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	<description>reality tv: not a breeding ground for mental health...bethenny frankel</description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin, Patty Stanger and Slade Smiley?  Strange Bedfellows</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/29/jill-zarin-patty-stanger-and-slade-smiley-strange-bedfellows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Too much sleaze in one room!

judith regan, patti stanger, slade smiley, jill zarin, bobby zarin
Maybe Gretchen Rossi is too smart to be photographed with this bunch. Patti Stanger posted this to twitter last night from a dinner with fellow Bethenny Frankel hater Jill Zarin. Can you imagine the conversation at this dinner&#8230;would have loved to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin&#8217;s Show and Tell:  &quot;Fabulous Circle of Friends&quot;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

As Jill Zarin has told us time and again, she runs with a &#8220;fabulous circle of friends&#8221;  
After Bethenny Frankel went on Emeril Lagasse&#8217;s Cooking Show, what do we get the next day?  Jill Zarin is going on the show too!
 
 
 
She tweets:



Emeril and his wife Alden have been friends of ours for years. We were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Getting Married? Sneak Peek:   Labor Intensive</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 16:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[//&#8211;&#62;



Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s long labor is featured on Bethenny Getting Married? tonight.  Ramona Singer was the first to announce Bethenny was in labor on twitter as  she was leaving on her trip to Africa.  Internet stalker and Bethenny hater Tweetmaxine went ballistic, making up stories about text to the nurses at the hospital, and other libelous [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is Jill Zarin Good For Senate Candidate?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/21/is-jill-zarin-good-for-senate-candidate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 22:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Florida Housewives fans. Will this guy fraternizing with Jill Zarin change your vote ?
from miaminewstimes:
Governor and Senate candidate Charlie Crist stayed at the home of Real Housewives of New York City star Jill Zarin What&#8217;s next? Are we going to find out that Marco Rubio is best friends forever with the dad from Little People, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s Star Continues to Shine</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:37:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bethenny Frankel star of &#34;Bethenny Getting Married? on Bravo TV,&#160; continues her &#34;balls to the wall&#34; pace when it comes to promoting her brand.
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She taped a segment of &#34;Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader&#34;,&#160; in Los Angeles on Sunday and caught the red eye flight back to New York to be with Bryn and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More on Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s Mother</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/18/more-on-bethenny-frankels-mother/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 10:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bernadette (Bonnie) Frankel Parisella Birk teaches interior design as adjunct faculty at Queens College, one of the branches of CUNY. From the course catalog:
Fundamentals of Lighting Design
Bernadette Birk, BFA
Covers residential and commercial applications —
planning, layout, lighting criteria, reflected ceiling
plans, calculating lighting requirements, types of
lamps and their applications, how color affects
light, etc.

 
In this week&#8217;s Star Magazine, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bernadette (Bonnie) Frankel Parisella Birk Speaks!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/16/bernadette-bonnie-frankel-parisella-birk-speaks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this week, I reported on the People Magazine story with&#160; Bethenny Frankel, star of &#34;Bethenny Getting Married&#34; and &#34;The Real Housewives of New York City&#34;&#160; At the time, we still hadn&#8217;t heard anything from Bethenny&#8217;s estranged mother, now known as Bernadette Birk.&#160; Next week,&#160; Star Magazine has an exclusive with her.

&#160;More About Bethenny&#8217;s Mother


Bethenny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Real Estate: Danielle Staub</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/15/real-housewives-real-estate-danielle-stuab/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As noted several weeks ago, Danielle Staub , the &#8220;villan&#8221; on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, has moved out of her Wayne, New Jersey home in a court ordered sale. She and her girls live at The Watermark on Hudson, a luxury condo development.
The MLS Listing:

8 Shadow Ridge Run,
 

Photo: &#60;&#60;  1 2 3 4 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel Signs Books and Bottles</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bethenny Frankel had a book signing last night at the Barnes and Noble in Tribeca, not far from her home. Here&#8217;s a review from someone in attendance.
I went to Bethenny&#8217;s book signing last night. About 400 people showed up. I&#8217;ve had a TON of books signed, but I can honestly say that Bethenny is my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Picture of Bernadette (Bonnie) Frankel Parisella</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/13/picture-of-bernadette-bonnie-frankel-parisella/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 15:48:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: July 16&#160; 
Updated From 7/13/2010&#160;&#160; Bethenny&#8217;s Mother Sells Story to Star Magazine

The number one search term on this website is Bonnie Frankel Parisella, followed closely by &#34;picture of Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s mother.&#34; I had some information about Bethenny&#8217;s Childhood, thanks to horseracerinsider.com, but no photographs were to be found anywhere.
Until now.



The brutally honest article doesn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Nut Heard From, But No Tweetmaxine</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
ashley holmes, photoshopped much?
 
ashleyholmes

i am CONVINCED that who ever writes the blog &#8216;absurd to sublime&#8217;? is certifiable hahaha that and an idiot&#8230; wow.. get a life
This is the message that greeted me first thing this morning before coffee.  Think this spawn of Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s of the New Jersey Housewives is a little upset about my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Kelly Bensimon&#8217;s World, All Publicity is Good</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 14:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an earlier post, I stated I wouldn&#8217;t snark on Kelly Bensimon because, in my humble opinion, she is certifiable, and shouldn&#8217;t be on television.&#160; Well folks, turns out Kelly reads me, or at least my tweets, and wanted to start a tweet war with me last night. Mind you, I tweeted this message to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Spin: Jill Zarin and Ramona Singer BFF&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 21:20:22 +0000</pubDate>
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Jill Zarin: Bad Timing, Worse Behavior
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		<title>Ramona Singer Gets Ready</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 22:07:31 +0000</pubDate>
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Ramona Singer of the New York Housewives gets ready for Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s wedding, airing tonight on Bravo TV. 
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		<title>Jill Zarin on the Sean Hannity Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 13:55:03 +0000</pubDate>
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&#160;
Stolen from the Twitter of Ginger Zarin the Wonder Dog
GingerZarin: &#8211; Secrets of a Jewish Dog: Your brawr strap goes on the INSIDE of the outfit.&#160; 




According to Famecrawler, she won&#8217;t be taking over for Larry King anytime soon.
Jill Zarin Should Stick to Real Housewives
Jill Zarin: Bad Timing, Worse Behavior
Season 3 Reunion Spoof
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		<title>How To Look Like Gristle From a Chicken</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/06/how-to-look-like-gristle-from-a-chicken/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:45:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kelly Bensimon



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This is the body all women want! Reality Tea reports Kelly Bensimon is releasing a workout DVD and diet plan.&#160; Copycat much?&#160; Yawn.
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		<title>Will Bravo Call Jill Zarin&#8217;s Bluff?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/30/will-bravo-call-jill-zarins-bluff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 19:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We can only hope so!    Here&#8217;s her latest at Perez Hilton:

Goodbye!




After the caddiest and most irritating season of Real Housewives of New York yet, Jill Zarin may be leaving the show for good.
According to Cooper Lawrence, host of the nationally syndicated Cooper Lawrence Radio Show, Jill told him that things are &#8220;up in the air&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon Running With Mystery Dude</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/30/kelly-bensimon-running-with-mystery-dude/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:09:12 +0000</pubDate>
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This photo was taken Monday afternoon of Kelly Bensimon and a guy.&#160; In case you&#8217;re wondering, Kelly, of the Real Housewives of New York, is on the left!
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		<title>New York Housewives: The Way They Were</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/28/new-york-housewives-gettin-ready/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 12:12:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This video was shot in March, 2009





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		<title>Kelly Bensimon Beats Up Boyfriend, Police Thinks She&#8217;s A Man! An Oldie but Goodie</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/27/kelly-bensimon-beats-up-boyfriend-police-thinks-shes-a-man-an-oldie-but-goodie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 18:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We feel like the National Enquirer 
The Model Who Was Mistaken for a Man
She may be nearly six feet tall and have a very square, masculine jaw, but we&#8217;re pretty sure that Kelly Killoren Bensimon is a woman. But that&#8217;s not what cops at the Fifth Precinct marked down when the &#34;Real Housewife&#34; turned herself [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel Has Not Forgiven Jill Zarin</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/25/bethenny-frankel-has-not-forgiven-jill-zarin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 05:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The online edition is not available yet. This is from the print edition
In the June 28 issue of US Weekly (p. 11), Bethenny says of Jill:
&#8220;I think she had a whole plan for the season to have everyone hate me&#8230;It backfired, but I took a beating&#8230;If I didn&#8217;t have my own show, I would have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin: Bad Timing, Bad Behavior</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/24/jill-zarin-bad-timing-bad-behavior/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 23:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Related Article:  Ginger Should Pee on Jill&#8217;s Computer
I do not hate Jill Zarin. Hate is too strong an emotion for a  mere television character.
But I do hate her behavior and that of her family.
Besides attacking me with endless tweets under the names of Palmer2007, better known as Jon Wexler, Lisa&#8217;s son, tloops23, and worst of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of New York: Whose Money?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/24/the-real-housewives-of-new-york-whose-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 16:59:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They may have money, but is it theirs?&#160; Kelly Bensimon, Jill Zarin, LuAnn De Lesseps and Sonja Morgan married for money. Bethenny Frankel, Ramona Singer and Alex McCord did not. LuAnn has Count De Lesseps only male heir so she will be able to hold some of his money. Sonja Morgan hit the rich man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Countess LuAnn Unsure of Return to Real Housewives</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/24/countess-luann-unsure-of-return-to-real-housewives-people-tv-watch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 12:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ None of the current cast of the Real Housewives of New York City has been asked to return yet.  From the way this article reads, seems like LuAnn, closely aligned with Jill Zarin and Kelly Bensimon last season, is attempting to switch sides in the BRAS vs.. JacKhoLe alliances.
Last week, Dina Manzo announced that she’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Sings</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/22/danielle-staub-sings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
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This reminds me of Kim Zolciak of the Atlanta Housewives and her involvement with DJ Tracy Young&#8230;..for the publicity.
Danielle Staub of the  Real Housewives of New Jersey ,however, can carry a tune, unlike any of the other singing housewives: Jo de la Rosa , Kim Zolciak, LuAnn De Lesseps and Gretchen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alex McCord Fights Back</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 11:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This site has been a Jill Zarin free zone for almost 48 hours. Not one mention of the mean girl  in last season&#8217;s New York Housewives drama. The anti-Bethenny Frankel schemes Zarin pulled didn&#8217;t work, so our mean girl has gone undercover with that. Her latest target: Alex McCord, the previously mild-mannered nice girl in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If It Looks Like A Jill Zarin Attack&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/19/if-it-looks-like-a-jill-zarin-attack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 23:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
UPDATE:&#160; Looks like Palmer2007 may be my little friend Jon Wexler, Jill’s nephew, Lisa’s son.
Jill Zarin&#8217;s Nasty Little Nephew
Yesterday, Simon van Kempen gave this interview:
&#8216;Real Housewives&#8217; Jill Zarin&#8217;s Amazon-gate: Simon van Kempen weighs in &#8211; The Dish Rag – Zap2it
Today, he is under attack by a new name on twitter: Palmer2007
Predictable?&#160;&#160; Much too. It could [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel Ups the Ante on New York Housewives Cast Changes</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/19/bethenny-frankel-ups-the-ante-on-new-york-housewives-cast-changes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 21:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[tags:&#160; Jill Zarin&#160;&#160; Kelly Bensimon&#160;&#160;&#160; Bethenny Frankel&#160;&#160;&#160; Bethenny Getting Married?&#160;
“I don’t see myself going back to The Real Housewives the way that the cast is now,” the new mom told PEOPLE Thursday at a Pampers event in New York on Thursday.

