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		<title>Joe Giudice Rejects Plea Bargain</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Teresa Giudice ‘s husband pleaded not guilty and rejected a plea deal on his fraud and impersonation charges. Joe was indicted in December by a grand jury and charged with fraudulently obtaining a drivers license in his brothers name&#8230;..and got caught in a traffic stop, as he was on his way to one of Teresa’s <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/02/01/joe-giudice-rejects-plea-bargain/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Melissa Gorga Wants To Make Amends With Teresa Giudice?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:06:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; If you’ve been keeping up with the the happenings among the cast of the Real Housewives of New Jersey since the Season 3 reunion episode, you know this story falls into the “I’ll believe it when I see it”category. Why? Because Melissa Gorga  enlists her super snarky sisters to do much of her <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/01/25/melissa-gorga-wants-to-make-amends-with-teresa-giudice/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice On Celebrity Apprentice: &#8220;An Amazing Experience&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:35:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We’ll see more of the amazing evolution of Teresa Giudice on the upcoming season of “Celebrity Apprentice. Teresa has grown from ditzy housewife on the Real Housewives of New Jersey to the head of her family, taking on all the financial responsibilities: Plainview&#8217;s Ferrari &#8211; Maserati of Long Island is teaming up with &#8220;Real Housewives <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/01/13/teresa-giudice-on-celebrity-apprentice-an-amazing-experience/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Will Teresa Giudice Be the Sole Survivor on Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 5?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Whether anyone likes it or not, Teresa Giudice is the true “breakout star” of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Her life reads like a soap opera, actually, better than a soap opera, since she joined Dina Manzo, Danielle Staub, Caroline Manzo and Jacqueline Laurita in 2008 with the first season. Then, she was <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/01/06/will-teresa-giudice-be-the-sole-survivor-on-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-season-5/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Faces Heavy Competition on &#8220;Celebrity Apprentice&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 15:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Being a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice is not only hard work, there’s the social dynamic. Working hard did not save Nene Leakes of the Real Housewives of Atlanta last season,the social dynamic, especially her negative interactions with Star Jones and Latoya Jackson defeated her. How will Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2012/01/04/teresa-giudice-faces-heavy-competition-on-celebrity-apprentice/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Year In Review</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 17:27:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;                                                                the manzo family Our favorite train wrecks had one hell of a year in 2011. Divorces, foreclosures,bankruptcies and plain foolishness are par for the course with our Real Housewives. Here are some of the highlights and lowlights of the last 12 months: January As the new year dawned, we have the usual headline <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/31/real-housewives-year-in-review/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Dubious Honor For Teresa Giudice</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/23/a-dubious-honor-for-teresa-giudice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; The good news: She less of a “hot mess” than Lindsey Lohan. Bad news? She more of a mess than Amber Portwood of Teen Mom 2 fame. Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey  is number 4 on the “Top Ten Celebrity Hot Messes of 2011”, according to StarPulse This Real <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/23/a-dubious-honor-for-teresa-giudice/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Giudice Isn&#8217;t A Smooth Criminal, Is He?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/21/joe-giudice-isnt-a-smooth-criminal-is-he/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember this story? Teresa Giudice was doing a book signing event in the Poconos. Joe, whose drivers’ license was revoked after that tree-hugging incident, had impersonated his brother to obtain another drivers license. Of course, because Joe Giudice is one of the world’s dumbest criminals, he was stopped by the police and arrested.  His mother <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/21/joe-giudice-isnt-a-smooth-criminal-is-he/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of Hustle:Who Makes Money For Bravo? The Top 5</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/17/the-real-housewives-of-hustlewho-makes-money-for-bravo-the-top-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 18:10:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[                                  teresa giudice on the set of celebrity apprentice UPDATE 12/18   Many friends on twitter pointed out the fact that Ramona Singer, of the Real Housewives of New York, with her Pinot Grigio, jewelry she regularly sells on QVC and her skin care line, probably makes more for Bravo than Nene Leakes does.  As I <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/17/the-real-housewives-of-hustlewho-makes-money-for-bravo-the-top-5/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Another Lawsuit For the Manzo/Laurita Clan-Is BlkBeverages Out of Business?   Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[chris, caroline, lauren and albie manzo from nj.com Update 12/23&#160; Blk. is now distributed nationally and internationally, but the phone number listed for blk. on its website is no longer in service. I’m waiting for someone to tell me they’ve actually seen this beverage on a store shelf. Original Article The Manzo-Laurita clan is accustomed <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/16/another-lawsuit-for-the-manzolaurita-clan/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrity Apprentice: Victoria Gotti and Teresa Giudice Confront Each Other</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/02/new-celebrity-apprentice-victoria-gotti-and-teresa-giudice-exchange-words/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 17:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE DECEMBER 2: As a guest on the “Wendy Williams Show”, Victoria Gotti stated the confrontation between her and Teresa Giudice is worse than Nene Leakes and Star Jones last season. Original Article: As if Teresa Giudice doesn’t have enough going on with her Real Housewives of New Jersey cast mates, now she’s going up <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/12/02/new-celebrity-apprentice-victoria-gotti-and-teresa-giudice-exchange-words/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Is A Working Girl, New Jersey Returning in February?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/27/teresa-giudice-is-a-working-girl-new-jersey-returning-in-february/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 18:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[teresa and joe giudice on the set of celebrity apprentice november 3 Teresa Giudice’s haters never stop.  As it has become clear that Teresa was very successful on Celebrity Apprentice, and the rumor that she may have won is spreading (we won’t know until the finale episode), nasty little reports jumping on anything about her <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/27/teresa-giudice-is-a-working-girl-new-jersey-returning-in-february/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice &#8220;Cryptically Shady&#8221; On the Wendy Williams Show</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/25/teresa-giudice-cryptically-shady-on-the-wendy-williams-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 17:48:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; teresa on the set of “celebrity apprentice” Teresa Giudice was stunning in a red dress, with her long hair straight and parted down the middle,  but she needed Phaedra’s “prayer cloth” when she sat down. Wendy launched into the Season 3 Real Housewives of New Jersey  reunion, saying she came off looking like the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/25/teresa-giudice-cryptically-shady-on-the-wendy-williams-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Introduces Million Dollar Automobile-UPDATE</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/19/teresa-giudice-introduces-million-dollar-automobile/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Nov 2011 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update November 19, 2011 Jacqueline Laurita sent out a tweet to Melissa Gorga , congratulating her for introducing this car tomorrow night. Puzzled, I tweeted Jacqueline, querying her about this. I received a prompt response from Bobby Khan: ZENVOUSA BOBBY KHAN @absurd2sublime no she didn&#8217;t A few minutes later, I received this one: nanagrant @absurd2sublime <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/19/teresa-giudice-introduces-million-dollar-automobile/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrity Apprentice Airs February 12</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/18/celebrity-apprentice-2-hour-special-february-12/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 22:38:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; The new season of Celebrity Apprentice will debut Sunday,February 12, 2012, with a two hour special (9-11 Eastern) Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is the designated “crazy bitch” for the new season, with Donald Trump using the same formula for the women that was so successful last season, with the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/18/celebrity-apprentice-2-hour-special-february-12/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Still On Celebrity Apprentice</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/16/teresa-giudice-still-on-celebrity-apprentice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Nov 2011 19:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a pretty photo of her! Love her or hate her, this is a nice look. Teresa Giudice is still on Celebrity Apprentice, this photograph was taken outside Trump Tower on Monday, as she was working on a task with Clay Aiken. Wonder which of the New Jersey Housewives are eating their hearts out? RELATED <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/16/teresa-giudice-still-on-celebrity-apprentice/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Melissa Gorga: A Roller Coaster Season</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/10/melissa-gorga-a-rollercoaster-season/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 20:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Melissa Gorga of the Real Housewives of New Jersey describes her first season on the show ,including her conflicts with sister-in-law Teresa Giudice to the Boston Herald: Melissa Gorga’s first season of “Real Housewives of New Jersey” has been a roller coaster of cat fights and name-calling. But despite the brawls between Melissa and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/10/melissa-gorga-a-rollercoaster-season/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice, The Gift That Keeps On Giving</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/06/teresa-giudice-the-gift-that-keeps-on-giving/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 14:57:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is currently filming Celebrity Apprentice, which will air early 2012. Her Bravo blog for the reunion episodes is not easy to find on the website, Bravo promptly took The Real Housewives of New Jersey off their front page shows. A week ago, InTouch Magazine had Teresa, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/06/teresa-giudice-the-gift-that-keeps-on-giving/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo to FoxNews: &#8220;I&#8217;m Not Confrontational&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/03/caroline-manzo-to-foxnews-im-not-confrontational/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 14:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; Caroline Manzo visited MyFox NY to promote a company she’s involved with, SmartyPants, a line of girls clothing for pre-teens that is less hoochie-mama than what we see on young girls lately. She seems humbled by recent events: the very public Laurita/Manzo business dealings  fiasco, the ugly reunion and her confrontations with  Teresa <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/03/caroline-manzo-to-foxnews-im-not-confrontational/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jacqueline Laurita Named In $8 Million Lawsuit: Glass Houses Anyone?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 13:12:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update November 3 Jacqueline tweeted:  @JacLaurita: By the way,sorry2dissapoint some, but Business is not the same as personal &#38;accusations don&#8217;t make it truth.We r doing good &#160; So much for that glass house Jacqueline Laurita of the Real Housewives of New Jersey lives in. Perhaps this is the reason she failed to make an appearance <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/11/01/jacqueline-laurita-named-in-8-million-lawsuit-glass-houses-anyone/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo: &#8220; My Children Did Not Sign Up For This&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/31/caroline-manzo-my-children-did-not-sign-up-for-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 11:57:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; Caroline Manzo is continuing to complain about the treatment her “children” receive from the fans of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Problem is, all three of her children did sign up for this, from Season 1 with Chris and his “Stripping Car Wash”, to Season 2, with Albie flunking out of law <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/31/caroline-manzo-my-children-did-not-sign-up-for-this/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dina and Tommy Manzo: Fat Wedding</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/29/dina-and-tommy-manzo-fat-wedding-skinny-marriage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 16:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Flashback One of the non-working links when I changed the website design. Sorry about that. Notice who’s in attendance, who is not.&#160; Just sayin’ &#160; Here&#8217;s a copy of My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding featuring Dina Manzo of the New Jersey Housewives&#160; Dina hadn&#8217;t discovered Botox at the time, she looked much older than she <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/29/dina-and-tommy-manzo-fat-wedding-skinny-marriage/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Denies Ties To Tabloid: Lauren Manzo Is Fighting Back</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/28/teresa-giudice-denies-ties-to-tabloid-lauren-manzo-is-fighting-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 23:26:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; teresa on the street in ny filming celebrity apprentice &#160; Teresa Giudice is a very busy woman, Season 4 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey just completed filming, and she’s currently in New York filming episodes for the next season of Celebrity Apprentice. She did, however, take the time to deny the rumor, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/28/teresa-giudice-denies-ties-to-tabloid-lauren-manzo-is-fighting-back/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Al Manzo Woke Up This Mornin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/27/al-manzo-woke-up-this-mornin-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 21:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Apparently, the Hudson County Sheriff’s Office wasn’t interested when Al Manzo, husband of Caroline Manzo on the Real Housewives of New Jersey “volunteered” to be a special chief deputy. You may recall the golden child Albie Manzo, applied to be an auxiliary officer several weeks ago, and still has not been &#160;hired. Caroline Manzo, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/27/al-manzo-woke-up-this-mornin-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Secret Everyone Knows: Jacqueline Laurita An Ex-Stripper</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/26/the-secret-everyone-knows-jacqueline-laurita-an-ex-stripper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:02:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So it’s finally out there. The rumor we have been hearing about Jacqueline Laurita for four years.  Though I’ve never written it, the rumor explains a lot: Why the Manzo clan had such a hard time accepting her when Chris Laurita first took her to New Jersey; why they never accepted Ashley (Caroline once mentioned <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/26/the-secret-everyone-knows-jacqueline-laurita-an-ex-stripper/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Episode 2: A Bang or A Whimper? Dina Manzo Speaks</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/24/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-reunion-episode-2-a-bang-or-a-whimper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 06:10:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2 went out with a bang, but not from any of the women involved. The bang came from Dina Manzo, who solved the mystery of what happened between Caroline and her that caused such a rift. Apparently, one of the problems was Dina didn’t hate Danielle Staub <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/24/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-reunion-episode-2-a-bang-or-a-whimper/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Dirty Laundry From Before the Show</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/22/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-dirty-laundry-from-before-the-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 15:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;  As I was cleaning out files from an older blog of mine, I ran across this. It’s not really an article, it’s pieces from another blog, OnCommonGround, that I saw before the Real Housewives of New Jersey aired. Like an even older blog of mine, the comments on one single post became a blog <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/22/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-dirty-laundry-from-before-the-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Squirrels Gathering Acorns</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/21/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-squirrels-gathering-acorns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 14:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; &#160; The Real Housewives of New Jersey are not only hating on each other to anyone who will listen, they are also getting ready for a long winter, like squirrels. After all the reunion drama fades, and it will, the truth is the fourth season that we know so much about won’t premiere for <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/21/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-squirrels-gathering-acorns/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>InTouch Weekly Teresa Giudice Story All Smoke and Mirrors</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:44:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Dina Manzo Not Part of the Teresa Giudice/Caroline Manzo Drama</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 21:54:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dina Manzo does not like drama. She proved that by walking away from the Real Housewives of New Jersey in mid-season 2.  