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	<title>ABSURD TO SUBLIME &#187; the real housewives of orange county</title>
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	<description>reality tv: not a breeding ground for mental health...bethenny frankel</description>
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		<title>Gretchen Christine Collection: &quot;Satchels of Gold&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/30/gretchen-christine-collection-satchels-of-gold/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least that&#8217;s what Gretchen Rossi of the  Real Housewives of Orange County and boyfriend Slade Smiley are hoping. Banking on, in fact.





 
Gretchen Rossi has been using the money she received from the Jeff Beitzel estate to finance a life without actually going to work.  She was a real estate agent in Orange County when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin, Patty Stanger and Slade Smiley?  Strange Bedfellows</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/29/jill-zarin-patty-stanger-and-slade-smiley-strange-bedfellows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Too much sleaze in one room!

judith regan, patti stanger, slade smiley, jill zarin, bobby zarin
Maybe Gretchen Rossi is too smart to be photographed with this bunch. Patti Stanger posted this to twitter last night from a dinner with fellow Bethenny Frankel hater Jill Zarin. Can you imagine the conversation at this dinner&#8230;would have loved to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Judge Throws Book at Josh Waring</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/29/judge-throws-book-at-josh-waring/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:17:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Related: Josh Waring in Jail Again
Josh Waring was arrested  last weekend on a probation violation regarding a domestic violence conviction he received last year. The son of Lauri Waring from The Real Housewives of Orange County  was held without bond until he saw a judge Tuesday.
Waring pled guilty to one count of violating a term [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jeana Keough Joining the Cast of &quot;Thintervention&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/27/jeana-keough-joining-the-cast-of-thintervention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Looking like a copycat version of &#8220;Celebrity Fit Club&#8221;, Bravo will premiere &#8220;Thintervention&#8221; with Jackie Warner, formerly of &#8220;Workout&#8221;, in September.



Jeana Keough , formerly of the &#8220;Real Housewives Of Orange County&#8221; will join the cast.
MEA CULPA:  From previous postings of Jeana&#8217;s in the Orange County Register, this blogger thought she was returning to &#8220;RHOOC&#8221; when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley Do the Big Apple</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/26/gretchen-rossi-and-slade-smiley-do-the-big-apple/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 01:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
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Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley of the Real Housewives of Orange County are in New York City to promote Gretchen&#8217;s latest venture, a  line of handbags on ShopNBC.  Her segment is scheduled to air July 30. Filming for Season 6 has begun, whether her stint on ShopNBC will be filmed by Bravo is unknown.  To [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Josh Waring in Jail Again, Lauri and Ashley in New York</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/26/josh-waring-in-jail-again-lauri-and-ashley-in-new-york/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps one day there will be a story about Josh Waring, son of Lauri Waring Peterson from the Real Housewives of Orange County that doesn&#8217;t involve jail.
TMZ reports Waring was picked up in Irvine on Friday night on a warrant for a probation violation.
Waring was also busted in June 2008 (possession of heroin and ecstasy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives Begin Filming Season 6</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/24/orange-county-housewives-begin-filming-season-6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 18:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[




 
Today is the first day of group shots and production. Tamra Barney tweeted a few days ago that the Real Housewives of Orange County will not air until January.  Normally, the production schedule runs from Memorial Day to Labor Day, but with the introduction of the Real Housewives of Washington DC premiering August 5, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson Hosts Signing Event for Her Self-Published Book</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/22/vicki-gunvalson-hosts-signing-event-for-her-self-published-book/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 21:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Last I heard of her book, &#8220;More Than A Housewife&#8221;, Michael Wolfsmith , her son, was selling them on eBay. For a ridiculously high price, I may add. Anyway, the &#8220;Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; mama dog is  tenacious, to say the least.




Vicki Gunvalson

from the oc register:
“Real Housewife of Orange County” original cast member Vicki [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Matt Keough Sentenced to Prison</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/17/matt-keough-sentenced-to-prison/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 12:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Matt Keough Arrested for Drunk Driving  
 Is Matt Keough Back in Jail? 

Matt Keough, the ex or soon to be ex husband of Jeana Keough of the Real Housewives of Orange County, was sentenced yesterday to a 90 day diagnostic program at Chino State Prison for two felony drunk driving convictions.  
Former major league baseball player [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Real Estate: Danielle Staub</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/15/real-housewives-real-estate-danielle-stuab/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As noted several weeks ago, Danielle Staub , the &#8220;villan&#8221; on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, has moved out of her Wayne, New Jersey home in a court ordered sale. She and her girls live at The Watermark on Hudson, a luxury condo development.
The MLS Listing:

8 Shadow Ridge Run,
 

Photo: &#60;&#60;  1 2 3 4 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Where&#8217;s Pizza Girl?   In A Cage</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/13/wheres-pizza-girl-in-a-cage-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 18:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Writer Frank Mickadeit has an albatross around his neck, her internet name is Pizza Girl.  In some circles, it still is. Frank decided to visit the zoo in Orange County and live in a cage for a couple of days. Guess who joined him? The ever-shy Pizza Girl. I can authenticate the photo, this is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Nut Heard From, But No Tweetmaxine</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/11/another-nut-heard-from-but-no-tweetmaxine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
ashley holmes, photoshopped much?
 
ashleyholmes

i am CONVINCED that who ever writes the blog &#8216;absurd to sublime&#8217;? is certifiable hahaha that and an idiot&#8230; wow.. get a life
This is the message that greeted me first thing this morning before coffee.  Think this spawn of Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s of the New Jersey Housewives is a little upset about my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino Explains Poolside Accident</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/10/alexis-bellino-explains-poolside-accident/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 23:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Alexis Bellino and one of her daughters at the Balboa Bay Club pool.
Alexis Bellino ,one of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” has posted a blog on her website explaining what happened on July 4, when her two daughters fell into the swimming pool at the Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach.
Were the Bellino&#8217;s Filming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shane Keough Comments on Bellino Poolside Accident</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/07/shane-keough-comments-on-bellino-poolside-accident/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 22:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shane Keough, the minor league baseball player son of Orange County Housewife Jeana Keough, had this to say about the near-drowning of Alexis Bellino&#8217;s twin daughters:
People who have kids need to take a good look in the mirror and remind themselves that they are responsible for another life.
Shane Keough (ShaneKeough) on Twitter



Shane previously tweeted he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Were the Bellino&#8217;s Filming During Poolside Accident?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/07/were-the-bellinos-filming-during-poolside-accident/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 13:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Season 6 of The Real Housewives of Orange County is currently in production.  Were Alexis and Jim Bellino filming when their twins almost drowned, and will this incident be shown on season 6?
Leave it to the OC Register on anything concerning the Orange County Housewives to post the comments,  more interesting than the show!
From the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Twins in Swimming Pool Accident</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/06/alexis-bellinos-twins-in-swimming-pool-accident/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 22:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where were the slaves, er, nannies!
from TMZ



The Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; star Alexis Bellino nearly lost two children on July 4th when she left her stroller unattended &#8230; and it rolled into a pool &#8212; this according to security at The Balboa Bay Club in Newport Beach, CA.

Sources at the pool tell TMZ that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jeana Keough Weight Loss Show? Doubtful</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/02/jeana-keough-weight-loss-show-doubtful/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Jeana Keough will be one of the cast members on &#34;Thintervention&#34;
Jeana Keough
&#160;



This item about Alexis Bellino is on an OC Moms website. After searching through Bravo Public Relations and anywhere else there could be information, this is posted nowhere.&#160;&#160; With the sixth season of Orange County Housewives currently in production, featuring the return of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Real WTF?: Charity Website for Lynne Curtin</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/27/a-real-wtf-charity-website-for-lynne-curtin-2/</link>
		<comments>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/27/a-real-wtf-charity-website-for-lynne-curtin-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[FROM 9/3/09
I read about this earlier today and thought it was a hoax.  But one of my readers sent me this link:  Read the comments below, they do indeed sum it up. To the three people who have contributed: give it to someone working hard and paying their bills&#8230;.I take all contributions!
u
Hub Created
Monday, August 31, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley With Grayson</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/25/slade-smiley-with-grayson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
In an effort to counteract the negative press about his failure to support his very ill son Grayson, Slade Smiley and his girlfriend Gretchen Rossi of the Real Housewives of Orange County have been posting photos and tweets featuring Grayson.
Slade is in litigation with Michelle Arroyo, Grayson&#8217;s mother.



According to Tamra Barney, Season 6 will not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge Still Together</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/23/tamra-barney-and-eddie-judge-still-together/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 18:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These are recent pictures of Tamra Barney,boyfriend Eddie Judge and Lynne Curtin of the Real Housewives of Orange County. Tamra started seeing Judge shortly after her marriage to Simon Barney broke up. Their divorce is still in process.  The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 6 is currently in production, usually premiering in November


Related Links: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Sings</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/22/danielle-staub-sings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 



 
 
This reminds me of Kim Zolciak of the Atlanta Housewives and her involvement with DJ Tracy Young&#8230;..for the publicity.
Danielle Staub of the  Real Housewives of New Jersey ,however, can carry a tune, unlike any of the other singing housewives: Jo de la Rosa , Kim Zolciak, LuAnn De Lesseps and Gretchen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Want Some Slade Smiley Humor? Follow His Alter-Ego.</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/02/want-some-slade-smiley-humor-follow-his-alter-ego/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 22:25:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In what is fast becoming a thing to do at twitter, Slade Smiley has an alter-ego named Slade Slimey.  The account is very new, but Vicki Gunvalson and Jeana Keough are following it.  Do you think it’s one of them?
Why is everyone so mad that I don&#8217;t pay my child support? The child&#8217;s mom does [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley Tries to Kill the Messenger</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/31/slade-smiley-tries-to-kill-the-messenger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 14:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

One would think Slade Smiley would keep his mouth shut after he has been called out so many times for being a deadbeat dad.  Think again.
Now he’s threatening Jennifer Young, owner of Most Wanted Deadbeats, a website devoted to bringing parents behind on child support payments to court for resolution.
Here are his latest tweets to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: Calling All Ex&#8217;s!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/30/real-housewives-calling-all-exs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 18:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ex- husbands, ex-wives, ex- others, we’d like to hear from you. 
The Real Housewives Franchise has spawned a plethora of back stories and side stories that are more fascinating than the shows. Of special interest:
The Real Housewives of New Jersey:
Thomas Staub, ex husband of Danielle Staub. Tom, with his father Gerald, own a company that sells [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TWOP Orange County Thread Closed &#8220;Til Next Season</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/29/twop-orange-county-thread-closed-til-next-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 14:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from Strega:



Closed till next season. As the pinned post says, the topic here is the show. Notice it does not say &#34;the topic is the show, and also anything anyone says on Facebook and Twitter and other sites.&#34;

Related Links: New York Thread Closed&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; TWOP on Lockdown
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		<title>Amazing Grayson Smiley</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/29/amazing-grayson-smiley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 13:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Grayson Smiley, 10, is the child Slade Smiley does not support.  He was featured during the first season of the Real Housewives of Orange County, when Slade was working at Countrywide Title Insurance and living with Jo de la Rosa.
Slade took down his website devoted to Grayson several months ago. The link to Michelle Arroyo’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou Thrown Out of Slade Smiley Court Hearing</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/28/jay-photoglou-thrown-out-of-slade-smiley-court-hearing/</link>
		<comments>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/28/jay-photoglou-thrown-out-of-slade-smiley-court-hearing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 22:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update 5/29/2010
After about 10 minutes, Young, Photoglou and others were invited back to the courtroom. Rossi, however, was detained in another room upstairs. “She was close to getting arrested,” Young said. Young is Jennifer Young, of http://www.mostwanteddeadbeats.com/
 

Slade Smiley ‘s child support court hearing turned into a circus worthy of The Real Housewives of Orange County [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney&#8217;s Son Arrested</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/21/tamra-barneys-son-arrested/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 10:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
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TMZ has learned Ryan Vieth - whose traffic problems have been chronicled on the show &#8212; was taken into custody Wednesday night after cops pulled the guy over &#8230; and then learned there was an active warrant out for his arrest.
Law enforcement sources tell us Vieth had missed a recent court appearance in connection with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney&#8217;s Home Sold</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/15/tamra-barneys-home-sold/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 00:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Tamra Barney’s Ladera Ranch  home (she and Simon moved out, separately, in January) recently sold for 1.1 million.  The estranged couple lost the home through short sale, meaning they owed more than it was worth, so they got nothing from the sale.