Frankel went on a “horrendous” trip to the Virgin Islands with her nemesis Kelly Bensimon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin: A PR Nightmare</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/19/jill-zarin-a-pr-nightmare/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 12:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Working to discredit Bethenny Frankel by any means necessary before and during Season 3 of the New York Housewives DID NOT WORK for blogger’s dream Jill Zarin. In fact, she became the most disliked housewife in housewives history, inspiring hate jill zarin blogs and  an online petition to get rid of her. In the midst [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Strange Case of Kelly Bensimon</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 11:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[tags:  Kelly Bensimon   Gilles Bensimon   The Real Housewives of New York City 
 
Kelly with ex-husband Gilles Bensimon in 1999
Seriously.  No snark intended.
Watching Kelly Bensimon’s body language during all three episodes of the New York Housewives Reunion, I was fascinated by the constant leg motion and hair twirling. Like a very young girl.  That, and the obvious [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Omarosa &#8220;Trumps&#8221; Up a Fight With Bethenny Frankel</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 22:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just when we thought we’d heard the last of Omarosa, one of Donald Trump’s “Apprentice” protégés, she pops up again in a trumped up fight with Bethenny Frankel
Excerpt from Black Voices:
The notable(notable? )reality television diva will tell you, &#8220;I don&#8217;t play fair&#8221; &#8212; and that&#8217;s exactly how things are shaping up with her current tiff [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Housewives Reunion Part 3 Sneak Peek</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 21:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[tags: Bethenny Frankel&#160; Jill Zarin&#160;&#160; Ramona Singer&#160; Andy Cohen&#160;&#160; Kelly&#160;Bensimon&#160; Sonja Morgan&#160; Alex McCord&#160; 




Sonja Morgan, the newest cast member of the New York Housewives&#160; challenges Kelly&#160;Bensimon tonight on her charges of “systematic bullying”&#8217;.
The reunion episode airs tonight on Bravo, preceding “Bethenny Getting Married?”
Kelly Bensimon: &#8216;Real Housewives of NYC&#8217; reunion part 3 &#8212; Sonja Morgan [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin: To Err is Human, and I Don&#8217;t Err!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 20:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After all this self-absorbed narcissist has done to fellow cast members of the New York Housewives, she pretends not to understand why they won’t forgive her.
We learned in Reunion part two that she told the others not to film with Bethenny Frankel so her new show would fail. She even sent an email to Simon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Countess LuAnn Mocked by Interns on Live Television</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 20:03:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from popnography




Countess LuAnn de Lesseps aural abomination, &#8220;Money Can&#8217;t Buy You Class,&#8221; continues to amuse. She performed the song on an LA morning show earlier this week. The station&#8217;s interns laughed at her while she performed.
If you thought the video for the song was bad, wait till you see this latest embarrassment for the Real [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alex McCord: Bethenny and Jill&#8217;s Friendship Was Born and Died on the Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 22:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
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I had a chance to meet Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen at a book signing and cocktail party last weekend.  They are straight forward and honest when asked questions, and they are a perfectly lovely couple: what you see is what you get.
An  Evening With Alex and Simon
They recently gave an interview to Radaronline. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin: Desperate and On a Media Rampage!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/13/jill-zarin-desperate-d-lister-on-a-rampage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 19:43:52 +0000</pubDate>
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I don’t normally read theDirty, a little dirty for my taste. But this Jill Zarin article was too much to resist!  Her publicists are either incompetent, working for Ginger, or hate her too!  Jill Zarin is too desperate, and desperate is never pretty. 
As  I have stated before, Jill Zarin’s address is all over the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin&#8217;s Facebook Faux Pas</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 21:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A message from Jill Zarin Bethenny Frankel never read.
6/19/10 from US Magazine:
Indeed, Frankel herself recently told UsMagazine.com that relations with Zarin remain strained. &#8220;Jill has never reached out to me that she’s not tweeted or Facebooked about it,&#8221; Zarin said during a recent visit to Us Weekly&#8217;s NYC offices. &#8220;She did a blind item on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Got Married&#8230; and Divorced</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
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Bethenny Frankel’s solo venture, Bethenny Getting Married?  premieres tonight on Bravo.  Bethenny is the second “housewife” to get her own show. Remember the iil-fated, so bad it was campy Date My Ex with Jo de la Rosa and our favorite deadbeat Slade Smiley?



Bethenny was married to Peter Sussman ( pictured above) several years ago. Several [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Housewives Season 3 Reunion Spoof</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/07/new-york-housewives-season-3-reunion-spoof/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 22:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
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 Jill Zarin in a Hannibal Lechter mask&#8230;.priceless!
Speaking of spoofs, all the various Zarins need to grow a sense of humor. someone out there in twitter land has a spoof of Ginger Zarin, life from the point of view of that nasty little dog of hers.  Here’s an example:
GingerZarin
Ginger Zarin &#124; Scary Island and NY I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin Will Love This Article!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/06/jill-zarin-will-love-this-article/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 23:54:45 +0000</pubDate>
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We&#8217;ll just let this speak for itself.Photo: Getty Images / Photo-Illustration: Mike Vilensky and D.J. Baskin
from vulture
In an extensive story about Bravo&#8217;s audience-based decision-making process, the Times caught up with The Real Housewives of New York City&#8217;s Bethenny Frankel and, like the rest of us, the gray lady has quite a bit to say about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Intimate Evening With Alex and Simon</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/05/an-intimate-evening-with-alex-and-simon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 03:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alex Mc Cord and Simon van Kempen of the Real Housewives of New York City could not have been more gracious. After  the book signing at Barnes and Noble in Chicago, a group of us walked down the street to Cagney&#8217;s a neighborhood bar. (See the private lounge? That’s where we met)
They complement each other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Message From Jill Zarin</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 17:55:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She posted this on her Facebook page a few minutes ago
I suppose “haters” are those people who witnessed her behavior for 14 episodes and saw it for what it was.  Ramona Singer is right&#8230;Jill doesn’t get it.
Jill Zarin I will not tolerate haters on my my Facebook and Twitter accounts anymore. The show is now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice About Bethenny Frankel</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[6/7/2010 Update: Bethenny Frankel net worth $15 million        Teresa Giudice net worth minus $11 million
KARMA is a bitch!



Isn’t it fascinating the way women who sleep with men  (Joe Giudice, Bobby Zarin) for money so vicously criticize self-made women like Bethenny Frankel?
Teresa Giudice gave this interview to People.com recently. The interview is not interesting. she finds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Baby Fat on Bethenny Frankel</title>
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Three weeks after giving birth to Bryn Hoppy, Bethenny Frankel looks like this. Her show, “Bethenny Getting Married? premieres June 10 on Bravo TV.
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		<title>Great Article About Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen</title>
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Getting Real (and Doing Good) with &#8216;Real Housewives of NYC&#8217;s Alex &#38; Simon &#8211; Tonic
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel May Leave Real Housewives</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 20:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
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Bethenny Frankel, in an interview with Billy Bush on Access Hollywood yesterday, said she may be leaving the Real Housewives of New York.
Her show, “Bethenny’s Getting Married?” debuts June 10 on Bravo.  Perhaps she’s waiting to see if her show is a hit.
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		<title>Jill Zarin Continues to Attack Alex McCord</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 10:57:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jill Zarin: The More You Cry  The Jill Zarin Petition  Jill Uses Ally as Human Shield  
More Amazon-gate   Jill&#8217;s Nephew Attacks!
Jill Zarin, that blogger’s dream of a reality TV whore, is pretending to clean up her act, now that she can barely sell that book of hers. But she can never “hold her wad”. In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sonja Morgan&#8217;s Mug Shot After DUI Arrest</title>
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MYFOXNY.COM &#8211; The newest cast member of The Real Housewives of New York now has something in common with one of her castmates&#8230;an arrest record.



Cops say that Sonja Morgan, 46, ran a stop sign in her BMW.  She was arrested by Southampton Village police after failing a field sobriety test.  It happened early on Memorial [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Landing on Kelly Bensimon&#8217;s Planet</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 20:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 





from people.com:
After suffering what she calls “systematic bullying” from her Real Housewives of New York costars, Kelly Bensimon is speaking out and wants the public to know it’s “never okay” to be treated that way. “I just want to clear the air,” Bensimon says at the beginning of a video posted on YouTube. “While filming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: Calling All Ex&#8217;s!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/30/real-housewives-calling-all-exs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 18:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ex- husbands, ex-wives, ex- others, we’d like to hear from you. 
The Real Housewives Franchise has spawned a plethora of back stories and side stories that are more fascinating than the shows. Of special interest:
The Real Housewives of New Jersey:
Thomas Staub, ex husband of Danielle Staub. Tom, with his father Gerald, own a company that sells [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon Six Months Later</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/28/kelly-bensimon-six-months-later/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 19:03:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kelly Bensimon hasn’t had much to say on her Bravo TV blog lately.  She still won’t own up to what happened on St’ John six months ago:
Stick with your instincts.
I was still shell shocked by the events over the weekend with the four women. I had a great Thanksgiving dinner with my parents, my sister, her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin: The More You Cry,The Less You&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/28/jill-zarin-the-more-you-cry-the-less-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 16:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Jill Zarin and Ginger
Speaking of Ginger, the pooping wonder rat, why was she not featured licking snot from Jill’s nose this episode?  Aw, so miss her. Perhaps  Jill felt she had given up enough camera time!
Kudos (or as Ramona herself would say it, kadooz) to Ramona for getting rid of Jill. After seeing Kelly Bensimon taken away [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alex McCord: Kelly&#8217;s Breakdown Worse Than Shown</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/27/alex-mccord-kellys-breakdown-worse-than-shown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 22:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[related:  Alex McCord: The Relaxed One    &#8220;Silex&#8221; on Wendy Williams Show
alex mc cord



Alex McCord, the voice of reason on the Real Housewives of New York , says the behavior documented on  Thursday&#8217;s episode to was nothing compared to unseen footage left on the cutting room floor.
&#8220;It was much more [crazy] in real life,&#8221; McCord tells [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Kicked Off Island After Breakdown</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/27/kelly-kicked-off-island-after-breakdown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 22:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has been floating around as rumor for a week. Here’s confirmation:
Kelly Bensimon 



 
After last week’s Real Housewives of New York, millions of fans have been freaked out over what appeared to be Kelly Bensimon losing her marbles during a tropical getaway with the girls. Among those still stunned? Bensimon’s favorite target, Bethenny Frankel.
“So effed-up, right? It’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Baby Weight on Bethenny Frankel</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/25/no-baby-weight-on-bethenny-frankel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 22:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Ramey Photo
How&#8217;s this for a Skinnygirl Margarita testimonial.