Whether that was because Danielle Staub  tried to have her daughter taken from her, or because of whatever is going on between her and older sister Caroline Manzo, is not known, yet. No <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/19/dina-manzo-not-part-of-the-teresa-giudicecaroline-manzo-drama/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Part of the Drama on Real Housewives Season 3 Reunion</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/16/danielle-staub-part-of-the-drama-on-real-housewives-season-3-reunion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 19:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Real Housewives of New Jersey cannot keep Danielle Staub&#8217;s name off their lips. Nothing has changed, they&#8217;ll be talking about her tonight on the Season 3 reunion. Why, you ask, dear reader? Well. it seems that during Season 2, Teresa&#8217;s sister-in-law Melissa Gorga reached out to Danielle, feeding her information. Like the foreclosure Teresa <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/16/danielle-staub-part-of-the-drama-on-real-housewives-season-3-reunion/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Season 3 Reunion: Bravo Creates A Hot Mess</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/16/new-jersey-housewives-season-3-reunion-bravo-creates-a-hot-mess/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 18:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; teresa giudice,caroline manzo, jacqueline laurita Why Bravo chose to film Season 4 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey at the same time Season 3 was airing has to be one of the mysteries of the ages&#8230;well no, not really, they were obviously getting Season 4 in the can before Joe Giudice goes to <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/16/new-jersey-housewives-season-3-reunion-bravo-creates-a-hot-mess/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo VS. Teresa Giudice, And Danielle, And Dina And&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 15:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; And anyone else not kissing up to her, as witnessed yesterday on the Wendy Williams Show, with Kathy Wakile and Melissa Gorga. Pot, Meet Kettle: When Caroline Manzo says Teresa Giudice was only her friend when it served her purpose&#8230;..Isn’t that what Caroline did with Teresa?  People Magazine, in the article here, asks the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/13/caroline-manzo-vs-teresa-giudice-and-danielle-and-dina-and/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Bash Teresa Giudice Media Tour Continues On &#8220;Wendy Williams Show&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 16:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I say continues because it started yesterday on the “Gayle King Show”, with guests Caroline Manzo and hubby Albert. Caroline claims she was never friends with Teresa.  During seasons 1 and 2 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, everything Teresa Giudice did and said was cute and funny to Caroline. Until that brawl in <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/12/the-bash-teresa-giudice-media-tour-continues-on-wendy-williams-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dina Manzo Stars On &#8220;Mad Fashion&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 12:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Dina Manzo’s star continues to shine over at Bravo TV.  She’s an Andy Cohen favorite, despite having left the Real Housewives of New Jersey in the middle of the second season. As Chris March’s client on Mad Fashion, she needs a glamorous but not too over the top dress for her hosting job at <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/12/dina-manzo-stars-on-mad-fashion/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Of New Jersey: Teresa&#8217;s Side of the Story</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/10/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-teresas-side-of-the-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 15:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s an excerpt from the blog Teresa deleted from her website. Reality TV Morons (linked below) has the full transcript. Caroline? Really? Saturday, October 8, 2011 at 2:06PM So Sunday Night is our Season Finale for RHONJ. I can’t wait for you to see how my family finally comes together after this crazy season! It <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/10/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-teresas-side-of-the-story/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Caroline Manzo&#8217;s Recipe For Revenge</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 14:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; Editing, editing, editing. Bravo TV went to new lengths this time, even for them, when they put together the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 3 Finale. Anyone notice how quickly the weather changed?  If winter turns to summer this quickly in New Jersey, I need to move. My, my, the light was <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/10/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-caroline-manzos-recipe-for-revenge/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Live Tour: Watch What Happens Live On Steroids</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 18:23:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a large, noisy crowd last night at The Venue in Horseshoe Casino, right outside Chicago in Hammond, IN.  The setup was the same they use for the Reunion specials, with the women sitting at the front of the  stage.  One addition was a HUGE bodyguard, sitting almost directly in front of me.  The <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/09/real-housewives-live-tour-watch-what-happens-live-on-steroids/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Alienates Cast Mates, Italian -Americans</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2011 00:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ABC News Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey seems to run into problems with everyone these days.&#160; On the upcoming&#160; finale (finally) episode, it’s revealed what she says about her cast mates in her best-selling cookbook “Fabulicious”, in which she calls Caroline Manzo an “Olive Garden Italian” among other things. Does that <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/07/teresa-giudice-alienates-cast-mates-italian-americans/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: As the Rumors Fly</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 01:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Learning. The Rob Shuter School of &#8230; When AOL acquired Huffington Post, they acquired PopEater, Rob Shuter&#8217;s employer. So, they acquired Rob by default. When Rob Shuter over at Huffington Post writes an article about the Real Housewives of New Jersey,  it’s best to wait for the truth. His article, linked below, this morning didn’t <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/03/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-as-the-rumors-fly/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Did Jacqueline Laurita Really Quit Real Housewives?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 13:31:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; The truth is, we don’t know. Everyone is repeating the same stories over and over. Taken from Jacqueline Laurita’s tweets.  What we don’t know: Jacqueline Laurita did not attend the Season 3 reunion.  We don’t know this, no one is saying. Just because she threatened she wouldn’t attend doesn’t mean she didn’t actually <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/03/did-jacqueline-laurita-really-quit-real-housewives/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jacqueline Laurita Explodes On Twitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 13:36:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have been following the story&#8230;.the various stories, of what happened at the Posche Fashion Show, filmed for the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 4 production, you know there as a major problem between Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga.  Melissa ‘s so-called “stripper past” was exposed by  Teresa or Bravo TV. The reunion <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/10/01/jacqueline-laurita-explodes-on-twitter/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Giudice Out With Another Woman: Is This The Elusive Tara?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 18:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; The world of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is more absurd by the minute! It turns out while Teresa Giudice was causing a ruckus Tuesday night at the Posche Fashion Show, Joe Giudice was out with another woman smoozing in a Clifton, NJ restaurant.   Radar Online obtained the photo from a patron at <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/29/joe-giudice-out-with-another-woman-is-this-the-elusive-tara/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo Never Considered For Celebrity Apprentice</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; caroline manzo &#160; If you believe this one, I have some swamp land in Arizona&#8230;.wanna buy?  Caroline Manzo would never suggest Teresa Giudice as a contestant on Celebrity Apprentice.  Doting mom Caroline would suggest golden child Albie Manzo. Caroline would not be a good contestant.  She doesn’t seem to have a sense of humor, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/29/caroline-manzo-never-considered-for-celebrity-apprentice/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Rumors, Gossip and Speculation</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2011 16:07:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the Posche Fashion Show, September 27, 2011 &#160; The Real Housewives of New Jersey will not state what really happened at the Posche Fashion Show, filming for Season 4. This has led to a tremendous amount of rumor and speculation.&#160; They filmed the reunion episodes for Season 3 yesterday. Jacqueline Laurita tweeted late Tuesday <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/29/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-rumors-gossip-and-speculation/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>What Did the New Jersey Housewives Fight About at the Posche Fashion Show Last Night?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 18:13:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Title sounds like a déjà vu, but this is in real time. Poor Kim D! She held a Posche Fashion Show, filming for Season 4, and the Real Housewives of New Jersey had another fight! She can never get these nuts together at one of her fashion shows without major drama going down!  Update: It <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/28/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-season-4-what-happened-at-the-posche-fashion-show-last-night/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice On The Next &#8220;Celebrity Apprentice&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 15:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Putting aside the behavior, one of the more fascinating aspects of watching Teresa Giudice through three seasons of the Real Housewives of New Jersey has been her evolution from a stay at home mom to a working woman. Say what you will about Teresa, she is determined to live the lifestyle she became accustomed to, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/27/teresa-giudice-on-the-next-celebrity-apprentice/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Millionaire Matchmaker Takeover At Bravo TV</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 19:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This&#160; phenomenon began in late August, after the suicide death of Russell Armstrong.&#160; Instead of airing any Real Housewives shows, other than currently airing Real Housewives of New Jersey on Sundays.&#160; Bravo TV pulled the plug on all reruns, including those scheduled to air, such as the Real Housewives of DC. It’s understandable , faced <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/25/the-millionaire-matchmaker-takeover-at-bravo-tv/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Greg Bennett Glows, Albie Manzo Fades</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 17:32:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; s) greggy bennett and albie manzo &#160; Caroline Manzo cannot be happy about this turn of events.&#160; Not only did Greggy Bennett move into Albie and Chris Manzo’s Hoboken,NJ apartment, he became the breakout star of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. He even joined them on the family trip to Punta Cana, and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/24/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-greg-bennett-glows-albie-manzo-fades/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Juicy Joe Giudice Takes 5th ( And Probably Drank A 5th)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2011 21:23:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a stunning turn of events, Joe Giudice withdrew his bankruptcy petition, apparently after seeing there is a fair to even chance he and possibly wife Teresa Giudice would be convicted during their bankruptcy fraud trial, scheduled for October 13. The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast members were known for an extravagant lifestyle, while <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/19/juicy-joe-giudice-takes-5th-and-probably-drank-a-5th/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>More Details On New Jersey Housewives&#8217; Brawl in Punta Cana-Update 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 00:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Update June 13  from the Chicago Tribune: Adolfo Arreola, who works for the University of Illinois at Chicago&#8217;s police department, suffered a broken arm, blurred vision, cuts and bruises after some members of the cast &#8220;savagely beat, kicked, punched, scratched, jumped&#8221; on him, The Chicago Tribune reported. He also claims that a glass was <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/17/more-details-on-new-jersey-housewives-brawl-in-dominican-republic-a-kim-granatell-moment/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Beat Down in the Dominican Republic Story 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Sep 2011 00:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[September 18 Episode Sneak Peek &#160; This is the first of a series I published the week of February 26, when the cast of the Real Housewives of New Jersey filmed two episodes in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic. Original Article Did the New Jersey housewives create their own version of “Scary Island” this week?&#160; Was <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/17/new-jersey-housewives-beat-down-in-the-dominican-republic/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Melissa Gorga Out Of Her League When Warring With Jay Mohr</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 20:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Update: Melissa Gorga will be on Watch What Happens, Live! with Jay Mohr on October 9. She states on twitter: &#8220;deep down I know he&#8217;s funny&#8221;  Yeah, right Melissa.. &#160; I don’t get it. They went on Reality TV is show us their lives, correct?  No one told Melissa Gorga these are the consequences of <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/13/melissa-gorga-out-of-her-league-when-warring-with-jay-mohr/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Joe and Teresa Giudice: Bad Parenting 101</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2011 17:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This video is from the next episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, as Teresa Giudice spars with Kathy Wakile on their trip to the Dominican Republic. I never criticize the minor children on these shows, because their behavior is never their fault.&#160; I taught,&#160; including several years as a Science Specialist, for 28 <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/13/joe-and-teresa-giudice-bad-parenting-101/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Possible Connection Between Naughty Nice Rob and Teresa Giudice With In Touch Magazine?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 19:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, Rob Shuter has made enemies along the way in his rise to the top. People are sending me articles often. The more I learn the more important the question: Given his reputation among celebrities and journalists, why did Huffington Post hire such a hack? from the Gawker, circa 2008: The Creepy Brit Who’s Destroying <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/11/possible-connection-between-naughty-nice-rob-and-teresa-giudice-with-in-touch-magazine/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dina Manzo Goes To The Prom on &#8220;Dina&#8217;s Party&#8217;&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 18:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dina Manzo seems in her element starring as the Party Planner on HGTV’s “Dina’s Party’.  The ex Real Housewives of New Jersey co-star quit the show in the middle of Season 2, blaming Danielle Staub for her problems, as the Manzos tend to do.  However, there is no mention of Dina by her sister Caroline <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/11/dina-manzo-goes-to-the-prom-on-dinas-party/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Wins Famous Food</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, your eyes are not deceiving you. There were two winners, she shares the win with DJ Paul Kom.  The VH1 Reality Show gave contestants the challenge to design name and open a restaurant in a few weeks. The two will be partners in the restaurant they launched in Los Angeles, owned by Mike Malin <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/08/danielle-staub-wins-famous-food/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Joe and Teresa Giudice Renew Vows For The Cameras</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Teresa Giudice is on the cover of InTouch Weekly more than a Kardashian! For someone once quoted as saying ‘fame has ruined her life’, Teresa sure knows how to stay in front of the cameras. This time, she and Juicy Joe have renewed their vows in a lavish ceremony for the Season 4 cameras. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/09/07/joe-and-teresa-giudice-renew-vows-for-the-cameras/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey Film Season 4 Segments In San Francisco</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2011 14:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Possibly the Napa Valley, so we can learn how much they  know about food and wine! Yes, Jacqueline Laurita is there, so far the rumor of her leaving the show does not appear to be true.  Caroline and Lauren Manzo left for San Francisco on Saturday, before Hurricane Irene closed the airports on the East <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/31/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-filming-season-4-segments-in-san-francisco/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ashley Holmes New Apartment In LA</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 16:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our wild child daughter of the Real Housewives of New Jersey has a photo gallery up on her buzznet page. To view, click http://ashleeholmes.buzznet.com/user/ Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Blood Feuds</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/29/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-blood-feuds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 15:54:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Michael Corleone in Godfather 2 visited Sicily, he asked where all the men were. He was told that all the men had been killed in bloody feuds. The tradition carries on in the Giudice/Gorga extended families on the Real Housewives of New Jersey.  The hostages in this ugly war are the children. Joe Giudice  <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/29/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-blood-feuds/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Filming Pandora Vanderpump&#8217;s Wedding</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/27/bravo-filming-pandora-vanderpumps-wedding/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 16:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bravo TV will have cameras rolling at the wedding of Pandora Vanderpump tonight. In an effort to fill in some of the blanks left by the re-editing of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after the death of Russell Armsrong, this is a welcome event. The wedding will take place at Lisa and Ken&#8217;s Beverly <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/27/bravo-filming-pandora-vanderpumps-wedding/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>More On Ashley Holmes Move To California</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/24/more-on-ashley-holmes-move-to-california/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 18:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Loos like our young heroine has enough money to buy her own home.&#160; In the “Dish” today: It remains to be seen how this season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey plays out and where her relationship with her mother, Jacqueline Laurita, goes, but Ashlee (née Ashley) Holmes is making one thing clear &#8212; <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/24/more-on-ashley-holmes-move-to-california/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ashley Holmes Moves to California, Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s Week</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/24/ashley-holmes-moves-to-california-jacqueline-lauritas-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 12:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; &#160; Would any of us mock a blind or paralyzed young person?  