Tamra has moved on with new love Eddie Judge, and Simon is still BFF’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Announces Orange County Casting Call</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/13/bravo-announces-orange-county-casting-call/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 11:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TPTB at Bravo pull this stunt during contract negotiations. The Real Housewives of Orange County have a casting call
Casting Call Information

City: Orange County
State: CA



THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY IS CASTING FOR ANOTHER SEASON 
Bravo’s celebrated show about real women, living fabulous real lives, is headed back to the OC! The hit reality TV series [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives and the Second Season Syndrome</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/03/new-jersey-housewives-and-the-second-season-syndrome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 23:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Ashley Holmes
Ashley Holmes and Danielle Staub
Manzo Family Mouthpiece?
Danielle Files Complaint Against Ashley
Bitch, Don&#8217;t Touch My Weave
We’ve seen it before. After the first season of Real Housewives, the celebrity goes to their heads, they think they are more important than they are, and bam! Second Season Syndrome.



Who’s suffered ( and made the viewer suffer) from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sunday Tidbits</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/02/sunday-tidbits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 15:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[May 2, 2010
So much snark, so little time&#8230;..
Vicki Gunvalson and Jill Zarin were both hawking their books at Borders in South Coast Plaza in Orange County California this week. I can’t imagine they bonded, since they are too much alike. Also, since Jill Zarin has an actual publisher and Vicki’s book is self-published, Jill had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Loses in Court</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/30/gretchen-loses-in-court/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 20:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This twitter is from Orlando Castano, Jay Photoglou’s attorney.
ojballer (an attorney?)
So today I made Gretchen Rossi fork over $22,375.05 to my client. She had 2 law firms &#38; 12 attys filing (cont) http://tl.gd/13el90
I’m sure Jay Photoglou will release a statement shortly.



Thanks to reader notontherug
Update: Slade Smiley twittered this:

@ojballer shall we post the documents from ur [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi: Pay Jay Photoglou? Hell No!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/29/gretchen-rossi-pay-jay-photoglou-hell-no/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 22:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Still, she has to return to court tomorrow.

Gretchen Rossi
Gretchen Rossi, one of the stars of The Real Housewives of Orange County,” avoided arrest Thursday by showing up to Harbor Justice Center in Laguna Hills at 8:30 in the morning.
She was supposed to appear there last Thursday (4/22), but when she was a no-show, the judge . [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lauri Waring&#8217;s Son Josh Arrested, Released</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/27/lauri-warings-son-josh-arrested-released/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 22:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Josh Waring articles:
Josh Waring&#8217;s &#8220;Reality&#8221;   Josh Waring Back in Jail    RHOC Parenting 101   Slayte Peterson   
Josh Waring&#8217;s &#8220;Cold War&#8221;  




Josh Waring, the son of former Real Housewives of Orange County diva Lauri Waring, and Phil Waring, a Coto de Caza resident, was arrested on April 23, a year to the day of his SECOND arrest last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou and Gretchen Rossi</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/24/jay-photoglou-and-gretchen-rossi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 16:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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One day after failing to appear in court to answer questions in Jay Photoglou’s lawsuit against her, Gretchen Rossi has filed a countersuit against him for defamation.
The Jay vs.. Gretchen Saga.. Go to More Absurdities for comments, articles, opinions, from the beginning of this story.
Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,jay photoglou
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Not in Court</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/23/gretchen-rossi-not-in-court/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 10:39:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No time to write! Yesterday, Gretchen Rossi was scheduled to appear in court to answer the subpoena by attorneys for stalker Jay Photoglou, exposing her assets in his continuing effort to collect $18,000 in court costs for last years restraining order . The judge gave her until next Thursday.
Whew!



For the complete Gretchen Rossi, Jay Photoglou [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino: C&#8217;est La Vie?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/17/alexis-bellino-cest-la-vie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 15:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;
alexis “before” pic
Latest Bravo rumor: Alexis Bellino and hubby Jim will not be appearing in season 6 of the Real Housewives of Orange County. . Imagine, after all they did to become cast members, only to be cast away after one season!&#160; Of course, Bravo does this with someone in the cast every season. Remember [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives on &#8220;Top Chef Masters&#8221;?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/15/orange-county-housewives-on-top-chef-masters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 21:15:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are chicken fingers on the menu?
more later
Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,vicki gunvalson,tamra barney,lynne curtin,alexis bellino
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		<title>What Will That 15 Minutes Cost Them?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/11/what-will-that-15-minutes-cost-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 13:02:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[nene leakes
Several months ago, I wrote  The NeNe Leakes Love Fest is Gone With the Wind. In that post I referred to both Tamra Barney of the Real Housewives of Orange County, and Jill Zarin having let this limited fame go to their respective heads.
tamra barney
In season three of the Real Housewives of New York, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Has Alexis Bellino Had Her Face &#8220;Done&#8221;?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/10/has-alexis-bellino-had-her-face-done/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 23:46:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[       
before                                         after



Looking at her new Facebook pics, it certainly seems like it. Gotta worry ‘bout that age thing 24/7/365. God said&#8230;&#8230;
Related:     Her Ex is Talking     the Bellinos Throw a Viewing Party
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and the Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/06/gretchen-rossi-and-the-jeff-beitzel-memorial-fund/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
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The Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund set up by Gretchen Rossi  with the Lymphoma and Leukemia Society has been the subject of intense media attention in the last weeks, Here is an excerpt of the statement she gave FoxNews yesterday:
Rossi claims she had no idea that the Leukemia &#38; Lymphoma Society did not carry out their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou Needs to Get a Hobby!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/06/jay-photoglou-needs-to-get-a-hobby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 14:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Update 4/8 He has another interview on radar today, same old tired story with that one pic he has of Gretchen and him.&#160; 
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/04/exclusive-interview-i-want-gretchen-rossi-prosecuted-says-ex
Or, he needs to get laid!
How’d you like to have this stalker/loser in your life!&#160; The only media outlet that will talk to him, Radaronline, talked to him again today, “exclusively”
“I want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Up With Simon Barney?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/01/whats-up-with-simon-barney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 14:36:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Hanging out with Jay Photoglou, that’s what!
Simon Barney, the soon to be ex of Tamra Barney, has formed a relationship of some sort with Jay Photoglou, Gretchen Rossi’s stalker. Since all the Gretchen Rossi hateration we saw on Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County, including that disgusting &#8220;Naked Wasted&#8221; episode, came from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Angry About Jeff Beitzel Rumor</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 10:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,slade smiley,jo de la rosa
Gretchen Rossi posted this on Facebook:



Gretchen Rossi I want to address a ridiculous rumor being posted. The Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund is with the Leukemia Soceity in O.C.! People can make donations 2 this fund directly by writing &#8220;For the Jeff Beitzel Memorial Fund&#8221;, Just as the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pay to the Order of Slade Smiley?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/18/pay-to-the-order-of-slade-smiley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,slade smiley
There’s a nasty rumor circulating around the ’net that goes like this:
I looked but didn&#8217;t see anything.



There are a few people posting on Gretchen&#8217;s facebook fan page that when they ordered her makeup and got a receipt, the receipt says &#8220;Payment to Slade Smiley&#8221; !!! Needless to say, people are NOT [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney and Eddie on Vacation</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/16/tamra-barney-and-eddie-on-vacation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eat your heart out, Simon.

Tamra Barney is dating Eddie Judge, a pal of her husband Simon Barney ( so Simon says) who accused Tamra of being unfaithful when he filed for divorce.
Tamra has gone public, and she looks extremely happy as you can see from the photos she took with Eddie during their trip to Panama.
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson, Publisher</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/14/vicki-gunvalson-publisher/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
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Our favorite narcissist, Vicki Gunvalson, of the Real Housewives of Orange County ,was not asked by a publisher to write her book, More Than a Housewife. Turns out she went to the trouble and expense to publish it herself.
She has Michael Wolfsmith, her less-than-ambitious son, selling them from his eBay page, at 30 bucks a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney: In Love</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/13/tamra-barney-in-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
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Tamra Barney thinks she’s in love with Eddie Judge.  She’s probably in love with decent treatment
This is on the Bravo website
Well, O.C. fans, it looks like our little Tamra has maybe found love again. During last night&#8217;s reunion live blog, the Real Housewife said that she was indeed dating Eddie Judge, a  &#8220;HOT Latin lover.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Reunion: Who Let the Dogs Out?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/11/orange-county-reunion-who-let-the-dogs-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a dud.




The Season 5 reunion of the Real Housewives of Orange County was a snoozefest. Perhaps TPTB at Bravo are saving the good footage for one of those “Lost Footage” episodes they seem to trot out during a ratings slump, but who knows?
At least Andy Cohen called out Slade Smiley on some of his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives Reunion Part 1:Absurd</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/11/orange-county-housewives-reunion-part-1absurd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Absurd and dull. Thanks to Andy Cohen’s unwillingness to ask a real question, there were no fireworks, just absurdities.
Absurd: Gretchen’s denial of the general, world-wide Slade Smiley hatred. Buying Jo de la Rosa’s music catalog?  Slade is still trying to hurt Jo, and using Gretchen to do it. Slime ball.



Absurd: Memo to Lynne Curtin: a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is Matt Keough Back in Jail?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/09/is-matt-keough-back-in-jail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rumor has it that Matt Keough, husband of former Real Housewives of Orange County star Jeana Keough, is back in jail. Last August, Orange County police arrested him for yet another DUI.
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		<title>Jeana Keough&#8217;s Home Saved Once Again</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/08/jeana-keoughs-home-saved-once-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was reported last week that Jeana Keough’s Coto de Caza home was to be auctioned off.
According to this article, the wolf is no longer at the door.