Sixteen days after giving birth to li&#8217;l Bryn Hoppy, new mom (and now legitimate housewife of NYC) Bethenny Frankel showed off her postbaby body in clingy clothing—and there was barely a bump in sight.
eonline

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		<title>Let&#8217;s Talk About Kelly Bensimon&#8217;s Children</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/22/lets-talk-about-kelly-bensimons-children/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 20:23:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: from Kelly’s Twitter
kikilet

OMG!!!!!!! I am on Yahoo top 5 list for search. KKB #5 on yahoo topic of the day! Wow.
Apparently Kelly thinks this is a good thing!

Since Kelly Bensimon’s two-part mental breakdown on the Real Housewives of New York , I decided to talk about her children. She opened up this can of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Blissful Bethenny Introduces Bryn Casey Hoppy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 20:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look at the expression in Bethenny’s eyes. Motherhood seems to fit like a glove.  This photo is from the cover of People Magazine. I suppose Jill Zarin will be canceling her subscription.



Here’s a photo from the story :

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		<title>Send Jill Zarin Back to the Fabric Store</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/18/send-jill-zarin-back-to-the-fabric-store/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 01:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The get rid of Jill Zarin petition has 1035 signatures to date.  Here’s a link:
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/jillzarin/signatures



Some of the comments are hilarious.
6/18   The petition is still active
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		<title>No One Brings Crazy Like Danielle Staub</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/15/no-one-brings-crazy-like-danielle-staub/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 00:19:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The rantings of a madwoman.
Browsing through the Bravo TV Message Boards, I stumbled upon the ravings of someone obviously drunk and angry. As I read, I realized it’s Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Using the screen name Jentilpet, her stream-of-thought writing pattern is confusing at best, incomprehensible at worst. Here’s her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon Missing the Drama</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 13:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meanwhile, the so embarrassed  (see next post) Kelly Bensimon gave this interview to Marc Malkin
Kelly Killoren Bensimon may have come off looking like a loon on last night&#8217;s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, but whatever. Bensimon insists what you see is not what you get.
Especially the seemingly nonstop bickering during last night&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Housewives: Kelly Channels Jill</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/14/new-york-housewives-kelly-channels-jill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 20:59:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[tags: Jill Zarin, Kelly Bensimon The Real Housewives of New York City    Bethenny Frankel  Sonja Morgan
 
The good news :  No Jill Zarin on episode 11.  I don’t know if she was edited out or what, but we all needed the break. Don’t they get paid per episode? Just sayin’.  The bad news?  Kelly Bensimon has apparently been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin is &#8220;Entitled&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/11/jill-zarin-is-entitled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 02:09:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A royal pain in the ass wherever she goes.  So tacky and classless.
from page 6



Jill Zarin, the most contentious of the &#8220;Real Housewives of New York City,&#8221; proved it really is all about her at the opening of the Limelight Marketplace the other night. Zarin went from booth to booth asking for free bies, says [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin: Happy Mother&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/09/jill-zarin-happy-mothers-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 13:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Poor Allyson Shapiro (Zarin). Taking the heat for Jill’s refusal to accept responsibility.
&#8221;
The Real Housewives of New York&#8217;s&#8221; Jill Zarin made a phenomenal blunder when she congratulated new mother, Bethenny Frankel, on Facebook for her new baby boy?
Of course, we all know now that Frankel had a daughter. We tweeted about the blunder this morning, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TWOP: New York Thread Will Not Re-Open</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/08/twop-new-york-thread-will-not-re-open/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 23:40:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[RH of NY:
is not getting reopened this season. Mainly because the majority of people didn&#8217;t want to talk about the show. We&#8217;ve asked, we&#8217;ve nagged, we&#8217;ve warned, we&#8217;ve banned, we&#8217;ve pinned epic reminders, we&#8217;ve posted in the thread. And all of that was routinely ignored. Basically, the thread was treated as a pseudo-celebrity gossip aggregator [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin Using Daughter Ally as Human Shield</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 23:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AllyZarin

@tweetmaxine i did get it from YOU. My mom is not hiding behind me. I simply told her your tweets. @jillzarin
In the continuing saga of “As The Zarin World Turns”  we now find ourselves in the midst of a savage “blame game” war between Ally Shapiro Zarin and Tweet Maxine. 
After the official announcement of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Has a Girl! Oops, Tweetmaxine!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 17:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bethenny Frankel Welcomes a Baby Girl!
By Liz McNeil
Saturday May 08, 2010 12:00 PM EDT

Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy



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Just in time for Mother&#8217;s Day, Bethenny Frankel is a new mom!
The Real Housewives of New York City star and her husband Jason Hoppy welcomed a baby girl Saturday, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.
&#8220;Bethenny and Jason are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel, No Baby Confirmation Yet.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 23:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: 5/8 Bethenny has given birth to a baby GIRL, Bryn Casey Hoppy
 
This news was broken first by Tweetmaxine, a person claiming inside knowledge at Bravo , but really just puts inflammatory information out into cyberspace to bait the Real Housewives into a response.  As far as anyone knows  from Bethenny Frankel, it’s still unverified.
Tweetmaxine:
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		<title>Breaking News: Bethenny Frankel Reportedly in Labor</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 20:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will Jill Zarin send congratulations? Or witches’ brew?
absurdtosublime
  Bethenny Has a Girl! Oops, Tweetmaxine! http://tinyurl.com/24ly7xd

Bethenny Frankel is reportedly having her baby almost a month early. A source told Life &#38; Style she went into labor late Thursday night. If true, she is tweeting from the delivery room.



&#8220;Thanks so much everyone.your messages were so thoughtful and sweet.I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin: More Amazon-gate</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 22:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
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J. Samples is still up to the usual shenanigans. He/she has contacted me twice (see Recent Comments) asking if I want an interview. Could be a hoax. In other Jill Zarin news, realitytea is reporting Jill is paying someone $25.00 an hour to delete negative posts on Facebook. Must be a 24/7 job.
On Amazon.com, where [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny&#8217;s Father&#8217;s Death Featured on New York Housewives Episode</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 21:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE 5/7/2010     BETHENNY IN LABOR
tags: bethenny frankel the real housewives of new york, jill zarin
bobby frankel



According to sources, news of the death of Bobby Frankel will be featured on tonight’s show. The girls are together when they are informed, and Jill Zarin , instead of expressing sympathy, wonders why she wasn’t informed sooner.
Bobby Frankel was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo&#8217;s Live Ustream: No Jill Zarin</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/04/bravos-live-ustream-no-jill-zarin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 20:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[tags: the brownstone andy cohen caroline manzo, albert manzo, jill zarin, the real housewives of new jersey, the real housewives of new york&#160;
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The comments on ustream moved so fast it was hard to keep up , but I did not see Jill Zarin at the premiere party at the Manzo’s Brownstone last night.



Several people on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sunday Tidbits</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 15:09:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[May 2, 2010
So much snark, so little time&#8230;..
Vicki Gunvalson and Jill Zarin were both hawking their books at Borders in South Coast Plaza in Orange County California this week. I can’t imagine they bonded, since they are too much alike. Also, since Jill Zarin has an actual publisher and Vicki’s book is self-published, Jill had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: Bad for Business</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/01/real-housewives-bad-for-business/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 18:22:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kodak’s Horrific Reality of Using the Housewives for PR Stunts
related link:  Gretchen Rossi Does Taxes

Goal: Launch the Kodak Gallery Online
Strategy: Appoint a reality TV star to boost consumer interest by placing them in a room with a bunch of editors
Method Used: Retain Jill Zarin + friends



ROI: Bad behavior in front of the press accompanied by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin Reviews Silex Book</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 17:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While glancing through my twitter account, I stumble across this tweet by Simon van Kempen:
SimonvanKempen

@tweetmaxine I don&#8217;t want negative reviews removed.J Samples diatribe wasn&#8217;t a review they clearly hadn&#8217;t read our book.Have you read it yet
Tweetmaxine claims to be a Bravo insider who dishes the alleged dirt on several celebrities. She (or he) mostly provokes [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Maximiliano Palacio Puts &#8220;Gig&#8221; in Gigolo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 16:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The Real Housewives of New York City are still talking about Maximiliano Palacio, the handsome Argentinean who was on the show last season. The model/actor, who makes appearances on Telemundo&#8217;s 12 Corazones dating show, has formed a polo team for the coming season with friends Adam Brecht and Kul Singh. The team is called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Perez Hilton Picks Twitter Fight With Bethenny</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 22:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ absurdtosublime 
  5/8/2010 Update:  Bethenny Has a Girl! Oops, Tweetmaxine! http://tinyurl.com/24ly7xd
perez hilton
original post 10/19/2009



UPDATE: This is the post on twitter from Perez Hilton announcing Bethenny Frankel’s pregnancy. BFF Jill Zarin probably leaked it.  
Another day, another Twitter war for blogger Perez Hilton, who on Monday said that Real Housewives of New York star Bethenny Frankel is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Countess LuAnn on Wendy Williams</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 23:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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LuAnn De Lesseps of the Real Housewives of New York will be a guest on the Wendy Williams Show  Thursday, April 29,2010.



Her single “Elegance is Learned” dropped yesterday. After hearing it, let’s hope Wendy doesn’t ask her to sing!  Dogs will howl, babies will cry.
related: Singing is Learned   New Man for LuAnn
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		<title>Elegance and Singing Are Learned</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 21:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here it is, the disk promised  (threatened) by Luann de Lesseps of the Real Housewives of New York.  It’s just a heavily auto-tuned piece of tripe.  Listen at your own risk, and don’t blame the innocent blogger!  It’s as authentic as the Countess. Where’s Kandi Burruss when needed?








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		<title>Jill Zarin&#8217;s Nephew on the Offensive.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 10:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He has no problem offending&#8230;.DNA wins.
Jon Wexler, the spawn of Jill Zarin’s sister Lisa, is not happy about the comments being made everywhere about his aunt and that stupid book she can’t sell.
Instead of putting  muzzles on his dear aunt and grandma, he spends a considerable amount of time answering tweets.  This kid needs to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin House-Broken</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/25/jill-zarin-house-broken/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least we hope better trained than Ginger.
from page six



Real Housewives of New York City star Jill Zarin panicked before appearing on &#8220;The Joy Behar Show&#8221; when she found herself imprisoned in the green-room lavatory. The doorknob was missing. Zarin tweeted Behar for help. Behar then tweeted, &#8220;Jill Zarin is still locked in the bathroom. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jason Hoppy&#8217;s Reality</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[BREAKING;&#160;&#160;&#160; BETHENNY IN HOSPITAL, IN LABOR&#160;&#160;&#160; MAY 7&#160; 
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The price of Bethenny’s fame.
 



The question becomes how did Perez Hilton get this information last October?&#160; As we painfully progress through&#160; Season 3 of the Real Housewives of New York , we see Jill Zarin’s hand in leaking the pregnancy news to Perez Hilton.&#160; We saw [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sonja Morgan Tells the Truth</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/24/sonja-morgan-tells-the-truth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 15:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
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About some things, anyway.  In a recent interview  with the LA Times, she tells them she is doing the Real Housewives of New York City to brand herself. Raw honesty from a “Real Housewife” is refreshing. 
Let’s see what else she’s willing to be honest about.
So did you see this mainly as an opportunity to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TWOP Shuts NY Housewives Message Board</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/24/bravo-shuts-ny-housewives-message-board/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 14:45:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[See also: twop on lockdown
It has happened again. Television Without Pity, acquired by Bravo TV a couple of years ago, has locked down one of it’s message board threads.



