15-minutes-cost-them/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Has Alexis Bellino Had Her Face &#8220;Done&#8221;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 23:46:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[       before                                         after Looking at her new Facebook pics, it certainly seems like it. Gotta worry ‘bout that age thing 24/7/365. God said&#8230;&#8230; Related:     Her Ex is Talking     the Bellinos Throw a Viewing Party Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and the Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/06/gretchen-rossi-and-the-jeff-beitzel-memorial-fund/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  The Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund set up by Gretchen Rossi  with the Lymphoma and Leukemia Society has been the subject of intense media attention in the last weeks, Here is an excerpt of the statement she gave FoxNews yesterday: Rossi claims she had no idea that the Leukemia &#38; Lymphoma Society did not carry <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/06/gretchen-rossi-and-the-jeff-beitzel-memorial-fund/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou Needs to Get a Hobby!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update 4/8 He has another interview on radar today, same old tired story with that one pic he has of Gretchen and him.&#160; http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/exclusive-interview-i-want-gretchen-rossi-prosecuted-says-ex Or, he needs to get laid! How’d you like to have this stalker/loser in your life!&#160; The only media outlet that will talk to him, Radaronline, talked to him again today, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/06/jay-photoglou-needs-to-get-a-hobby/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Up With Simon Barney?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Hanging out with Jay Photoglou, that’s what! Simon Barney, the soon to be ex of Tamra Barney, has formed a relationship of some sort with Jay Photoglou, Gretchen Rossi’s stalker. Since all the Gretchen Rossi hateration we saw on Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County, including that disgusting &#8220;Naked Wasted&#8221; episode, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/01/whats-up-with-simon-barney/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Angry About Jeff Beitzel Rumor</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 10:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,slade smiley,jo de la rosa Gretchen Rossi posted this on Facebook: Gretchen Rossi I want to address a ridiculous rumor being posted. The Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund is with the Leukemia Soceity in O.C.! People can make donations 2 this fund directly by writing &#8220;For the Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund&#8221;, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/26/gretchen-rossi-angry-about-jeff-beitzel-rumor/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Pay to the Order of Slade Smiley?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/18/pay-to-the-order-of-slade-smiley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,slade smiley There’s a nasty rumor circulating around the ’net that goes like this: I looked but didn&#8217;t see anything. There are a few people posting on Gretchen&#8217;s facebook fan page that when they ordered her makeup and got a receipt, the receipt says &#8220;Payment to Slade Smiley&#8221; !!! Needless to say, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/18/pay-to-the-order-of-slade-smiley/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney and Eddie on Vacation</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/16/tamra-barney-and-eddie-on-vacation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eat your heart out, Simon. Tamra Barney is dating Eddie Judge, a pal of her husband Simon Barney ( so Simon says) who accused Tamra of being unfaithful when he filed for divorce. Tamra has gone public, and she looks extremely happy as you can see from the photos she took with Eddie during their trip <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/16/tamra-barney-and-eddie-on-vacation/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson, Publisher</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our favorite narcissist, Vicki Gunvalson, of the Real Housewives of Orange County ,was not asked by a publisher to write her book, More Than a Housewife. Turns out she went to the trouble and expense to publish it herself. She has Michael Wolfsmith, her less-than-ambitious son, selling them from his eBay page, at 30 bucks <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/14/vicki-gunvalson-publisher/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney: In Love</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/13/tamra-barney-in-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamra Barney thinks she’s in love with Eddie Judge.  She’s probably in love with decent treatment This is on the Bravo website Well, O.C. fans, it looks like our little Tamra has maybe found love again. During last night&#8217;s reunion live blog, the Real Housewife said that she was indeed dating Eddie Judge, a  &#8220;HOT <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/13/tamra-barney-in-love/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Reunion: Who Let the Dogs Out?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/11/orange-county-reunion-who-let-the-dogs-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a dud. The Season 5 reunion of the Real Housewives of Orange County was a snoozefest. Perhaps TPTB at Bravo are saving the good footage for one of those “Lost Footage” episodes they seem to trot out during a ratings slump, but who knows? At least Andy Cohen called out Slade Smiley on some <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/11/orange-county-reunion-who-let-the-dogs-out/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives Reunion Part 1:Absurd</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Absurd and dull. Thanks to Andy Cohen’s unwillingness to ask a real question, there were no fireworks, just absurdities. Absurd: Gretchen’s denial of the general, world-wide Slade Smiley hatred. Buying Jo de la Rosa’s music catalog?  Slade is still trying to hurt Jo, and using Gretchen to do it. Slime ball. Absurd: Memo to <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/11/orange-county-housewives-reunion-part-1absurd/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Is Matt Keough Back in Jail?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/09/is-matt-keough-back-in-jail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rumor has it that Matt Keough, husband of former Real Housewives of Orange County star Jeana Keough, is back in jail. Last August, Orange County police arrested him for yet another DUI. Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Jeana Keough&#8217;s Home Saved Once Again</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/08/jeana-keoughs-home-saved-once-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was reported last week that Jeana Keough’s Coto de Caza home was to be auctioned off. According to this article, the wolf is no longer at the door.   Former Orange County housewife Jeana Keough may be breathing a sigh of relief today.  According to Lanser on Real Estate, Keough reported that her 7-bedroom-9-bath <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/08/jeana-keoughs-home-saved-once-again/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Curbing the Curtin Cubs</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/07/curbing-the-curtin-cubs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a sad season finale for the Real Housewives of Orange County. This trainwreck has gone, in five seasons, from high camp to Greek tragedy. All I was looking forward to was the appearance of Jo de la Rosa, original housewife and ex of Slade Smiley.  Alas, that was not to be, instead we get <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/07/curbing-the-curtin-cubs/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Simon&#8217;s Season</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/06/real-housewives-of-orange-county-simons-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A post-mortem for Simon Barney, of sorts. Who ever thought Season 5 of the Real Housewives of Orange County would turn out to be “all Simon Barney, all the time”? From the first episode on, Simon Barney’s emotional meltdown has been the focus. This about a guy claiming to no longer wanting to participate in <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/06/real-housewives-of-orange-county-simons-season/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Auction Date Set For Jeana Keough&#8217;s House</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/04/auction-date-set-for-jeana-keoughs-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jeana Keough of the Real Housewives of Orange County received her second notice of default in December. She has lowered the price from 5.5 million to 3.9. from the real estalker: But alas, whatever mortgage restructuring she managed to make happen back in the spring of 2009, it did not scratch her financial pinch itch <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/04/auction-date-set-for-jeana-keoughs-house/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Did Vicki Gunvalson Storm Off the Set?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/01/did-vicki-gunvalson-storm-off-the-set/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sneak peek In an interview with vegasnews this weekend, Gretchen Rossi gave that tidbit away (see below)&#160; She and Slade were in Las Vegas at the premiere party for “Fly Girls”. to air on CW later this month. &#160; In a grey BeBe dress, and without her pageant hair, Gretchen looks good in these pictures. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/01/did-vicki-gunvalson-storm-off-the-set/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Of Orange County: Speaking of</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/27/real-housewives-of-orange-county-speaking-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[                                                                Jeana Keough Speaking of Jeana Keough,  she was wearing her tolerant face in that conversation with Vicki. All the older housewives, Lauri Waring, Tammy Knickerbocker, and Kimberly Bryant wore that face when interacting with the Vickster!  The name of the face? You can’t change crazy, so go with the flow! Vicki crawling back <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/27/real-housewives-of-orange-county-speaking-of/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Simon and Tamra Barney: The Lucy and Desi of Trash?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/27/simon-and-tamra-barney-the-lucy-and-desi-of-trash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 17:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz didn’t make it either.  Just sayin’                                                               Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge No divorce , or even a hearing in the case of Simon Barney vs. Tamra Barney. But Tamra is getting her groove on with Eddie Judge , 37, of Ladera Ranch. Tamra is expected to drop a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/27/simon-and-tamra-barney-the-lucy-and-desi-of-trash/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Did Vicki Gunvalson Let the Girls Come Out and Play?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; from Star Magazine The Real Housewives of Orange County&#8216;s Vicki Gunvalson has been married 15 years, but her husband Donn was the last thing on her mind when she kissed a 25-year-old college student while partying in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, last month. &#34;Vicki was extremely outgoing and having a great time, like a sorority <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/26/did-vicki-gunvalson-let-the-girls-come-out-and-play/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Luann De Lesseps and Teresa Giudice on &#8220;Millionaire&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; Luann Countess De Lesseps (her post-divorce title) of The Real Housewives of New York looked stunning, as always. She was gracious to Meredith Viera and the contestant. The questions were easy,&#160;&#160; Danielle Staub read a question about her 19 times engaged, which of course the contestant got. The next question was about a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/23/luann-de-lesseps-and-teresa-giudice-on-millionaire/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin &#8220;Home Schools&#8221; Alexa</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lynne Curtin, who has been described as “dumber than a box of rocks”, has allowed Alexa, her 17 year old, to drop out of school. That’s what homeschooling adds up to for this family. What  can she teach other than “How to Be a Grifter”? I stumbled upon this article: Lynne’s youngest daughter no longer <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/23/lynne-curtin-home-schools-alexa/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>What? No Vicki Gunvalson? Women&#8217;s Empowerment Conference</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First posted on June 29 as a spoiler for Season 5 From the previews for Episode 15, it seems not to go well for Gretchen. This is where she launches her &#8220;Gretchen Christine Beaute&#8221; cosmetics line. Kelly Rowland of The Fashion Show, Tyson Beckford of Make Me A Supermodel, Padma Lashkmi of Top Chef, and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/21/what-no-vicki-gunvalson-womens-empowerment-conference/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino: Starving for Dollars</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 19:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bitch is hungry. She sold herself to a man who will not allow her to eat.