We need to get off of Ashley Holmes’ back. We met her Season 1 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, when, because of the time lapse between production and the airing of the first episodes, she was only 17 years <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/24/ashley-holmes-moves-to-california-jacqueline-lauritas-week/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Who Will Play Danielle Staub in &#8220;Cop Without A Badge&#8221;  TV Series?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/23/who-will-play-danielle-staub-in-cop-without-a-badge-tv-series/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 17:12:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, you read the title correctly. “Cop Without a Badge is being shopped around for a television series. More than absurd, this is just bizarre. Our psycho heroine’s from the Real Housewives of New Jersey early history may be on television. Just when you thought things couldn&#8217;t get stranger in the Real Housewives world. from <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/23/who-will-play-danielle-staub-in-cop-without-a-badge-tv-series/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ashley Holmes Bio Father and Stepmother Charged With Arson-UPDATE</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/20/ashley-holmes-bio-father-and-stepmother-charged-with-arson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2011 16:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jacqueline Laurita tweeted: JacLauritaJacqueline Laurita GOOD news;FBI dropped investigation on my ex-husbands case bc of passed polygraphs,County case should b dropped by the end of the month!YAY! Original Article: Well folks, just when we think we’re seeing upstanding model citizens on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, in the form of Ashley Holmes father and stepmother, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/20/ashley-holmes-bio-father-and-stepmother-charged-with-arson/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub: Russell Armstrong&#8217;s Death All About Her</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/18/danielle-staub-russell-armstrongs-death-all-about-her/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 14:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Former Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member Danielle Staub says she also considered suicide after appearing on the Bravo reality show. &#8220;I was very close to taking my own life &#8212; not just on one occasion &#8212; it&#8217;s been several times,&#8221; Staub tells Entertainment Tonight. While the other Real Housewives from many of <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/18/danielle-staub-russell-armstrongs-death-all-about-her/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>An Ashley Holmes Intervention ( Or Something Like It)</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/15/an-ashley-holmes-intervention-or-something-like-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 19:41:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the episode that explains why Ashley now lives in Texas with her father. BRAVO &#8220;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; star Jacqueline Laurita drafts her ex-husband and his wife for a much-needed Ashley intervention, but things don&#8217;t work out quite as she planned. OH NO SHE DIDN&#8217;T. &#8220;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; enfant terrible <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/15/an-ashley-holmes-intervention-or-something-like-it/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Melissa Gorga &#8220;Finding Her Voice&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/09/melissa-gorga-finding-her-voice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 14:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Melissa Gorga is enjoying her 15 minutes of fame. After Bravo producers approached her to join the cast of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, she began to enjoy some of the celebrity enjoyed by her sister-in-law Teresa Giudice. Of course, there&#8217;s a downside also, as Melissa tries to defend herself against the allegations made <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/09/melissa-gorga-finding-her-voice/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Makes A &#8216;Real Housewives&#8217; Comeback, Sort Of</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/08/danielle-staub-makes-a-real-housewives-comeback-sort-of/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 21:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Timing is everything. Especially in the diabolical world of Danielle Staub.  The former (fired) Real Housewives of New Jersey knows how to stir it up.  Last night, she sends a tweet to Andy Cohen and Teresa Giudice  during Watch What Happens, Live! about getting all her information about Teresa’s family, including the rift between Teresa <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/08/danielle-staub-makes-a-real-housewives-comeback-sort-of/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Ashlee aka Ashley Holmes Moves to Texas</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/08/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-ashlee-aka-ashley-holmes-moves-to-texas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 12:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[chris manzo,albie manzo,teresa giudice,ashley holmes, jacqueline laurita, chris laurita &#160; It can’t be easy to raise an uncontrollable teenager on television, but Jacqueline Laurita seemed to have a tougher time of it than most. Unfortunately for Jacqueline, she has no storyline on the Real Housewives of New Jersey without spoiled, entitled Ashley Holmes, who cannot <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/08/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-ashlee-aka-ashley-holmes-moves-to-texas/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey Sneak Peek:  Wakile the Hell?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/07/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-sneak-peek-wakile-the-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Aug 2011 12:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; It seems quite a while since the Real Housewives of New Jersey were on the radar screen.  That soul-stealing New York Housewives reunion has been the buzz all week.  the drama continues in New Jersey, with Teresa Giudice and Kathy Wakile.  We don’t know the foundation of the problem between the Giudices and the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/07/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-sneak-peek-wakile-the-hell/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dina Manzo Stars on &#8216;Dina&#8217;s Party&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Aug 2011 12:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ UPDATE OCT 13  AT THE REUNION SUNDAY, CAROLINE IS FORCED  TO ADDRESS THE RIFT BETWEEN HER AND DINA. Many people were sorry to see Dina Manzo leave the Real Housewives of New Jersey, especially because of Danielle Staub.  Apparently something has happened between Dina and her sister Caroline Manzo, which Caroline vaguely alludes to on <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/03/dina-manzo-stars-on-dinas-party/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Monica Chacon Speaks, Blames Bravo</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/01/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-monica-chacon-speaks-blames-bravo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 12:29:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Kim Granatell’s publicist and author of the Celebrity Magnet blog, is sending these articles. Damage control? Or just more publicity for Kim Granatell?  In this article, Monica Chacon blames Bravo TV for sending her to Melissa Gorga’s Christmas Charity function by telling her Teresa Giudice would not be there.  Chacon, who had an altercation <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/08/01/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-monica-chacon-speaks-blames-bravo/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey:Kim Granatell&#8217;s Side of the Story</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/31/real-housewives-of-new-jerseykim-granatells-side-of-the-story/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jul 2011 14:08:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After the Manzo mob kicked Kim Granatell out of Melissa Gorga’s Christmas Party on the last episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, Jacqueline Laurita stated in her Bravo blog this was the last we  would see of Kim Granatell, the mean-spirited ultra shit stirrer. From the way this blog by her on publicist <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/31/real-housewives-of-new-jerseykim-granatells-side-of-the-story/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Fires Manager, Hires God</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2011 14:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, you read it correctly. Every time anyone hopes for redemption, the Real Housewives of New Jersey&#160; alum Danielle Staub proves once again just how paranoid and delusional she is.&#160; On “Famous Food’ the VH1 program where seven ‘celebrities’ compete for a management position at a trendy Sunset Blvd. restaurant, she has alienated everyone except <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/24/danielle-staub-fires-manager-hires-god/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Wannabes Want More Swag</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/21/new-jersey-housewives-wannabes-want-more-swag/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 11:43:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kathy Wakile and husband Rich Wakile of the Real Housewives of New Jersey apparently think they are ‘all that’ plus a bag of chips.  The newest cast members, cast because of the family feud between the Gorgas and the Giudices, don’t think they’re getting enough swag; Check it out: &#160; &#8216;Real Housewives&#8217; stars upset over <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/21/new-jersey-housewives-wannabes-want-more-swag/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Politically Incorrect</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/20/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-politically-incorrect/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 13:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[joe gorga on watch what happens, live  &#160; When someone like Joe Gorga refers to you as Al-Qaeda, how do you respond?  This is a term never-to-be-uttered about any Arab-American.  But when it’s your cousin-in-law, and you know he doesn’t know any better, you put a good face on it, like Rich Wakile did in <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/20/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-politically-incorrect/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Famous Food: Recipe for Disaster</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/19/famous-food-recipe-for-disaster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 00:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Think Danielle Staub had trouble relating to the women on Real Housewives of New Jersey?   Check her out on “Famous Food”, VH1’s reality series featuring a  D-List cast of “celebrities including Vincent Pastore ( Big Pussy) from ‘The Sopranos”,  Heidi Montag, Jake Pavelka, Ashley Dupre, and two rappers DJ Paul and Juicy This bunch has <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/19/famous-food-recipe-for-disaster/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey Sneak Peek 7/17/11</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/17/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-sneak-peek-71711/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 22:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  OH SNAP!  In tonight&#8217;s’ episode, Kim Granatell , Teresa Giudices’ arch nemesis, brings Monica Ciccone to Joe and Melissa Gorga’s ‘Birthday Party for Jesus’.  Monica Ciccone is the woman Teresa Giudice had the courtroom confrontation with at the hearing for Joe Mastropole, the ex-partner of Joe Giudice who accused him of forging his signature. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/17/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-sneak-peek-71711/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Granatell Wants To Be Alone? Hardly  (UPDATE)</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/16/kim-granatell-wants-to-be-alone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 15:08:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Sounds like Real Housewives of New Jersey ultrabitch  Kim Granatell  hasn’t been taking her meds. She claims she’s tired of the paparazzi and needs a “camera-free escape, and so of course she tells Long Island&#8217;s Suffolk Times all about her plans to buy a house on the east end of Long Island.. Though she <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/16/kim-granatell-wants-to-be-alone/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives&#8217; Melissa Gorga Is &#8220;On Display&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/14/new-jersey-housewives-melissa-gorga-is-on-display/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jul 2011 12:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Melissa Gorga will not have it any other way. Whether she’s  giving interviews or writing her Bravo blog, Melissa makes sure she’s on display.  Unfortunately for the rest of us, we are about to be ‘treated’ to yet another &#8216;Real Housewives’ attempt at singing.  Too bad none of them listened to Anderson Cooper. The cd <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/14/new-jersey-housewives-melissa-gorga-is-on-display/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice &#8220; Too Stupid to Know&#8221; According to Monica Chacon</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 13:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Originally posted January 4, 2011 That’s what Monica Chacon,  the wife of Giudice’s former business partner’s attorney, said yesterday. Joe Giudice was ordered to pay Joe Mastropole $260,000 in his fraud case against the Giudices. The Giudice’s are expected in court in July, as their bankruptcy claim is disputed. from radaronline: A New Jersey judge <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/11/teresa-giudice-too-stupid-to-know/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Loses Temper in Court- UPDATE</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 13:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: 7/11/11  This is what happened in court during the day as a prelude to the episode aired last night.  The female, Monica Chacon (Ciccone) , is the wife of Joe&#8217;s ex-partner. note; Ciccone in Italian would be pronounced like Chacon.  I have seen her name written both ways.  (ciao) Apparently Teresa Giudice observed Monica <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/11/teresa-giudice-loses-her-temper-in-court/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey Sneak Peek: Who&#8217;s in Bitch Mode?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/10/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-sneak-peek-whos-in-bitch-mode/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 16:49:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lauren Manzo, the only daughter of Caroline Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, has had a pecking order change in the family since the “boys”, Albie, 26 and Christopher, 22, moved to Hoboken with gay friend Greggy Bennett in an attempt to parlay into position for their own show through those asinine “Boys <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/10/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-sneak-peek-whos-in-bitch-mode/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Pre-Premiere Party in Vegas</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/07/danielle-staubs-pre-premiere-party-in-vegas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 14:12:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Danielle Staub, formerly of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, now co-starring in “Famous Food’ on VH!, is hosting a premiere party at Chateau in the Paris Hotel, Las Vegas. From Vegas With Love CHATEAU NIGHTCLUB &#38; GARDENS TO HOST DANIELLE STAUB’S PRE-PREMIERE PARTY FOR VH1’S “FAMOUS FOOD” Danielle Staub, the controversial star of the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/07/danielle-staubs-pre-premiere-party-in-vegas/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey on &#8216;Regis and Kelly&#8217;(Video)</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/01/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-on-regis-and-kelly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 17:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Caroline Manzo, Melissa Gorga and Teresa Giudice sat down with Regis and Kelly this morning to discuss Season 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. This was not an ‘all fluff, no stuff’ interview. The ladies were asked about their family issues.  Teresa was unusually subdued, she looked terribly stressed, her makeup, especially <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/07/01/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-on-regis-and-kelly/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Joe and Teresa Giudice Bankruptcy Fraud Trial Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 13:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Joe Giudice withdrew his bankruptcy petition, meaning he owes his creditors 11 M. Teresa, who did not withdraw her petition, is working hard to pay off their debts. Joe Giudice Takes The 5th ( and Drinks A 5th) &#160; UPDATE JUNE 30&#160; The bankruptcy fraud trial&#160; has been postponed until October 13. Update November <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/30/joe-and-teresa-giudice-bankruptcy-fraud-trial-set-for-july-2011/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Pregnancy Hoax</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/29/teresa-giudice-pregnancy-hoax/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 19:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The headline should read ‘Another inTouch Magazine  cover for Teresa Giudice’   New Jersey housewives’ Teresa has been on the cover of this magazine with one or more of her daughters about 5 times in the last month or so.  This time, she’s posing with baby Audriana. Turns out, this is one of the magazine’s ‘What <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/29/teresa-giudice-pregnancy-hoax/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Praise the Lord, Pass the Ammo</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/28/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-praise-the-lord-pass-the-ammo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 12:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[jacqueline laurita at the giudice cabin in the catskill mountains Finally, a fun episode.  If you skip the ‘nothing from nothing’ meeting between Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga.  And the “I’m a better cook than you, why do you have 2 New York Times bestsellers” Kathy Wakile.  Jealousy is so unbecoming. Dance recital?  Puh-lease! Nothing <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/28/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-praise-the-lord-pass-the-ammo/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Caroline Manzo Rules</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/26/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-caroline-manzo-rules/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 16:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Caroline Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is everywhere these days.  She is taking her 15 minutes of fame and putting it to good use, courtesy of Bravo.  