 


Former Orange County housewife Jeana Keough may be breathing a sigh of relief today.  According to Lanser on Real Estate, Keough reported that her 7-bedroom-9-bath Coto de Caza [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Curbing the Curtin Cubs</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/07/curbing-the-curtin-cubs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:29:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[



What a sad season finale for the Real Housewives of Orange County. This trainwreck has gone, in five seasons, from high camp to Greek tragedy.
All I was looking forward to was the appearance of Jo de la Rosa, original housewife and ex of Slade Smiley.  Alas, that was not to be, instead we get Lauri [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Simon&#8217;s Season</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/06/real-housewives-of-orange-county-simons-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A post-mortem for Simon Barney, of sorts.

Who ever thought Season 5 of the Real Housewives of Orange County would turn out to be “all Simon Barney, all the time”? From the first episode on, Simon Barney’s emotional meltdown has been the focus. This about a guy claiming to no longer wanting to participate in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Auction Date Set For Jeana Keough&#8217;s House</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/04/auction-date-set-for-jeana-keoughs-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:03:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jeana Keough of the Real Housewives of Orange County received her second notice of default in December. She has lowered the price from 5.5 million to 3.9.

from the real estalker:



But alas, whatever mortgage restructuring she managed to make happen back in the spring of 2009, it did not scratch her financial pinch itch for long [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did Vicki Gunvalson Storm Off the Set?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/01/did-vicki-gunvalson-storm-off-the-set/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sneak peek
In an interview with vegasnews this weekend, Gretchen Rossi gave that tidbit away (see below)&#160; She and Slade were in Las Vegas at the premiere party for “Fly Girls”. to air on CW later this month.
&#160;

In a grey BeBe dress, and without her pageant hair, Gretchen looks good in these pictures. She and Slade [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Of Orange County: Speaking of</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/27/real-housewives-of-orange-county-speaking-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

                                                              Jeana Keough
Speaking of Jeana Keough,  she was wearing her tolerant face in that conversation with Vicki. All the older housewives, Lauri Waring, Tammy Knickerbocker, and Kimberly Bryant wore that face when interacting with the Vickster!  The name of the face? You can’t change crazy, so go with the flow! Vicki crawling back to Jeana?  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Simon and Tamra Barney: The Lucy and Desi of Trash?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 17:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz didn’t make it either.  Just sayin’
                                                              Tamra Barney and Eddie Judge
No divorce , or even a hearing in the case of Simon Barney vs. Tamra Barney. But Tamra is getting her groove on with Eddie Judge , 37, of Ladera Ranch.
Tamra is expected to drop a “bombshell” in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did Vicki Gunvalson Let the Girls Come Out and Play?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;
from Star Magazine
The Real Housewives of Orange County&#8217;s Vicki Gunvalson has been married 15 years, but her husband Donn was the last thing on her mind when she kissed a 25-year-old college student while partying in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, last month.     &#34;Vicki was extremely outgoing and having a great time, like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Luann De Lesseps and Teresa Giudice on &#8220;Millionaire&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;

&#160;



Luann Countess De Lesseps (her post-divorce title) of The Real Housewives of New York looked stunning, as always. She was gracious to Meredith Viera and the contestant. The questions were easy,&#160;&#160; Danielle Staub read a question about her 19 times engaged, which of course the contestant got. The next question was about a poem, so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin &#8220;Home Schools&#8221; Alexa</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lynne Curtin, who has been described as “dumber than a box of rocks”, has allowed Alexa, her 17 year old, to drop out of school. That’s what homeschooling adds up to for this family. What  can she teach other than “How to Be a Grifter”?
I stumbled upon this article:
Lynne’s youngest daughter no longer attends school [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What? No Vicki Gunvalson? Women&#8217;s Empowerment Conference</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First posted on June 29 as a spoiler for Season 5
From the previews for Episode 15, it seems not to go well for Gretchen. This is where she launches her &#8220;Gretchen Christine Beaute&#8221; cosmetics line.



Kelly Rowland of The Fashion Show, Tyson Beckford of Make Me A Supermodel, Padma Lashkmi of Top Chef, and Patti Stanger [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino: Starving for Dollars</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 19:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
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The bitch is hungry. She sold herself to a man who will not allow her to eat.&#160; Everyone else in her world has to suffer because of it. She obviously has an eating disorder.
Ever notice&#160; her worst behavior with the other women is exhibited at meals. Jim Bellino is undeniably an ass, but I think [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OC Housewives: Mama Said</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/21/oc-housewives-mama-said-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 18:59:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Was anyone reminded of Joyce, Kandi Burruss’ mom on The Real Housewives of Atlanta while watching Gretchen Rossi’s mom Brenda and her reactions to Slade Smiley last night?
Whether it’s AJ Jewell or Slade Smiley , mama knows best!



Gretchen was clever in deflecting Slade’s marraige proposal on episode 14.  Good for her. Maybe she knows she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Real Housewives&#8217; Stars Appear on &#8216;Who Wants to Be a Millionaire&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The stars of The Real Housewives franchise are briefly leaving their gated communities for a chance to compete for the big million-dollar payout. Next week, from Monday, February 22 to Friday, February 26, some of Bravo&#8217;s controversial housewives will be participating on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, the TV quiz show hosted by Meredith [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou: In Love with Gretchen, or Slade?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 11:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There’s always Jay Photoglou.   The rejected ex-lover of Gretchen Rossi is still as obsessed as ever with getting money from Gretchen for his court costs and sending Slade Smiley to jail for child support.
This guy is unable to move on. Here’s his latest tweet:
Getting someone served is not as easy as I thought it would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OC Episode 13 Sneak Peek</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
from the oc register

The cast of “The Real Housewives of Orange County” during slightly happier times. From left: Tamra Barney, Vicki Gunvalson, Lynne Curtin, Alexis Bellino and Gretchen Rossi. Photo by Isabella Vosmikova, Bravo
If you watched the end of last week’s drama-fueled episode, you’ll recall that it concluded with a catty argument in a San [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson&#8217;s Daughter to Get Biopsy Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 22:07:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 Briana Wolfsmith
Briana Wolfsmith, 22, the daughter of Vicki Gunvalson of the Real Housewives of Orange County, is scheduled to have another biopsy on the nodules on her thyroid today.



Vicki posted this an hour ago on Facebook:
Vicki Gunvalson Prayers are needed for Briana today. It&#8217;s biopsy day again.
Prayers are needed&#8230; &#124; Facebook
Let’s hope the news is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou: Scorned and Vengeful</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jay Photoglou, the ex-boyfriend of Gretchen Rossi, simply will not go away. He is so obsessed with Gretchen that he files court order after court order to hurt and defame her as much as he can.
He has an inside connection to radaronline, they will print anything he says. He, of course, is the one who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin:Common Sense Not So Common</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As we have seen the Curtin family struggle from week to week on the Real Housewives of Orange County, this author gives his perspective.
excerpt from the OC Register:
From time to time, I’ll catch an episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County with my wife, and marvel at the parenting in these well-to-do households. A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley on &#8220;The List&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:21:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: He has a court hearing later this month&#8230;will keep you posted.
Gretchen Rossi supports Slade&#8230;..100%
According to Radar online, Slade has no means of support other than Gretchen.
They have obtained court papers filed by  Slade declaring 0 income. He also lives with Gretchen.
On her blog, she has tried to defend Slade as well  as she could.
“Must [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: You&#8217;ve Been Served!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
And served. Between Lynne Curtin’s eviction notice and the fact that these ladies have no table manners, last night was funny as hell&#8230;.on a deeply absurd level. 
My mother told me, the first time I got married ( don’t ask!) to always keep my own money. Great advice! What the hell is wrong with these women?
Why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin: Her Dream World</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this LA times interview, she seems to believe everything she says, including the last landlord wanting her security deposit so she could get her own plastic surgery!
Here’s an excerpt:
A lot of the readers of this blog have commented about the lack of boundaries you and your husband have in place. How do you respond [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Speaks to the LA Times</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

It’s an extremely long interview in which she talks about Slade Smiley, Jeff Beitzel, Jo de la Rosa and her relationship with Tamra Barney
Here’s an excerpt about her blog post:
The rift seems to now center on this blog post you wrote. Tamra [Barney] wants you to take it down, but you refuse. Can you talk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OC Housewives Teaser: The Curtin&#8217;s Third Eviction</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is not the second eviction in May, this is the one caught on tape by Bravo, the night after the Curtins’ dinner party, in late August.

The girls in San Francisco. Brianna Wolfsmith,Vicki’s daughter,  who has her own drama this week, is on the left.
 
Lynne says, “I’m your wife. You just, you need to tell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Still Whinin&#8217; Calls Tamra &#8220;Scorpion&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 23:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This time, to the OC Register

Related: Simon Slapped Tamra on NYE
His name is Eddie Judge. He’s from Ladera Ranch. Radaronline.com reported that Simon Barney, the man to whom Tamra has been married for 11 years, caught Eddie and Tamra holding hands and “acting like a couple” Saturday night at a club in the Hard Rock [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shady Jim Bellino</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is his ad on craigslist. Wouldn’t you like to know the interest rate? Apply at your own risk!
Date: 2010-01-25, 10:05AM PST
Reply to: jimbellino@yahoo.com
NO GAMES!!!!!THIS IS MY PRIVATE MONEY. IF YOU HAVE COLLATERAL JUST E-MAIL YOUR SCENARIO AND I WILL E-MAIL BACK TERMS, THAT SIMPLE.CALIFORNIA REAL ESTATE AND OTHER COLLATERAL SEE BELOW.NO CREDIT SCORES NO [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Did Simon Beat Tamra?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 23:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Posted on Simon’s Facebook page:



 
THIS IS COMING FROM A REAL FAMILY FRIEND! SIMON YOU HAVE LOST IT! I AM READING WHAT YOU WROTE AND IT MAKES ME SICK! WHY DONT YOU TELL PEOPLE THE TRUTH. EDDIE WAS NEVER A FRIEND OF YOURS, HE WAS A FRIEND OF MARCOS&#8217;S THAT YOU HAD BEEN AROUND A FEW [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whinin&#8217; Simon Barney</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/07/whinin-simon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Blaming this on Vicki too?
Why isn’t this guy at a Superbowl Party or something&#8230;&#8230;



More from Facebook:
Eddie was a family friend.He has been at my dinner table with my kids breaking bread.Went to my daughters 4th B-day dinner.He has given me presents for christmas. Hugs me everytime he sees me.My family and me are devistated that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Simon and Tamra Barney&#8217;s Facebook Feud</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can’t keep from laughing at Simon Barney. I wonder how being such a crying, complaining little girl is going over with his biker friends?
Apparently he ran into Tamra in Vegas with another man. What does he do? Posts on Facebook, like any 5th grade girl:
Well. Wow. My wife told me she was
los Angeles. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino Fans and Non-Fans</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/07/alexis-bellino-fans-and-non-fans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 20:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alexis Bellino, apparently upset by some of the comments about her, tweeted this:

Alexis Bellino
On Friday 5th February 2010, @AlexisBellino said:
reply 
Woe, sometimes people can be so harsh. I just want to address one thing for all my fans (and non-fan stephanie)&#8230; I only have one nanny now AND I have two careers&#8230; Please get your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki is &#8220;Repulsed&#8221; by Slade&#8217;s Sock</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/07/vickie-is-repulsed-by-slades-sock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
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Vicki Gunvalson and Jeana Keough talk about Season 5. Vicki, in case you didn’t  know, works.
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		<title>OK, What&#8217;s an &#8220;All Male Tush Push?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/06/ok-whats-an-all-male-tush-push/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 15:32:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  When Tamra Barney used this term on the Real Housewives of Orange County  Thursday, I thought nothing about it.   It was just like “tea-bagging” to me, another one of Tamras sexual terms that she and her ilk knew and used.
Then I went to a friend’s blog and found this:
Ok, I’m embarrassed for some of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Aw, Simon Barney, We&#8217;ll Miss You</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/05/aw-simon-barney-well-miss-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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Simon Barney has decided to stop bitchin’ and moanin’ at Bravo .