&#160; Everyone else in her world has to suffer because of it. She obviously has an eating disorder. Ever notice&#160; her worst behavior with the other women is exhibited at meals. Jim Bellino is undeniably an ass, but I <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/21/alexis-bellino-starving-for-dollars/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>OC Housewives: Mama Said</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was anyone reminded of Joyce, Kandi Burruss’ mom on The Real Housewives of Atlanta while watching Gretchen Rossi’s mom Brenda and her reactions to Slade Smiley last night? Whether it’s AJ Jewell or Slade Smiley , mama knows best! Gretchen was clever in deflecting Slade’s marraige proposal on episode 14.  Good for her. Maybe she <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/21/oc-housewives-mama-said-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Real Housewives&#8217; Stars Appear on &#8216;Who Wants to Be a Millionaire&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/18/real-housewives-stars-appear-on-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The stars of The Real Housewives franchise are briefly leaving their gated communities for a chance to compete for the big million-dollar payout. Next week, from Monday, February 22 to Friday, February 26, some of Bravo&#8217;s controversial housewives will be participating on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, the TV quiz show hosted by Meredith <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/18/real-housewives-stars-appear-on-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou: In Love with Gretchen, or Slade?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There’s always Jay Photoglou.   The rejected ex-lover of Gretchen Rossi is still as obsessed as ever with getting money from Gretchen for his court costs and sending Slade Smiley to jail for child support. This guy is unable to move on. Here’s his latest tweet: Getting someone served is not as easy as I thought <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/18/jay-photoglou-in-love-with-gretchen-or-slade/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>OC Episode 13 Sneak Peek</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/17/oc-episode-13-sneak-peek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  from the oc register The cast of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” during slightly happier times. From left: Tamra Barney, Vicki Gunvalson, Lynne Curtin, Alexis Bellino and Gretchen Rossi. Photo by Isabella Vosmikova, Bravo If you watched the end of last week’s drama-fueled episode, you’ll recall that it concluded with a catty argument <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/17/oc-episode-13-sneak-peek/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson&#8217;s Daughter to Get Biopsy Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[   Briana Wolfsmith Briana Wolfsmith, 22, the daughter of Vicki Gunvalson of the Real Housewives of Orange County, is scheduled to have another biopsy on the nodules on her thyroid today. Vicki posted this an hour ago on Facebook: Vicki Gunvalson Prayers are needed for Briana today. It&#8217;s biopsy day again. Prayers are needed&#8230; &#124; <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/17/vicki-gunvalsons-daughter-to-get-biopsy-today/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou: Scorned and Vengeful</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/13/jay-photoglou-scorned-and-vengeful/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jay Photoglou, the ex-boyfriend of Gretchen Rossi, simply will not go away. He is so obsessed with Gretchen that he files court order after court order to hurt and defame her as much as he can. He has an inside connection to radaronline, they will print anything he says. He, of course, is the one <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/13/jay-photoglou-scorned-and-vengeful/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin:Common Sense Not So Common</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/13/lynne-curtincommon-sense-not-so-common/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we have seen the Curtin family struggle from week to week on the Real Housewives of Orange County, this author gives his perspective. excerpt from the OC Register: From time to time, I’ll catch an episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County with my wife, and marvel at the parenting in these well-to-do <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/13/lynne-curtincommon-sense-not-so-common/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley on &#8220;The List&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: He has a court hearing later this month&#8230;will keep you posted. Gretchen Rossi supports Slade&#8230;..100% According to Radar online, Slade has no means of support other than Gretchen. They have obtained court papers filed by  Slade declaring 0 income. He also lives with Gretchen. On her blog, she has tried to defend Slade as <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/12/slade-smiley-on-the-list/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: You&#8217;ve Been Served!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  And served. Between Lynne Curtin’s eviction notice and the fact that these ladies have no table manners, last night was funny as hell&#8230;.on a deeply absurd level.  My mother told me, the first time I got married ( don’t ask!) to always keep my own money. Great advice! What the hell is wrong with <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/12/real-housewives-of-orange-county-youve-been-served/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin: Her Dream World</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this LA times interview, she seems to believe everything she says, including the last landlord wanting her security deposit so she could get her own plastic surgery! Here’s an excerpt: A lot of the readers of this blog have commented about the lack of boundaries you and your husband have in place. How do <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/11/lynne-curtin-her-dream-world/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Speaks to the LA Times</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  It’s an extremely long interview in which she talks about Slade Smiley, Jeff Beitzel, Jo de la Rosa and her relationship with Tamra Barney Here’s an excerpt about her blog post: The rift seems to now center on this blog post you wrote. Tamra [Barney] wants you to take it down, but you refuse. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/11/gretchen-rossi-speaks-to-the-la-times/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>OC Housewives Teaser: The Curtin&#8217;s Third Eviction</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is not the second eviction in May, this is the one caught on tape by Bravo, the night after the Curtins’ dinner party, in late August. The girls in San Francisco. Brianna Wolfsmith,Vicki’s daughter,  who has her own drama this week, is on the left.   Lynne says, “I’m your wife. You just, you <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/11/oc-housewives-teaser-the-curtins-third-eviction/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Still Whinin&#8217; Calls Tamra &#8220;Scorpion&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This time, to the OC Register Related: Simon Slapped Tamra on NYE His name is Eddie Judge. He’s from Ladera Ranch. Radaronline.com reported that Simon Barney, the man to whom Tamra has been married for 11 years, caught Eddie and Tamra holding hands and “acting like a couple” Saturday night at a club in the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/10/simon-still-whinin-calls-tamra-scorpion/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Shady Jim Bellino</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is his ad on craigslist. Wouldn’t you like to know the interest rate? Apply at your own risk! Date: 2010-01-25, 10:05AM PST Reply to: jimbellino@yahoo.com NO GAMES!!!!!THIS IS MY PRIVATE MONEY. IF YOU HAVE COLLATERAL JUST E-MAIL YOUR SCENARIO AND I WILL E-MAIL BACK TERMS, THAT SIMPLE.CALIFORNIA REAL ESTATE AND OTHER COLLATERAL SEE BELOW.NO <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/10/shady-jim-bellino/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Did Simon Beat Tamra?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted on Simon’s Facebook page:   THIS IS COMING FROM A REAL FAMILY FRIEND! SIMON YOU HAVE LOST IT! I AM READING WHAT YOU WROTE AND IT MAKES ME SICK! WHY DONT YOU TELL PEOPLE THE TRUTH. EDDIE WAS NEVER A FRIEND OF YOURS, HE WAS A FRIEND OF MARCOS&#8217;S THAT YOU HAD BEEN AROUND <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/09/did-simon-beat-tamra/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Whinin&#8217; Simon Barney</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/07/whinin-simon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Blaming this on Vicki too? Why isn’t this guy at a Superbowl Party or something&#8230;&#8230; More from Facebook: Eddie was a family friend.He has been at my dinner table with my kids breaking bread.Went to my daughters 4th B-day dinner.He has given me presents for christmas. Hugs me everytime he sees me.My family and me <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/07/whinin-simon/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Simon and Tamra Barney&#8217;s Facebook Feud</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can’t keep from laughing at Simon Barney. I wonder how being such a crying, complaining little girl is going over with his biker friends? Apparently he ran into Tamra in Vegas with another man. What does he do? Posts on Facebook, like any 5th grade girl: Well. Wow. My wife told me she was <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/07/simon-and-tamra-barneys-facebook-feud/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino Fans and Non-Fans</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 20:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alexis Bellino, apparently upset by some of the comments about her, tweeted this: Alexis Bellino On Friday 5th February 2010, @AlexisBellino said: reply Woe, sometimes people can be so harsh. I just want to address one thing for all my fans (and non-fan stephanie)&#8230; I only have one nanny now AND I have two careers&#8230; <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/07/alexis-bellino-fans-and-non-fans/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki is &#8220;Repulsed&#8221; by Slade&#8217;s Sock</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Vicki Gunvalson and Jeana Keough talk about Season 5. Vicki, in case you didn’t  know, works. Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>OK, What&#8217;s an &#8220;All Male Tush Push?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 15:32:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  When Tamra Barney used this term on the Real Housewives of Orange County  Thursday, I thought nothing about it.   It was just like “tea-bagging” to me, another one of Tamras sexual terms that she and her ilk knew and used. Then I went to a friend’s blog and found this: Ok, I’m embarrassed for <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/06/ok-whats-an-all-male-tush-push/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Aw, Simon Barney, We&#8217;ll Miss You</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simon Barney has decided to stop bitchin’ and moanin’ at Bravo . Couldn’t get her back, huh, Simon? Didn’t he and Vicki look like two pigs fighting over the blanket in last night’s episode?  And dumbass Tamra loved it! This week’s blog will be completely different than my past ones. I wanted to start by <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/05/aw-simon-barney-well-miss-you/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lauri Waring Re-Writes History</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/05/lauri-waring-re-writes-history/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since we had to go there&#8230; Lauri Waring Peterson appeared via Skype on “Watch What Happens: Live” with Andy Cohen. Of course, she was asked about her fling with Slade Smiley between Seasons 1 and 2 of the Real Housewives of Orange County.  Riding on the skirts?  Anyone out there remember when we all thought <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/05/lauri-waring-re-writes-history/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson Works</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[    In a Real Housewives of Orange County season so bad that Vicki Gunvalson looks good, are we tired of hearing her say she works?  Among her train wreck co-stars, this is phenomenal, but really Vicki?  In the real world, we all do. And raised wonderful children, own homes and the whole nine yards. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/05/vicki-gunvalson-works/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Sex and the Single Tamra Barney</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[photo from the “Housewives Make under” segment on Oprah Well. Turns out Simon Barney is more of a control-freak douchebag than many fans of The Real Housewives of Orange County thought. The husband of Tamra Barney, in a dramatic gesture, filed for divorce last Wednesday, three days after Tamra moved out of their Ladera Ranch <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/04/sex-and-the-single-tamra-barney/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen&#8217;s Blog About Tamra</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/04/gretchens-blog-about-tamra/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is, in case she takes it down This is the blog I wrote after the airing of the reunion show last year (season four). Both Tamra and my blog were removed from the bravo website due to unknown reasons, and therefore I found it important to make sure the truth was still heard. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/04/gretchens-blog-about-tamra/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives: One Happy Family</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/04/orange-county-housewives-one-happy-family/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On tonight&#8217;s Real Housewives of Orange County, Lynne Curtin, who broke down at the last “Housewives” meal, says, “Every dinner I’ve been to has drama.” Then we see a scene where one of the wives (probably Lynne) is holding a bottle of red wine that says, “Bitch.” It’s a 2008 — I hear that’s a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/04/orange-county-housewives-one-happy-family/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Andy&#8217;s &#8220;Bloodbath&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/01/bravo-andys-bloodbath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  The Real Housewives of Orange County are in Los Angeles filming the season 5 reunion special. Andy Cohen tweeted this last night: Freaking OC Housewives bloodbath continues! Still here -in hour 8 of shooting. Watch What Happens! The reunion will probably air March 4, followed by the season 3 premiere of The Real Housewives <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/01/bravo-andys-bloodbath/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou : Same Old, Same Old</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/31/jay-photoglou-same-old-same-old/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[follow me on twitter  RadarOnline , the only media outlet still in cahoots with Jay Photoglou, posted this crap as the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5 reunion is being filmed. Jay Photoglou,aka, Heidi, posted this on What&#8217;s Left of My Head months ago. Still looking for that 15 minutes, Jay?  So sad.   <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/31/jay-photoglou-same-old-same-old/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Flunked Out of the Caroline Manzo School of Parenting</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actually, it&#8217;s oxymoronic to compare Lynne Curtin to Caroline Manzo, since all they have in common is age.   Common sense ain’t common, and it’s on a respirator in the Curtin household. I never write about “Real Kids” under 18, which is why you see no mention of them on my websites. But the powers the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/31/lynne-curtin-flunked-out-of-the-caroline-manzo-school-of-parenting/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Responds to Criticism of Slade</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gretchen Rossi had this to say on her Blog  I have been friends with Slade for 9 years now and I am very familiar with what has transpired with his son. Please do not believe everything you read in the press. Slade is paying of Grayson’s medical bills sweetie not child support. His son has <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/29/gretchen-responds-to-criticism-of-slade/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin to File For Bankruptcy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Manzano wants his money RIVERSIDE — ‘O.C. Housewife’ Lynne Curtin and husband Frank  may file for bankruptcy, the pair told reporters today. They were  in court  so a real estate investor who won a $1.26 million judgment against them could check out their assets. “Everyone thinks because of the show we’re gazillionaires,” Lynne Curtin said <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/29/lynne-curtin-to-file-for-bankruptcy/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen&#8217;s Blog About Tamra</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is, in case she takes it down This is the blog I wrote after the airing of the reunion show last year (season four). Both Tamra and my blog were removed from the bravo website due to unknown reasons, and therefore I found it important to make sure the truth was still heard. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/26/gretchens-blog-about-tamra-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County and Their E-mails</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/25/real-housewives-of-orange-county-and-their-e-mails/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 07:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After I posted Liar, Liar Pants on Fire, referring to Jay Photoglou, Simon  and Tamra Barney’s text messaging during the “Lost Footage” episode, Jay Photoglou sent me this series of emails: From: Gretchen christine rossi To: ‘Jay Photoglou’ Sent: Sun, 1 Feb 2009 11:53 am Subject: FW: Your constant BS and lies. This is hilarious, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/25/real-housewives-of-orange-county-and-their-e-mails/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jim Bellino: The Hottie Every Woman Craves</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/24/great-sketch-of-jim-bellino/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Isn’t it funny the editing monsters at Bravo never showed us what the woman allegedly flirting with Jim Bellino at Gretchen’s Tupperware party on the last episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County actually did? Perhaps they are saving it for the inevitable “Lost Footage”. Memo to Alexis Bellino:  No one wants your master!  <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/24/great-sketch-of-jim-bellino/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney&#8217;s Reaction to Gretchen&#8217;s Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamra Barney of the Real Housewives of Orange County seems to have a short memory. Or, as my grandmother would say: Pot. Kettle. Black  Here’s what she wrote on her latest Bravo blog: Gretchen choice NOT to remove her blog spoke loudly to me. How could I take someone seriously when they wrote six pages <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/23/tamra-barneys-reaction-to-gretchens-blog/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;It&#8217;s not how much money you have, it&#8217;s how good you look spending it.&#8217; &#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lynne Curtin avoids third eviction, so far. . Earlier this week, it was reported  that Lynne Curtin and her family faced their third eviction in the past nine months. Since August, they have been renting a place in Aliso Viejo. But the lawyer who filed the latest eviction notice against the couple — in October <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/22/its-not-how-much-money-you-have-its-how-good-you-look-spending-it/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley: &#8220;It&#8217;s Hard Out Here for a Pimp&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/18/slade-smiley-its-hard-out-here-for-a-pimp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  I just had to use that title from the “Hustle and Flow” movie. Slade, before the hairpiece The pimp rules state you must isolate your prey from everyone else. That’s why Slade Smiley, deadbeat dad of the year, talks to Gretchen Rossi about the other housewives constantly. And Gretchen Rossi, nice girl with a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/18/slade-smiley-its-hard-out-here-for-a-pimp/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: January 7 Sneak Peek</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spoiler Alert Finally, a new episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County. Tonight, marital issues continue to be on the front burner. We’re gleaning what we can from commercial teasers and from video clips posted this week on Bravo’s Web site, bravotv.com. In the first scene, we visit Simon and Tamra  at their Ladera <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/17/real-housewives-of-orange-county-january-7-sneak-peek/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Pursuit of Fame</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[follow me on twitter How delusional could Taliban and Tits be?&#160; Apparently, they pursued a spot on the Real Housewives of Orange County with a vengeance. They didn’t think their pseudo-religious-no-child-rearing-total fakeness would&#160; be seen through by anyone with half a brain. Johan and Francois, Alex and Simon’s kids on the Real Housewives of New <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/17/alexis-bellinos-pursuit-of-fame/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Two Grayson Smiley Websites Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Thegraysonfoundation.org/ is gone.&#160; It’s a parked domain. This was the website set up by Slade Smiley smiley for his little boy Grayson His mothers website, Amazing Gray, is still in existence. Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Giudice and Tamra Barney? According to Ramona</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Ramona Singer of the Real Housewives of New York City, Joe Giudice , husband of table-flipping Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey had dinner with Tamra Barney  of the Real Housewives of Orange County last night and had some sort of an accident! This is what Ramona posted on Facebook <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/15/joe-giudice-and-tamra-barney/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Giudice and Tamra Barney? Joe&#8217;s DUI</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 20:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Ramona Singer of the Real Housewives of New York City, Joe Giudice , husband of table-flipping Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey had dinner with Tamra Barney  of the Real Housewives of Orange County last night and had some sort of an accident! This is what Ramona posted on Facebook <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/14/joe-giudice-and-tamra-barney-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Has Third Eviction Order!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 23:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[RadarOnline.com has exclusively uncovered court documents that show Frank and Lynne Curtin  from Real Housewives of Orange County are getting evicted from the house they currently live in. See Lynne Curtin Eviction Papers Shockingly, this makes it the third time an unlawful detainer has been filed against the Curtins in 9 months, According to the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/12/lynne-curtin-has-third-eviction-order/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Has Launched a Singing Career</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Click Here TO LISTEN TO &#8220;NOTHING WITHOUT YOU&#8221;   No Comment.  Really. Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Ryan Vieth as &#8220;Sex Symbol&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/11/ryan-vieth-as-sex-symbol/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE 7/13/11 If you can stomach pics of &#8216;little ryan&#8217; on the internet, go to http://isanyoneup.com/2011/07/ryan-vieth-from-o-c-housewives-son-of-tamra-barney/ Hope you’re not eating! This picture of Ryan, the son of Tamra from The Really Plastic HoWives of Orange County, really has me scratching my life ring in confusion. I don&#8217;t know whether to reach for my rape whistle, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/11/ryan-vieth-as-sex-symbol/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Sex and the Single Tamra Barney</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 15:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ This post was written pre-Eddie Judge                                      photo from the “Housewives Make under” segment on Oprah Well. Turns out Simon Barney is more of a control-freak douchebag than many fans of The Real Housewives of Orange County thought. The husband of Tamra Barney, in a dramatic gesture, filed for divorce last Wednesday, three days after <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/10/sex-and-the-single-tamra-barney-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County are &#8220;Un-Rehensible&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/10/real-housewives-of-orange-county-are-un-rehensible/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 03:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[follow me on twitter  UNREHENSIBLE:  Who can believe Simon Barney filed for divorce (no attorney) from Tammy Sue on the day this episode aired! It was “unrehensible”&#8230;a last ditch effort to control his “Svengali” creation now that she’s no longer barefoot and pregnant, and, through Real Housewives, had her own income. ( Hope she took <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/10/real-housewives-of-orange-county-are-un-rehensible/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Barney Has Filed for Divorce</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 22:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charges Tamra Barney with infidelity. Radar Online reports Tamra Barney’s husband Simon filed for divorce on Wednesday, charging his wife with infidelity Read Court Documents Here In the bombshell divorce papers Simon Barney wrote: “Petitioner contends that Respondent has been verbally abusive and has committed acts of disloyalty and infidelity.” Tamra  moved out of their <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/07/simon-barney-has-filed-for-divorce/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Her Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the complete story of Gretchen Rossi and her men, Slade Smiley, Jay Photoglou and Jeff Beitzel,go to More Absurdities. On this website, you will read what Judy Fike, Jeff’s sister, had to say. Also, Sharon Beitzel,Sharon Beitzel the mother of Jake and Jill, shares some of her anger . Additionally, there are comments from <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/02/gretchen-rossi-and-her-men/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson Throws Ex Under the Bus</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 23:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This time, it’s to promote her book, “More Than a Housewife.” Mike Wolfsmith, her former husband and father of Briana and Michael, has probably learned to duck when she starts slinging the barbs at him.  This is the load of BS she recently told  FoxNews:   &#8220;Real Housewives of Orange starlet Vicki Gunvalson has been <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/01/vicki-gunvalson-throws-ex-under-the-bus/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives: Q and A</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slade Smiley , the 6th Housewife A little history lesson: Q.  Why does Vicki Gunvalson  hate Slade Smiley  so? A. It all goes back to Season 1, when Slade and Jo de la Rosa were added to the original cast as the “engaged” couple. Slade Smiley and the producer Scott Dunlop, were neighbors and friends <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/31/orange-county-housewives-q-and-a/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Does Taxes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; What the photo above has to do with taxes I can’t say.&#160; Gretchen Rossi posted this pic on her Facebook Fan Page. announcing this was a pic from the TurboTax commercial she shot today. Other pictures on her Facebook page: &#160; &#160; These are from the People Magazine photoshoot with the “guilty pleasures”of 2009 <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/29/gretchen-rossi-does-taxes/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jim and Alexis Bellino: &#8220;The 50&#8217;s Called..&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 17:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not since Lauri Waring and George Peterson has a couple on the Real Housewives of Orange County inspired such “hateration’.  Since joining the cast for season 5, “Taliban Jim” and St. Boob have had nothing but negative feedback from viewers. Here’s an example of the negative feedback: I can&#8217;t express how much I can&#8217;t stand <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/27/jim-and-alexis-bellino-the-50s-called/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Television Without Pity on Lockdown</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Real Housewives of Orange County Message Board Shutdown. Everyone knew when Bravo TV bought the popular message board Television Without Pity, better known as TWOP, no good would come of it. On December 22, 2009, the powers that be shut down the Real Housewives of Orange County message board. So much for television without pity. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/27/television-without-pity-on-lockdown-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Is Tamra Barney a Grandma?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/24/is-tamra-barney-a-grandma/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; According to sources following Ryan Vieth on Facebook, Ryan has a one month old child named Dakota Vieth. Whether this baby-mama is the same from last year’s “nugget” tattoo episode is not clear. In other Ryan Vieth news, he is having a twitter war with Slade Smiley, of all people. Apparently, it began <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/24/is-tamra-barney-a-grandma/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin&#8217;s Pre-Eviction Facelift</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/23/lynne-curtins-pre-eviction-facelift/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[                             before                                                      after Lynne Curtin&#8217; of the Real Housewives of Orange County had quite an interesting summer. Just prior to her second eviction since May for non-payment of rent, Lynne Curtin had herself a Dr. Ambe facelift. Looking younger for the sheriff’s police: priceless! RELATED LINKS: Lynne Curtin&#8217;s Eviction      Lynne Curtin Belongs in Handcuffs     <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/23/lynne-curtins-pre-eviction-facelift/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne and Frank Curtin: Scam Artists</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/22/lynne-and-frank-curtin-scam-artists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While combing the web for more info on the $1.2mil. judgment against the Curtins, I stumbled upon this. I removed the name and phone number. Lynne and Frank Curtin scammed me out of over $750,000. I am trying to collect the riverside County judgment I have against them for over $1,200,000 but they keep moving <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/22/lynne-and-frank-curtin-scam-artists/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson’s Wild Kingdom</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/17/vicki-gunvalson%e2%80%99s-wild-kingdom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[        del.icio.us Tags: vicki gunvalson,tamra barney,gretchen rossi,jim bellino,slade smiley,the real housewives of orange county season 5,alexis bellino Episode 6 Sneak Peek   Our favorite narcissist  Vicki Gunvalson  wanted the trip to be a girls-only affair, but three of the male significant others have tagged along: Simon Barney,  Jim Bellino, and everybody’s favorite <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/17/vicki-gunvalson%e2%80%99s-wild-kingdom/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kara Keough an Intern at E!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/16/kara-keough-an-intern-at-e/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Kara Keough, offspring of Jeana Keough from The Real Housewives of Orange County, is working as an intern at E! entertainment these days. Kara, 21, recently transferred from Berkeley and the “bummers” to UCLA, closer to Hollywood, her true ambition.  Kara played the little girl who befriended the monkey in the 1995 Dustin Hoffman <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/16/kara-keough-an-intern-at-e/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Barney&#8217;s Spin Control</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/14/simon-barneys-spin-control/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[    Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County was pretty rough for  Simon Barney  Both in front of the camera and behind the scenes, his wife Tamra behaved like a mean teenager jealous of the new girl in town, Gretchen Rossi. Quite unbecoming behavior for a mother of four in her forties.  <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/14/simon-barneys-spin-control/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley&#8216;s Court Documents</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/14/slade-smiley-s-court-documents/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alan  Butterfield via radaronline has released the latest court order concerning Slade Smiley and the child support owed Michelle Arroyo, Grayson Smiley’s mother. Here it is http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/ochousewifedoc.pdf Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Barney&#8217;s Spin Control</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/13/simon-barneys-spin-control-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; &#160; Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County was pretty rough for&#160; Simon Barney&#160; Both in front of the camera and behind the scenes, his wife Tamra behaved like a mean teenager jealous of the new girl in town, Gretchen Rossi. Quite unbecoming behavior for a mother of four in her <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/13/simon-barneys-spin-control-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino: Changing the World</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/12/alexis-bellino-changing-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  quote from the daily pilot: “I hope I can touch people in some way and show them how they can be more Christian,” she said. “We’re in church on Sunday; I stay at home with the kids.”  OMG! (pun intended) In the delusional world of the Real Housewives of Orange County, Alexis Bellino and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/12/alexis-bellino-changing-the-world/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Messy Divorce</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/06/real-housewives-of-orange-county-alexis-bellinos-messy-divorce/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from Radar Online: Before she became one of The Real Housewives of Orange County,  Alexis Bellino was Alexis Barry and her 2004 divorce from  Jeff Barry could make a TV show on its own. The Barry divorce was finalized June 12, 2004. She later married creepy Jim Bellino and became the “Stepford Wife” she is today <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/06/real-housewives-of-orange-county-alexis-bellinos-messy-divorce/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Sue on the George Lopez Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[George Lopez was not happy about the “waiting tables” remark ol’ Tammy Sue made on his show last week.  She seemed quite inebriated.  And can Alexis actually wear a shorter dress?  Just sayin’ Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Ex is Talking</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/22/alexis-bellinos-ex-is-talking-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; alexis and jeff handy, back in the day It turns out the Real Housewives of Orange County’s new diva, Alexis Bellino, , is no stranger to drama. In fact, her war of words with former husband Jeff Barry makes for one of the nastiest Real Housewives divorces ever. Newcomer Alexis and her first husband <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/22/alexis-bellinos-ex-is-talking-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Bellino&#8217;s Throw a &#8220;Viewing&#8221; Party</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/21/the-bellinos-throw-themselves-a-viewing-party/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alexis Bellino and her husband Jim had more than 100 guests gathered at the Winery restaurant in Tustin Thursday night for a &#8220;Housewives&#8221; viewing party. It was the first episode in which Bellino, 32, was officially introduced as a &#8220;real housewife.&#8221; see also:      Alexis Bellino del.icio.us Tags: alexis bellino,jim bellino,frank curtin,simon barney,tustin,ca. newport coast,ca. Related <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/21/the-bellinos-throw-themselves-a-viewing-party/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson’s Wild Kingdom</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[        del.icio.us Tags: vicki gunvalson,tamra barney,gretchen rossi,jim bellino,slade smiley,the real housewives of orange county season 5,alexis bellino Episode 6 Sneak Peek   Our favorite narcissist  Vicki Gunvalson  wanted the trip to be a girls-only affair, but three of the male significant others have tagged along: Simon Barney,  Jim Bellino, and everybody’s favorite <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/17/vicki-gunvalsons-wild-kingdom/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson: The Ugly American</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this on a message board, had to copy it!  This is the feedback from Vicki Gunvalson filmed trip to Italy on the Real Housewives of Orange County: Dear Vicki, I am taking this opportunity to thank you for bringing American/Italian relations to an all time low (this would include that unfortunate Mussolini period). I <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/13/vicki-gunvalson-the-ugly-american/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Removes Slade Smiley&#8217;s Blog</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I’d known this would happen, I would have copied the whole thing!