While super famewhores Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga were busy with their petty little family in-fighting, Caroline became a favorite at Bravo. Other than <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/26/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-caroline-manzo-rules/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Co-Stars on &#8220;Famous Food&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 15:54:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ JULY 6 UPDATE &#8212; THE FIRST EPISODE IS NOW AVAILABLE ON THE VH1 WEBSITE Former New Jersey Housewives  cast member Danielle Staub has a new venture. No, it doesn’t involve a stripper pole (or does it?). Danielle, along with Heidi Montag and other refugees from the D-List are creating a restaurant&#8230;.from scratch. Danielle, whose presence <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/25/danielle-staub-co-stars-on-famous-food/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Melissa Gorga Says She&#8217;s Not A Gold-Digger</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2011 11:56:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The take-no-prisoners war between Melissa Gorga and Teresa Giudice on the Real Housewives of New Jersey can also be known as nothing-from-nothing or petty is as petty does, take your pick. These two almost interchangeable women are battling it out every week on Season3, and promise to continue the catfight on Season 4, which is <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/25/melissa-gorga-says-shes-not-a-gold-digger/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey Currently Filming Season 4</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/19/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-currently-filming-season-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 15:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have to thank some of my twitter friends for this story: Bravolebrity 1, MickeyMouth1, and LindsNitz, Kim Granatell and Victoria Wakile confirmed it. Season 4 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is filming on the Jersey Shore. Bravo did not make any cast changes, meaning they must plan to include Joe Giudice’s bankruptcy <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/19/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-currently-filming-season-4/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Giudice: &#8220;I Don&#8217;t Belong In A Place Where Those People Are&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2011 13:26:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  So dramatic. In yet another In Touch Weekly cover story, Teresa Giudice expresses her fears of life without hubby Joe Giudice if he goes to prison for  his most recent arrest, impersonating his brother to obtain a drivers license (his was suspended after his January 2010 DUI.) ANOTHER &#8216;VACATION&#8221; FOR JUICY JOE The maximum <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/19/joe-giudice-i-dont-belong-in-a-place-where-those-people-are/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey; Children Save The &#8220;Wenches&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 21:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The children on the Real Housewives of New Jersey are more interesting than their parents.  In this season, Bravo has gone back to its ‘roots’, showing us family interactions. This is how the first three seasons of the original series, the Real Housewives of Orange County was.  Shane Keough , Kara Keough, and Colton Keough <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/13/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-children-save-the-wenches/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Only One Problem With &#8216;Boys to Manzo&#8221; Webisodes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2011 14:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; chris manzo, caroline manzo, albie manzo &#160; The problem?&#160; Watching these guys is like watching paint dry. Caroline Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is apparently hoping to build a reality TV empire.&#160; Chris Manzo quit his job at the Brownstone, the family banquet hall and catering business, and “golden child” Albie <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/06/12/only-one-problem-with-boys-to-manzo-webisodes/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Says Fame Destroyed Her Family</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2011 12:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First of all, Teresa’s daughters are beautiful, especially Audriana, the youngest. But if “fame destroyed her family”, as she claims in the current issue of InTouch Magazine, why are the children on the cover?  (Note: Cover will be retrieved shortly) The oldest girl, Gia,9, has been showing her disapproval and embarrassment this season. She’s old <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/30/teresa-giudice-says-fame-destroyed-her-family/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey Episode 3 Sneak Peek:  Write a Letter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 May 2011 12:02:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Melissa Gorga makes Teresa Giudice look like Mother Teresa]]></description>
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		<title>Albie and Chris Manzo: The Next SuperStars?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 12:15:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update:  The Manzo Brothers have a show of sorts&#8230;.webisodes on bravotv.com. As the Gorga/Giudice family feud rages on as the main storyline for the Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 3, the sub-plot featuring Albie and Chris Manzo can’t be overlooked.  The plot?  Get those Manzo brothers their own show.  Many of  the Bravo-lebritys seem to <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/25/albie-and-chris-manzo-the-next-superstars/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Kim Granatell Returns</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 16:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As if there’s not enough crazy on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, veteran shit stirrer Kim Granatell returns.  Tonight, we get a picture of the plot for the entire season, if you are an enemy of Teresa Giudice, you are a friend of Melissa Gorga. Kim is like the mascot of the story, not <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/23/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-kim-granatell-returns/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives on &#8220;Wendy Williams&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 21:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Melissa gorga &#160; First, Wendy invited Jacqueline Laurita, Caroline Manzo and Teresa Giudice to chat. Teresa talked again about how Bravo went behind her back to cast Melissa Gorga and her brother Joe.&#160; Apparently Joe had asked Teresa to get him on the show, which&#160; Teresa did not have the power to do.&#160; Sounds credible.&#160; <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/19/new-jersey-housewives-on-wendy-williams/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Oh Little Joey</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/18/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-oh-little-joey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 20:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something else this set of posers has in common with the Giudices,  Of course, everything got paid 30 minutes ago&#8230;. &#8220;Real Housewife of New Jersey&#8221; Melissa Gorga, who&#8217;s been handpicked for TV to antagonize her bankrupt sister-in-law Teresa Giudice , brings her own financial woes to the Bravo reality show. Melissa and her developer husband, Joe, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/18/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-oh-little-joey/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of New Jersey:  Thank You, Danielle Staub</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 16:07:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[melissa gorga The Real Housewives of New Jersey gave us a wild ride for the premiere episode. That brawl was epic, and Bravo TV played it up to the max.  The Gorga/Giudice family feud appears so far to stem from the fact that Teresa did not include any of her family during Seasons 1 and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/18/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-thank-you-danielle-staub/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Who Is Lizzie Grubman?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 09:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the Season 3 premiere episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, New York publicist Lizzie Grubman gives the uniquely unsuited Ashley Holmes an internship in her office.  Apparently looking for free positive publicity, Lizzie is quite familiar with the other kind; from Wikipedia; On July 7, 2001, after being asked by security guards <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/17/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-who-is-lizzie-grubman/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey Preview Season 3 On Today Show</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[    Teresa Giudice was a no show this morning on Today  .  Melissa Gorga, Teresa’s sister-in-law and Kathy Wakile, her cousin, the new cast members were there, along with veterans Caroline Manzo and Jacqueline Laurita. Since Teresa is not one to miss a media opportunity, is she refusing to appear with Melissa?  The bad <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/05/14/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-preview-season-3-on-today-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Crew: We&#8217;ve Been Robbed! (Update)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 14:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the backstory from Episode 2, Season 4 the Real Housewives of New York, first published October 6, 2010. &#160; Well, it turns out the Bravo production crew was too busy separating housewives to watch the equipment truck!&#160; New Jersey&#160; housewives Caroline Manzo, Dina Manzo,&#160; and Jacqueline Laurita of the Real Housewives of New <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/15/bravo-crew-weve-been-robbed/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jersey In The House&#8230;.They&#8217;re Back!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2011 19:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As former Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member Danielle Staub recently said (paraphrasing) “ They’ve got more shit going on than you can ever imagine.”  There’s certainly a ring of truth to that statement! The Real Housewives of New Jersey return for a third season Monday, May 16 on Bravo. Or, as Teresa Giudice <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/13/jersey-in-the-house-theyre-back/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey&#8217;s Dina Manzo Has A New Gig</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2011 17:58:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dina Manzo, sister of Caroline Manzo, left the Real Housewives of New Jersey in the middle of Season 2 , reportedly because of her conflicts with nemesis Danielle Staub.  She has continued her work with Project Ladybug, her charity helping families of children with life-threatening illnesses. I attended one of her events at The University of Chicago’s <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/04/08/new-jerseys-dina-manzo-has-a-new-gig/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Giudice On Another &#8220;Vacation&#8221;.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Go away for a week and all sorts of bizarre behavior happens in the world of the Real Housewives of New Jersey!  Danielle Staub has got to be laughing. No Danielle, you do not create all the drama in North New Jersey.   First, Big Al Manzo loses his job on the Water Commission for using <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/28/joe-giudice-on-another-vacation/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Al and Caroline Manzo Never Mentioned Al&#8217;s &#8220;Real&#8221; Job</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 21:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember all those hours Al and Caroline Manzo claimed he worked at the Brownstone?   Why not mention on the Real Housewives of New Jersey that he was a commissioner on the Water Board?  Oh right, the bogus(?) address.  Does Big Al really sleep on a cot at the Brownstone?  Governor Christie doesn’t think so.   <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/17/al-and-caroline-never-mentioned-als-real-job/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Albert Manzo Lives At The Brownstone?- Allegedly</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/17/albert-manzo-lives-at-the-brownstone-allegedly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 15:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The show may be &#8220;Real,&#8221; but his home, apparently, is not. New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie yesterday suspended &#8212; and demanded the resignation of &#8212; the husband of one of the &#8220;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; from a water commission, saying he misled officials about his &#8220;real&#8221; residence. Christie said Albert Manzo, whose wife, Caroline, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/03/17/albert-manzo-lives-at-the-brownstone-allegedly/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tara Revealed on Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 3</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/02/27/tara-revealed-on-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-season-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Feb 2011 13:59:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[new cast members Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile with Kim D. (center) UPDATE  THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY WILL RETURN MAY 16, 2011 JERSEY IN THE HOUSE Season 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey will return May 7, 2011 according to Wikipedia (consider the source).  Bravo plans to run 28 episodes with <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/02/27/tara-revealed-on-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-season-3/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Will the New Jersey Housewives Have Their Own &#8220;Scary Island&#8221;?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/02/21/will-the-new-jersey-housewives-have-their-own-scary-island/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 02:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teresa Giudice Well. Bravo has treated the cast of the Real Housewives of New Jersey to a trip to Punta Cana in the Dominican Republic.  Only the spouses are there, no children ( I don’t know about you, but I can do without Teresa’s children) . Will this trip duplicate the Real Housewives of New <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/02/21/will-the-new-jersey-housewives-have-their-own-scary-island/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Wanted: A Solo Reality Show</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/01/04/wanted-a-solo-reality-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 22:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[They all want what Bethenny Frankel has, ignoring the fact that she has successful enterprises, writes her own books ,has a rapier-like wit, and is completely honest about herself and her life. As reported here several months ago, Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley want their own reality show. Why am I mentioning this again? Because <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/01/04/wanted-a-solo-reality-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>When It Comes to &#8220;Most Hated Housewife&#8221; Fans are Fickle</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2011 23:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are on a Real Housewives of whatever show, and you are the most hated, just stick around, someone is bound to replace you! Let’s look at the 2010 “Most Hated Housewives” alexis bellino (photo from “awful plastic surgery”) The first “most hated housewife” of 2010&#160; Alexis Bellino of the Real Housewives of Orange <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2011/01/01/when-it-comes-to-most-hated-housewife-fans-are-fickle/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Catching Up With Danielle Staub</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/21/catching-up-with-danielle-staub/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 14:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Danielle Staub, formerly of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, wants the remaining cast members to “stop being mean girls”.  Good luck with that.  Teresa Giudice is reportedly very upset about the addition of her sister-in-law,  Melissa Gorga, to the cast, as well as the addition of another relative, Kathy Wakile.  This is in addition <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/21/catching-up-with-danielle-staub/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Orange County Will Win &#8220;The Fashion Show&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/18/new-jersey-housewives-orange-county-will-win-the-fashion-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 15:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; That’s what Dina Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey thought when I spoke to her Wednesday&#160; night at the press conference/launch event for her Project Ladybug charity at Comer’s Children’s Hospital in Chicago. I did not ask her any questions about the Jersey Housewives. Nor did I ask about the controversy <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/18/new-jersey-housewives-orange-county-will-win-the-fashion-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dina Manzo Brings Project Ladybug to Chicago</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/16/dina-manzo-brings-project-ladybug-to-chicago/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 14:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Dina Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey is visiting Chicago to represent the charity she founded, Project Ladybug .She met members of the press, the local city council members, her Project Ladybug Chicago Chapter and, most importantly, little Atia, at the University of Chicago’s Comer Children’s Center. Dina was warm, gracious and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/16/dina-manzo-brings-project-ladybug-to-chicago/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Will Kim Granatell Outbid The Giudices ?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/14/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-will-kim-granatell-outbid-the-giudices/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 23:37:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[t teresa giudice  In a bizarre turn of events, Teresa and Joe Giudice may be able to keep their property if they fork over $39,000. At least that’s how this reads. The question? Is Kim Granatell still angry or vengeful enough to carry through on her threat to buy the Giudice property?  Remember this : <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/14/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-will-kim-granatell-outbid-the-giudices/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice and Calvin Tran Butt Heads On &#8220;The Fashion Show&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 14:57:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Why do the Orange County Housewives always dress in shimmery/glittery stuff?&#160; Do they have any idea how ridiculous they look?&#160; Both of those questions were rhetorical, of course. Everyone from Oprah Winfrey on down has tried to give them makeunders, to no avail. In an effort to boost ratings, “The Fashion Show” will attempt <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/14/teresa-giudice-and-calvin-tran-butt-heads-on-the-fashion-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>More Real Housewife Money Woes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 22:44:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just think, these women paraded across our TV screens telling us how lux and grand their lives were. Telling us the rich are better than you and me. Why is it every week, we have at least one of these stories?  Here’s a double header this week: Money-troubled Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/12/07/more-real-housewife-money-woes/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Manzo Brothers Getting Show On Bravo?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/26/the-manzo-brothers-getting-own-show-on-bravo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Nov 2010 20:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: This story is hotly denied by Bravo insiders, reporting the Manzo brothers started this rumor themselves. The New York Post is reporting that Chris and Albie Manzo&#160; are getting their own show on Bravo.&#160; Ironic, of all the bravolebrities asking for a solo shot, the Manzo Brothers nailed it.And they probably didn’t go begging.