This time, it’s the Real Housewives of New York under censorship. whenever the comments from this small but rabid crowd of viewers gets too intense for Bravo, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin&#8217;s Book, at a Dollar Store Near You</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/21/jill-zarins-book-at-a-dollar-store-near-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 01:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Secrets of a Jewish Mother (Hardcover)
Real Advice, Real Stories, Real Love
by Kamen, Gloria

Rating 2 

Read Reviews/
Write a review

Today: $13.41



Compare at: $17.51
Out for less than a week, Jill Zarin’s book is already available at Overstock.com.
Can the dollar store be far behind?
Amazon-gate    Read the Reviews
Technorati Tags: jill zarin,gloria kamen,lisa wexler
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		<title>New Gig for Bethenny Frankel?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 00:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Julie Chen May Host CBS Remake of &#8216;The View&#8217;

&#8220;Big Brother&#8221; host Julie Chen will shoot a pilot next month for a new CBS daytime talk show described as a mommy version of ABC&#8217;s &#8220;The View,&#8221; people familiar with the situation confirm.



The show will be a panel discussion series, like ABC&#8217;s long-running hit, but hosted by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin: Review-Gate</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/21/jill-zarin-review-gate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 13:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jill Zarin needs to step away from her computer. In a continuing effort to sell that book, she is no giving her own reviews on Amazon.com, under the name J.Samples (fabric samples?)  She is so fun to write about, something new everyday.
A BRILLIANT READ, DON&#8217;T LISTEN TO REALITY TV SHOW HATERS!, April 16, 2010
This review [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin&#8217;s Dirty Laundry</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/20/jill-zarins-dirty-laundry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 23:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I stumbled upon this article dated May 1, 2009. It appears the Ramona Singer story of Jill Zarin being out of favor at Saks ( I also heard Bloomingdales) had some truth in it.
FOR &#8220;The Real Housewives of New York City,&#8221; the drama off screen is as heated as what you see on TV.
Jill Zarin, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen on Wendy Williams</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 21:32:32 +0000</pubDate>
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The couple known as “Silex” will be on the Wendy Williams Show on April 21. Simon should wear the red pants he wore to the Charity Ball on season 2 of the Real Housewives of New York.  Wendy will love it!
related links:  Alex McCord, the Relaxed One    Alex and Simon in Australia
Technorati Tags: alex mccord,simon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Sneak Peek</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/18/new-jersey-housewives-sneak-peek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 18:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Table Flip Seen &#8220;Round the World   New Jersey Underdog  Teresa Giudice Wins Odorous Award    Bitch, Don&#8217;t Touch My Weave
Playing themselves instead of being themselves
That’s the quote from Linda Stasi at the New York Post:
I’m sorry to report the tragic news that somewhere between Season 1 and Season 2, someone stole the &#8220;real&#8221; out of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Andy Cohen: Good for the Jews?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/18/andy-cohen-good-for-the-jews/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 15:34:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 




About as good as Count De Lesseps!
Disregarding everything Jill Zarin and Mummy had to say about anything, the Good for the Jews, Bad for the Jews, segment with drunk-ass Andrew Cohen, Senior Vice-President of Programming at Bravo TV, was over the top. Instead of calling Jill out on her bullshit and lies, which is what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is America, Morgan Trumps Count</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/18/in-america-morgan-trumps-count/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Apr 2010 14:33:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or, money talks, bullshit walks.  At least those of us watching our assets fade in our 401k and other retirement accounts get to see some of our money in action!  Given that, I like Sonja Morgan , the newest Real Housewives of New York City cast member!  Why? Because she owns it, from what we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8220;Luv Jill Zarin&#8221; Twitter Page</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/17/the-luv-jill-zarin-twitter-page/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 17:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
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Follow me if you love ALL things Jill!
That’s  the title  on this new twitter page. Apparently, this is a safer way for Jill or one of her “followers” to answer all the criticism. Coming out of the woodwork!
With only 32 tweets, the author is addressing the negative comments posted to Jill’s twitter, so Jill can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buying Jill Zarin&#8217;s Book? Read the Reviews</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/16/buying-jill-zarins-book-read-the-reviews/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The price has been slashed at amazon.com and the reviews are scathing. My favorite:
What I expected to be warm and fuzzy was cold and calculating
I was sent this book without being asked first, much to my surprise, in order to review it. I wish they&#8217;d asked first and I had read an excerpt because it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin Backtracks After Backlash</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/15/jill-zarin-backtracks-after-backlash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 20:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The backlash against Jill Zarin in her feud with Bethenny Frankel has been the harshest in Real Housewives history, How ill-timed could it be, coming on the heels of the publication of her book.  So now Zarin is “trying to mend her friendship” with Bethenny. Anyone buying this crap?

Real Housewives are everywhere during Jill Zarin’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brooklyn Fashion Weekend: A Horror Show?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/12/brooklyn-fashion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Apr 2010 22:46:57 +0000</pubDate>
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On last week’s episode of The Real Housewives of NY, Ramona Singer made a total snob of herself when she kicked and screamed her way across the East River to Brooklyn to help co-housewife Alex McCord  plan Brooklyn Fashion Week(end). While any New Yorker knows that some BK neighborhoods are just as nice (and arguably [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can Jill Zarin Dig a Deeper Hole?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/11/can-jill-zarin-dig-a-deeper-hole/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 17:59:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jill and Ginger



Yes, she can. And did. Read this excerpt from her book.  Love, love, love the comments,
Thanks for the link, Jen.
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel and Cookie</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/11/bethenny-frankel-and-cookie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 15:45:38 +0000</pubDate>
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She and Jason are in Atlantic City, this photo is today.
http://twitpic.com/1evo70
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		<title>Jill Zarin Never Met A Camera or An Ugly Dress She Didn&#8217;t Like</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/09/jill-zarin-never-met-a-camera-or-an-ugly-dress-she-didnt-like/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 23:11:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More on Jill Zarin’s summer.
Shout out to reader Truth Prevails for providing the link to Patrick McMullen.  There are 458 pictures of Jill Zarin partying on his website. Many are from the summer, and some include Bobby. The link.



‘nough said.
Update 4/14     Case in point:  Posted to twitter minutes ago
Jill&#8217;s Summer Vacation
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		<title>What Jill Zarin Did During Her Summer Vacation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 17:09:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reading on Jill Zarin’s website, I see no mention of Bobby’s illness. In fact, Jill partied the whole summer, with trips to Vegas and LA.
Here’s a link to the August postings on her website.  And where’s the scar on Bobby’s neck.?  She is so full of shit.



Just sayin’
Related:  Bethenny , Jill and the Underdog    The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex and the Single Sonja Morgan</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 15:47:31 +0000</pubDate>
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Resembling an older Sara Jessica Parker, Sonja Morgan, the newest New York housewife, owns up to her sex life.  Sonja prescribes to the notion that “sex keeps menopause at bay”. Recently divorced from 77 year old John Adams Morgan, great-grandson of John Pierpont Morgan, they must have had an “interesting” marriage.  May be an interesting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sam Talbot Dating Kelly Bensimon?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/08/sam-talbot-dating-kelly-bensimon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 22:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[sam talbot
Apparently, former Top Chef contestant Sam Talbot, 32, is dating Kelly Bensimon,41, of the Real Housewives of New York. Proving there’s no accounting for taste. However, he married Paola Guerrero in late 2008. They  separated early this year.



Confused? Join the club!
&#8220;Real Housewives of New York City&#8221; star Kelly Bensimon and chef Sam Talbot are doing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8220;Jill Zarin Needs a Hobby&#8221; Page</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/08/the-jill-zarin-needs-a-hobby-page/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, there is a Facebook page all about finding a hobby for Jill Zarin of the Real Housewives of New York.
4/12: Check out the number of followers.
For those of you on Facebook here’s the  link



Too funny
Related Links:
The Devil Has a Face
Patti Stanger and BFF Jill
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		<title>Lunching with LuAnn</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Figure Skating in Harlem was featured this morning on the  Today Show. In their latest fund raiser they are auctioning off lunch with the Countless.  Wonder who the 10 bidders are.
At Charity Buzz

Have Lunch with Real Housewives Star Countess de Lesseps

Current Bid:
$900.00
Number of Bids:
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Minimum Next Bid:
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Estimated Value:
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Lot Number:
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Lot Begins:
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		<title>Do You See It?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/07/do-you-see-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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According to Hollywood Gossip, you can see a nipple in this Kelly Bensimon pic. I don’t see it, but I may be too fascinated by the knees, Time to cover them girlfriend!
hollywood gossip:



Kelly Bensimon struts down the runway in this photo. Is that a nipple we see on her right breast? We think it is.
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		<title>Ramona Singer and Dirty Laundry</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/07/ramona-singer-and-dirty-laundry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 16:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
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What happens when a Real Housewives of New York star swaps lives with a real working mom of two? It’s time to say goodbye to the good life and hello to the down and dirty duties of a housewife in our life-changing switch! Then, Olympian Summer Sanders has a challenge of her own – facing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin&#8217;s Apple is Rotting</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 16:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
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The Daily Beast interviewed Jill Zarin the day after Bethenny Frankel’s wedding.  It’s mostly Jill and her sister hawking that book of hers, with digs at Bethenny throughout. 
This part of the interview is interesting:
We were told, in no uncertain terms—and I wouldn&#8217;t say it&#8217;s affected me, but it&#8217;s affected some of the other girls—that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Patti Stanger Needs a Hobby, Too</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/06/patti-stanger-needs-a-hobby-too/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 22:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Disclaimer: I watched about fifteen minutes of Patti Stanger and that Millionaire Matchmaker show of hers. Before the nausea started. Although it’s just another pimp and ho show, it wasn’t the concept, it was Patti herself.  I have the same visceral reaction to her that I have to Jill Zarin.  Too many women like this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Easter!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/04/happy-easter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:09:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cutest pic:&#160; Dyeing eggs this morning! Haven&#8217;t lost any&#8230;yet&#8230; on Twitpic

Alex McCord of the Real Housewives of New York and her boys, Johan and Francois, dyeing eggs on Easter morning.



Nice to see a relaxed, normal real housewife!
Related Article:&#160;&#160; Alex McCord, the Relaxed One
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		<title>The NYDN Article About Bethenny</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 20:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: bethenny frankel,kelly bensimon,jill zarin,the real housewives of new york,alex mccord,ramona singer

This is the article that Bethenny Frankel saw and spoke of on Episode 4 of the Real Housewives of New York. Planted by Jill Zarin?  You be the judge.
 