&#160; Here’s page one of what he had to say about Vicki and Tamra, and his relationship with Gretchen. Question: Why did Bravo publish Slade’s blog, only to remove it?&#160; I know everyone on the official website is expected to “play nice”, so <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/12/whoa-slade-tell-us-how-you-really-feel/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney&#8217;s Short Sale in Escrow</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[‘O.C. Housewives’ Ladera short sale in escrow   _ Who says short sales — or homes in Ladera Ranch — can’t sell? The Ladera family home of Tamra Barney  one of cable TV’s “Real Housewives of Orange County” is in escrow. It had been listed as a “short sale” for $1.149 million. (Late last year, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/12/tamra-barneys-short-sale-in-escrow/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Another &#8220;Real Housewife&#8221; Book</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This time, it’s our favorite psycho Vicki Gunvalson, with a “how to be like Vicki” book, due out next week.  Guess what&#8230;you can save money off the $26.00 price tag by pre-ordering!  Thrilling, yes?   Vicki Gunvalson of The Real Housewives of Orange County  fame, shares through her book, More Than a Housewife, the reality <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/11/another-real-housewife-book/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of OC Season 5</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/09/real-housewives-of-oc-season-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The  Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5 promises to be even more Tamra Barney vs. Gretchen Rossi, in rounds. What a bore! In the premiere, they meet at the St. Regis to view Lynne Curtin’s Cuffs and have dinner. There, with psycho-monster Vicki Gunvalson and passive/aggressive Jeana Keough stirring the pot, they have a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/09/real-housewives-of-oc-season-5/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Update on Upside Down Tamra Barney</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/07/update-on-upside-down-tamra-barney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps they can borrow money from Vicki Gunvalson ?  Or move in with Gretchen Rossi! 3 Pointe Circle This post is actually an update to my“Tamra Barney&#8217;s Short Sale. It looks like the Barneys, Simon and Tamra, bought/closed escrow on 3 Pointe Circle on September 8, 2005.  Just a hair over four years later, 9/14/09,  a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/07/update-on-upside-down-tamra-barney/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Saying Good-bye to Jeana Keough</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/01/saying-good-bye-to-jeana-keough/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[    Jeana Keough was one of the original housewives from season one. She has been voted in some polls as the most popular cast member. This season, viewers will see Jeana go through significant lifestyle changes because of the sputtering economy and sagging real estate market. &#8220;We&#8217;re not going out to eat as much,&#8221; <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/01/saying-good-bye-to-jeana-keough/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Messy Divorce</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/20/real-housewives-of-orange-county-alexis-bellinos-messy-divorce-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from Radar Online: Before she became one of The Real Housewives of Orange County, &#160;Alexis Bellino&#160;was Alexis Barry and her 2004 divorce from&#160; Jeff Barry could make a TV show on its own. The Barry divorce was finalized June 12, 2004. She later married creepy Jim Bellino and became the “Stepford Wife” she is today <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/20/real-housewives-of-orange-county-alexis-bellinos-messy-divorce-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi, Slade Smiley and Jeff&#8217;s Money</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/28/will-gretchen-rossi-let-slade-spend-her-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Technorati Tags: slade smiley,gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,jo de la rosa,the real housewives of orange county,jeff beitzel Gretchen and Slade in an upcoming episode from Season 5     Well, Slade Smiley managed to get back on The Real Housewives of Orange County for Season 5 via Gretchen Rossi. Will Gretchen let Slade run through the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/28/will-gretchen-rossi-let-slade-spend-her-money/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Sneak Peek</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/27/real-housewives-of-orange-county-sneak-peek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slideshow &#8211; Entertainment &#8211; Some guys just can&#8217;t get enough of the &#8220;Housewives.&#8221; Slade Smiley, left, hangs out with girlfriend Gretchen Rossi in an upcoming episode Spoiler alert from the oc register The fifth season of the county&#8217;s best-loved (and most-hated) reality TV series premieres at 10 p.m. Nov. 5 on Bravo. After that, it <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/27/real-housewives-of-orange-county-sneak-peek/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Will Gretchen Let Slade Spend Her Money?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/27/will-gretchen-let-slade-spend-her-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, Slade Smiley managed to get back on The Real Housewives of Orange County for Season 5 via Gretchen Rossi.&#160; Will Gretchen let Slade run through the 2.5 mil.left to her by Jeff Beitzel? It’s a valid question.&#160; Slade Smiley, a former championship bike racer from Anchorage, Alaska ( and yes, that’s his real name) <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/27/will-gretchen-let-slade-spend-her-money/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Will Gretchen Rossi Let Slade Spend Her Money?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: slade smiley,gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,jo de la rosa,the real housewives of orange county,jeff beitzel Gretchen and Slade in an upcoming episode from Season 5 Well, Slade Smiley managed to get back on The Real Housewives of Orange County for Season 5 via Gretchen Rossi.&#160; Will Gretchen let Slade run through the 2.5 mil.left to <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/27/will-gretchen-rossi-let-slade-spend-her-money-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Sneak Peek</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/25/real-housewives-of-orange-county-sneak-peek-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slideshow &#8211; Entertainment &#8211; Some guys just can&#8217;t get enough of the &#34;Housewives.&#34; Slade Smiley, left, hangs out with girlfriend Gretchen Rossi in an upcoming episode Spoiler alert from the oc register The fifth season of the county&#8217;s best-loved (and most-hated) reality TV series premieres at 10 p.m. Nov. 5 on Bravo. After that, it <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/25/real-housewives-of-orange-county-sneak-peek-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Belongs in Cuffs</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/08/lynne-curtin-belongs-in-cuffs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the readers sent me the following: Just to clarify, Cuff Luv is the trademarked name of our accessories line. Ms. Curtin illegally used this name for her bracelets and we have made several attempts to contact her to cease the usage of our trademark. Cuff Luv is still in business and in fact <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/08/lynne-curtin-belongs-in-cuffs/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin: From WTF to OMG! Grand Theft Accusation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the OC Register: The homeowner of the Laguna Beach house that “The Real Housewives of Orange County” reality star  rented and Lynne Curtin was recently evicted from filed a criminal report for grand theft with the Laguna Beach Police Department this morning, according to Lt. Jason Kravetz. The Curtin family moved out of their <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/04/lynne-curtin-from-wtf-to-omg-grand-theft-accusation/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Curtin&#8217;s Hoped for Movie Careers for Alexa/Raquel</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Realitytea fans:  Here’s the article I posted back in September. Hope you can link it now A Dispute Magnified by the Glare of Celebrity By Andrea Adelson Lynne Curtin The cable television audience for &#8220;Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; sometime this season can expect to see the real life eviction of one of the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/04/curtins-hoped-for-movie-careers-for-alexaraquel/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Real WTF?: Charity Website for Lynne Curtin</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I read about this earlier today and thought it was a hoax.  But one of my readers sent me this link:  Read the comments below, they do indeed sum it up. To the three people who have contributed: give it to someone working hard and paying their bills&#8230;.I take all contributions! u Hub Created Monday, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/03/a-real-wtf-charity-website-for-lynne-curtin/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Second Eviction for Lynne Curtin Since May</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was reported last week that Lynne Curtin of the Real Housewives of Orange County were to be out of their rented house on August 27, but they had not moved as of that date. Well folks, it turns out Curtin and her husband were evicted from their Capistrano Beach home in late May&#160; (the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/03/second-eviction-for-lynne-curtin-since-may/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Matt Keough Arrested for Drunk Driving</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many people don’t understand why Matt Keough, the ex of Jeana Keough, is ever behind the wheel.                          from tmz: Being busted for DUI is nothing new for Matt Keough of &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County &#8212; but this latest bust takes the cake. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ they busted Keough on Saturday <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/19/matt-keough-arrested-for-drunk-driving/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Curtains for Lynne Curtin</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/17/its-curtains-for-lynne-curtin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel like a real estate reporter! Another Housewife  Evicted Get ready to add Lynn Curtin&#8217;s name to the long list of hos from The Real Housewives series who have been kicked out of their humble abodes due to not paying their bills! TMZ says that while the cameras were rolling, Lynn received an eviction <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/17/its-curtains-for-lynne-curtin/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kara Keough on Season 5</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/29/kara-keough-on-season-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Jeana Keough  and her brat pack may or may not return for at least some of Season 5 on The Real Housewives of Orange County.  There doesn’t seem to be a definite answer on another season of Kara Keough mugging for the camera and Shane Keough disrespecting his mother. Watch What Happens &#160; Related <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/29/kara-keough-on-season-5/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney&#8217;s Home on Short Sale</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/28/tamra-barneys-home-on-short-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 22:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More “Real Housewives” Real Estate The family home of Tamra Barney , one personality on cable TV’s “Real Housewives of Orange County ,” has been relisted for sale with an asking price of $1.149 million for the Ladera Ranch house. Late last year, the 4,300-square-foot, 5-bedroom, 5.5-bathroom home (Click on the pictures above for a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/28/tamra-barneys-home-on-short-sale/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Josh Waring Back in Jail: Who&#8217;s Fault?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/19/real-housewives-josh-waring-back-in-jail-whos-fault/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Josh Waring has been troubled for many years.  He was in the middle of the Lauri and Phil Waring contentious divorce. Ashley Zarlin, Lauri’s oldest, has a different father and didn’t care, Sophie was too young. But were his problems exacerbated by reality television? Back in the “age of innocence” four years ago, when we <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/19/real-housewives-josh-waring-back-in-jail-whos-fault/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Josh Waring&#8217;s &#8220;Reality&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/19/josh-warings-reality/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Part Two  In Season 2  of the Real Housewives of Orange County, Lauri meets George Peterson.  