&#160; <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/26/the-manzo-brothers-getting-own-show-on-bravo/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Bethenny Ever After&#8221; to Premiere in February</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2010 16:05:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bethenny Getting Married has been changed to Bethenny Ever After for season 2. After the WSJ&#160; announced the new title, she twittered: Season 2 of my show will be called &#34;bethenny ever after?&#34; What do u think?season 3 may be &#34;bethenny after breakdown?&#34; LOL What did you think of her performance on “Skating with the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/25/bethenny-ever-after-to-premiere-in-february/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Helps &#8220;Clean The World&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/21/teresa-giudice-helps-clean-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Nov 2010 19:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Even though what we usually see on the” Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221;  is drama on top of more drama, it isn&#8217;t really like that in real life. As a matter of fact, Teresa Giudice is doing her part to spread awareness for the cause in Haiti. Here&#8217;s what the reality star wrote in a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/21/teresa-giudice-helps-clean-the-world/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Orange County and New Jersey on &#8220;The Fashion Show</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/20/real-housewives-of-orange-county-and-new-jersey-on-the-fashion-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 13:25:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lauri Waring, Gretchen Rossi and Lynne Curtin of the Real Housewives of Orange County Teresa Giudice and Dina Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey In an effort to boost ratings after the loss of Project Runway to the Lifetime Channel, Bravo has brought in the ever-popular Real Housewives to bolster ratings on it’s <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/20/real-housewives-of-orange-county-and-new-jersey-on-the-fashion-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ridding Twitter of Weeds</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2010 19:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the title, you can tell what I’ll say next. Tweetmaxine is back!  Her twitter account was terminated three days ago, and many cast members of the Real Housewives franchise could breathe a small sigh of relief.  Not for long, she is back as The Tweetmaxine! (exclamation hers) Of course, when word got out that <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/06/ridding-twitter-of-weeds/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>No Blood Bath at the Brownstone (Update)</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/06/no-blood-bath-at-the-brownstone/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: The Fashion Show will air tonight, May 23  At the time of this post, Ashley Holmes was not returning, a decision that was obviously reversed. As reported earlier, the Posche Fashion Show was filmed at the Brownstone for Season 3 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Despite a RadarOnline  report implying huge battlefield <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/06/no-blood-bath-at-the-brownstone/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Blames Tabloids for Her Problems</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 10:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey didn’t take Kelly Bensimon’s  course in Famewhoredom 101, “all publicity is good”.  She repeatedly makes questionable statements, she’s not able to hide her marital and financial problems from the public eye, and she makes enemies everywhere. Wasn’t she the one who first mentioned she’d be <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/05/teresa-giudice-blames-tabloids-for-her-problems/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Still Stalling On House</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 13:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interview with Real Estate Agent   Danielle Staub, formerly of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, continues to delay the sale of the house she lived in with ex-husband Tom Staub. In this video recorded Wednesday of last week, the realtor talks about the problems this is causing. Danielle will receive a profit of close <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/11/03/danielle-staub-still-stalling-on-house/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley: The Next Tori and Dean?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2010 19:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Update: October 6, 2011 Despite what has been reported by Perez Hilton, Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley are not married. Gretchen Did Not Take Anderson Cooper&#8217;s Advice gretchen rossi Bravo has turned them down Here we go again.&#160; Another Real Housewife demanding their own show.&#160; Inside sources say Gretchen Rossi and fiancé Slade Smiley have <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/31/gretchen-rossi-and-slade-smiley-the-next-tori-and-dean/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice No Longer Denies Joe&#8217;s Cheating</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/28/teresa-giudice-no-longer-denying-joes-cheating/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 09:51:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey found the right price for telling of Joe’s cheating ways.  The story ,broken first on this blog , of Joe’s girlfriend Tara may not be the specifics in Teresa’s Life and Style Magazine article next week, but she is now, after two months of denials, revealing <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/28/teresa-giudice-no-longer-denying-joes-cheating/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Crew: Film the New Jersey Housewives At Your Own Risk</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/27/bravo-crew-film-the-new-jersey-housewives-at-your-own-risk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Oct 2010 10:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hope there’s plenty of liability insurance for the crew filming the third season of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Perhaps Vicki Gunvalson can sell them extra policies. Update May 15. The brawl at the Christening will be featured on Episode 1, airing May  16 as a 90 minute special.. Season 3 of the Real <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/27/bravo-crew-film-the-new-jersey-housewives-at-your-own-risk/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Is Teresa Giudice Angry Enough To Leave Real Housewives?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/20/is-teresa-giudice-angry-enough-to-leave-real-housewives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 10:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This may be a mere negotiating tactic, or is she that angry over the inclusion of sister-in-law Melissa Gorga and a cousin into the cast?&#160; We all know the Giudices need the money, Teresa Giudice from TV Guide: After the exits of Dina Manzo and Danielle Staub this past season, will&#160; Teresa Giudice be the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/20/is-teresa-giudice-angry-enough-to-leave-real-housewives/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey Bus Tour: The Hottest Ticket in Town</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/18/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-bus-tour-the-hottest-ticket-in-town/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Oct 2010 21:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Featuring a four-course lunch at The Brownstone, the tour is seven hours for $95.00 The trip  includes a drive-by tour of all the housewives&#8217; houses, plus a bunch of other show-related stops &#8212; like lunch at The Brownstone catering hall (owned by Caroline and Dina&#8216;s hubbies), and a shopping trip to Kim DePaola&#8216;s boutique. And <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/18/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-bus-tour-the-hottest-ticket-in-town/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jonathan Cheban Denies Ashley Holmes Rumor</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2010 16:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of course he did. Since his show&#8217;s finale is tomorrow, he must go to the Kelly Bensimon school of publicity. Looks like poor Ashley got used in the worst way. from popeater: Jonathan Cheban, the man everybody loves to hate on E!&#8217;s reality show &#8216;The Spin Crowd,&#8217; knows that any press is good press. He <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/09/jonathan-cheban-denies-ashley-holmes-rumor/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Nene Leakes is Angry (Sneak Peek)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Oct 2010 14:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who can blame Nene Leakes of the Real Housewives of Atlanta for her anger with her oldest son, Bryson Bryant?  Not only did he get himself arrested, he got arrested during the middle of production!  Nene is not exactly a role model, but she does seem to try to be a good mother. Who out <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/10/09/nene-leakes-is-angry-sneak-peek/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Reacts to &quot;The View&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/30/teresa-giudice-reacts-to-the-view/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 17:25:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  In an interview with Parade Magazine, Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey had this to say about her painful appearance on &#8220;The View&#8221; several weeks ago: A few weeks ago, you appeared on ABC&#8217;s The View. Did you feel attacked by the hosts? &#8220;I thought I handled myself well on The <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/30/teresa-giudice-reacts-to-the-view/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s Daughter Not Returning to Jersey Housewives</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 12:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: According to radar online, another family member of Teresa Giudice  is joining the cast, and she is not happy about it. This cannot be verified, as some members and ex-members of the cast call radar directly to inflame the other side.   Ashley Holmes, the volatile 20 year old daughter of Jacqueline Laurita, will <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/28/jacqueline-lauritas-daughter-not-returning-to-jersey-housewives/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Spins More Publicity</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 15:37:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Danielle Staub has a direct line to Radaonline, just as the Manzos talk to TMZ. All these stories are created and put out there by none other than Danielle Staub. The&#8221;media frenzy&#8221; only exists in Danielle&#8217;s head. from Radar&#8221;  Danielle Staub is at the centre of a television tug of war with major cable networks <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/27/danielle-staub-spins-more-publicity/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Enough To Make Caroline Manzo Flip A Table</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2010 21:33:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OH no! Christopher Manzo, number two son of Caroline Manzo , matriarch of  The Real Housewives of New Jersey, has been seen with Deena, one of the Guidettes from Jersey Shore, according to Perez Hilton. Unless he plans for her to work in his future car wash/ strip club, he&#8217;d better not bring her home <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/22/enough-to-make-caroline-manzo-flip-a-table/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Is Bravo Playing Hardball with Danielle Staub?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 13:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Danielle Staub&#8217;s creditors are after her. Bravo could have stopped it but refused to do so. Reality Jenn is reporting the repo man has seen Danielle Staub, and she has seen him!  Her Range Rover and her Bravo checks have been seized. Two weeks ago, a little birdie told of a meeting between Danielle&#8217;s <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/19/is-bravo-playing-hardball-with-danielle-staub/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Has Kim Granatell Lost Her Mind?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/19/has-kim-granatell-lost-her-mind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Sep 2010 12:26:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[    The jury may still be out on that question, but it certainly seems as though her limited fame as a guest on The Real Housewives of New Jersey last season has gone to her head. Here&#8217;s a non-story from the New York Post: Kim Granatelle, a k a &#8220;Kim G&#8221; of &#8220;The Real <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/19/has-kim-granatell-lost-her-mind/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo Denies Rift With Teresa, Video Deposition Against Danielle</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Sep 2010 13:04:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The drama never ends for the Real Housewives of New Jersey.with one side running to Radaronline with stories, and the other running to TMZ. Caroline Manzo was called to testify in a deposition against Danielle Staub by Danielle&#8217;s ex husband Kevin Maher, the  subject of &#8220;Cop Without a Badge&#8220;, the book that first exposed Danielle&#8217;s <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/18/caroline-manzo-denies-rift-with-teresa-video-deposition-against-danielle/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Danielle Staub Interview</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 22:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NealBnNYC a fellow blogger, asked me to share this: There was no hair pulling but still an exciting night with former “The Housewives of New Jersey” star Danielle Staub at Boxers NYC in the city.  She was there to support Strengthen Our Sisters, a grassroots, community based, nonprofit, 155 bed shelter program serving homeless and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/16/a-danielle-staub-interview/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Confirmed: Danielle Staub Will Host Reality Show</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/16/confirmed-danielle-staub-will-host-reality-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Sep 2010 10:08:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The WealthTV Network has confirmed that Danielle Staub will host the reality show &#8220;Social&#8221; on their limited distribution network.    After her abrupt exit from The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle Staub has moved on. The notorious vixen will headline Social, a new reality show that will premiere in November on the WealthTV network. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/16/confirmed-danielle-staub-will-host-reality-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Better Spin-Off Than Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s? According to Danielle Staub</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/14/a-better-spin-off-than-bethenny-frankels-according-to-danielle-staub/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 20:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Fired New Jersey Housewife and her attorneys have been making the rounds lately. The  rumor is still just that, a rumor, of her spin-off show, is gaining momentum. However, all the press seems to come from Danielle herself. She is still fighting with Bravo, who will receive a major chunk of her earnings because of <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/14/a-better-spin-off-than-bethenny-frankels-according-to-danielle-staub/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub &quot;Reality&quot; Makeover</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/11/danielle-staub-reality-makeover/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 18:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Oh My.  Jethro over at Zap2It has a take on what Danielle Staub can do to &#8220;refresh&#8221; her image for that fictional new reality show she continues to say she will have. Is a new rehab show in the works called &#8220;Liarvention&#8221;  or &#8220;Delusional Fools&#8221;.  Danielle can&#8217;t seem to remember her stories from one <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/11/danielle-staub-reality-makeover/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: So Much Snark</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/10/real-housewives-so-much-snark/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 10:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So little time. I&#8217;ve had quite a week, been out of the loop for a while When Danielle Staub was fired from The Real Housewives of New Jersey , she entered into a settlement agreement with Bravo. She was not to talk about Bravo or the production company for two years or more. If she <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/10/real-housewives-so-much-snark/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey on Wendy Williams Show</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/06/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-on-wendy-williams-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 16:11:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Edited  to add:  Caroline Manzo&#8217;s birthdate is August 23, 1959. Meaning all the well meaning twitter friends and commenters are wrong, and so am I. The Real Housewives of New Jersey looked good on the Wendy Williams Show.  The 25 lb. weight loss of Caroline Manzo didn&#8217;t do her face any justice, but at <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/06/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-on-wendy-williams-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa and Juicy Joe Giudice Accused of Fraud, Latest Court Documents</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/05/teresa-and-juicy-joe-giudice-accused-of-fraud/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 20:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ This report is from Perez Hilton, he added his own sarcasm and humor to it. But it looks like the US Attorney will challenge the Giudice bankruptcy filing because of unreported income and assets.  I agree with Perez, you can&#8217;t hide from Uncle Sam!  If you recall, Teresa claimed all income  from &#8220;Skinny Italian&#8221; was <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/05/teresa-and-juicy-joe-giudice-accused-of-fraud/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Reunion Part 2: A &quot;Shocker&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/02/new-jersey-reunion-part-2-a-shocker/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Who  leaves the Real Housewives of New Jersey forever?  Not necessarily Danielle Staub.  Speculation has been rampant all over the internet that either Jacqueline Laurita or Caroline Manzo will depart.   So says Andy Cohen when speaking of part 2 of &#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8217; reunion. Even more shocking than Teresa Giudice going <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/02/new-jersey-reunion-part-2-a-shocker/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Starting A Make-Up Line, Wants A Raise</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/01/teresa-giudice-starting-a-make-up-line-wants-a-raise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 21:45:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teresa Giudice of Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey is said to be in a dispute with producers over her salary. She’s even threatened to leave the show if she doesn’t get more money. It was reported earlier this week that the show had been renewed for a third season, with production beginning this Friday.  <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/09/01/teresa-giudice-starting-a-make-up-line-wants-a-raise/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Reunion: About A Boy</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/31/new-jersey-housewives-reunion-about-a-boy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 10:22:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Related Post: Who&#8217;s Tara? Once you get a small amount, people give you more and more. Thanks, blogosphere and twitter friends.  You know who you are. Remember the nephew comment  that made Teresa Giudice go ballistic on part one of the New Jersey Reunion?  Danielle says&#8221; Did you ever acknowledge your nephew?&#8221; About that nephew; <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/31/new-jersey-housewives-reunion-about-a-boy/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Reunion Spoiler: Who&#8217;s Tara?