Couldn’t get her back, huh, Simon? Didn’t he and Vicki look like two pigs fighting over the blanket in last night’s episode?  And dumbass Tamra loved it!
This week’s blog will be completely different than my past ones. I wanted to start by thanking everyone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lauri Waring Re-Writes History</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/05/lauri-waring-re-writes-history/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 16:51:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since we had to go there&#8230;
Lauri Waring Peterson appeared via Skype on “Watch What Happens: Live” with Andy Cohen. Of course, she was asked about her fling with Slade Smiley between Seasons 1 and 2 of the Real Housewives of Orange County. 
Riding on the skirts? 



Anyone out there remember when we all thought Slade Smiley had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson Works</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/05/vicki-gunvalson-works/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 
In a Real Housewives of Orange County season so bad that Vicki Gunvalson looks good, are we tired of hearing her say she works?  Among her train wreck co-stars, this is phenomenal, but really Vicki?  In the real world, we all do. And raised wonderful children, own homes and the whole nine yards.
This season is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex and the Single Tamra Barney</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/04/sex-and-the-single-tamra-barney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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photo from the “Housewives Make under” segment on Oprah
Well. Turns out Simon Barney is more of a control-freak douchebag than many fans of The Real Housewives of Orange County thought.
The husband of Tamra Barney, in a dramatic gesture, filed for divorce last Wednesday, three days after Tamra moved out of their Ladera Ranch short sale [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen&#8217;s Blog About Tamra</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/04/gretchens-blog-about-tamra/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is, in case she takes it down
This is the blog I wrote after the airing of the reunion show last year (season four). Both Tamra and my blog were removed from the bravo website due to unknown reasons, and therefore I found it important to make sure the truth was still heard. This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives: One Happy Family</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/04/orange-county-housewives-one-happy-family/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:26:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On tonight&#8217;s Real Housewives of Orange County, Lynne Curtin, who broke down at the last “Housewives” meal, says, “Every dinner I’ve been to has drama.” Then we see a scene where one of the wives (probably Lynne) is holding a bottle of red wine that says, “Bitch.” It’s a 2008 — I hear that’s a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Andy&#8217;s &#8220;Bloodbath&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/01/bravo-andys-bloodbath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
The Real Housewives of Orange County are in Los Angeles filming the season 5 reunion special.
Andy Cohen tweeted this last night:



Freaking OC Housewives bloodbath continues! Still here -in hour 8 of shooting.
Watch What Happens!
The reunion will probably air March 4, followed by the season 3 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City.
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		<title>Jay Photoglou : Same Old, Same Old</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/31/jay-photoglou-same-old-same-old/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[follow me on twitter 
RadarOnline , the only media outlet still in cahoots with Jay Photoglou, posted this crap as the Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5 reunion is being filmed.
Jay Photoglou,aka, Heidi, posted this on What&#8217;s Left of My Head months ago.
Still looking for that 15 minutes, Jay?  So sad.
 



Read The Court Documents
EXCLUSIVE: Gretchen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Flunked Out of the Caroline Manzo School of Parenting</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/31/lynne-curtin-flunked-out-of-the-caroline-manzo-school-of-parenting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Actually, it&#8217;s oxymoronic to compare Lynne Curtin to Caroline Manzo, since all they have in common is age.   Common sense ain’t common, and it’s on a respirator in the Curtin household.



I never write about “Real Kids” under 18, which is why you see no mention of them on my websites. But the powers the be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Responds to Criticism of Slade</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gretchen Rossi had this to say on her Blog 




I have been friends with Slade for 9 years now and I am very familiar with what has transpired with his son. Please do not believe everything you read in the press. Slade is paying of Grayson’s medical bills sweetie not child support. His son has had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin to File For Bankruptcy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Manzano wants his money
RIVERSIDE — ‘O.C. Housewife’ Lynne Curtin and husband Frank  may file for bankruptcy, the pair told reporters today.
They were  in court  so a real estate investor who won a $1.26 million judgment against them could check out their assets.
“Everyone thinks because of the show we’re gazillionaires,” Lynne Curtin said after coming out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen&#8217;s Blog About Tamra</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/26/gretchens-blog-about-tamra-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 00:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is, in case she takes it down
This is the blog I wrote after the airing of the reunion show last year (season four). Both Tamra and my blog were removed from the bravo website due to unknown reasons, and therefore I found it important to make sure the truth was still heard. This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County and Their E-mails</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/25/real-housewives-of-orange-county-and-their-e-mails/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 07:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After I posted Liar, Liar Pants on Fire, referring to Jay Photoglou, Simon  and Tamra Barney’s text messaging during the “Lost Footage” episode, Jay Photoglou sent me this series of emails:
From: Gretchen christine rossi
To: ‘Jay Photoglou’
Sent: Sun, 1 Feb 2009 11:53 am
Subject: FW: Your constant BS and lies.
This is hilarious, read from the bottom! Simon’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jim Bellino: The Hottie Every Woman Craves</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/24/great-sketch-of-jim-bellino/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 16:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Isn’t it funny the editing monsters at Bravo never showed us what the woman allegedly flirting with Jim Bellino at Gretchen’s Tupperware party on the last episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County actually did? Perhaps they are saving it for the inevitable “Lost Footage”.
Memo to Alexis Bellino:  No one wants your master!  Not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney&#8217;s Reaction to Gretchen&#8217;s Blog</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/23/tamra-barneys-reaction-to-gretchens-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamra Barney of the Real Housewives of Orange County seems to have a short memory. Or, as my grandmother would say:
Pot. Kettle. Black 
Here’s what she wrote on her latest Bravo blog:



Gretchen choice NOT to remove her blog spoke loudly to me. How could I take someone seriously when they wrote six pages of nasty words [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;It&#8217;s not how much money you have, it&#8217;s how good you look spending it.&#8217; &#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/22/its-not-how-much-money-you-have-its-how-good-you-look-spending-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lynne Curtin avoids third eviction, so far.
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Earlier this week, it was reported  that Lynne Curtin and her family faced their third eviction in the past nine months. Since August, they have been renting a place in Aliso Viejo.
But the lawyer who filed the latest eviction notice against the couple — in October — told the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley: &#8220;It&#8217;s Hard Out Here for a Pimp&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/18/slade-smiley-its-hard-out-here-for-a-pimp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 10:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
I just had to use that title from the “Hustle and Flow” movie.
Slade, before the hairpiece
The pimp rules state you must isolate your prey from everyone else. That’s why Slade Smiley, deadbeat dad of the year, talks to Gretchen Rossi about the other housewives constantly. And Gretchen Rossi, nice girl with a proven bad taste [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: January 7 Sneak Peek</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/17/real-housewives-of-orange-county-january-7-sneak-peek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spoiler Alert

Finally, a new episode of the Real Housewives of Orange County.
Tonight, marital issues continue to be on the front burner. We’re gleaning what we can from commercial teasers and from video clips posted this week on Bravo’s Web site, bravotv.com.
In the first scene, we visit Simon and Tamra  at their Ladera Ranch home. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Pursuit of Fame</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/17/alexis-bellinos-pursuit-of-fame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 23:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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How delusional could Taliban and Tits be?&#160; Apparently, they pursued a spot on the Real Housewives of Orange County with a vengeance. They didn’t think their pseudo-religious-no-child-rearing-total fakeness would&#160; be seen through by anyone with half a brain. Johan and Francois, Alex and Simon’s kids on the Real Housewives of New York [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Grayson Smiley Websites Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 22:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Thegraysonfoundation.org/ is gone.&#160; It’s a parked domain. 



This was the website set up by Slade Smiley smiley for his little boy Grayson
His mothers website, Amazing Gray, is still in existence.
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		<title>Joe Giudice and Tamra Barney? According to Ramona</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/15/joe-giudice-and-tamra-barney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Ramona Singer of the Real Housewives of New York City, Joe Giudice , husband of table-flipping Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey had dinner with Tamra Barney  of the Real Housewives of Orange County last night and had some sort of an accident!
This is what Ramona posted on Facebook :
Ramona [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Has Third Eviction Order!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/12/lynne-curtin-has-third-eviction-order/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 23:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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RadarOnline.com has exclusively uncovered court documents that show Frank and Lynne Curtin  from Real Housewives of Orange County are getting evicted from the house they currently live in.
See Lynne Curtin Eviction Papers
Shockingly, this makes it the third time an unlawful detainer has been filed against the Curtins in 9 months,
According to the court papers the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Has Launched a Singing Career</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/12/gretchen-rossi-has-launched-a-singing-career/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Click Here TO LISTEN TO &#8220;NOTHING WITHOUT YOU&#8221;

 
No Comment.  Really.
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		<title>Ryan Vieth as &#8220;Sex Symbol&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/11/ryan-vieth-as-sex-symbol/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hope you’re not eating!