If there was ever any hope for Josh, this ended it, as Lauri decided not to parent at all so she could be free to pursue Peterson. In anger, Josh contacts Frank Mickadeit of the Orange County Register.  From <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/19/josh-warings-reality/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jeana Keough and the $5.5 Million Question</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/10/jeana-keough-and-the-55-million-question/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Auction Date Set For Jeana Keough&#8217;s Home According to this article, Jeana is not returning to the Real Housewives of Orange County. Here’s the listing for her home:   Now that the Coto de Caza home of recently retired “Real Housewives of Orange County” cast member Jeana Keough has escaped foreclosure, it’s up on <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/10/jeana-keough-and-the-55-million-question/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jeana Keough&#8217;s Home for Sale</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/25/jeana-keoughs-home-for-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  excerpt from the Real Estalker: “Looks to Your Mama like someone finally hit Real Housewives of Orange County ‘s Jeana Keough  with the smart stick. The children will recall that just last week the OC Register  was reporting on Miz Keough&#8217;s financial pickle which resulted in Notices of Default being filed on at least <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/25/jeana-keoughs-home-for-sale/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson: Nothing Says &#8220;Klassy&#8221; Like Getting Your Ass Tattooed in a Bar</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/18/vicki-gunvalson-nothing-says-klassy-like-getting-your-ass-tattooed-in-a-bar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Vicious Viper Vicki Gunvalson  must have had quite a few Dirty Martinis with blue cheese stuffed olives to do something like this. The picture isn’t that clear, but is that a belly roll hanging?  Looks like the Duzoxin stopped working.  http://absurdtosublime.net Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Nuts of Orange County are Coming Out</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/14/the-real-nuts-of-orange-county-are-coming-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comment Moderation is on. No other Real Housewives franchise participants, or side orders, are as interested in controlling what is said about them than The Real Housewives of Orange County. The post I made last year entitled “Gretchen Rossi, the Newest Orange County Housewife, went viral, with over 2000 negative comments about her, long before <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/14/the-real-nuts-of-orange-county-are-coming-out/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: Kevin Maher and Danielle Staub Still Married?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/14/real-housewives-kevin-maher-and-danielle-staub-still-married/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  The story on FoxNews  leads in with a general overview of Real Housewives scandals and mini-dramas. NeNe Leakes and her problems with whatever her husband was doing in real estate, Kelly Bensimon beating up Nick Stefanov, and Lauri Waring ‘s troubles with Josh Waring (who blames the show for his problems, according to the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/14/real-housewives-kevin-maher-and-danielle-staub-still-married/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney: Anyone Believe Her?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/13/tamra-barney-anyone-believe-her/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160;Here’s the latest from her Bravo blog “Okay so everyone is emailing me about the threesome comment, so I am going to laying it out there….well not literally. Yes, it was a comment that Gretchen made at my dinner party. As we all know everyone was drunk and some drunker then others. Gretchen wanted <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/13/tamra-barney-anyone-believe-her/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>OC Lost Footage: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/11/oc-lost-footage-liar-liar-pants-on-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lots of people want to be like Jeana&#8230;according to Jeana. This is the wisdom we get as Jeana, along with Kara Keough, Frankie and a friend try out a vegan restaurant.  Kara Keough  is her usual obnoxious self&#8230;not gonna miss her, as she wonders if the waitress has a perfect body from eating vegan. We <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/11/oc-lost-footage-liar-liar-pants-on-fire/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou, &#8220;Vegas, Baby,&#8221; and Gretchen Rossi</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/11/jay-photoglou-vegas-baby-and-gretchen-rossi-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to an email Jay Photoglou forwarded to me from Jeana Keough, Jay met Gretchen in Las Vegas during the taping of the “Vegas Baby” episode. Here’s an excerpt from the email: look what they did to (NAME REMOVED). You and (NAME REMOVED) are in a good place &#62; don’t let &#62; this bullshit wreck <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/11/jay-photoglou-vegas-baby-and-gretchen-rossi-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Of Orange County: Lost Footage</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/05/real-housewives-of-orange-county-lost-footage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  OMG!  Next Thursday, BRAVO is airing lost footage from The Real Housewives of Orange County.  I must admit, I miss a good old Vicki meltdown. And BTW, Gretchen Rossi is blogging at BRAVO again. Technorati Tags: vicki gunvalson,lynne curtin,gretchen rossi,jeana keough,lauri waring,tamra barney related links Tamra and the Teaser Jay Sends Me Revelations about <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/05/real-housewives-of-orange-county-lost-footage/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Beitzel Interview</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/30/jill-beitzel-interview-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 12:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Reloaded from February 26 In Gretchen’s portrayal on Housewives that she was a devoted caretaker, always there for him, etc, was that accurate as far as you and your family knew? Gretchen was the only one my dad had out in California all the time so yes she was a devoted caretaker, but when <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/30/jill-beitzel-interview-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slayte Peterson: An Angry Young Man</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/28/slayte-peterson-an-angry-young-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 16:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slayte Peterson, the son of George and Gina Peterson, the step-son  of Lauri Waring, wrote this in response to the article about Lauri seeking more child-support from ex Phil Waring: “THIS IS SLAYTE!!! Not an imposter, the Real deal! I am George&#8217;s EX son. Lauri is nothing but a golddigging bimbo and none of our <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/28/slayte-peterson-an-angry-young-man/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Responds to Restraining Order Dismissal</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/23/tamra-responds-to-restraining-order-dismissal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 17:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamra Barney, the self –proclaimed &#8220;hottest housewife in Orange County&#8221; has responded to the dismissal in court of Gretchen Rossi’s restraining order against Jay Photoglou. &#8220;I was subpoenaed as a witness in a hearing involving&#8230;a restraining order she filed against her  ex-boyfriend, Jay Photoglou,” Barney said. Rossi claimed Photoglou threatened the lives of she and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/23/tamra-responds-to-restraining-order-dismissal/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lauri Waring: No, This Can’t Be True!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/21/lauri-waring-no-this-can%e2%80%99t-be-true/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 23:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from d-listed Lauri Waring Wants More Money This has got me confused. TMZ says that Lauri Waring- from The Really Plastic Housewives of Orange County, has filed papers asking her ex-husband for more money. According to the papers, Lauri claims she only makes $400 a month. That&#8217;s not even enough to cover her weekly liquid <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/21/lauri-waring-no-this-can%e2%80%99t-be-true/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen’s Restraining Order Dropped</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/19/gretchen%e2%80%99s-restraining-order-dropped/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 14:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real Housewives of OC’s Gretchen Rossi’s Restraining Order Dismissed May 18, 2009   A judge in Newport Beach, California dropped a temporary restraining order Friday against Jay Photoglou who says he was the secret boyfriend of Gretchen Rossi, one of the stars of “The Real Housewives of Orange County”. “Gretchen and her attorney were a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/19/gretchen%e2%80%99s-restraining-order-dropped/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou in Court</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 12:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As usual, Jay Photoglou gives his “friend”, Nik Richie at TheDirty , the first statement from court. Statement To TheDirty.com from Photoglou: “Court Friday was a bitter sweet day for me. The Judge dismissed Gretchen’s allegations with prejudice (when a case is dismissed for good reason and the plaintiff is barred from bringing an action <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/18/gretchen-rossi-and-jay-photoglou-in-court/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Gets Extension</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/12/gretchen-rossi-gets-extension-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 22:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don’t mean in her hair According to Jay Photoglou, Gretchen Rossi’s attorney filed for and received another extension on the restraining order she filed against him on March 6. Obsessed Photoglou can’t stop talking,however. i found this on a message board: Originally Posted by PHOTOGLOU “Gretchen&#8217;s Atty today asked for and received another extension. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/12/gretchen-rossi-gets-extension-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi in for Season 5</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/09/gretchen-rossi-in-for-season-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 19:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[                    Gretchen and Slade at the Lakers Game The controversial Gretchen Rossi has just signed on for the fifth season of “The Real  Housewives of Orange County”.  Will Slade Smiley be featured as her boyfriend? Or will they be in the Date My Ex mode by then? How is Tamra Barney taking the news? <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/09/gretchen-rossi-in-for-season-5/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Does Duzoxin</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/07/tamra-does-duzoxin-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 21:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamra Barney , cast member of Bravo TV&#8217;s hit docu-soap reality series, &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; joins ranks with several other popular cast members of the show including Vicki Gunvalson, Jeana Keough and Ramona Singer of &#8220;The Real Housewives of New York&#8221; as an official spokesperson for Düzoxin®, a botanical weight management and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/07/tamra-does-duzoxin-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen and Jay in Court on May 8</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/07/gretchen-and-jay-in-court-on-may-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 22:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What’s Jay Photoglou Up to Now? An Oldie But Goodie Feb-28-09 10:03am Hell Hath No Fury……. found on river dave’s website &#8220;There is a lot working right now. I do have a tape that I got today from City of Costa Mesa clerks office. It&#8217;s of a Jan.28th 2009 @0032 hrs. 911 call where it <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/07/gretchen-and-jay-in-court-on-may-8/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>About Absurd to Sublime</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/03/about-absurd-to-sublime/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 02:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of the weblog posting from absurdtosublime.blogspot.com are here.scroll through &#8220;Real Absurdites&#8221; and click on the links. Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Two Grayson Smiley Websites</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/26/two-grayson-smiley-websites-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Season One of the train wreck known as THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY, real &#8220;housewife&#8221; Jo de la Rosa lived with Slade Smiley as his kept girlfriend in his Coto de Caza McMansion. He had two children from two previous relationships, Gavin, 15 and Grayson, 4. Later, it was discovered that Grayson had <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/26/two-grayson-smiley-websites-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Josh Waring Back in Jail</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/23/josh-waring-back-in-jail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has been confirmed lauri waring Josh Waring, the son of Real Housewife Lauri Waring Peterson, is back in jail Inmate Name: WARING , JOSHUA MICHAEL Date of Birth: 12-20-1988 Next Appearance Date: 05-20-2009 Sex: Male Next Appearance Court: CENTRAL SUPERIOR COURT Race: White Custody Status: In Custody Height: 6&#8242; 01&#8243; Bail Amount: $ 0.00 <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/23/josh-waring-back-in-jail/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>More Gretchen Rossi vs.. Thedirty</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/23/more-gretchen-rossi-vs-thedirty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police investigate topless photo of &#8216;Housewives&#8217; star from the ocregister: COSTA MESA &#8211; The Costa Mesa Police Department is investigating a topless photo of one of the stars of &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County,&#8221; according to celebrity gossip Web site TMZ.com. A photo of Gretchen Rossi riding topless in a car was posted on <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/23/more-gretchen-rossi-vs-thedirty/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>More Orange Juicy: They’ll Be Back for a Fifth Season</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/17/more-orange-juicy-they%e2%80%99ll-be-back-for-a-fifth-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the OC Register   The fantastically frivolous five some from South County will be back for a fifth season, as Bravo officially renewed “The Real Housewives of Orange County” today. The renewal should shock no one. Season four was the most popular yet, averaging 2 million viewers per episode, and the “Real Housewives” franchise <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/17/more-orange-juicy-they%e2%80%99ll-be-back-for-a-fifth-season/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Sharon Beitzel Speaks to the National Enquirer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Photo by: Bravo from the National Enquirer: Gretchen Rossi: Is Jeff Photoglou, a &#8220;stalker&#8221; &#8211; or a &#8220;family friend&#8221;?  The Real  Housewives of Orange County hottie Gretchen Rossi has referred to him as both &#8211; even though Jay revealed in the March 2 issue of The ENQUIRER that he and Gretchen were having a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/17/sharon-beitzel-speaks-to-the-national-enquirer-3/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives, Real Insanity</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/16/real-housewives-real-insanity-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can’t believe this photo&#8230;.Vicki and super-hypocrite Ramona at the A-List Awards! Hope you weren’t eating! Each woman was given $4,000 to buy an outfit for the show. (But they’re rich, right Bravo?) These are the outfits these bitches came up with: Tamra Barney in a too tight dress, with her usual pose. Vicki’s dress <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/16/real-housewives-real-insanity-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: D-list Drama</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/04/real-housewives-d-list-drama-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real Drama with the Real Housewives   from OK magazine: On Friday, the catty women from all three of Bravo&#8217;s Real Housewives show descended on the Fred Segal store in Santa Monica. But this was no peace conference. The ten well-heeled gals, representing NYC, Atlanta and Orange County, were on-hand to film a segment for <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/04/real-housewives-d-list-drama-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>OC Casting Call: The Video</title>
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		<title>OC Casting Call: The Video</title>
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		<title>OC Casting Call: Fresh Famewhores</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Text paraphrased from a trusted source Photos from the oc register “The audition went something like this: They had the area in front of Macy&#8217;s roped off. You could view from above or right at ground level. The &#8220;candidates&#8221; were given a form to fill out &#8211; I snagged one &#8211; it asks about your <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/03/oc-casting-call-fresh-famewhores/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>O.C. &#8220;Real Housewife&#8221; Gets Real Threats</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/01/o-c-real-housewife-gets-real-threats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted Mar 30th 2009 3:30PM by TMZ Staff Cops say someone hates one of the &#8220;Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; so much, they&#8217;ve actually made threats on her life.The Orange County Sheriff&#8217;s Department is investigating two death threats received by Vicki Gunvalson. We&#8217;re told sheriffs believe the two threats came from &#8220;a fanatical female fan <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/01/o-c-real-housewife-gets-real-threats/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley: Oh My</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,pizza girl,tamra barney A Rebuttal to the Sickler article This was a response written by an OC Register reader. It has since been removed from the article. “Steve, are any of these photos of Gretchen and the stalker dated?? Tamra Barney is jealously obsessed with Gretchen. Dig a little deeper into <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/01/gretchen-rossi-and-slade-smiley-oh-my/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ashley Zarlin’s Roommate Involved in Drug Bust</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alex Murrel was a featured cast member on season two of &#8220;Laguna Beach.&#8221; Not featured &#8212; her alleged drug dealer friend. from tmz: “Feds and local police raided the house Alex rents in Orange County last week and arrested a man identified as her boyfriend for felony possession of cocaine with intent to sell. Law <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/30/ashley-zarlin%e2%80%99s-roommate-involved-in-drug-bust/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>So What, Jay Photoglou? His Lie Detector Test</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gretchen Rossi&#8217;s“ex-boyfriend” headed to court Friday armed with a polygraph test in a hearing related to a restraining order she obtained against him. Jay Photoglou says he was Rossi’s boyfriend, a claim&#160; The Real&#160; Housewives of Orange County star denies. She obtained the order against him March 6, but RadarOnline has learned exclusively that Jay <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/30/so-what-jay-photoglou-his-lie-detector-test/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Fresh Oranges: Open Casting Call for RHOOC</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/29/fresh-oranges-open-casting-call-for-rhooc/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 19:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  excerpt from the Orange County Register Are you ready to be a &#8220;Real Housewife of Orange County&#8221;? Buoyed by the success of its recently concluded fourth season, &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; is holding an open casting call for next season on April 2 at South Coast Plaza. Producers for the popular Bravo <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/29/fresh-oranges-open-casting-call-for-rhooc/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Lawd! Delivery in 30 Minutes or Less!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pizza Girl on RealityWanted The&#160; Real Housewives of Orange County have always had a weird bunch of followers, with the latest addition of the message board at River Dave&#8217;s Place&#160;&#160; http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14657&#38;page=120 No one is as strange as Pizza Girl. This is what Frank Mickadeit, a columnist at the OC Register, said about her: Quote from <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/23/oh-lawd-delivery-in-30-minutes-or-less-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>You Too, My Dear, Can Be a Real Housewife of Orange County</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/22/you-too-my-dear-can-be-a-real-housewife-of-orange-county-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Casting Call Information City: Orange County State: CA ‘THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY’ Who wrote this? “Bravo’s celebrated series about real women, living fabulous real lives, is headed back to the OC! The hit docu-soap TV series gives viewers an inside look at Southern California’s most glamorous Housewives. Bravo is looking for fabulous women <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/22/you-too-my-dear-can-be-a-real-housewife-of-orange-county-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Latest Dish on The Jay and Gretchen Soap Opera</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Connecting the Dots Did Tamra Barney meet Jay Photoglou at Lake Havasu on 4th of July weekend and tell him Gretchen Rossi was at Bass Lake? It makes sense. Jay was obviously not invited, and before his boat was repo’ed, he hung out at Lake Havasu with his River Dave crowd. A comment from a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/20/the-latest-dish-on-the-jay-and-gretchen-soap-opera-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen and Slade at the Lakers Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Source: Reality Tea Looking like a couple. Hey Slade, did you pay up on child support yet? Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,slade smiley,phil jackson,the real housewives of orange county Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Move Over Tamra, Here&#8217;s The Newest O.C.Housewife!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamra Barney will lose what’s left of her overly-botoxed mind over this one!&#160; Will she get her “Naked Wasted “too?&#160; Let the fireworks begin! from the OC Register: “Just when you thought it couldn&#8217;t get any blonder, &#34;it&#160; just has, by adding a &#34;spicy blonde&#34; as The Real Housewives of Orange County’s newest cast member. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/17/move-over-tamra-heres-the-newest-ochousewife/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Takes His Story Everywhere…Why?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Real Housewives‘ Gretchen Denies Cheating on Late Fiancé Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen/Slade/Jay: Always</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who has time to think about the RHONYs or the ATLs?    The RHOOC’s provide 24/7/365 drama! Dear Tamra Your Two Cents Is Required Gretchen and Jay from d-listed: During the reunion of The Really Plastic Hos of Orange Skin County, Gretchen denied away that she was licking on her ex-boyfriend Jay before, during or after <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/07/gretchensladejay-always/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou and Other OC Crazies</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who has time to think about the RHONYs or the ATLs?    The RHOOC’s provide 24/7/365 drama! Dear Tamra, Your Two Cents Is Required Gretchen and Jay from d-listed: During the reunion of The Really Plastic Hos of Orange Skin County, Gretchen Rossi denied away that she was licking on her ex-boyfriend Jay before, during or <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/06/jay-photoglou-and-other-oc-crazies/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney: Upside Down?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 03:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What’s up with the Barneys?  Simon Barney took out a 40 year mortgage on the Ladera Ranch home. The home is in his name only (Yo Tammy: Gretchen owns her own home!)  They bought when the market was high, took the equity out, and can’t get the price they want.  If pimpin&#8217; tequila is not <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/02/tamra-barney-upside-down-3/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley’s “Reality”</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Humor columnist offers comments on arrest of a Real Housewives star. from the OCRegister: Slade, Slade, Slade. You probably heard that Slade Smiley was arrested last week on a &#8220;civil contempt charge.