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/29/new-jersey-housewives-reunion-spoiler-whos-tara/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 16:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you don&#8217;t want to know, stop reading here. Update:  8/31  Does Joe Have a Baby Boy with Tara? &#8220;You will never break up my family&#8221;, Teresa Giudice screams at Danielle Staub on one of those tantalizing reunion preview tapes at Bravotv.com. ( Edited to add:  the word could have been bring, not break.  On <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/29/new-jersey-housewives-reunion-spoiler-whos-tara/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ramona Singer,Nene Leakes and Danielle Staub on Maury Povich?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/28/ramona-singernene-leakes-and-danielle-staub-on-maury-povich/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 15:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why are Ramona Singer, NeNe Leakes and Danielle Staub on the Maury Povich Show anyway?  What&#8217;s next,  Jerry Springer?  Then again&#8230;. Another question: In the past Nene Leakes was a staunch Danielle Staub supporter.  Why diss her now, NeNe?  Yeah, we get it, don&#8217;t we? As for Ramona Singer and NeNe Leakes, do they need <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/28/ramona-singernene-leakes-and-danielle-staub-on-maury-povich/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Caroline Manzo On Season 3, Bethenny Frankel Takes Swipe At Danielle Staub</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[  So predictable:  Every season one or more of the Real Housewives franchise cast members implies they may not return. A negotiating tactic with Bravo?     All publicity is good, according to Kelly Bensimon. li In an interview with Caroline Manzo, All Headline News asks the biggest surprise for season three? She answers:. &#8220;Is there a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/28/new-jersey-housewives-caroline-manzo-on-season-3-bethenny-frankel-takes-swipe-at-danielle-staub/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives:  Guns But No Roses</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 11:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drama continues in real time for the Real Housewives of New Jersey, In the season finale Monday, Danielle Staub revealed she had men with guns waiting outside during her confrontation with Caroline Manzo. That episode was filmed over 6 months ago.  When Caroline and the other cast members saw the episode for the first time <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/25/new-jersey-housewives-guns-but-no-roses/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Reunion Smackdown: Teresa Giudice Gets Physical With Andy Cohen</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 22:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  All the gossip on the internet has been about Teresa and Danielle almost coming to blows. The question is, why does Teresa still have a job after getting physical with Andy Cohen?    Andy Cohen seriously could not handle these hysterical, drama loving, irrational women. Tell me, would you still have a job after getting <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/23/reunion-smack-down-teresa-giudice-gets-physical-with-andy-cohen/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Giudice Pre and Post Bankruptcy Spending Spree: Court Documents</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 10:23:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[    Joe and Teresa as they leave court August 16 Wonder why Joe Giudice looks like this leaving court last week?  According to the attached documents, they went on a spending spree worth at least $60,000 while filing for bankruptcy. They were in court to get out of the auction of their possessions, but <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/23/giudice-pre-and-post-bankruptcy-spending-spree-court-documents/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Filed Under Payback: Kim Granatell Wants to Sell Teresa Giudice&#8217;s Belongings on eBay</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 21:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[KimGranatell has been sending out tweets all day, taunting Teresa Giudice to engage in a tweet war. It all started when Teresa called her &#8220;elderly on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Today, August 22, was the original date of the Auction, postponed until October.   Love my $80,000 Chiinchilla jacket that arrived from Florence, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/22/filed-under-payback-kim-granatell-wants-to-sell-teresa-giudices-belongings-on-ebay/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Reunion: Prostitution Whore VS. Destitution Whore, More Details on Danielle&#8217;s Firing</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/21/new-jersey-reunion-prostitution-whore-vs-destitution-whore-more-details-on-danielles-firing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 15:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sources say Danielle Staub was fired by Bravo before the reunion was taped.  To create even more drama? Probably.  The story of her firing started circulating a week ago, gaining momentum as the week wore on. More details: Tom Staub, Danielle&#8217;s ex-husband and father of Jillian and Christine, has filed for primary custody of Jillian, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/21/new-jersey-reunion-prostitution-whore-vs-destitution-whore-more-details-on-danielles-firing/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa, Caroline, Jacqueline Issue Ultimatum: Danielle Staub or Us!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/19/teresa-caroline-jacqueline-issue-ultimatum-danielle-staub-or-us/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 22:07:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  UPDATE:  I am skeptical about this story, but it appears to have legs. In an unprecedented move, Bravo TV dumped one of it&#8217;s stars because of other cast members.  The highly controversial Danielle Staub, the star of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, has been dumped. according to blindgossip.com: There are the usual vague <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/19/teresa-caroline-jacqueline-issue-ultimatum-danielle-staub-or-us/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice    Bankruptcy Auction Postponed</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/16/teresa-giudice-bankruptcy-auction-postponed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 21:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those of you planning a trek to North Jersey for a fun family outing at Teresa Giudice&#8217;s soon to be empty mausoleum better rethink your plans. The auction of Joe and Teresa Giudice&#8217;s &#8220;interesting&#8221;  belongings has been postponed to October 3. In addition, the children&#8217;s items are no longer on the list.   NorthJersey.com reports <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/16/teresa-giudice-bankruptcy-auction-postponed/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Fired From New Jersey Housewives?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/16/danielle-staub-fired-from-new-jersey-housewives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 20:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Questioning the truth of this article, Bravo never fires anyone while the season is still on the air.  If true, it may be not only because Danielle has no one to interact with on the show, or all the litigation, threats from Daniel Aguilar, her former boyfriend and drug dealer, just became too much for <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/16/danielle-staub-fired-from-new-jersey-housewives/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Daniel Aguilar:  I Want Danielle Staub Alive</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/15/daniel-aguilar-i-want-danielle-staub-alive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 15:43:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[    Can you sue for a drug deal gone wrong?  I don&#8217;t think so. Ex- husband Kevin Maher and ex coke dealer Daniel Aguilar are working together. Danielle Staub’s sordid past is coming back to haunt her, thanks to a new lawsuit that has provided never-before-revealed details about the reality TV star’s past involvement <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/15/daniel-aguilar-i-want-danielle-staub-alive/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>More on the Joe Giudice DWI</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/08/more-on-the-joe-giudice-dwi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 01:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recap: Joe Giudice, husband of Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member Teresa Giudice, was in New York City the night of January 13, partying with Tamra Barney and other Bravolebrities.  Tamra was on Watch What Happens Live that night  because she had just separated from Simon. In other words, everyone was drunk. Simon Barney&#8217;s <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/08/more-on-the-joe-giudice-dwi/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Bankruptcy: What Did Bravo Know?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/08/teresa-giudice-bankruptcy-what-did-bravo-know/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 15:49:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And when did they know it.  Bravo TV claims to go by whatever the Real Housewives tell them.       Season Two was filmed last fall and winter, before and after the filing. And yet, 13 episodes in, there has been no mention on the show of the word &#8220;bankruptcy&#8221; — nor will there <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/08/teresa-giudice-bankruptcy-what-did-bravo-know/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Mostly Absurd</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/03/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-mostly-absurd/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 14:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Absurd to Sublime seldom writes recaps, preferring the &#8220;back story. But last nights episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey was so bizarre, it falls into two categories: Absurd:  The christening of Audriana Giudice, did it really have to be so over the top?  When Marie Antoinette is serving the drinks, you know things are <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/03/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-mostly-absurd/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice on &quot;The View&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/02/teresa-giudice-on-the-view/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 13:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She&#8217;s definitely out of her league on this one! POST-MORTEM    She was painful to watch.  She tried to blame the low-income tenants in Joe&#8217;s East Orange, New Jersey slum buildings because they did not pay their rent.Like the Section 8 rent would be enough to pay for the mansion they currently reside in.  Bryant Gumbel <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/08/02/teresa-giudice-on-the-view/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Bringing Home the Bacon</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/31/teresa-giudice-bringing-home-the-bacon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 13:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And if she keeps it up with the tanning booth, she&#8217;s going to look like a side of bacon! How will the family dynamic in Juicy Joe Giudice&#8217;s  household change with Teresa  earning the money? We&#8217;ve seen this phenomena before, with  Tamra and Simon Barney of the  Real Housewives of Orange County and their impending <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/31/teresa-giudice-bringing-home-the-bacon/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tom Staub Appears on New Jersey Housewives</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/27/tom-staub-appears-on-new-jersey-housewives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 16:08:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: I heard from a friend that Tom Staub wife&#8217;s name is Rebecca Woch&#8230;..investigating We still don&#8217;t know anything more about Thomas Staub, Danielle&#8217;s ex-husband and father of her children.&#160; Despite the fact Thomas Staub was trending on Google last night, a search reveals bogus pages, empty pages, pages that headline his name but have <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/27/tom-staub-appears-on-new-jersey-housewives/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Demands $3 Grand for Charity Event Appearance</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/26/teresa-giudice-demands-3-grand-for-charity-event-appearance/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Classless? Tasteless?  Add shameless when it comes to your repertoire of adjectives when describing Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.   from the ny post Reps for broke &#8220;Real Housewife&#8221; Teresa Giudice are said to have demanded $3,000 for her to appear at a charity event for abused women. A manager for <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/26/teresa-giudice-demands-3-grand-for-charity-event-appearance/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Giudice Auction: Looking for Faux Marble?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/24/giudice-auction-looking-for-faux-marble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 15:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Update: This auction is so popular that now you can bid for this tacky junk over the internet.   As reported  earlier , destitution whore Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey will have the contents of her house auctioned off August 22. Auction Details Bold, brazen, arrogant Teresa had this to say <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/24/giudice-auction-looking-for-faux-marble/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub and Lori Michaels Real Close?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/20/danielle-staub-and-lori-michaels-real-close/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Neither Lori Michaels nor Danielle Staub ever answer the question. Here&#8217;s a video interview Lori gave to a lesbian website. Thanks for the link, Reader! Danielle Staub Sings Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Jacqueline Laurita: Two Wrongs Make a Right</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/20/jacqueline-laurita-two-wrongs-make-a-right/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 17:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, while browsing through twitter, I noticed Jacqueline Laurita was tweeting quite a bit about arch-nemesis Danielle Staub. This is not unusual, especially prior to a new episode airing.&#160; The Manzo clan always tries to get their side of the story out there before the episode airs, especially when they know they will look bad.&#160; <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/20/jacqueline-laurita-two-wrongs-make-a-right/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Past : Daniel Aguilar Demanding $100K</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/19/danielle-staubs-past-daniel-aguilar-demanding-100k/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 22:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  This was so predictable. Of course the criminals in Beverly Merrill&#8217;s past would reappear. With so much to hide, why do a reality show? Do you think she named herself Danielle in honor of him?  from radaronline: Danielle Staub’s past has come back to haunt her and now the police are involved. Danny Aguilar, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/19/danielle-staubs-past-daniel-aguilar-demanding-100k/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Ex&#8217;s Working Together</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/17/danielle-staubs-exs-working-together/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 14:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier in the week, it was reported that Steve Zalewski had filed a defamation lawsuit against Danielle Staub Steve Zalewski Suing Danielle Well, seems Steve has been working with Kevin Maher, her first husband and the subject of the book &#8220;Cop Without a Badge&#8221;. Excerpts From Cop Without a Badge The link to this information <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/17/danielle-staubs-exs-working-together/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>What Did Danielle Staub Have Done to Her Face?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OMG! Too much Botox? Weight loss?  This is a photo of her from last week   from Star Magazine She might be a Housewife, but there doesn&#8217;t seem to be too much that&#8217;s real on Danielle Staub&#8217;s face! On July 6, the 47-year-old debuted a newly tweaked version of herself at the premiere of The Sorcerer&#8217;s <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/16/what-did-danielle-staub-have-done-to-her-face/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Being Sued by Steve Zalewski</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If this story feels like deja vu,it is. Steve Zalewski, Danielle Staub&#8217;s boyfriend from Season 1 of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, is suing her again, this time for defamation of character and harassment. According to RadarOnline, Zalewski filed suit in Morris County Superior Court Thursday. The trouble stems from the episode entitled &#34;Play <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/16/danielle-staub-being-sued-by-steve-zalewski/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice: Show and Tell in Bankruptcy Court</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:56:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it seems the drama never stops for Teresa Giudice. This article is from today&#8217;s Wall Street Journal. Teresa Giudice has a new adversary, and its not any of her fellow “Real Housewives of New Jersey.” Court papers show that the Bravo reality TV star and her husband, who filed for bankruptcy protection last fall, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/15/teresa-giudice-show-and-tell-in-bankruptcy-court/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Real Estate: Danielle Staub</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As noted several weeks ago, Danielle Staub , the &#8220;villan&#8221; on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, has moved out of her Wayne, New Jersey home in a court ordered sale. She and her girls live at The Watermark on Hudson, a luxury condo development. The MLS Listing: 8 Shadow Ridge Run,   Photo: &#60;&#60;  <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/15/real-housewives-real-estate-danielle-stuab/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: :&#8221;Bubbies&#8221; Lip Gloss and Jewelry Whores</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From June 10, 2009 &#160; Teresa Giudice is hilarious (until next week).&#160;&#160; We don’t know how much she knows about how Juicy Joe got rich, in a Carmela Soprano “see but don’t see” kind of way, she can certainly spend without conscience.&#160; She heard the economy’s going bad, so she pays cash. Showing $120,000 in <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/14/new-jersey-housewives-lip-gloss-jewelry-whores-and-beach-houses/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Andy Cohen Should Be in Jail</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least, according to Linda Stasi at the New York Post. When the Post, a local tabloid-style newspaper, says you&#8217;ve gone too far&#8230;&#8230;. Tareq and Michaele Salahi with Vice President Joe Biden Maybe they should just re name &#8220;The Real House wives&#8221; &#8220;The Real Grifters and Felons of Bravo TV.&#8221; First, the tawdry Salahis&#8217; breach <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/14/andy-cohen-should-be-in-jail/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Bringing the Cray-Cray</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 00:03:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Damn these women for performing like idiots for the cameras. The Short Version: Teresa Giudice is an illiterate fool. What did she plan to do once she caught Danielle?  She and Juicy Joe have filed for bankruptcy, so how did Danielle lie?  Everyone in Patterson should be mortified. Jacqueline Laurita is a passive-aggressive two-faced fool.  <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/13/new-jersey-housewives-bringing-the-cray-cray/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ashley Holmes Not Taking Parental Advice</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 14:26:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ashley Homes, Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s daughter on the New Jersey Housewives, has to learn everything the hard way.  