This picture of Ryan, the son of Tamra from The Really Plastic HoWives of Orange County, really has me scratching my life ring in confusion. I don&#8217;t know whether to reach for my rape whistle, or reach for the Lubriderm (I&#8217;m out of lube). I&#8217;m leaning towards the former since Ryan&#8217;s eyes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex and the Single Tamra Barney</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/10/sex-and-the-single-tamra-barney-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 15:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

                                     photo from the “Housewives Make under” segment on Oprah
Well. Turns out Simon Barney is more of a control-freak douchebag than many fans of The Real Housewives of Orange County thought.
The husband of Tamra Barney, in a dramatic gesture, filed for divorce last Wednesday, three days after Tamra moved out of their Ladera Ranch short [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County are &#8220;Un-Rehensible&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/10/real-housewives-of-orange-county-are-un-rehensible/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 03:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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UNREHENSIBLE:  Who can believe Simon Barney filed for divorce (no attorney) from Tammy Sue on the day this episode aired! It was “unrehensible”&#8230;a last ditch effort to control his “Svengali” creation now that she’s no longer barefoot and pregnant, and, through Real Housewives, had her own income. ( Hope she took whatever’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County are &#8220;Un-Rehensible&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/09/real-housewives-of-orange-county-are-un-rehensible-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 13:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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UNREHENSIBLE:&#160; Who can believe Simon Barney filed for divorce (no attorney) from Tammy Sue on the day this episode aired! It was “unrehensible”&#8230;a last ditch effort to control his “Svengali” creation now that she’s no longer barefoot and pregnant, and, through Real Housewives, had her own income. ( Hope she took whatever’s left of her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Barney Has Filed for Divorce</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/07/simon-barney-has-filed-for-divorce/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 22:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charges Tamra Barney with infidelity.
Radar Online reports Tamra Barney’s husband Simon filed for divorce on Wednesday, charging his wife with infidelity
Read Court Documents Here
In the bombshell divorce papers Simon Barney wrote: “Petitioner contends that Respondent has been verbally abusive and has committed acts of disloyalty and infidelity.”
Tamra  moved out of their million dollar home this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Her Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the complete story of Gretchen Rossi and her men, Slade Smiley, Jay Photoglou and Jeff Beitzel,go to More Absurdities.
On this website, you will read what Judy Fike, Jeff’s sister, had to say. Also, Sharon Beitzel,Sharon Beitzel the mother of Jake and Jill, shares some of her anger . Additionally, there are comments from the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson Throws Ex Under the Bus</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 23:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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This time, it’s to promote her book, “More Than a Housewife.” Mike Wolfsmith, her former husband and father of Briana and Michael, has probably learned to duck when she starts slinging the barbs at him.&#160; This is the load of BS she recently told&#160; FoxNews:

&#34;Real Housewives of Orange starlet Vicki Gunvalson has been living her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives: Q and A</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/31/orange-county-housewives-q-and-a/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 01:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slade Smiley , the 6th Housewife
A little history lesson:
Q.  Why does Vicki Gunvalson  hate Slade Smiley  so?
A. It all goes back to Season 1, when Slade and Jo de la Rosa were added to the original cast as the “engaged” couple. Slade Smiley and the producer Scott Dunlop, were neighbors and friends at the time.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Does Taxes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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What the photo above has to do with taxes I can’t say.&#160; Gretchen Rossi posted this pic on her Facebook Fan Page. announcing this was a pic from the TurboTax commercial she shot today.
Other pictures on her Facebook page:
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These are from the People Magazine photoshoot with the “guilty pleasures”of 2009 Real Housewives of Atlanta, The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jim and Alexis Bellino: &#8220;The 50&#8217;s Called..&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/27/jim-and-alexis-bellino-the-50s-called/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 17:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not since Lauri Waring and George Peterson has a couple on the Real Housewives of Orange County inspired such “hateration’.  Since joining the cast for season 5, “Taliban Jim” and St. Boob have had nothing but negative feedback from viewers. 
Here’s an example of the negative feedback:
I can&#8217;t express how much I can&#8217;t stand Alexis [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Television Without Pity on Lockdown</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/27/television-without-pity-on-lockdown-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Real Housewives of Orange County Message Board Shutdown.
Everyone knew when Bravo TV bought the popular message board Television Without Pity, better known as TWOP, no good would come of it.
On December 22, 2009, the powers that be shut down the Real Housewives of Orange County message board.
So much for television without pity. Apparently, they do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Television Without Pity on Lockdown</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Real Housewives of Orange County Message Board Shutdown.
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Everyone knew when Bravo TV bought the popular message board Television Without Pity, better known as TWOP, no good would come of it.
On December 22, 2009, the powers that be shut down the Real Housewives of Orange County message board.
So much for television without pity. Apparently, they do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is Tamra Barney a Grandma?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/24/is-tamra-barney-a-grandma/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 02:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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According to sources following Ryan Vieth on Facebook, Ryan has a one month old child named Dakota Vieth. Whether this baby-mama is the same from last year’s “nugget” tattoo episode is not clear.
In other Ryan Vieth news, he is having a twitter war with Slade Smiley, of all people. Apparently, it began when Slade dissed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin&#8217;s Pre-Eviction Facelift</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/23/lynne-curtins-pre-eviction-facelift/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:58:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
                           
before                                                      after



Lynne Curtin&#8217; of the Real Housewives of Orange County had quite an interesting summer. Just prior to her second eviction since May for non-payment of rent, Lynne Curtin had herself a Dr. Ambe facelift.
Looking younger for the sheriff’s police: priceless!
RELATED LINKS:
Lynne Curtin&#8217;s Eviction      Lynne Curtin Belongs in Handcuffs     Charity for Lynne Curtin?
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		<title>Lynne and Frank Curtin: Scam Artists</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/22/lynne-and-frank-curtin-scam-artists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 20:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While combing the web for more info on the $1.2mil. judgment against the Curtins, I stumbled upon this. I removed the name and phone number.
Lynne and Frank Curtin scammed me out of over $750,000. I am trying to collect the riverside County judgment I have against them for over $1,200,000 but they keep moving from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson’s Wild Kingdom</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/17/vicki-gunvalson%e2%80%99s-wild-kingdom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Episode 6 Sneak Peek
 
Our favorite narcissist  Vicki Gunvalson  wanted the trip to be a girls-only affair, but three of the male significant others have tagged along: Simon Barney,  Jim Bellino, and everybody’s favorite “Housewife,”  Slade Smiley, . After a day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kara Keough an Intern at E!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/16/kara-keough-an-intern-at-e/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Kara Keough, offspring of Jeana Keough from The Real Housewives of Orange County, is working as an intern at E! entertainment these days.
Kara, 21, recently transferred from Berkeley and the “bummers” to UCLA, closer to Hollywood, her true ambition. 




Kara played the little girl who befriended the monkey in the 1995 Dustin Hoffman film &#8220;Outbreak&#8221;, shown [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Barney&#8217;s Spin Control</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/14/simon-barneys-spin-control/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County was pretty rough for  Simon Barney  Both in front of the camera and behind the scenes, his wife Tamra behaved like a mean teenager jealous of the new girl in town, Gretchen Rossi. Quite unbecoming behavior for a mother of four in her forties.  
Unfortunately for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley&#8216;s Court Documents</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alan&#160; Butterfield via radaronline has released the latest court order concerning Slade Smiley and the child support owed Michelle Arroyo, Grayson Smiley’s mother.



Here it is
http://www.radaronline.com/sites/default/files/ochousewifedoc.pdf
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		<title>Simon Barney&#8217;s Spin Control</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/13/simon-barneys-spin-control-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County was pretty rough for&#160; Simon Barney&#160; Both in front of the camera and behind the scenes, his wife Tamra behaved like a mean teenager jealous of the new girl in town, Gretchen Rossi. Quite unbecoming behavior for a mother of four in her forties.&#160; 
Unfortunately for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Says</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Season 4 of the Real Housewives of Orange County was pretty rough for  Simon Barney  Both in front of the camera and behind the scenes, his wife Tamra behaved like a mean teenager jealous of the new girl in town, Gretchen Rossi. Quite unbecoming behavior for a mother of four in her forties.  
Unfortunately for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino: Changing the World</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/12/alexis-bellino-changing-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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quote from the daily pilot:
“I hope I can touch people in some way and show them how they can be more Christian,” she said. “We’re in church on Sunday; I stay at home with the kids.” 
OMG! (pun intended) In the delusional world of the Real Housewives of Orange County, Alexis Bellino and her husband Jim [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino: Changing the World</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 11:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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quote from the daily pilot:
“I hope I can touch people in some way and show them how they can be more Christian,” she said. “We’re in church on Sunday; I stay at home with the kids.”&#160; 

OMG! (pun intended) In the delusional world of the Real Housewives of Orange County, Alexis Bellino and her husband [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Messy Divorce</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/06/real-housewives-of-orange-county-alexis-bellinos-messy-divorce/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 10:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from Radar Online:
Before she became one of The Real Housewives of Orange County,  Alexis Bellino was Alexis Barry and her 2004 divorce from  Jeff Barry could make a TV show on its own.
The Barry divorce was finalized June 12, 2004. She later married creepy Jim Bellino and became the “Stepford Wife” she is today
Alexis accused Jeffrey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Ex is Talking</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/23/alexis-bellinos-ex-is-talking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 04:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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                                              alexis and jeff handy, back in the day
It turns out the Real Housewives of Orange County’s new diva, Alexis Bellino, , is no stranger to drama. In fact, her war of words with former husband Jeff Barry makes for one of the nastiest Real Housewives divorces ever.
Newcomer Alexis and her first husband separated after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Sue on the George Lopez Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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George Lopez was not happy about the “waiting tables” remark ol’ Tammy Sue made on his show last week.  She seemed quite inebriated.  And can Alexis actually wear a shorter dress?  Just sayin’
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		<title>Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Ex is Talking</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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It turns out the Real Housewives of Orange County’s new diva, Alexis Bellino, , is no stranger to drama. In fact, her war of words with former husband Jeff Barry makes for one of the nastiest Real Housewives divorces ever.
Newcomer Alexis and her first husband separated after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Bellino&#8217;s Throw a &#8220;Viewing&#8221; Party</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/21/the-bellinos-throw-themselves-a-viewing-party/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Alexis Bellino and her husband Jim had more than 100 guests gathered at the Winery restaurant in Tustin Thursday night for a &#8220;Housewives&#8221; viewing party. It was the first episode in which Bellino, 32, was officially introduced as a &#8220;real housewife.&#8221;
see also:      Alexis Bellino
del.icio.us Tags: alexis bellino,jim bellino,frank curtin,simon barney,tustin,ca. newport coast,ca.
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson: The Ugly American</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/13/vicki-gunvalson-the-ugly-american/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this on a message board, had to copy it!  This is the feedback from Vicki Gunvalson filmed trip to Italy on the Real Housewives of Orange County:
Dear Vicki,
I am taking this opportunity to thank you for bringing American/Italian relations to an all time low (this would include that unfortunate Mussolini period). I am now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Removes Slade Smiley&#8217;s Blog</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/12/whoa-slade-tell-us-how-you-really-feel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I’d known this would happen, I would have copied the whole thing!&#160; Here’s page one of what he had to say about Vicki and Tamra, and his relationship with Gretchen.
Question: Why did Bravo publish Slade’s blog, only to remove it?&#160; I know everyone on the official website is expected to “play nice”, so why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney&#8217;s Short Sale in Escrow</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/12/tamra-barneys-short-sale-in-escrow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[‘O.C. Housewives’ Ladera short sale in escrow
 

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Who says short sales — or homes in Ladera Ranch — can’t sell?



The Ladera family home of Tamra Barney  one of cable TV’s “Real Housewives of Orange County” is in escrow. It had been listed as a “short sale” for $1.149 million. (Late last year, the 4,300-square-foot, 5-bedroom, 5.5-bathroom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another &#8220;Real Housewife&#8221; Book</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/11/another-real-housewife-book/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This time, it’s our favorite psycho Vicki Gunvalson, with a “how to be like Vicki” book, due out next week.  
Guess what&#8230;you can save money off the $26.00 price tag by pre-ordering!  Thrilling, yes?
 