Frenemies Bethenny Frankel and Kelly Bensimon may have made peace over the summer, but the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin: The Devil Has a Face</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/03/jill-zarin-the-devil-has-a-face/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 17:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alex McCord the Voice of Reason   Bethenny and Jill Feud   Bethenny Loses Her Father




From what we have seen and heard on Season 3 of the Real Housewives of New York , Jill  Zarin, is, without a doubt, seething with jealousy that Bethenny is the one who is getting her own spin-off. Jill was so convinced [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s Wedding Photos</title>
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Great looking ceremony. Check out her Hi-Heel Sneakers!
Go to OK Magazine to see the full gallery of photos
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		<title>Out-takes From Bethenny&#8217;s Wedding</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eat your heart out, Jill Zarin!&#160; The Insider will show out-takes from Bethenny Frankel’s wedding tonight.
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		<title>Jill Zarin Gets a Hobby</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/30/jill-zarin-gets-a-hobby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 23:27:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jill Zarin is turning up everywhere to diss Bethenny Frankel. Looking smug and self-righteous, the only things I&#8217;ve ever seen her do well.  Unconfirmed from various sources: she went to the offices of the Gawker to tell Richard Lawson her side of the story.
Protesting too much? You betcha.  Too bad she didn’t reveal the complete [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Trouble? Must Be Real Housewife Sonja Morgan</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 18:45:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seems Sonja  will bring her own brand of drama to the scene.
There’s a  lawsuit between Sonja Morgan, ex-wife of JP Morgan’s grandson, and a Hollywood production company.
Hannibal Pictures says that it had lined up John Travolta and Rosario Dawson in 2006 to star in a movie Morgan had agreed to finance, but that the leggy blond [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ramona Singer Writes About Bethenny&#8217;s Wedding</title>
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Click here to see more photos &#8211; Love this dress by Kimberly Towers!



The dress I wore was by the designer Kimberly Towers – it was all different shades of red and wouldn’t you know they were the same as Bethenny’s flowers.  It was such a good match I could have been mistaken for being in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s Wedding</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:29:10 +0000</pubDate>
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from people.com and nydn.com




Bravo, Bethenny!
Real Housewives of New York City&#8217;s Bethenny Frankel and her beau Jason Hoppy were married at the Four Seasons in New York on Sunday.
&#8220;I&#8217;m a real housewife!&#8221; Frankel tweeted  on Monday morning. &#8220;On way to honeymoon. best night of my life. your messages were so beautiful &#38; sentimental. have a great [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alex and Simon on the Way to Bethenny&#8217;s Wedding</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/28/alex-and-simon-on-the-way-to-bethennys-wedding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 22:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
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Looking great for the black tie event!
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		<title>More on Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s Wedding</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 18:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bethenny Frankel, the best-selling author and darling of the Bravo TV “Real Housewives” franchise denies getting loads of swag paid for by Bravo.
from page six:
The event will be filmed for her upcoming Bravo reality show, &#8220;Bethenny&#8217;s Getting Married,&#8221; a spinoff of &#8220;The Real Housewives of New York City,&#8221; where sharp-tongued Frankel has squabbled with her castmates [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s Wedding: More Details</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/27/bethenny-frankels-wedding-tomorrow-more-details/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 13:54:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Wendy Williams
Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy are getting married this Sunday at the 4 Seasons in NYC.
Only Ramona and Alex were invited.
The nuptials will be filmed by Bravo for her upcoming show, “Bethenny Getting Married”
Skinny Girl will be served at the reception. That&#8217;s a duh.
The cost of this shindig is $200,000 and Bravo is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s &quot;Contract Wedding&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/23/bethenny-frankels-romantic-contract-wedding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: bobby frankel,jason hoppy,bethenny frankel,bonnie frankel
UPDATE 7/2/2010  Bonnie Frankel Parisella, Bethenny&#8217;s mother, was not invited to the wedding
Bethenny sold her wedding pictures to OK Magazine for $10,000
Bethe
Bethenny Frankel’s wedding to Jason Hoppy  will take place this Sunday, March 28 at the Four Seasons Hotel restaurant in New York City. It is a black tie [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Truth About Kelly Bensimon&#8217;s Playboy Shoot?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this as a comment on a blog&#8230;.someone who knows Kelly Bensimon. This is what happens when the enemies come out to play!
 



 
I am so confused why more people aren’t leaking the fact that the Playboy pictures were taken by Gilles YEARS and YEARS ago. That shoot in the episode was last October (it was her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;To Entertain People With Your Weirdness&#8221;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kelly Bensimon
When did Jill Zarin become a cross-clone of Nene Leakes and Vicki Gunvalson? A fame obsessed control freak of the worse order. Throughout episode three, she attacked everyone, including Alex and Simon’s children. Except the countless underdog LuAnn De Lesseps. She even attacked Kelly Bensimon  nit-picking about the Playboy issue and practically calling Kelly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin, Not to Be Outdone&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just posted this on twitter:
Jillzarin




Just finished my new ASK JILL newsletter. Hope you like it. Sign up at jillzarin.com soon or you won&#8217;t get it!&#8230;
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		<title>Cool Email Club by Bethenny Frankel</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She shares quite a bit of information&#8230;&#8230;.

Need some new recipes?




Hi there!!
Well, Housewives started, and I&#8217;m sure you are knee-deep in the drama and gossip.  Truthfully, I&#8217;m happy to be watching it versus living it because it was a ride I couldn&#8217;t wait to get off.  Being pregnant, incredibly busy, and trying to build a relationship, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny&#8217;s Wedding: Beautiful, Sophisticated and Only Days Away</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:53:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s what Bethenny Frankel, star of The Real Housewives of New York, told Hollywood life:
Ladies, get ready for Bethenny Frankel’s wedding — like, now. She just confessed to our Editor-in-Chief Bonnie Fuller and our reporter Chloe Melas on the red carpet at the NYC premiere of The Bounty Hunter that her wedding to fiance Jason [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny&#8217;s Wedding: Which Housewives Are Invited?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:08:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, I posted an article from Page Six about Bethenny Frankel and her wedding:
Bethenny Frankel is such a fame whore, she changed her wedding date to accommodate Bravo&#8217;s taping schedule for &#8220;The Real Housewives of New York City.&#8221; &#8220;If she&#8217;s a heavily pregnant bride, she&#8217;ll get more attention,&#8221; an insider quips. &#8220;The other housewives are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s Background</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 20:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update 7/18/2010
More on Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s Mother
Picture of Bethenny&#8217;s Mother
Confirmed: Bethenny Frankel Delivers Baby Girl
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Bethenny Frankel often says she “has no parents” in referring to her parents, Bonnie Frankel Parisella and the late Bobby Frankel.
Written shortly after Bobby Frankel’s death, this author, who knew everyone involved well, gives some insight into Bethenny’s childhood.&#160; She seems very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Housewives: Just Bitchin&#8217;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[LuAnn and Jill
So, Luann De Lesseps is Jill Zarin’s current underdog?  Looks like it, even though Jill was staying at Luann’s mansion in the Hamptons. ( The no-count Count must have stopped paying the rent on the townhouse in Manhattan). 
Episode two of the Real Housewives of New York shows us the two warring factions: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel Dishes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
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Here’s Bethenny Frankel looking quite pregnant on the CBS Morning Show.  Call me cheap, but I don’t see how a single meal under $40.00 is on a budget!
Bethenny Frankel on the Wendy Williams Show
Bethenny: I Oughta Be in Pictures
Bethenny/Jill Feud: Ramona Nailed It
YouTube &#8211; Meal with Big Taste, Low Calories
Technorati Tags: bethenny frankel,the real housewives [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yo, Jill Zarin, Get a Hobby</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:57:21 +0000</pubDate>
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So, in the season 3 premiere of the Real Housewives of New York , we see plenty of dis-Countess, Jill Zarin and Ramona moments. Why would LuAnn call out Ramona over something Mario said? After being invited to spend the day on the yacht by Ramona? And of course, Jill had to jump into it. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Housewives: Cliques and Feuds</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/04/new-york-housewives-cliques-and-feuds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:14:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Kelly Bensimon 
Looks like we’ll be treated to a season of Housewives wars.  Jill, LuAnn, and Kelly versus Bethenny, Ramona and Alex.  Strange bedfellows, I would say. 
An excerpt from Kelly Bensimon’s recent People Magazine interview sums it up:



How is your relationship with Ramona Singer, who makes an insult about your breasts in an upcoming episode??
Ramona is Ramona. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Zolciak, Switch Hitter</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/01/kim-zolciak-switch-hitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, it was reported that Kim Zolciak was back with Big Poppa.
Well, that was yesterday. This rumor has been circulating around the internet for months:
Exclusive: Real Housewives&#8217; Kim Zolciak Steps Out With Girlfriend

Forget Big Papa.
Real Housewives of Atlanta&#8217;s Kim Zolciak has a new girlfriend, UsMagazine.com can exclusively reveal
Zolciak, 31, stepped out with her love of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Housewives: The Claws are Out!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/28/new-york-housewives-the-claws-are-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The new season of the Real Housewives of New York premieres March 4, but the cast is feuding, in public, even before we see the divisions, clashes and catfights. They won’t  show up for each other’s premiere parties.

ramona singer,bethenny frankel,alex mc cord
Meow! Ramona Singer  threw a premiere party for the new season of &#8220;Real Housewives [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alex McCord, The Relaxed One</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/28/alex-mccord-the-relaxed-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 16:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Alex McCord of the Real Housewives of New York City City seems as calm and philosophical as ever in this interview.
RADARONLINE.COM: The other women are so judgmental of your relationship with Simon. Why do you think that is?
ALEX MCCORD: Well, I can only speak from what I know and that is that Simon and I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Luann De Lesseps and Teresa Giudice on &#8220;Millionaire&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/23/luann-de-lesseps-and-teresa-giudice-on-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;

&#160;



Luann Countess De Lesseps (her post-divorce title) of The Real Housewives of New York looked stunning, as always. She was gracious to Meredith Viera and the contestant. The questions were easy,&#160;&#160; Danielle Staub read a question about her 19 times engaged, which of course the contestant got. The next question was about a poem, so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Countess LuAnn Has a New Man</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/23/countess-luann-has-a-new-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 21:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

The Countess has a new man! Countess LuAnn De Lesseps of the Real Housewives of New York City confirmed to PEOPLE magazine that she is dating French wine distributor Jacques Azoulay, pictured above.
“I feel very lucky,” the recently divorced LuAnn told People. “We met at a party for a friend of mine who is a singer. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo Pops on &#8220;Millionaire&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/22/caroline-manzo-pops-on-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
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The matriarch of the Manzo’s of New Jersey, and the central character on the Real Housewives of New Jersey , Caroline Manzo made a stunning appearance on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” earlier today. The woman she was assisting, Nina, made $50,000. Andy Cohen mugged for the camera as a Lifeline, and Sheree Whitfield [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny and Jill Feud&#8230;According to Jill</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/18/bethenny-and-jill-feud-according-to-jill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As reported several months ago, Bethenny Frankel and Jill Zarin are no longer bff&#8217;s.  Ramona Singer stated during season 2 that the only reason Jill seemed to care about Bethenny was because she was the struggling underdog.  That had a ring of truth to it.
Fast forward to today, right before the start of the new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Real Housewives&#8217; Stars Appear on &#8216;Who Wants to Be a Millionaire&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/18/real-housewives-stars-appear-on-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The stars of The Real Housewives franchise are briefly leaving their gated communities for a chance to compete for the big million-dollar payout. Next week, from Monday, February 22 to Friday, February 26, some of Bravo&#8217;s controversial housewives will be participating on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, the TV quiz show hosted by Meredith [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel Feeling Ill</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 18:24:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[

As we have seen Bethenny’s rise from reality star to real star, I have wondered how she keeps up the pace.
She’s in Chicago, and she just tweeted this:



Bethenny

Scratch that last tweet:WTF.how am I getting my first AM sickness at 6 mos?I just put on quite a show in the middle of the water tower.SICK

I hope [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alex and Simon May Not Return After Season 3 of New York Housewives</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another story with Jill Zarin&#8217;s grubby little fingers all over it!
from nymag.com
Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen may not be returning to The Real Housewives of New York City in March, as &#8220;viewers don&#8217;t have a positive reaction to them, so they&#8217;re easily replaceable at this point,&#8221; and Simon threw a hissy fit when he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ramona Singer is Pedaling Backwards</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ On the &#8220;Ramonacoaster&#8221;

Statement 20 minutes ago from Ramona Singer’s Facebook Page
Ramona Singer To set the record straight Tamra from rhooc had dinner with Teresa&#8217;s husband from rhonj and Teresa was there plus other friends
Well Ramona, why did you insist on saying Tamra and Joe were together that night when he received the DWI?