This preview for tonight&#8217;s episode was filmed in November.  Yet Ashley is still saying things, mostly on Twitter, to provoke the situation with Danielle Staub. Chris Laurita is right, Danielle is Ashley&#8217;s life.  Not all her fault, however, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/12/ashley-holmes-not-taking-parental-advice/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Another Nut Heard From, But No Tweetmaxine</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  ashley holmes, photoshopped much?   ashleyholmes i am CONVINCED that who ever writes the blog &#8216;absurd to sublime&#8217;? is certifiable hahaha that and an idiot&#8230; wow.. get a life This is the message that greeted me first thing this morning before coffee.  Think this spawn of Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s of the New Jersey Housewives is <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/11/another-nut-heard-from-but-no-tweetmaxine/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Spin Control</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 17:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a two week hiatus, The Real Housewives of New Jersey will air on Monday, July 12. We will be treated to an out of control Ashley Holmes pulling the extensions out of Danielle Staub&#8217;s hair, various bodyguards shoving people around, police action, and  excuses, excuses, excuses.  Ashley, the daughter of Jacqueline Laurita, saw the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/10/new-jersey-housewives-spin-control/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dina Manzo Tells Her Side of the Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 16:03:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Harvey/Getty; Weiss for News &#160; Dina Manzo of the New Jersey Housewives tells this story, making it no longer rumor, as&#160; reported in the past. No Lexi? But she continues to counter the rumor that she and Tommy Manzo are no longer together The Dina and Tommy Rumor Won&#8217;t Go Away One thing we <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/07/dina-manzo-tells-her-side-of-the-story/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Juicy Joe Giudice Accused of Forgery</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 13:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the NY Post: The hubby of &#8220;Real Housewives of New Jersey star  Teresa Giudice forged a former business partner&#8217;s signature on a mortgage document in order to take out another loan and pocket $1 million, court papers charge. What Joe Giudice did with the 2007 windfall is anyone&#8217;s guess. The couple declared bankruptcy in <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/04/juicy-joe-giudice-accused-of-forgery/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub: Nothing Without Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 13:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s true, the Real Housewives of New Jersey would absolutely be nothing if there were no &#8220;arch-villain&#8221; Danielle Staub for  Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline Manzo to talk about.  Excerpt from  Palm Beach Pulse New Jersey doesn’t disappoint when it comes to drama-filled confrontations. Last season it was Teresa Giudice’s table flip, this season <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/02/danielle-staub-nothing-without-me/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Cliffhanger, Bravo in Heaven</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[teresa giudice Here&#8217;s the problem:  Bravo TV, in it&#8217;s excitement over the Season 1 ratings for the Real Housewives of New Jersey, started production of Season 2 before they had a chance to flesh out the storylines.  Think about it, all the vegetation at the beginning of season 2 was still green, they started filming <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/30/new-jersey-housewives-cliffhanger-bravo-in-heaven/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo&#8217;s Business Venture</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Caroline Manzo did not mention the business she has with Hala Kerik on the last episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey  This post is from July, 2009. Caroline Manzo, the ultimate “housewife,” is in a business venture with Hala Kerik, the wife of disgraced NYPD Commissioner Bernard Kerik.  They appeared briefly on the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/29/caroline-manzos-business-venture/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Sex Tape: Look If You Dare</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take no prisoners blogger Perez Hilton obtained this from Hustler : http://unratedperez.com/2010-06-23-first-look-at-real-housewives-of-new-jerseys-danielle-staub-getting-truly-nasty Related PostsWill Teresa Giudice Be the Sole Survivor on Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 5?]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Elvira Grau Broke As Broke-Ass</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just In: Reality Tea reports Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s husband, Chris, filed for bankruptcy protection in September 2009 for his company Signature Apparel Group LLC. There is a hearing scheduled this week. Well, well well. It seems Elvira Grau, the &#8220;Event Planner&#8221; for broke-ass Teresa Giudice on the last episode of the New Jersey Housewives is as <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/23/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-broke-as-broke-ass/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Another Player in the &quot;Hate Danielle Staub &quot; Game</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; GreggyBennett Exclusive: Danielle Staub is at Cafeteria on 17th and 7th. Go spit in her mac n cheese. Who in hell is Greg Bennett?&#160; He&#8217;s a friend of the Manzo offspring, Lauren, Chris and Albie, and Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s spawn, Ashley Holmes.In the rampantly&#160; psychotic obsession with Danielle Staub, here&#8217;s another player.&#160; Honestly, the Manzo&#8217;s <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/22/another-player-in-the-hate-danielle-staub-game/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Sings</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This reminds me of Kim Zolciak of the Atlanta Housewives and her involvement with DJ Tracy Young&#8230;..for the publicity. Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey ,however, can carry a tune, unlike any of the other singing housewives: Jo de la Rosa , Kim Zolciak, LuAnn De Lesseps and Gretchen Rossi . No <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/22/danielle-staub-sings/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Being Albie Manzo</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 12:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, we learned Seton Hall University Law School had asked Albie Manzo, a Fordham University graduate, to leave.  His GPA was not up to par, and he appealed the decision.  What a fish out of water feeling that must be, when you were the &#8220;shining star&#8221; in <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/22/being-albie-manzo/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Chris and Dina Manzo: Danielle is Stalking?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 22:35:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an earlier post, I wrote about Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s daughter accusing Danielle Staub of stalking. Ashley Holmes, Danielle Staub Now, Chris Manzo and Dina Manzo are making the same accusations Of course, it may all be a Manzo family twitter tease.  Like Caroline publishing her phone number yesterday, then saying oops! @GreggyBennett she&#8217;s insane..my mom <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/20/chris-and-dina-manzo-danielle-is-stalking-us/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ashley Holmes,Danielle Staub Equally Dangerous</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 13:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like Danielle Staub, it is virtually impossible to believe anything Ashley Holmes says.  The daughter of New Jersey Housewives star Jacqueline Laurita has been at war with co-star Danielle Staub since October, when Ashley pulled the extensions out of Danielle’s hair during a taping of Season 2.  Danielle pressed charges, Ashley was found guilty and <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/20/ashley-holmesdanielle-staub-equally-dangerous/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Chris and Albie Manzo Looking For Love?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 12:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[tags: Patti Stanger Caroline Manzo Real Housewives of New Jersey UPDATE 6/21:  According to the previews, Albie Manzo was asked to leave law school. Looking to extend that 15 minutes!  Like any woman in her right mind could put up with 1950’s throwback Caroline Manzo for a mother-in-law! Albert Manzo, Caroline Manzo, Lauren Manzo, Chris <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/20/chris-and-albie-manzo-looking-for-love/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Good Article About Dina Manzo and Project Ladybug</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 10:55:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; Dina Manzo, wearing her red hair piece extensions Read it here Saying Goodbye to Dina Manzo Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s Daughter: Thug or Manzo Family Mouthpiece?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 15:32:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[danielle staub                                   ashley holmes On her Facebook page yesterday, Ashley Holmes, daughter of Jacqueline Laurita of the New Jersey Housewives wrote: Ashley Holmes BAHAHAHA!! danielle called TMZ on herself !!&#8230; i&#8217;m dying of laughter right now&#8230; how pathetic is she? hahaha&#8230; wow what&#8217;s next? &#8230; In the last episode, we learn that Ashley had a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/13/jacqueline-lauritas-daughter-thug-or-manzo-family-mouthpiece/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Saying Goodbye to Dina Manzo</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 17:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  According to many sources, Dina Manzo is leaving the New Jersey Housewives.  Danielle Staub accusing her of signing the original  Bravo contract without consent from her ex-husband is the true reason she is leaving. Dina does not want to risk losing custody of her daughter Lexi by remaining on the show. The Real Story <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/12/saying-goodbye-to-dina-manzo/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub: Dazed and Confusing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 14:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Confusing because I can never decipher fact from fiction when Danielle Staub of the New Jersey Housewives speaks. I still can’t figure out if this is the tape Steve Zalewski  her boyfriend from last season, tried to release or not.  Danielle Staub, 47, just spoke to HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY about her sex tape scandal! The mother <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/12/danielle-staub-dazed-and-confusing/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jacqueline Laurita Wants Danielle Staub to Leave the Show</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/09/jacqueline-laurita-wants-danielle-staub-to-leave-the-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 10:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Without Danielle Staub, the New Jersey Housewives would be no more than Jacqueline’s daughter , Ashley Holmes, doing stupid things and Caroline Manzo behaving like Tony Soprano. And what would these women talk about? Jacqueline &#8212; who used to be close with Staub &#8212; tells us she&#8217;s &#8220;not surprised at all&#8221; that Hustler Inc. claims <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/09/jacqueline-laurita-wants-danielle-staub-to-leave-the-show/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Latest Sex Tape Scandal</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/08/danielle-staubs-latest-sex-tape-scandal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 10:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to TMZ, these are not the tapes Steve Zalewski , her season 1 boyfriend was trying to sell. These tapes are newer. Hustler Inc. tells us it is all set to distribute a 75 minute tape, featuring Jersey&#8217;s most hated Housewife &#8212; and mother of two &#8212; in a naked romp with a mystery <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/08/danielle-staubs-latest-sex-tape-scandal/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Joe and Teresa&#8217;s Bankruptcy Court Documents</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joe’s true name is Giuseppe Giudice Giudice Court Documents Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice About Bethenny Frankel</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 13:50:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[6/7/2010 Update: Bethenny Frankel net worth $15 million        Teresa Giudice net worth minus $11 million KARMA is a bitch! Isn’t it fascinating the way women who sleep with men  (Joe Giudice, Bobby Zarin) for money so vicously criticize self-made women like Bethenny Frankel? Teresa Giudice gave this interview to People.com recently. The interview is not <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/05/teresa-giudice-about-bethenny-frankel/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Reacts to Giudice Foreclosure</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 12:08:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Danielle Staub, our favorite psychopath on the New Jersey Housewives, is having a wonderful day upon reading about the Teresa Giudice foreclosure: She tweeted to one of her followers: you made my day helped expose the truth behind one castmate and her Real-ty Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa and Joe Giudice In Foreclosure</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 11:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year, the story of the foreclosure on the house  Teresa Giudice and family of the New Jersey Housewives  previously occupied  was posted here. Juicy Joe and Teresa Here’s the latest story on their true finances. She has a gaudy new mansion, pricey breast implants and spends thousands of dollars on shopping sprees for her <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/05/teresa-and-joe-giudice-in-foreclosure/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Spoiler: The Benefit at the Brownstone</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[from Zap2it Chris Stilianessis has learned a lot about Danielle Staub from watching &#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; this season. Viewers will remember Stilianessis as the father who invited Danielle to a benefit for his baby daughter, who was fighting a rare cancer. As the previews for Monday&#8217;s (May 31) episode show, Danielle creates <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/31/new-jersey-housewives-spoiler-the-benefit-at-the-brownstone/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: Calling All Ex&#8217;s!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 18:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ex- husbands, ex-wives, ex- others, we’d like to hear from you.  The Real Housewives Franchise has spawned a plethora of back stories and side stories that are more fascinating than the shows. Of special interest: The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Thomas Staub, ex husband of Danielle Staub. Tom, with his father Gerald, own a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/30/real-housewives-calling-all-exs/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>TWOP Orange County Thread Closed &#8220;Til Next Season</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[from Strega: Closed till next season. As the pinned post says, the topic here is the show. Notice it does not say &#34;the topic is the show, and also anything anyone says on Facebook and Twitter and other sites.&#34; Related Links: New York Thread Closed&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; TWOP on Lockdown Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Another Denial From Kevin Maher</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/26/another-denial-from-kevin-maher/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 22:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Kevin Maher says that he&#8217;s been accused by ex-wife Danielle Staub (Real Housewives of New Jersey) of &#8220;horrific&#8221; crimes: rape, assault, even killing her dog. Maher &#8212; whose own book Cop Without a Badge alleged involvement by Staub in kidnapping and drug use &#8212; spoke exclusively to Us Magazine.com to refute his ex-wife&#8217;s many <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/26/another-denial-from-kevin-maher/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danny Provenzano: Where&#8217;s Jimmy Hoffa?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/26/danny-provenzano-wheres-jimmy-hoffa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 22:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Seriously?   seriously. Danny Provenzano may be looking for another acting career by joining the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Turns out this guy, Danielle Staub’s new bodyguard, is a made man, nephew of Anthony &#8221;Tony Pro&#8221; Provenzano, a legendary member of the Genovese crime family and long regarded as the chief suspect in the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/26/danny-provenzano-wheres-jimmy-hoffa/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Gets Luca Brazi</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/25/danielle-staub-gets-luca-brazi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 21:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And look what happened to him! On last night’s episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, our lovely heroine Danielle Staub is asked to make a presentation of a check for a child with cancer. The presentation is to take place at the Brownstone dungeon.  Danielle calls her friend, ex-con Danny, to act as <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/25/danielle-staub-gets-luca-brazi/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice and her Cookbook: Danielle Who?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/23/teresa-giudice-and-her-cookbook-danielle-who/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 20:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 5/31 Update:  On the New York Times Bestseller List The reviews of Teresa Giudice ‘s Cookbook “Skinny Italian” are very good. And no, there are no Jill Zarin type  planted comments on the Amazon website. The recipes sound delicious, in an old school Sicilian tradition. The book also  contains charming anecdotes and pictures, including input from <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/23/teresa-giudice-and-her-cookbook-danielle-who/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Dina and Tommy Manzo Rumor Won&#8217;t Go Away</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/17/the-dina-and-tommy-manzo-rumor-wont-go-away/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 21:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Updated from 5/17 This has been mentioned in the blogosphere several times over the past year. Until someone from the Manzo camp says otherwise, I still call it a rumor, though it makes sense. dina manzo Women gossip. And, we all know how it goes — sometimes there’s truth behind that rumor, sometimes it’s just <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/17/the-dina-and-tommy-manzo-rumor-wont-go-away/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub and the Truth?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/16/danielle-staub-and-the-truth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 19:14:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kevin Maher, Danielle Staub’s aka Beverly Merrill’s first husband has been talking again. He is the inspiration for the book “Cop Without a Badge”, in which he exposes her criminal past. His credibility, however, is as questionable as hers. &#8220;Because she was on this thing to find out who her biological mother was. About a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/16/danielle-staub-and-the-truth/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>No One Brings Crazy Like Danielle Staub</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/15/no-one-brings-crazy-like-danielle-staub/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 00:19:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The rantings of a madwoman. Browsing through the Bravo TV Message Boards, I stumbled upon the ravings of someone obviously drunk and angry. As I read, I realized it’s Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Using the screen name Jentilpet, her stream-of-thought writing pattern is confusing at best, incomprehensible at worst. Here’s <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/15/no-one-brings-crazy-like-danielle-staub/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Way to Go, Juicy Joe!