Vicki Gunvalson of The Real Housewives of Orange County  fame, shares through her book, More Than a Housewife, the reality of dealing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of OC Season 5</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/09/real-housewives-of-oc-season-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 21:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The  Real Housewives of Orange County Season 5 promises to be even more Tamra Barney vs. Gretchen Rossi, in rounds. What a bore! In the premiere, they meet at the St. Regis to view Lynne Curtin’s Cuffs and have dinner. There, with psycho-monster Vicki Gunvalson and passive/aggressive Jeana Keough stirring the pot, they have a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Update on Upside Down Tamra Barney</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/07/update-on-upside-down-tamra-barney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps they can borrow money from Vicki Gunvalson ?  Or move in with Gretchen Rossi!


3 Pointe Circle 

This post is actually an update to my“Tamra Barney&#8217;s Short Sale.
It looks like the Barneys, Simon and Tamra, bought/closed escrow on 3 Pointe Circle on September 8, 2005.  Just a hair over four years later, 9/14/09,  a notice of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Saying Good-bye to Jeana Keough</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/01/saying-good-bye-to-jeana-keough/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Jeana Keough was one of the original housewives from season one. She has been voted in some polls as the most popular cast member.
This season, viewers will see Jeana go through significant lifestyle changes because of the sputtering economy and sagging real estate market.
&#8220;We&#8217;re not going out to eat as much,&#8221; said Jeana, 54, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Alexis Bellino&#8217;s Messy Divorce</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/20/real-housewives-of-orange-county-alexis-bellinos-messy-divorce-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 23:24:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from Radar Online:
Before she became one of The Real Housewives of Orange County, &#160;Alexis Bellino&#160;was Alexis Barry and her 2004 divorce from&#160; Jeff Barry could make a TV show on its own.
The Barry divorce was finalized June 12, 2004. She later married creepy Jim Bellino and became the “Stepford Wife” she is today
&#160;
Alexis accused Jeffrey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OC Housewives “Jaywalked” on Tuesday</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/01/oc-housewives-%e2%80%9cjaywalked%e2%80%9d-on-tuesday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m “Tardy for the Party”




Did you know that Christopher Columbus was from Ohio? Or that Nancy Pelosi is Gloria Allred?  Jay Leno had a hard time keeping a straight face when questioning Jeana Keough, Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Barney on “Battle of the Jaywalk All Stars” Tuesday night.
Everyone was true to form. Tamra was plain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi, Slade Smiley and Jeff&#8217;s Money</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/28/will-gretchen-rossi-let-slade-spend-her-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Technorati Tags: slade smiley,gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,jo de la rosa,the real housewives of orange county,jeff beitzel

Gretchen and Slade in an upcoming episode from Season 5
 
 



Well, Slade Smiley managed to get back on The Real Housewives of Orange County for Season 5 via Gretchen Rossi. Will Gretchen let Slade run through the 2.5 mil.left to her by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Sneak Peek</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/27/real-housewives-of-orange-county-sneak-peek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Slideshow &#8211; Entertainment &#8211; Some guys just can&#8217;t get enough of the &#8220;Housewives.&#8221; Slade Smiley, left, hangs out with girlfriend Gretchen Rossi in an upcoming episode
Spoiler alert
from the oc register
The fifth season of the county&#8217;s best-loved (and most-hated) reality TV series premieres at 10 p.m. Nov. 5 on Bravo. After that, it will air at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will Gretchen Let Slade Spend Her Money?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 18:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Well, Slade Smiley managed to get back on The Real Housewives of Orange County for Season 5 via Gretchen Rossi.&#160; Will Gretchen let Slade run through the 2.5 mil.left to her by Jeff Beitzel?



It’s a valid question.&#160; Slade Smiley, a former championship bike racer from Anchorage, Alaska ( and yes, that’s his real name) managed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will Gretchen Rossi Let Slade Spend Her Money?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 16:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Technorati Tags: slade smiley,gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,jo de la rosa,the real housewives of orange county,jeff beitzel

Gretchen and Slade in an upcoming episode from Season 5





Well, Slade Smiley managed to get back on The Real Housewives of Orange County for Season 5 via Gretchen Rossi.&#160; Will Gretchen let Slade run through the 2.5 mil.left to her by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County Sneak Peek</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/25/real-housewives-of-orange-county-sneak-peek-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 21:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Slideshow &#8211; Entertainment &#8211; Some guys just can&#8217;t get enough of the &#34;Housewives.&#34; Slade Smiley, left, hangs out with girlfriend Gretchen Rossi in an upcoming episode
Spoiler alert
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The fifth season of the county&#8217;s best-loved (and most-hated) reality TV series premieres at 10 p.m. Nov. 5 on Bravo. After that, it will air at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Belongs in Cuffs</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/08/lynne-curtin-belongs-in-cuffs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the readers sent me the following:
Just to clarify, Cuff Luv is the trademarked name of our accessories line. Ms. Curtin illegally used this name for her bracelets and we have made several attempts to contact her to cease the usage of our trademark. Cuff Luv is still in business and in fact just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin: From WTF to OMG! Grand Theft Accusation</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/04/lynne-curtin-from-wtf-to-omg-grand-theft-accusation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the OC Register:
The homeowner of the Laguna Beach house that “The Real Housewives of Orange County” reality star  rented and Lynne Curtin was recently evicted from filed a criminal report for grand theft with the Laguna Beach Police Department this morning, according to Lt. Jason Kravetz.
The Curtin family moved out of their rented Arch [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Curtin&#8217;s Hoped for Movie Careers for Alexa/Raquel</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/04/curtins-hoped-for-movie-careers-for-alexaraquel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2009 15:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Realitytea fans:  Here’s the article I posted back in September. Hope you can link it now
A Dispute Magnified by the Glare of Celebrity
By Andrea Adelson
Lynne Curtin The cable television audience for &#8220;Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; sometime this season can expect to see the real life eviction of one of the show&#8217;s stars, but their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Real WTF?: Charity Website for Lynne Curtin</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/03/a-real-wtf-charity-website-for-lynne-curtin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I read about this earlier today and thought it was a hoax.  But one of my readers sent me this link:  Read the comments below, they do indeed sum it up. To the three people who have contributed: give it to someone working hard and paying their bills&#8230;.I take all contributions!
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Bailout [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Second Eviction for Lynne Curtin Since May</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/03/second-eviction-for-lynne-curtin-since-may/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
It was reported last week that Lynne Curtin of the Real Housewives of Orange County were to be out of their rented house on August 27, but they had not moved as of that date.
Well folks, it turns out Curtin and her husband were evicted from their Capistrano Beach home in late May&#160; (the home [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Matt Keough Arrested for Drunk Driving</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/19/matt-keough-arrested-for-drunk-driving/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 23:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many people don’t understand why Matt Keough, the ex of Jeana Keough, is ever behind the wheel.
                         from tmz:
Being busted for DUI is nothing new for Matt Keough of &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County &#8212; but this latest bust takes the cake.



Law enforcement sources tell TMZ they busted Keough on Saturday afternoon when he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Curtains for Lynne Curtin</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/17/its-curtains-for-lynne-curtin/</link>
		<comments>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/17/its-curtains-for-lynne-curtin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 17:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel like a real estate reporter!

Another Housewife  Evicted

Get ready to add Lynn Curtin&#8217;s name to the long list of hos from The Real Housewives series who have been kicked out of their humble abodes due to not paying their bills! TMZ says that while the cameras were rolling, Lynn received an eviction notice from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kara Keough on Season 5</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/29/kara-keough-on-season-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 17:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;



Jeana Keough&#160; and her brat pack may or may not return for at least some of Season 5 on The Real Housewives of Orange County.&#160; There doesn’t seem to be a definite answer on another season of Kara Keough mugging for the camera and Shane Keough disrespecting his mother. 
Watch What Happens



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Shane&#8217;s Shame&#160;&#160;&#160; Jeana [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney&#8217;s Home on Short Sale</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/28/tamra-barneys-home-on-short-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 22:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More “Real Housewives” Real Estate
 
The family home of Tamra Barney , one personality on cable TV’s “Real Housewives of Orange County ,” has been relisted for sale with an asking price of $1.149 million for the Ladera Ranch house. Late last year, the 4,300-square-foot, 5-bedroom, 5.5-bathroom home (Click on the pictures above for a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Josh Waring Back in Jail: Who&#8217;s Fault?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/19/real-housewives-josh-waring-back-in-jail-whos-fault/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 22:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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&#160;
Josh Waring has been troubled for many years.&#160; He was in the middle of the Lauri and Phil Waring contentious divorce. Ashley Zarlin, Lauri’s oldest, has a different father and didn’t care, Sophie was too young. 
But were his problems exacerbated by reality television?
Back in the “age of innocence” four years ago, when we were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Josh Waring&#8217;s &#8220;Reality&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/19/josh-warings-reality/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Part Two 
In Season 2  of the Real Housewives of Orange County, Lauri meets George Peterson.  If there was ever any hope for Josh, this ended it, as Lauri decided not to parent at all so she could be free to pursue Peterson. 
In anger, Josh contacts Frank Mickadeit of the Orange County Register.  From Frank’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jeana Keough and the $5.5 Million Question</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/10/jeana-keough-and-the-55-million-question/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Auction Date Set For Jeana Keough&#8217;s Home
According to this article, Jeana is not returning to the Real Housewives of Orange County.
Here’s the listing for her home:
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Now that the Coto de Caza home of recently retired “Real Housewives of Orange County” cast member [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jeana Keough&#8217;s Home for Sale</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/25/jeana-keoughs-home-for-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

excerpt from the Real Estalker:
“Looks to Your Mama like someone finally hit Real Housewives of Orange County ‘s Jeana Keough  with the smart stick. The children will recall that just last week the OC Register  was reporting on Miz Keough&#8217;s financial pickle which resulted in Notices of Default being filed on at least one of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Gunvalson: Nothing Says &#8220;Klassy&#8221; Like Getting Your Ass Tattooed in a Bar</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/18/vicki-gunvalson-nothing-says-klassy-like-getting-your-ass-tattooed-in-a-bar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 03:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Vicious Viper Vicki Gunvalson  must have had quite a few Dirty Martinis with blue cheese stuffed olives to do something like this. The picture isn’t that clear, but is that a belly roll hanging?  Looks like the Duzoxin stopped working. 
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		<title>The Real Nuts of Orange County are Coming Out</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/14/the-real-nuts-of-orange-county-are-coming-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comment Moderation is on.
No other Real Housewives franchise participants, or side orders, are as interested in controlling what is said about them than The Real Housewives of Orange County. The post I made last year entitled “Gretchen Rossi, the Newest Orange County Housewife, went viral, with over 2000 negative comments about her, long before the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: Kevin Maher and Danielle Staub Still Married?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/14/real-housewives-kevin-maher-and-danielle-staub-still-married/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
The story on FoxNews  leads in with a general overview of Real Housewives scandals and mini-dramas.
NeNe Leakes and her problems with whatever her husband was doing in real estate,
Kelly Bensimon beating up Nick Stefanov, and Lauri Waring ‘s troubles with Josh Waring (who blames the show for his problems, according to the reporter)