Not once (on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Giudice and Tamra Barney? According to Ramona</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Ramona Singer of the Real Housewives of New York City, Joe Giudice , husband of table-flipping Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey had dinner with Tamra Barney  of the Real Housewives of Orange County last night and had some sort of an accident!
This is what Ramona posted on Facebook :
Ramona [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Housewives Season 3</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/11/new-york-housewives-season-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 02:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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The Real Housewives of New York City will premiere on Bravo March 4. Bethenny Frankel’s new show will be named “Bethenny Getting Married?” Bethenny says she will begin filming soon.
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon in Playboy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 10:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ex-husband Gilles Bensimon shot the photos
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After months of speculation, a rep for Playboy magazine confirms exclusively to UsMagazine.com that Kelly Bensimon will pose in its March issue. Bensimon, 41, &#8220;will be featured on the cover and in a 6-page nude pictorial in the March issue,&#8221; the rep tells Us.
The photographer who shot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Hosting New Years’ Bashes</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/27/real-housewives-hosting-new-years%e2%80%99-bashes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Danielle Staub                                 Kelly Bensimon 
Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey   and Kelly Bensimon of the Real Housewives of New York will be hosting two separate Joonbug produced events in New York City.
 



 
New Years Eve spent at the China Club or Guastavinos in New York will be stepped up a notch this year with celebrity [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Television Without Pity on Lockdown</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Real Housewives of Orange County Message Board Shutdown.
Everyone knew when Bravo TV bought the popular message board Television Without Pity, better known as TWOP, no good would come of it.
On December 22, 2009, the powers that be shut down the Real Housewives of Orange County message board.
So much for television without pity. Apparently, they do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Television Without Pity on Lockdown</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Real Housewives of Orange County Message Board Shutdown.
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Everyone knew when Bravo TV bought the popular message board Television Without Pity, better known as TWOP, no good would come of it.
On December 22, 2009, the powers that be shut down the Real Housewives of Orange County message board.
So much for television without pity. Apparently, they do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel: Wrapped and Unwrapped</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/19/bethenny-frankel-wrapped-and-unwrapped-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 17:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Credit: Courtesy of PETA
Bethenny Frankel is continuing to address the “hateration” that came to the surface after her nude PETA ad appeared in Times Square. The moment the story broke, New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice began posting comments on Twitter, and Bethenny’s  ex-BFF Jill Zarin made some obscure but mean-spirited comment about the number of chicken [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel and the Bump</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Bethenny Frankel, the breakout star of “The Real Housewives of New York, will be featured in the March 2010 issue of SHAPE Magazine.



Recently engaged to boyfriend Jason Hoppy, the pregnant Bethenny says on Twitter that its time to buy larger clothes because of the bump!
Be well, Bethenny!
del.icio.us Tags: bethenny frankel,jason hoppy,the real housewives of new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Countess LuAnn Weighs in on the Salahi&#8217;s Stunt</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Seeking Celebrity?
God knows we’ve all crashed a party before, but the Salahis went way too far. Lying to get into a White House dinner? Not only did they compromise national security by pulling this stunt, they also displayed incredibly bad manners.
It is not reality TV that is the problem here; it is the behavior of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel Loses Her Father</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/20/bethenny-frankel-loses-her-father/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bobby Frankel
Bethenny Frankel, of the Real Housewives of New York , lost her father, famous horse trainer Bobby, to cancer



Hall of Fame trainer Bobby Frankel, who had been battling leukemia for most of the year, died peacefully at his home in Pacific Palisades, Calif. at 5:40 a.m. (EST) Nov. 16. He was 68. Frankel’s ex-wife, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives on Millionaire</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/14/real-housewives-on-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Who Wants to Be A Millionaire filmed&#160; a segment Thursday with several of the Real Housewives from various franchises.
Here’s Kelly&#160;Bensimon&#160; and Jill Zarin of The Real Housewives of New York with Kandi Burruss of the Atlanta Housewives

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Caroline Manzo tweeted:
Millionaire was awesome have 2 wait till feb 2 see how I did!!!!

Simon Van Kampen tweeted:
Finally on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel: Wrapped and Unwrapped</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/01/bethenny-frankel-wrapped-and-unwrapped/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 10:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Credit: Courtesy of PETA
Bethenny Frankel is continuing to address the “hateration” that came to the surface after her nude PETA ad appeared in Times Square. The moment the story broke, New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice began posting comments on Twitter, and Bethenny’s  ex-BFF Jill Zarin made some obscure but mean-spirited comment about the number of chicken [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel Likes Perez Hilton? Not So Much</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 21:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: October 20, 2009
Update: April 25, 2010: Jill Zarin&#8217;s grubby little handprints are all over this!!!
Bethenny Frankel has admitted on Twitter that she is indeed, pregnant.
Congrats, Bethenny!
 
Here’s what Perez Hilton wrote:
Sperminated!!!! 


Oops!
We just outscooped her on her own scoop!



Real Housewives of New York star Bethenny Frankel  announced over the weekend that she was engaged to some loser [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel: On Season 3 or Not?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The story keeps changing. Bethenny Frankel insists she’s returning for the whole season, but other sources report Sonja Morgan is replacing her in the middle of the season.&#160; This article is from BuddyTV:



     Amidst her allegedly fake engagement to Jason Hoppy and the rumored lawsuit she might face if she continues [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s Show No Longer a Rumor</title>
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Breaking News



&#160;Bethenny Frankel is getting her own TV show on Bravo. The rumors last summer were true. No wonder Jill Zarin is so pissed!
Bethenny&#8217;s Skinny in the City
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		<title>Bethenny and Jill: Ramona Singer Called It</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Get Ready for Season 3
During Season 2 of the New York Housewives, at a party in her home, Ramona Singer said to Bethenny Frankel, (paraphrasing) “Jill Zarin only cares about you because you’re the underdog”  That statement had such a ring of truth to it.
Well, Bethenny Frankel is no longer just a reality tv ho, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon Posing Nude in Playboy</title>
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Bethenny Frankel better come out with a Skinny Girl Dramamine-tini, because the world at large is going to need it when Kelly&#160;Bensimon of The Real Housewives of New York City flaunts her lopsided tittays in the pages of December&#8217;s Playboy. That is the worst Christmas present ever.



InTouch Weekly says that Kelly won&#8217;t bare it all. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel on the Wendy Williams Show</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/10/bethenny-frankel-on-the-wendy-williams-show/</link>
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Bethenny looked wonderful in her magenta, skintight dress.She was&#160; funny with her Kim Zolciak joke. Something about her being a cartoon character on crack. Funny, not acerbic.&#160; She and Wendy made Skinnygirl Margarita’s, of course.
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		<title>Bethenny: Want Sheree To Get &#8220;Pookie&#8217;n Them?&#8221;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Catfight &#8211; The Real Housewives of New Jersey vs. Real Housewives, New York
Its an all out catfight for the women of the dueling reality TV series The New Jersey Housewives and their rivals The New York Housewives, according to a report from Life &#38; Style Weekly.  A report from the magazine notes, &#8220;Filming is on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel: From &#8220;Reality&#8221; Celeb to Real Celeb</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 21:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This story was originally posted July 16, 2009
This was bound to happen. Bethenny Frankel has become a real celebrity. I woke up to the sound of her voice on a local TV station last week&#8230;she’s everywhere. Bravo may have helped her, but Bethenny, unlike the other housewives, does work.  And has skills.




We all saw this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alex McCord and Simon in Australia</title>
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Real Housewives of New York celebs Alex McCord and hubby Simon Van Kempen are off on a press junket promoting the show in Van Kempen’s native Australia. 



Season 2 is scheduled&#160; to air in the land “down under”&#160; soon.&#160; 
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy in Chicago</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 15:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Bethenny Frankel and&#160; fiance Jason Hoppy are spending the weekend in Chicago.&#160; Real Housewives of Chicago wannabe Candace Jordan spotted them lunching at Gibson’s Friday. The never -shy Candid Candace introduced herself, describing Bethenny as “ tall and very thin”.&#160; No word on what Bethenny was eating, if anything. 
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		<title>Real Housewives Real Estate: Jill Zarin</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/11/more-real-housewives-real-estatejill-zarin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jill Zarin’s garishly decorated condo is for sale.

To us, the stars of the recently concluded season of Real Housewives of New York City weren&#8217;t the housewives, but rather, the two gut renovations that took up a heck of a lot of screen time. The  makeover of Simon van Kempen&#8217;s and Alex McCord&#8217;s Cobble Hill townhouse [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Southern Belles: Hadley&#8217;s Heart</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They all go out for a night on the town, Hadley and Russ as a couple,Shea interferes.&#160; Shea must be sexually attracted to Russ, or just a control freak . Or jealous.&#160; She needs to worry about her own man, who has that “I’m out of here” look in his eye. 
Back in Vegas, Emily [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Count and Countess De Lesseps&#8230;.Getting Back Together?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/09/count-and-countess-de-lessepsgetting-back-together/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 18:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the NY POST
COUNTESS LuAnn de Lesseps — who split from husband Count de Lesseps after the second season of “Real Housewives of New York”— might be reconciling soon. The count, who is not swimming in money, rented a St. Tropez villa for 100,000 Euros for the summer to impress his girlfriend, Ethiopian Princess Kemeria [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Housewives Back for Season 3</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/08/new-york-housewives-back-for-season-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8216;THE Real Housewives of New York City&#34; will return for another go-round of bickering, backstabbing and bonding. 
Bravo officially announced a third season yesterday, adding that it&#8217;s &#34;currently casting for additional Housewives.&#34; 
That doesn&#8217;t necessarily mean that anyone&#8217;s leaving, since other &#34;Housewives&#34; franchises have either added or subtracted cast members in different seasons. 