&#8221; Generally speaking it means he has failed to pay something he was ordered by the court. It turned out it was for allegedly <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/26/slade-smiley%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9creality%e2%80%9d/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Really Absurd, Really Tamra</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real Housewives Reunion The show is titled &#8220;The Real Housewives Confess: Watch What Happens Special.&#8221; The ladies are seated on couches, and Cohen is situated in the middle. The housewives are dressed to impress: Tamra Barney of Ladera Ranch is wearing a maroon dress; Vicki Gunvalson of Coto de Caza is wearing a blue top <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/24/really-absurd-really-tamra/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of OC Reunion Season 4</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ from february 24. 2009 The show is titled &#8220;The Real Housewives Confess: Watch What Happens Special.&#8221; The ladies are seated on couches, and Cohen is situated in the middle. The housewives are dressed to impress: Tamra Barney of Ladera Ranch is wearing a maroon dress; Vicki Gunvalson of Coto de Caza is wearing a blue <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/24/real-housewives-reunion/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley Speaks/Jay Photoglou Responds</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slimy Slade Speaks from the oc register COSTA MESA &#8211; Slade Smiley, who catapulted into stardom on the reality hit &#8220;Real Housewives of Orange County,&#8221; spoke out for the first time Monday after spending a night in county jail after authorities said he fell behind on child-support payments for his son Grayson, who is battling <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/24/slade-smiley-speaksjay-photoglou-responds/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen and Jay Due in Court March 29</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the oc register: “Gretchen Rossi, one of the stars of &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County,&#8221; has obtained a temporary restraining order against an Orange County man who says he was her secret boyfriend. In the restraining order request, filed March 6 at Harbor Justice Center in Newport Beach, Rossi, 31, states that Jay <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/22/gretchen-and-jay-due-in-court-march-29/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney’s Boo-Boo</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Serious case of foot-in-mouth disease Seems trashy Tamra has been a very busy girl.  After the homo comment she made about Slade on the Season 4 finale of  The Real  Housewives of Orange County, gay rights activists and bloggers have been tearing her a new one. Here&#8217;s example of the outrage, and Tamra’s response <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/22/tamra-barney%e2%80%99s-boo-boo/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley Arrested at Gretchen Rossi’s House</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real O.C.&#8221; Guy Really Arrested from february, 2009 Posted Feb 20th 2009 5:15PM by TMZ Staff Slade Smiley from &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; &#8212; yes, there are guys on that show &#8212; was picked up by Costa Mesa PD today on a civil contempt warrant. We&#8217;re told Smiley was popped this afternoon and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/20/slade-smiley-arrested-at-gretchen-rossi%e2%80%99s-house/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Holy Crap! Jay Photoglou and the National Enquirer</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jay Photoglou is fightin’ mad. Look at what he said to the National Enquirer! EX-BOYFRIEND: I WAS GRETCHEN&#8217;S UNDERCOVER LOVER Photo by: Bravo/Mitchell Haaseth Gold-digging Gretchen Rossi was an on-camera Florence Nightingale to her dying millionaire fiancé — but the Real Housewives of Orange County hottie had a secret boyfriend all along, according to Jay <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/20/holy-crap-jay-photoglou-and-the-national-enquirer-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jen Beitzel at the “Rock of Love Bus” Elimination</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/19/jen-beitzel-at-the-%e2%80%9crock-of-love-bus%e2%80%9d-elimination/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All these women look alike. If the Jen original photo is incorrect, my bad.  This is the photo at the elimination ceremony. Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Ok Now Bravo, What&#8217;s the Shocker?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/15/ok-now-bravo-whats-the-shocker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The season finale of The Real&#160; Housewives of Orange County airs on Tuesday.&#160; Bravo TV tells us there will be a “shocker’ on the final show.&#160; What could this “shocker” be? Raquel Curtin&#160; pregnant? Lauri and Company are returning? Vicki is taken away in handcuffs for running a ponzi scheme? Pizza Girl is officially joining <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/15/ok-now-bravo-whats-the-shocker/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>So Much Snark, So Little Time</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/12/so-much-snark-so-little-time-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ These housewives are wearing us out!  Tuesday’s episode “jumped the shark’ How to hold down a “real” job and write about these skanks? Where to begin? The OC Hillbillies in Berkeley Jeana, you do know “bummers” Matt and Shane!  We always thought higher education was all about learning about different ways and thinking and cultural <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/12/so-much-snark-so-little-time-3/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of OC Spoilers? Not So Much</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/10/real-housewives-of-oc-spoilers-not-so-much-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the oc register: So last week ended with the kickoff of original housewife Jeana Keough&#8217;s big date. Tonight, we get to see who this gentleman is. During the date, the two are out to dinner, and Jeana is holding his hand. She says, &#8220;Maybe before you date me … again, you better think about, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/10/real-housewives-of-oc-spoilers-not-so-much-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jeana Keough: You Can&#8217;t Go Home Again</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/07/jeana-keough-you-cant-go-home-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 17:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: playboy,zztop,jeana keough,milwaukee                                                                                                  Jeana Tomasina, 1981  The segment featuring Jeana and Colton visiting her family in Milwaukee, Wisconsin was sad.  The parents and the sister were disconnected from Jeana in a profound, permanent way.  Janis, Jeana’s younger sister, was very restrained for the Bravo cameras. The scene inside the house was  awkward and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/07/jeana-keough-you-cant-go-home-again/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>So Much Snark, So Little Time</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/04/so-much-snark-so-little-time-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These housewives are wearing me out!  Tuesday’s episode “jumped the shark’ How to hold down a “real” job and write about these skanks? Where to begin? The OC Hillbillies in Berkeley Jeana, you do know “bummers” Matt and Shane!  We always thought higher education was all about learning about different ways and thinking and cultural diversity. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/04/so-much-snark-so-little-time-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Shame on Shane</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 23:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  &#160; These are the consequences when your mother, an ex-Playboy playmate, signs  your family up for a reality TV show:  She may show up at your job in blue-collar Kane County, Illinois with her loudest, most obnoxious friend and a camera crew! There is no excuse for what Shane says to his mother on <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/01/25/shame-on-shane/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Barney, Pimping Tequila</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/01/22/simon-barney-pimping-tequila/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[        from the website:   El Conde Tequila was recently featured in an Episode of Bravo&#8217;s &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221;. Cast member Simon Barney (husband of TamraBarney) has recently become an Investor with El Conde Azul Tequila. Simon became interested in our Tequila after sampling it and seeing the Bottle <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/01/22/simon-barney-pimping-tequila/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Parenting 101</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/01/22/real-housewives-of-orange-county-parenting-101/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are all the “Real Kids” such real fuckups? From Josh Waring to Shane Keough, they all seem to have real problems, certainly aggravated by their mothers’ participation on train-wreck TV. The newest kid, Raquel Curtin,18, does absolutely nothing but drink, dress like a skank, and do drugs. For this she is rewarded with a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/01/22/real-housewives-of-orange-county-parenting-101/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kara Keough</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toting Your Republican Gun, Kara? Real Housewives of Orange County &#8220;Real Kid&#8221; Kara Keough is backtracking from everything she said about Berkeley on the show this week. It was not amusing when her mother, ex-Playboy bunny Jeana Keough stated (paraphrasing)&#8221;Berkeley needed to watch out because Kara would be carrying a gun&#8221; after a bizarre scene <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/12/18/kara-keough/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou, &#8220;Vegas, Baby,&#8221; and Gretchen Rossi</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/12/05/jay-photoglou-vegas-baby-and-gretchen-rossi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  According to an email Jay Photoglou forwarded to me from Jeana Keough, Jay met Gretchen in Las Vegas during the taping of the “Vegas Baby” episode. Here’s an excerpt from the email: look what they did to (NAME REMOVED). You and (NAME REMOVED) are in a good place &#62; don’t let &#62; this bullshit <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/12/05/jay-photoglou-vegas-baby-and-gretchen-rossi/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Date My Ex</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/07/29/date-my-ex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Shotgun: Shoot &#8216;Em &#8216;Fore They Run” Three new johns join the trainwreck in week 2 of this Real Housewives of Orange County spinoff. David Weintraub, the winning john from last week, is a Hollywood agent. How dumb are we supposed to “be? Never mind&#8230; Pimping Slade Clampett, (who&#8217;s starting to look like Jed Clampett) sticking <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/07/29/date-my-ex/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade and Jo: Date My Ex: Shotgun!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three new johns join the train wreck in week 2 of this Real Housewives of Orange County spinoff. David Weintraub, the winning john from last week, is a Hollywood agent. How dumb are we supposed to be? Never mind&#8230; Pimping Slade Clampett, (who&#8217;s starting to look like Jed Clampett) sticking his tongue out and licking <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/07/29/slade-and-jo-date-my-ex-shotgun/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Date My Ex</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/07/29/date-my-ex-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Three new johns join the trainwreck in week 2 of this Real Housewives of Orange County spinoff. David Weintraub, the winning john from last week, is a Hollywood agent. How dumb are we supposed to “be? Never mind&#8230; Pimping Slade Clampett, (who&#8217;s starting to look like Jed Clampett) sticking his tongue out and licking <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/07/29/date-my-ex-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley and Jo De La Rosa</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/07/01/slade-smiley-and-jo-de-la-rosa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh no, not Slimy Slade and Ho Jo! The Real Housewives of Orange County certainly created some of the most absurd moments and bizarre characters for our viewing pleasure. Now Jo De La Rosa and Slade Smiley will have their own show, entitled &#8220;Date My Ex&#8221; on Bravo . Here&#8217;s an excerpt of what Jo <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/07/01/slade-smiley-and-jo-de-la-rosa/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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