Danielle Staub aka [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney: Anyone Believe Her?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/13/tamra-barney-anyone-believe-her/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;
&#160;Here’s the latest from her Bravo blog



“Okay so everyone is emailing me about the threesome comment, so I am going to laying it out there….well not literally. Yes, it was a comment that Gretchen made at my dinner party. As we all know everyone was drunk and some drunker then others. Gretchen wanted to drive [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OC Lost Footage: Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/11/oc-lost-footage-liar-liar-pants-on-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 02:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lots of people want to be like Jeana&#8230;according to Jeana. This is the wisdom we get as Jeana, along with Kara Keough, Frankie and a friend try out a vegan restaurant.  Kara Keough  is her usual obnoxious self&#8230;not gonna miss her, as she wonders if the waitress has a perfect body from eating vegan.
We got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou, &#8220;Vegas, Baby,&#8221; and Gretchen Rossi</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/11/jay-photoglou-vegas-baby-and-gretchen-rossi-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
According to an email Jay Photoglou forwarded to me from Jeana Keough, Jay met Gretchen in Las Vegas during the taping of the “Vegas Baby” episode.
Here’s an excerpt from the email:



look what they did to (NAME REMOVED). You and (NAME REMOVED) are in a good place
&#62; don’t let
&#62; this bullshit wreck your night, she loves [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Of Orange County: Lost Footage</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/05/real-housewives-of-orange-county-lost-footage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
OMG!  Next Thursday, BRAVO is airing lost footage from The Real Housewives of Orange County.  I must admit, I miss a good old Vicki meltdown.
And BTW, Gretchen Rossi is blogging at BRAVO again.
Technorati Tags: vicki gunvalson,lynne curtin,gretchen rossi,jeana keough,lauri waring,tamra barney
related links
Tamra and the Teaser
Jay Sends Me Revelations about the Reunion show



Tamra vs. Gretchen&#8230; in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Beitzel Interview</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/30/jill-beitzel-interview-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 12:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;
Reloaded from February 26
In Gretchen’s portrayal on Housewives that she was a devoted caretaker, always there for him, etc, was that accurate as far as you and your family knew?
Gretchen was the only one my dad had out in California all the time so yes she was a devoted caretaker, but when she had time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slayte Peterson: An Angry Young Man</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/28/slayte-peterson-an-angry-young-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 16:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slayte Peterson, the son of George and Gina Peterson, the step-son  of Lauri Waring, wrote this in response to the article about Lauri seeking more child-support from ex Phil Waring:



“THIS IS SLAYTE!!! Not an imposter, the Real deal! I am George&#8217;s EX son. Lauri is nothing but a golddigging bimbo and none of our family [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Responds to Restraining Order Dismissal</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/23/tamra-responds-to-restraining-order-dismissal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 17:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Tamra Barney, the self –proclaimed &#8220;hottest housewife in Orange County&#8221; has responded to the dismissal in court of Gretchen Rossi’s restraining order against Jay Photoglou.
&#8220;I was subpoenaed as a witness in a hearing involving&#8230;a restraining order she filed against her  ex-boyfriend, Jay Photoglou,” Barney said.
Rossi claimed Photoglou threatened the lives of she and her dogs, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Responds to Restraining Order Dismissal</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/23/tamra-responds-to-restraining-order-dismissal-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 17:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Tamra Barney, the self –proclaimed &#34;hottest housewife in Orange County&#34; has responded to the dismissal in court of Gretchen Rossi’s restraining order against Jay Photoglou.
&#34;I was subpoenaed as a witness in a hearing involving&#8230;a restraining order she filed against her&#160; ex-boyfriend, Jay Photoglou,” Barney said.
Rossi claimed Photoglou threatened the lives of she and her dogs, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lauri Waring: No, This Can’t Be True!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/21/lauri-waring-no-this-can%e2%80%99t-be-true/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 23:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from d-listed
Lauri Waring Wants More Money

This has got me confused. TMZ says that Lauri Waring- from The Really Plastic Housewives of Orange County, has filed papers asking her ex-husband for more money. According to the papers, Lauri claims she only makes $400 a month. That&#8217;s not even enough to cover her weekly liquid nails (botox [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen’s Restraining Order Dropped</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/19/gretchen%e2%80%99s-restraining-order-dropped/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 14:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real Housewives of OC’s Gretchen Rossi’s Restraining Order Dismissed
May 18, 2009
 
A judge in Newport Beach, California dropped a temporary restraining order Friday against Jay Photoglou who says he was the secret boyfriend of Gretchen Rossi, one of the stars of “The Real Housewives of Orange County”.



“Gretchen and her attorney were a no show in court [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Jay Photoglou in Court</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/18/gretchen-rossi-and-jay-photoglou-in-court/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 12:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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As usual, Jay Photoglou gives his “friend”, Nik Richie at TheDirty , the first statement from court.
Statement To TheDirty.com from Photoglou:
“Court Friday was a bitter sweet day for me. The Judge dismissed Gretchen’s allegations with prejudice (when a case is dismissed for good reason and the plaintiff is barred from bringing an action on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Does Duzoxin</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/07/tamra-does-duzoxin-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 21:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Tamra Barney , cast member of Bravo TV&#8217;s hit docu-soap reality series, &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; joins ranks with several other popular cast members of the show including Vicki Gunvalson, Jeana Keough and Ramona Singer of &#8220;The Real Housewives of New York&#8221; as an official spokesperson for Düzoxin®, a botanical weight management and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Grayson Smiley Websites</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/26/two-grayson-smiley-websites-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Season One of the train wreck known as THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY, real &#8220;housewife&#8221; Jo de la Rosa lived with Slade Smiley as his kept girlfriend in his Coto de Caza McMansion. He had two children from two previous relationships, Gavin, 15 and Grayson, 4. Later, it was discovered that Grayson had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi Makes Fox News</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/23/gretchen-rossi-makes-fox-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[


&#160;
&#34;The Heartbreak Kid&#34;
a friend and neighbor
Chris Rossi



Jeff Beitzel
Jay Photoglou
Judy Fike Speaks
More Absurdities
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		<title>Josh Waring Back in Jail</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/23/josh-waring-back-in-jail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 19:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has been confirmed
 lauri waring
Josh Waring, the son of Real Housewife Lauri Waring Peterson, is back in jail
Inmate Name:
WARING , JOSHUA MICHAEL
Date of Birth:
12-20-1988
Next Appearance Date:
05-20-2009
Sex:
Male
Next Appearance Court:
CENTRAL SUPERIOR COURT



Race:
White
Custody Status:
In Custody
Height:
6&#8242; 01&#8243;
Bail Amount:
$ 0.00
Weight:
170
Arrested on:
04-10-2009
Hair Color:
Brown
Housing Location:
Theo Lacy Facility
Eye Color:
Green
Occupation:
SALES
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		<title>More Gretchen Rossi vs.. Thedirty</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/23/more-gretchen-rossi-vs-thedirty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 16:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police investigate topless photo of &#8216;Housewives&#8217; star
from the ocregister:
COSTA MESA &#8211; The Costa Mesa Police Department is investigating a topless photo of one of the stars of &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County,&#8221; according to celebrity gossip Web site TMZ.com.
A photo of Gretchen Rossi riding topless in a car was posted on thedirty.com Tuesday.
TMZ.com posted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sharon Beitzel Speaks to the National Enquirer</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/17/sharon-beitzel-speaks-to-the-national-enquirer-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Photo by: Bravo
from the National Enquirer:
Gretchen Rossi: Is Jeff Photoglou, a &#8220;stalker&#8221; &#8211; or a &#8220;family friend&#8221;? 



The Real  Housewives of Orange County hottie Gretchen Rossi has referred to him as both &#8211; even though Jay revealed in the March 2 issue of The ENQUIRER that he and Gretchen were having a love affair while her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives, Real Insanity</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/16/real-housewives-real-insanity-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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I can’t believe this photo&#8230;.Vicki and super-hypocrite Ramona at the A-List Awards! Hope you weren’t eating!
Each woman was given $4,000 to buy an outfit for the show. (But they’re rich, right Bravo?)
These are the outfits these bitches came up with:

Tamra Barney in a too tight dress, with her usual pose. Vicki’s dress is ugly and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: D-list Drama</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/04/real-housewives-d-list-drama-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real Drama with the Real Housewives
 
from OK magazine:
On Friday, the catty women from all three of Bravo&#8217;s Real Housewives show descended on the Fred Segal store in Santa Monica. But this was no peace conference.
The ten well-heeled gals, representing NYC, Atlanta and Orange County, were on-hand to film a segment for the Bravo A-List Awards. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OC Casting Call: The Video</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/04/oc-casting-call-the-video-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 10:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley: Oh My</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/01/gretchen-rossi-and-slade-smiley-oh-my/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,jay photoglou,pizza girl,tamra barney
A Rebuttal to the Sickler article 
This was a response written by an OC Register reader. It has since been removed from the article.



“Steve, are any of these photos of Gretchen and the stalker dated?? Tamra Barney is jealously obsessed with Gretchen. Dig a little deeper into why Tamra&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ashley Zarlin’s Roommate Involved in Drug Bust</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/30/ashley-zarlin%e2%80%99s-roommate-involved-in-drug-bust/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alex Murrel was a featured cast member on season two of &#8220;Laguna Beach.&#8221; Not featured &#8212; her alleged drug dealer friend.




from tmz:
“Feds and local police raided the house Alex rents in Orange County last week and arrested a man identified as her boyfriend for felony possession of cocaine with intent to sell. Law enforcement sources [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Lawd! Delivery in 30 Minutes or Less!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/23/oh-lawd-delivery-in-30-minutes-or-less-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pizza Girl on RealityWanted

The&#160; Real Housewives of Orange County have always had a weird bunch of followers, with the latest addition of the message board at River Dave&#8217;s Place&#160;&#160; http://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14657&#38;page=120
No one is as strange as Pizza Girl.
This is what Frank Mickadeit, a columnist at the OC Register, said about her:
Quote from Mickadeit&#8217;s 2008 Awards&#8230;.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen and Slade at the Lakers Game</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/20/gretchen-and-slade-at-the-lakers-game-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Source: Reality Tea
Looking like a couple. Hey Slade, did you pay up on child support yet?
Technorati Tags: gretchen rossi,slade smiley,phil jackson,the real housewives of orange county
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		<title>Move Over Tamra, Here&#8217;s The Newest O.C.Housewife!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/17/move-over-tamra-heres-the-newest-ochousewife/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:43:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tamra Barney will lose what’s left of her overly-botoxed mind over this one!&#160; Will she get her “Naked Wasted “too?&#160; Let the fireworks begin!

from the OC Register:
“Just when you thought it couldn&#8217;t get any blonder, &#34;it&#160; just has, by adding a &#34;spicy blonde&#34; as The Real Housewives of Orange County’s newest cast member. That makes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Takes His Story Everywhere…Why?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/11/jay-takes-his-story-everywhere%e2%80%a6why/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Real Housewives‘ Gretchen Denies Cheating on Late Fiancé

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		<title>Gretchen/Slade/Jay: Always</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/07/gretchensladejay-always/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Who has time to think about the RHONYs or the ATLs?    The RHOOC’s provide 24/7/365 drama!