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		<title>No Love Between Bethenny and Teresa</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/03/no-love-between-bethenny-and-teresa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 19:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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the us weekly article on bethenny:
Butt seriously: a nude Bethenny Frankel will now greet tourists and New Yorkers on a giant billboard near Manhattan&#8217;s Times Square. Emblazoned with the text &#8220;Fur? I&#8217;d Rather go Naked,&#8221; the traffic-stopping ad is the latest from PETA, of which the Real Housewives of New York star is now a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Housewives: So Over Them!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/23/new-york-housewives-so-over-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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At least they can keep secrets during filming. Unlike Tamra Barney and her simmering beneath the surface hatred of Gretchen Rossi over something that was not on the show, the New York Housewives didn’t talk about the Count de Lesseps/ Luann breakup during filming. Though it bothered Ramona Singer to keep quiet, she did.&#160; 
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		<title>Dina Manzo and Bethenny Frankel Have &#8220;Words&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/20/bethenny-frankel-get-over-yourself/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I seldom visit the Bravo website, but I wondered if Dina Manzo had anything to say about the finale episode:

One word&#8230;mortified.
‘I may be a bitch at times&#8230;I own that. A LIAR I AM NOT. After the reunion show I will post the truth. Let me just make it clear I was NEVER trying to deny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel on the Today Show</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/15/bethenny-frankel-on-the-today-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
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Bethenny Frankel talks so much and so fast it was hard for the host, Hoda Kotb, to contain her.  She says Bravo TV is the gift that keeps on giving, and she’s still on the New York Times Best seller list.  The first 13 minutes were all Bethenny, all the time, but she did give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: Kevin Maher and Danielle Staub Still Married?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/14/real-housewives-kevin-maher-and-danielle-staub-still-married/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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The story on FoxNews  leads in with a general overview of Real Housewives scandals and mini-dramas.
NeNe Leakes and her problems with whatever her husband was doing in real estate,
Kelly Bensimon beating up Nick Stefanov, and Lauri Waring ‘s troubles with Josh Waring (who blames the show for his problems, according to the reporter)




Danielle Staub aka [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Housewives: Eight is (More Than) Enough</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/12/new-york-housewives-eight-is-more-than-enough/</link>
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The Real Housewives of New York City has added another famewhore:



Jennifer Gilbert, a successful and award-winning entrepreneur who owns multiple companies, has been married for seven years and has three children. Still, with a motto of “Why cook when you can cater?” Gilbert and her husband, who love to entertain, are able to find time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel: I Oughta Be in Pictures</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bethenny Frankel apparently wanted a movie career a decade ago.
Hollywood Hills 90028 (1994)
Review Summary
Barry Blake&#8217;s Hollywood Hills 90028 stars Bethenny Frankel as Laura, who moves to Hollywood Hills, CA, as the movie begins. She has no personal ties to anyone, but soon becomes obsessed with the nerdy Mike (David Kenneth). Mike is so thankful to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The New York Housewives Talk About Danielle Staub&#8217;s Past</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/04/the-new-york-housewives-talk-about-danielle-staubs-past/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from people.com
The The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub,  whose sordid past was dug up on the show, is getting some sympathy from her New York neighbors, including troublemaker Kelly Bensimon.
Technorati Tags: danielle staub,cop without a badge,jill zarin,alex mccord,the real housewives of new jersey,luann de lesseps,kelly bensimon
“Everybody deserves a second chance,” Bensimon told [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon Returning to “Real Housewives</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 17:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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May 31, 2009 &#8211;



KELLY Bensimon  is going back for more. The ditzy model, who caused a stir on the second season of &#8220;The Real Housewives of New York City,&#8221; recently told Obsessed TV&#8217;s Samantha Ettus that she will &#8220;absolutely&#8221; return for another season of catfights. As for her much-talked-about scuffles with Bethenny Frankel, Bensimon said, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin: A Scientologist?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/31/jill-zarin-a-scientologist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 17:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Jill Zarin might be a Scientologist. The organization she was fundraising for, &#8220;Help For Orphans&#8221; is a suspected  Scientology front organization (much of the money is siphoned to the Church of Scientology headquarters, allegedly) There was a controversy in the press about Beck doing a benefit concert for another such &#8220;school&#8221; in India which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New York Housewives: The “Lost Footage”</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/26/new-york-housewives-the-%e2%80%9clost-footage%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of New York and New Jersey</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/25/the-real-greedy-housewives-of-new-york-and-new-jersey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 23:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ &#8220;THE Real Housewives of New York City&#8221; taught their New Jersey counterparts some lessons in &#8220;fame&#8221; recently &#8212; including how to grab as much graft as you can. Jill Zarin and Ramona Singer came to the Lia Sofia gifting suite for TV Upfronts at the London NYC hotel and got to grabbing. Zarin took a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel Loves New Jersey</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/21/bethenny-frankel-ad-nauseum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 21:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NY Real Housewife Really Hates New Jersey
Posted May 21st 2009 12:20PM by TMZ Staff
She loves the ladies of &#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; but New York&#8217;s Bethenny Frankel sure didn&#8217;t have kind words for the Garden State itself &#8212; basically calling it a useless place where people get trapped and can never leave. There’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel: Oh No She Didn’t</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/16/bethenny-frankel-oh-no-she-didn%e2%80%99t/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 19:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
from the gawker
PETA, anti-fur jihadists, have finally acquiesced to Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s constant pleas and are allowing the Housewife of New York to expose her dilapidated inventory to the public in an effort to stop fur-wearing. Bad move!



The premise for these PETA ads are, I guess, that by showing naked people who would rather go nude [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RHONY REUNION FALLOUT</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/16/rhony-reunion-fallout-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 17:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They won’t shut up
Part Two of  The Real Housewives of New York City.&#8221; was a bummer. Four screeching women and a silent one (Alex, trying in vain to be the voice of reason) trying to crucify each other on the altar of righteousness.  Andy Cohen reminded me of a substitute teacher thrown in with a bunch of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon’s Planet</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/16/kelly-bensimon%e2%80%99s-planet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 16:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

THE second season of Bravo&#8217;s &#8220;The Real Housewives of New York City.&#8221; ended not a moment too soon for Kelly Bensimon.
We hear the model, 41, who was excoriated by her fellow housewives for being shallow and self-important during the show&#8217;s wrap-up chat session on Thursday, has been telling friends she regrets she signed aboard in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Silex Book of Parenting</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/15/the-silex-book-of-parenting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 14:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ No, it wasn’t a joke.  Yes, they are serious.  Just in time for  Season 3

LITTLE KIDS, BIG CITY: Tales From a Real House in New York City (With Lessons on Life and Love for Your Own Concrete Jungle)
by Alex McCord &#38; Simon van Kempen  
Parenting/Humor
$14.95
5.5 x 8.5 &#8220;, 240 pages, trade paper
Publication date: February, 2010





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		<title>The Real Housewives of New York: Let’s Get It On!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/13/the-real-housewives-of-new-york-let%e2%80%99s-get-it-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 22:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
These  women lost their ever-loving minds last night. The jealousies, one-up manship, pettiness and the downright silliness was put on display like an old time soap opera.
Here’s what went down:
Kelly Vs. Everyone
 
Absurdity:The media has attacked Kelly’s very important name with allegations that she beat up her ex-boyfriend.
Kelly said: &#8220;Every single day my name was in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RHONY Reunion Sneak Peek: Kelly’s Story</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/12/rhony-reunion-sneak-peek-kelly%e2%80%99s-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 13:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Kelly Bensimon was arrested in early March for beating up boytoy Nick Stefanov. Watch Kelly’s disclaimer story from tonight’s reunion show and see if you buy it.



Note how Bethenny Frankel rudely jumps into Kelly’s narrative.
 video
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel: Desperate is Not Pretty</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/10/bethenny-frankel-desperate-is-not-pretty-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 15:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Some things never change. The type of man Bethenny’s looking for is looking for the polar opposite of her.
Bethenny and her “have we met”, which is a stand she takes, a mantra to who she is, can’t bend or suspend long enough to get a man.



Look at the advice she’s received this season:
LuAnn told her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jill Zarin’s Used Clothing</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/09/jill-zarin%e2%80%99s-used-clothing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 20:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Take home Jill Zarin&#8217;s fabulous Zang Toi Gown



Currently Placed Bid:$1,000.00
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Estimated Value:$18,000.00
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Time Left:3 days, 20 hrs, 19 min
Lot Opened Apr 28, 2009 10:00:00 AM EDT




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		<title>Lunch Without Kelly Bensimon: Priceless</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/09/lunch-without-kelly-bensimon-priceless-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 16:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Lunch with Kelly Killoren Bensimon
Current Bid:$800.00 
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Lot #:95404
Lot Begins:Apr 28, 2009 12:00:00 PM EDT
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The Real Housewives of New York City.&#8221; are auctioning everything off for charity.  The thrill of hearing Kelly exclaim about foils and her fabulous life, not to mention seeing her “brar “– [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New York:Ramona and Simon Dancing</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/06/the-real-housewives-of-new-york-city-ramona-and-simon-dancing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 20:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Real Housewives of New York City &#8211; Ramona and Simon Dancing



Am I seeing sexual tension between them or is it my dirty little mind?
Don&#8217;t answer that!
 
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel at the Kentucky Derby</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/04/bethenny-frankel-at-the-kentucky-derby-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 20:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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In a pale pink jumpsuit, napkin at waist and hat, Bethenny Frankel of “The Real Housewives of New York” decides faux boob advertising was to way to go.  A truly “What Not to Wear” moment.
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon’s Birthday Bash</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/03/kelly-bensimon%e2%80%99s-birthday-bash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 15:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Kelly Bensimon of “The Real Housewives of New York City” had a birthday party at The Gates Friday night.  Was she tardy to the party?  What the hell is she wearing?  None of the other housewives were in attendance. For more pictures, go here.
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		<title>RHONY’s Reunion: Holy Catfights!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/02/rhony%e2%80%99s-reunion-holy-catfights/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 19:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Here’s what Andy Cohen had to say about the Reunion, scheduled to air on Bravo Tuesday, May 12.




“Oh Lord. I am still recovering. It was a seven-hour Real Housewives of New York reunion shoot at Cipriani Wall Street. There were about 15 MASSIVE fights, many raised voices, lots of finger pointing, some laughs, and much [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon the Ivy Leaguer</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/02/kelly-bensimon-the-ivy-leaguer-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 00:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Page Six has little love for Kelly:
Kelly Bensimon continues to push buttons. In addition to squabbling with Bethenny and talking about her modeling career, Bensimon is often heard touting her Ivy League education, from Columbia University.