Dear Tamra Your Two Cents Is Required

Gretchen and Jay
from d-listed:



During the reunion of The Really Plastic Hos of Orange Skin County, Gretchen denied away that she was licking on her ex-boyfriend Jay before, during or after her sugar pepaw went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou and Other OC Crazies</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/06/jay-photoglou-and-other-oc-crazies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 13:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Who has time to think about the RHONYs or the ATLs?    The RHOOC’s provide 24/7/365 drama!

Dear Tamra, Your Two Cents Is Required

Gretchen and Jay
from d-listed:



During the reunion of The Really Plastic Hos of Orange Skin County, Gretchen Rossi denied away that she was licking on her ex-boyfriend Jay before, during or after her sugar pepaw [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney: Upside Down?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/02/tamra-barney-upside-down-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 21:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What’s up with the Barneys?  Simon Barney took out a 40 year mortgage on the Ladera Ranch home. The home is in his name only (Yo Tammy: Gretchen owns her own home!)  They bought when the market was high, took the equity out, and can’t get the price they want.  If pimpin&#8217; tequila is not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley’s “Reality”</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/26/slade-smiley%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9creality%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[



Humor columnist offers comments on arrest of a Real Housewives star.
from the OCRegister:
Slade, Slade, Slade. You probably heard that Slade Smiley was arrested last week on a &#8220;civil contempt charge.&#8221; Generally speaking it means he has failed to pay something he was ordered by the court.
It turned out it was for allegedly failing to make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Really Absurd, Really Tamra</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/24/really-absurd-really-tamra/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real Housewives Reunion

The show is titled &#8220;The Real Housewives Confess: Watch What Happens Special.&#8221;
The ladies are seated on couches, and Cohen is situated in the middle. The housewives are dressed to impress: Tamra Barney of Ladera Ranch is wearing a maroon dress; Vicki Gunvalson of Coto de Caza is wearing a blue top and a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Reunion</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/24/real-housewives-reunion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ from february 24. 2009

The show is titled &#8220;The Real Housewives Confess: Watch What Happens Special.&#8221;
The ladies are seated on couches, and Cohen is situated in the middle. The housewives are dressed to impress: Tamra Barney of Ladera Ranch is wearing a maroon dress; Vicki Gunvalson of Coto de Caza is wearing a blue top and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley Speaks/Jay Photoglou Responds</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/24/slade-smiley-speaksjay-photoglou-responds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 14:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Slimy Slade Speaks
from the oc register
COSTA MESA &#8211; Slade Smiley, who catapulted into stardom on the reality hit &#8220;Real Housewives of Orange County,&#8221; spoke out for the first time Monday after spending a night in county jail after authorities said he fell behind on child-support payments for his son Grayson, who is battling a rare [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen and Jay Due in Court March 29</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/22/gretchen-and-jay-due-in-court-march-29/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 19:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the oc register:

“Gretchen Rossi, one of the stars of &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County,&#8221; has obtained a temporary restraining order against an Orange County man who says he was her secret boyfriend.
In the restraining order request, filed March 6 at Harbor Justice Center in Newport Beach, Rossi, 31, states that Jay Photoglou has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tamra Barney’s Boo-Boo</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/22/tamra-barney%e2%80%99s-boo-boo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Serious case of foot-in-mouth disease

Seems trashy Tamra has been a very busy girl.  After the homo comment she made about Slade on the Season 4 finale of  The Real  Housewives of Orange County, gay rights activists and bloggers have been tearing her a new one.
Here&#8217;s example of the outrage, and Tamra’s response to it.



Poor Tamra, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley Arrested at Gretchen Rossi’s House</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/20/slade-smiley-arrested-at-gretchen-rossi%e2%80%99s-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real O.C.&#8221; Guy Really Arrested
from february, 2009
Posted Feb 20th 2009 5:15PM by TMZ Staff
Slade Smiley from &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221; &#8212; yes, there are guys on that show &#8212; was picked up by Costa Mesa PD today on a civil contempt warrant.
We&#8217;re told Smiley was popped this afternoon and is currently being held [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holy Crap! Jay Photoglou and the National Enquirer</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/20/holy-crap-jay-photoglou-and-the-national-enquirer-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Jay Photoglou is fightin’ mad. Look at what he said to the National Enquirer!
EX-BOYFRIEND: I WAS GRETCHEN&#8217;S UNDERCOVER LOVER

Photo by: Bravo/Mitchell Haaseth



Gold-digging Gretchen Rossi was an on-camera Florence Nightingale to her dying millionaire fiancé — but the Real Housewives of Orange County hottie had a secret boyfriend all along, according to Jay Photoglou, the man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jen Beitzel at the “Rock of Love Bus” Elimination</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/19/jen-beitzel-at-the-%e2%80%9crock-of-love-bus%e2%80%9d-elimination/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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All these women look alike. If the Jen original photo is incorrect, my bad.  This is the photo at the elimination ceremony.
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		<title>Ok Now Bravo, What&#8217;s the Shocker?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/15/ok-now-bravo-whats-the-shocker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Feb 2009 23:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The season finale of The Real&#160; Housewives of Orange County airs on Tuesday.&#160; Bravo TV tells us there will be a “shocker’ on the final show.&#160; What could this “shocker” be?

Raquel Curtin&#160; pregnant? 
Lauri and Company are returning? 
Vicki is taken away in handcuffs for running a ponzi scheme? 
Pizza Girl is officially joining the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So Much Snark, So Little Time</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/12/so-much-snark-so-little-time-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 18:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ These housewives are wearing us out!  Tuesday’s episode “jumped the shark’ How to hold down a “real” job and write about these skanks?
Where to begin?
The OC Hillbillies in Berkeley
Jeana, you do know “bummers” Matt and Shane!  We always thought higher education was all about learning about different ways and thinking and cultural diversity. How foolish [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of OC Spoilers? Not So Much</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/10/real-housewives-of-oc-spoilers-not-so-much-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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from the oc register:
So last week ended with the kickoff of original housewife Jeana Keough&#8217;s big date. Tonight, we get to see who this gentleman is. During the date, the two are out to dinner, and Jeana is holding his hand. She says, &#8220;Maybe before you date me … again, you better think about, I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jeana Keough: You Can&#8217;t Go Home Again</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/07/jeana-keough-you-cant-go-home-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 17:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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The segment featuring Jeana and Colton visiting her family in Milwaukee, Wisconsin was sad.&#160; The parents and the sister were disconnected from Jeana in a profound, permanent way.&#160; Janis, Jeana’s younger sister, was very restrained for the Bravo cameras. The scene inside the house was&#160; awkward and uncomfortable, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So Much Snark, So Little Time</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/04/so-much-snark-so-little-time-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[These housewives are wearing me out!  Tuesday’s episode “jumped the shark’ How to hold down a “real” job and write about these skanks?
Where to begin?
The OC Hillbillies in Berkeley
Jeana, you do know “bummers” Matt and Shane!  We always thought higher education was all about learning about different ways and thinking and cultural diversity. How foolish we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shame on Shane</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/01/25/shame-on-shane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 22:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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These are the consequences when your mother, an ex-Playboy playmate, signing your family up for a reality TV show:  She may show up at your job in blue-collar Kane County, Illinois with her loudest, most obnoxious friend and a camera crew!



There is no excuse for what Shane says to his mother on the next episode [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Simon Barney, Pimping Tequila</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/01/22/simon-barney-pimping-tequila/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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from the website:



 
El Conde Tequila was recently featured in an Episode of Bravo&#8217;s &#8220;The Real Housewives of Orange County&#8221;. Cast member Simon Barney (husband of TamraBarney) has recently become an Investor with El Conde Azul Tequila. Simon became interested in our Tequila after sampling it and seeing the Bottle and packaging. The episode featured a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County: Parenting 101</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/01/22/real-housewives-of-orange-county-parenting-101/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are all the “Real Kids” such real fuckups? From Josh Waring to Shane Keough, they all seem to have real problems, certainly aggravated by their mothers’ participation on train-wreck TV.
The newest kid, Raquel Curtin,18, does absolutely nothing but drink, dress like a skank, and do drugs. For this she is rewarded with a new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kara Keough</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/12/18/kara-keough/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toting Your Republican Gun, Kara?
Real Housewives of Orange County &#8220;Real Kid&#8221; Kara Keough is backtracking from everything she said about Berkeley on the show this week. It was not amusing when her mother, ex-Playboy bunny Jeana Keough stated (paraphrasing)&#8221;Berkeley needed to watch out because Kara would be carrying a gun&#8221; after a bizarre scene with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jay Photoglou, &#8220;Vegas, Baby,&#8221; and Gretchen Rossi</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/12/05/jay-photoglou-vegas-baby-and-gretchen-rossi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:19:08 +0000</pubDate>
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According to an email Jay Photoglou forwarded to me from Jeana Keough, Jay met Gretchen in Las Vegas during the taping of the “Vegas Baby” episode.
Here’s an excerpt from the email:



look what they did to (NAME REMOVED). You and (NAME REMOVED) are in a good place      &#62; don’t let  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Date My Ex</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/07/29/date-my-ex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Shotgun: Shoot &#8216;Em &#8216;Fore They Run”
Three new johns join the trainwreck in week 2 of this Real Housewives of Orange County spinoff.
David Weintraub, the winning john from last week, is a Hollywood agent. How dumb are we supposed to “be?
Never mind&#8230;
Pimping Slade Clampett, (who&#8217;s starting to look like Jed Clampett) sticking his tongue out and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade and Jo: Date My Ex: Shotgun!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/07/29/slade-and-jo-date-my-ex-shotgun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three new johns join the train wreck in week 2 of this Real Housewives of Orange County spinoff.
David Weintraub, the winning john from last week, is a Hollywood agent. How dumb are we supposed to be?
Never mind&#8230;
Pimping Slade Clampett, (who&#8217;s starting to look like Jed Clampett) sticking his tongue out and licking his lips like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slade Smiley and Jo De La Rosa</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/07/01/slade-smiley-and-jo-de-la-rosa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh no, not Slimy Slade and Ho Jo!
The Real Housewives of Orange County certainly created some of the most absurd moments and bizarre characters for our viewing pleasure. Now Jo De La Rosa and Slade Smiley will have their own show, entitled &#8220;Date My Ex&#8221; on Bravo .
Here&#8217;s an excerpt of what Jo had to [...]]]></description>
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