But a source who attended Columbia snarked, &#8220;Kelly went to the Columbia extension college. Anyone can go there.&#8221;
Bensimon&#8217;s rep said, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New York City: Reunion Drama Much?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/28/real-housewives-of-new-york-city-reunion-drama-much/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 23:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Bravo recently extended the reunion into a special 2-hour long, 2-evening TV event. Must have been a lot of drama in that reunion! Will these women top the Oranges and the Peaches in accusations, tears, and drama?
Watch What Happens!
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		<title>Count de Lesseps and Princess Kemeria in Ethiopia</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the Ethiopian Review
 
Kemeria Abajobir Abajifar
(EthioPlanet) — Last week, EthioPlanet.com revealed the name of the mysterious woman who until then was only known as the “Ethiopian Woman” Count Alexandre de Lesseps had apparently fallen for.
There were some disputes in the blogosphere as to the veracity of what EthioPlanet revealed. To avoid unnecessary defamation, we’ve now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Watch Jill Zarin Throw Water on French Fries!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And pay for the privilege&#8217;
Have Lunch with Real Housewives Star Jill Zarin



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		<title>Watch Jill Zarin Throw Water on French Fries!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Have Lunch with Real Housewives Star Jill Zarin
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon’s Owls</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/23/kelly-bensimon%e2%80%99s-owls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another lawsuit for Kelly
 

The owls designed by Celeste



The Owl design that she proudly displayed on last week’s show are pieces stolen from Celeste Greenberg, founder of Tuleste (and an ACTUAL designer). It gets better: not only are the owl designs NOT Kelly’s, she is currently tied up in a lawsuit about the stolen property with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives, Real Reunion</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/22/real-housewives-real-reunion-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
From: www.realitytvsoup.com




Bravo&#8217;s watercooler sensation &#8220;The Real Housewives of New York City&#8221; gives fans an extra dose of drama when everyone&#8217;s favorite New York ladies reunite during the season two reunion special, airing Tuesday, May 12 at 10 p.m. ET/PT and hosted by Bravo programming executive Andy Cohen. Will Kelly and Bethenny bury the hatchet? Is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon is an “A”</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/22/kelly-bensimon-is-an-%e2%80%9ca%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Kelly Bensimon is a train-wreck watchers dream.  Whether running down the middle of the street in Manhattan ( nobody does that) or showing off her owl collection of jewelry, I still can’t figure out why she’s on this show.
True enough, compared to the The Real Housewives of Atlanta and The Oranges, these housewives are pretty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel the Publicity Junkie</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/20/bethenny-frankel-the-publicity-junkie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scoop: A-Rod not that into ‘Real Housewife’
By: Kitty Raymond
Special to The Examiner
04/19/09 6:19 PM

New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez waves to fans as he arrives at the Yankees training facility to begin his rehabilitation workouts in Tampa, Fla., Monday , April 13, 2009.
So much for “Real Housewives of NYC star Bethenny Frankel becoming Mrs. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel the Publicity Junkie</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/19/bethenny-frankel-the-publicity-junkie-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 14:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scoop: A-Rod not that into ‘Real Housewife’
By: Kitty Raymond      
New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez waves to fans as he arrives at the Yankees training facility to begin his rehabilitation workouts in Tampa, Fla., Monday , April 13, 2009.
So much for “Real Housewives of NYC star Bethenny Frankel becoming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Countess LuAnn’s Interview with “W” Magazine</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/17/countess-luann%e2%80%99s-interview-with-%e2%80%9cw%e2%80%9d-magazine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Real Housewife LuAnn on etiquette, her &#8220;fan base,&#8221; and that Bethenny : Editors&#8217; Blog: Wmagazine.com
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		<title>Real Housewives, Real Insanity</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/16/real-housewives-real-insanity-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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I can’t believe this photo&#8230;.Vicki and super-hypocrite Ramona at the A-List Awards! Hope you weren’t eating!
Each woman was given $4,000 to buy an outfit for the show. (But they’re rich, right Bravo?)
These are the outfits these bitches came up with:

Tamra Barney in a too tight dress, with her usual pose. Vicki’s dress is ugly and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Princess Kemeria and Count de Lesseps</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/16/princess-kemeria-and-count-de-lesseps/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from various sources:
for a photo of the Princess, click here
The mysterious Ethiopian woman identified as the cause for the divorce between the reality star  LuAnn from The Real Housewives of New York and her husband Count Alexandre de Lesseps has been identified as Princess Kemeria Abajobir Abajifar. She is the granddaughter of King Abajifar, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel Dishes on Season 3</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/15/bethenny-frankel-the-voice-of-reason-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 21:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the California Chronicle
&#8216;Wives&#8217; Tale &#8211; Bethenny Dishes on Next Season

WITH only a handful of episodes left to air this season, &#8220;The Real Housewives of New York City&#8221; has become the show you must dissect on Wednesday morning. 
But the Bravo reality show has yet to be renewed for a third go- round – and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel: Spirited or Mean Spirited?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/14/bethenny-frankel-spirited-or-mean-spirited/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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In Tamra’s Bravo blog, she gives much love to Bethenny, and apparently it’s mutual.
Seems hard to imagine rapier-like wit and dumb as a box of rocks have anything in common except tequila
Hey, maybe it’s a spiritual connection.
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel, Name-Dropping</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/13/bethenny-frankel-name-dropping-again-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel Was Paris and Nicky Hilton&#8217;s Babysitter
Bethenny Frankel namedrops as much and as often as her arch-rival Kelly Bensimon. From the New York Observer:
“Audience members at Jill Stuart&#8217;s show on Monday included a number of starlets—Michelle Trachtenberg, Amanda Bynes, Kristen Bell—who were all anxiously ushered by what appeared to be a SWAT-team [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: All Kinds of Crazy</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/09/real-housewives-all-kinds-of-crazy-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a nutshell with a bunch of nuts:

Bethenny Frankel may be the winner when it comes to the best famewhore war, but she also wins as the biggest bitch. Sneaky and acidic, Bethenny has something to say about everything and everyone, disguised in little witticisms. On her Bravo blog, or, as I call it, Disclaimer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Count-less Countess</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/09/the-count-less-countess/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[April 9, 2009

Last month, Real Housewives of New York City star Countess LuAnn de Lesseps received a shocking email from her globe-trotting husband: “It said that he had met someone,” she recalls, “and they were serious.”
In an exclusive interview in the new issue of PEOPLE, de Lesseps, 43, admits that she and her husband had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Simon and Alex: Too Much Information</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/07/simon-and-alex-too-much-information/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real Housewife&#8217;s&#8221; Thong Exposed &#8212; by Hubby
http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/31/real-ny-housewifes-thong-exposed-by-hubby/
Not only is &#8220;Real Housewives of New York&#8217;s&#8221; Alex McCord out of a job, but thanks to her wacko husband Simon van Kempen, she was almost out of her clothes too &#8230; again.



Public drunkenness is so appealing. Simon’s employer must be so pleased. 
http://www.hotelchandler.com/
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon and the Media</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She’s Upset
excerpt from glennsacks.com
April 4th, 2009 by Robert Franklin, Esq.
“But not about her little episode of domestic violence against her boyfriend, Nick Stefanov.  She&#8217;s upset because she&#8217;s in court and doesn&#8217;t want her daughters exposed to the glare of media scrutiny which she calls &#8220;inappropriate.&#8221;  Read the account here (The Huffington Post, 3/31/09).  And remember, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: D-list Drama</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/04/real-housewives-d-list-drama-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real Drama with the Real Housewives
 
from OK magazine:
On Friday, the catty women from all three of Bravo&#8217;s Real Housewives show descended on the Fred Segal store in Santa Monica. But this was no peace conference.
The ten well-heeled gals, representing NYC, Atlanta and Orange County, were on-hand to film a segment for the Bravo A-List Awards. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ramona Singer’s Daughter, Paying the Price</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  from the Huffington Post
“Ramona Singer, the highly-caffeinated maker of religious jewelry, is persona non grata at her daughter, Avery&#8217;s, school. One parent at Sacred Heart said, &#8220;All of us and the school are very embarrassed by Ramona&#8217;s actions on the show. The school has asked her to take Avery off the show, but she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RHONY’s: Holy 5th Grade!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
On the latest episode of the Really Boring Housewives of New York:
 
Kelly talks about Bethenny with Ramona at the Bagdley-Mischka Fashion Week Show, invitation extended by Ramona. when Kelly writes about it in her column, she states she “introduced these ladies to fashion”.   Ramona did not take that well. Kelly is such a bitch, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Coming From a Place of No: RHONY’s at Fashion Week</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Bethenny, Jill and LuAnn
In this episode of the Really Boring and Pretentious Housewives of New York City:
Jill is trying on clothes, again. She doesn’t want her 32 Gs hanging out.  She’s proud of being a size 0, and admits to an eating disorder.
Silex go to the Christopher Deane boutique in Brooklyn.  Creepy Simon sits  and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Count”-ing: A New Countess De Lesseps?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/31/%e2%80%9ccount%e2%80%9d-ing-a-new-countess-de-lesseps/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from New York Social Diary:
“Word comes from across the sea, that New York Housewives’ LuAnn De Lesseps has flown off (desperately?) to Europe to see husband Alex in an attempt to save their crumbling marriage. Alex, the Count de Lesseps has, it is said on the streets of Geneva, taken up with a beautiful Ethiopian [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Countess is Count-less</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
from msn:
“Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, one of the society ladies on Bravo&#8217;s &#8220;The Real Housewives of New York” has separated from Count de Lesseps after 16 years of marriage. Her husband is a Frenchman whose ancestor presented the Statue of Liberty to the United States.



The reality star&#8217;s publicist, Elizabeth Rosenthal, issued a statement Tuesday saying [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon: One Hot Mess</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/29/kelly-bensimon-one-hot-mess-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Why is Kelly Bensimon on the Real Housewives? Her only role seems to be to antagonize Bethenny.
Elle magazine has dropped ex-hubby Gil Bensimon, of ANTM fame, for being an asshole-in-general. This may impact Kelly&#8217;s income. What does Kelly do, anyway, other than beat up young boy toys?
Kelly&#8217;s skin is appalling and that&#8217;s not snark.. She [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny and Alex on Huckabee</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/29/bethenny-and-alex-on-huckabee-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 19:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was not Silex as first reported to me. The interview was with Alex and Bethenny, who turns down no opportunity to be on camera.
As has been mentioned in various places on the internet, Alex is quite different without Simon. She seems warmer and more personable, and much more intelligent.
Bethenny dominated the conversation, but it’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny and Jill on Chelsea Lately</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
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“Not for nothing do they call it a job!  “    Bethenny
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		<title>Countess LuAnn&#8217;s Interview with &#8220;W&#8221; Magazine</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/16/countess-luanns-interview-with-w-magazine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 15:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Real Housewife LuAnn on etiquette, her &#34;fan base,&#34; and that Bethenny : Editors&#8217; Blog: Wmagazine.com
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		<title>Great Advice from Countess Lu Ann</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 00:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She married the “Count” three weeks after meeting him!
Seems LuAnn may not know from etiquette, but she did know how to ‘count’ her catch.
In the July 2008 issue of Harper&#8217;s Bazaar , not only is it revealed that many of the de Lesseps claim to be aristos, but that LuAnn’s husband, despite this being his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kelly Bensimon Beats Up Boyfriend, Police Thinks She’s A Man!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 01:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We feel like the National Enquirer

The Model Who Was Mistaken for a Man
She may be nearly six feet tall and have a very square, masculine jaw, but we&#8217;re pretty sure that Kelly Killoren Bensimon is a woman. But that&#8217;s not what cops at the Fifth Precinct marked down when the &#8220;Real Housewife&#8221; turned herself in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ramona Singer: Open Mouth, Insert Foot</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Mario and Ramona
As the ladies are preparing a meal for a cancer victim support house on Long island, Ramona opens her trap and states that “the Count is twice the Countess’ age”.   Turns out they married at 27 and 42,  Anyway, the Countess was highly insulted, especially since her always unhappy -looking daughter, Victoria, was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ramona Singer: I’m More Blind Than You!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 
Bethenny, Ramona, and The Countess go to the beach. Ramona said she didn&#8217;t want to actually go out in the water. So she stayed ashore with Jill, who was dressed ….strangely.   The best part was seeing the Countess ass up in the water.
Finally the Countess&#8217;s devoted laundry slave Rosie was back from her selfish  [...]]]></description>
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