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/13/way-to-go-juicy-joe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 10:46:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  episode 3 sneak peek No words  for Joe and his negative parenting.  Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: No Lexi?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/05/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-no-lexi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 21:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Find more videos like this on Working Mother&#8217;s Social Network &#124; MyWorkButterfly It’s difficult to get a complete story on this. Dina Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey has decided to exclude her daughter Lexi from the show. Here’s a quote from the New Jersey Times Ledger: Of the five housewives, Dina Manzo <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/05/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-no-lexi/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo&#8217;s Live Ustream: No Jill Zarin</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/04/bravos-live-ustream-no-jill-zarin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 20:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[tags: the brownstone andy cohen caroline manzo, albert manzo, jill zarin, the real housewives of new jersey, the real housewives of new york&#160; &#160; The comments on ustream moved so fast it was hard to keep up , but I did not see Jill Zarin at the premiere party at the Manzo’s Brownstone last night. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/04/bravos-live-ustream-no-jill-zarin/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Bravo Blog</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/04/danielle-staubs-bravo-blog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 10:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[tags: Danielle Staub, Ashley Holmes, Teresa Giudice, Caroline Manzo, Dina Manzo, The Real Housewives of New Jersey  Why did I copy most of it? The last time I didn’t copy an incendiary blog post, Slade Smiley’s, Bravo reviewed it and removed it. Here’s Danielle, in her own words. Teresa, Teresa, Teresa &#8230; Seriously? A Jewish <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/04/danielle-staubs-bravo-blog/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives and the Second Season Syndrome</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/03/new-jersey-housewives-and-the-second-season-syndrome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 23:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Ashley Holmes Ashley Holmes and Danielle Staub Manzo Family Mouthpiece? Danielle Files Complaint Against Ashley Bitch, Don&#8217;t Touch My Weave We’ve seen it before. After the first season of Real Housewives, the celebrity goes to their heads, they think they are more important than they are, and bam! Second Season Syndrome. Who’s suffered ( <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/03/new-jersey-housewives-and-the-second-season-syndrome/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub a No-Show on Weekend Today</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/02/danielle-staub-a-no-show-on-weekend-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 14:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Will this be the scenario for the entire season of the Real Housewives of New Jersey?  Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline Manzo representing, and Danielle Staub a no-show for group publicity events?   Dina Manzo is on a plane returning from the Kentucky Derby. Caroline “big-balls” Manzo , when asked by Jenna Wolf why <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/02/danielle-staub-a-no-show-on-weekend-today/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives on Leno</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/28/new-jersey-housewives-on-leno/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 10:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Mama-dog Caroline Manzo in the number one spot, of course. More later. ( Real job calling) Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Flattering&#8221; Photo of Train Wreck Teresa Giudice</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 23:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Danielle Staub and the Naked Truth</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/05/danielle-staub-and-the-naked-truth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 12:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this brief interview, Danielle speaks once again about what made Caroline Manzo so angry at the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion last year. Related Articles:     Four Against One in New Jersey    New Jersey Premieres May 3   Bitch, Don&#8217;t Touch My Weave! Technorati Tags: danielle staub,dina manzo,caroline manzo Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>April Fools Day with The Manzos</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:12:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Experience is the best teacher. Having been caught in an internet hoax last year on April Fool’s Day, I knew Albie Manzo was playing us. AlbieManzo Just found out we&#8217;re selling the brownstone&#8230;.in complete shock 23 minutes ago via Twittelator I responded immediately: absurdtosublime @AlbieManzo april fool? 15 minutes ago BravoAndy RT @AlbieManzo: Just found <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/01/april-fools-day-with-the-manzos/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: The Underdog</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/30/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-the-underdog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 22:36:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here goes my love/hate relationship with the Manzos of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Danielle Staub needs a Jill Zarin, someone to defend the underdog. Don’t get me wrong, I like the realness of Caroline and Dina Manzo and even the awkwardness of Jacqueline Laurita. But the new season seems to be all about <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/30/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-the-underdog/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>No Condolences From Castmates</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/29/no-condolences-from-castmates/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 19:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Danielle twittered about her loss last week from people.com In a testament to the icy relations between cast members of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, none of Danielle Staub’s costars have reached out to her to offer condolences on the passing of her mother, Ruth Merrill. Merrill died on March 21 after having a stroke <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/29/no-condolences-from-castmates/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives Dine with Kevin Maher and Charles Kipp</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/28/new-jersey-housewives-dine-with-kevin-maher-and-charles-kipp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 20:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tardy to this party! From Realitytea: The Real Housewives of New Jersey have yet to call a truce with their co-star Danielle Staub. The New Jersey Star-Ledger is reporting that some of the New Jersey housewives including Teresa Guidice and Jacqueline Laurita (photographed above) decided to have dinner with Danielle’s ex husband Kevin Maher, who <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/28/new-jersey-housewives-dine-with-kevin-maher-and-charles-kipp/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Loses Her Mother</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/26/danielle-staub-loses-her-mother/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 11:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Danielle just twittered this: This week I lost my precious Mom as she passed and is now in heaven with my brothers. Yesterday was the funeral. I wanted to grieve privately before I let you all know. Every Blessing Mommy rest in peace. Sorry for your loss, Danielle Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Season 2 Premieres in May</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/25/new-jersey-season-2-premieres-in-may/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 22:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from page six This May, Bravo&#8217;s most addictive entry in their &#8220;Housewives&#8221; franchise is coming back for a brand new season &#8212; and while a lot has changed (their hair, their nails, their bellies) the important stuff has stayed the same. Danielle is still a grade A-bitch that the Manzo sisters are intent on taking <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/25/new-jersey-season-2-premieres-in-may/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Starring Grandma Wrinkles</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/24/starring-grandma-wrinkles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:17:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Dina Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey posted this on twitter.  Her daughter Lexie with the two cats&#8230;&#8230;.what’s not to love? All my babies&#8230;love when they all hang out together. Too cute &#124; TweetPhoto Technorati Tags: dina manzo,the real housewives of new jersey Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Never a Truce in New Jersey</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/20/never-a-truce-in-new-jersey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 16:04:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Danielle Staub is at war with every other cast member of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.  She is particularly incensed with Jacqueline Laurita’s wild teenage daughter Ashley Holmes since the weave pulling incident,caught on tape during filming, late last year. Well, Danielle’s been talking, apparently to Jackie’s ex. She left this teaser on twitter. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/20/never-a-truce-in-new-jersey/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Luann De Lesseps and Teresa Giudice on &#8220;Millionaire&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/23/luann-de-lesseps-and-teresa-giudice-on-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; &#160; Luann Countess De Lesseps (her post-divorce title) of The Real Housewives of New York looked stunning, as always. She was gracious to Meredith Viera and the contestant. The questions were easy,&#160;&#160; Danielle Staub read a question about her 19 times engaged, which of course the contestant got. The next question was about a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/23/luann-de-lesseps-and-teresa-giudice-on-millionaire/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo Pops on &#8220;Millionaire&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/22/caroline-manzo-pops-on-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The matriarch of the Manzo’s of New Jersey, and the central character on the Real Housewives of New Jersey , Caroline Manzo made a stunning appearance on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” earlier today. The woman she was assisting, Nina, made $50,000. Andy Cohen mugged for the camera as a Lifeline, and Sheree Whitfield <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/22/caroline-manzo-pops-on-millionaire/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;Real Housewives&#8217; Stars Appear on &#8216;Who Wants to Be a Millionaire&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/18/real-housewives-stars-appear-on-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The stars of The Real Housewives franchise are briefly leaving their gated communities for a chance to compete for the big million-dollar payout. Next week, from Monday, February 22 to Friday, February 26, some of Bravo&#8217;s controversial housewives will be participating on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, the TV quiz show hosted by Meredith <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/18/real-housewives-stars-appear-on-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice is Obsessed with Danielle Staub</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Watch What Happens Live: First, it  was great to see original diva Jackie Collins.  At 69, she looks fantastic. Teresa Giudice , on the other hand, was a disappointment. She wouldn’t let Andy Cohen ask her about the night Joe wrecked his car, and what Ramona Singer said about Joe and Tamra Barney. Too <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/12/teresa-giudice-is-obsessed-with-danielle-staub/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bitch, Don&#8217;t Ever Touch My Weave!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 23:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So says Danielle Staub to Ashley Holmes, daughter of Jacqueline Laurita, co-star on The Real Housewives of New Jersey    19-year-old Ashley Holmes has been found guilty of assault in the November attack. After a verbal confrontation at the Hamburg Turnpike Country Club last November, Holmes attacked Staub and managed to yank out Danielle’s weave  hair! <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/02/bitch-dont-ever-touch-my-weave/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Lynne Curtin Flunked Out of the Caroline Manzo School of Parenting</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/31/lynne-curtin-flunked-out-of-the-caroline-manzo-school-of-parenting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Actually, it&#8217;s oxymoronic to compare Lynne Curtin to Caroline Manzo, since all they have in common is age.   Common sense ain’t common, and it’s on a respirator in the Curtin household. I never write about “Real Kids” under 18, which is why you see no mention of them on my websites. But the powers the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/31/lynne-curtin-flunked-out-of-the-caroline-manzo-school-of-parenting/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ramona Singer is Pedaling Backwards</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/17/ramona-singer-is-pedaling-backwards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 19:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ On the &#8220;Ramonacoaster&#8221; Statement 20 minutes ago from Ramona Singer’s Facebook Page Ramona Singer To set the record straight Tamra from rhooc had dinner with Teresa&#8217;s husband from rhonj and Teresa was there plus other friends Well Ramona, why did you insist on saying Tamra and Joe were together that night when he received the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/17/ramona-singer-is-pedaling-backwards/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Giudice and Tamra Barney? According to Ramona</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/15/joe-giudice-and-tamra-barney/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Ramona Singer of the Real Housewives of New York City, Joe Giudice , husband of table-flipping Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey had dinner with Tamra Barney  of the Real Housewives of Orange County last night and had some sort of an accident! This is what Ramona posted on Facebook <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/15/joe-giudice-and-tamra-barney/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Joe Giudice and Tamra Barney? Joe&#8217;s DUI</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 20:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Ramona Singer of the Real Housewives of New York City, Joe Giudice , husband of table-flipping Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey had dinner with Tamra Barney  of the Real Housewives of Orange County last night and had some sort of an accident! This is what Ramona posted on Facebook <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/14/joe-giudice-and-tamra-barney-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Ex Has Re-Married</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 22:35:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Tom Staub, the ex-husband of Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, has married Colleen Fairman.  Hope Colleen is ready for the drama Danielle is sure to bring! Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Season 2 Will Rock</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 15:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[TMZ baits and reaches to find a story&#8230;.so we have Danielle Staub and Jon Gosselin leaving a night club at the same time.   TLC &#38; Bravo&#8217;s finest met up at Tenjune Tuesday night, where America&#8217;s favorite so-called &#8220;prostitution whore&#8221; confirmed she was &#8220;dancing&#8221; and &#8220;socializing&#8221; with Jon inside. Per TLC&#8217;s injunction, Gosselin wasn&#8217;t talkin&#8217; <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/01/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-season-2-will-rock/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Whose Hand is This?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One hint:  A child of one of the Real Housewives.  Under 18 (ok, that’s two hints) New Year’s Eve nails. Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives Hosting New Years’ Bashes</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/27/real-housewives-hosting-new-years%e2%80%99-bashes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 18:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Danielle Staub                                 Kelly Bensimon  Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey   and Kelly Bensimon of the Real Housewives of New York will be hosting two separate Joonbug produced events in New York City.     New Years Eve spent at the China Club or Guastavinos in New York will be stepped up a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/27/real-housewives-hosting-new-years%e2%80%99-bashes/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Television Without Pity on Lockdown</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Real Housewives of Orange County Message Board Shutdown. Everyone knew when Bravo TV bought the popular message board Television Without Pity, better known as TWOP, no good would come of it. On December 22, 2009, the powers that be shut down the Real Housewives of Orange County message board. So much for television without pity. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/27/television-without-pity-on-lockdown-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Files Complaint Against Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s Daughter</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m tardy to this party, but apparently, while on their way to a MENSA meeting: Housewife Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey &#8212; has filed an assault complaint against the daughter of  Jacqueline Laurita for pulling out her hair-extensions during an altercation&#8230;&#8230;.with camera crews on hand. Ashley Holmes, 19, allegedly yanked on <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/15/danielle-staub-files-complaint-against-jacqueline-lauritas-daughter/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Table Flip Seen &#8216;Round the World</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[People Magazine released it’s Top Ten Reality Moments, and Teresa Giudice of the Real Housewives of New Jersey and her table flip was ranked number one. Not to mention her coining the phrase “Prostitution Whore”  in reference to co-star Danielle Staub&#8217;s past. Other Real Housewives Reality Moments include Sheree Whitfield&#8217;s wig-pulling session with Kim Zolciak <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/14/the-table-flip-seen-round-the-world/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Real-Looking People</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/06/real-housewives-of-real-looking-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 12:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita, Dina Manzo, Caroline Manzo Dina Manzo of the Real Housewives of New Jersey posted this pic, humorously naming it “Prostitution Whores’ Only 4 episodes into the Real Housewives of Orange County, and already I want to see real –looking women&#8230;.. not botoxed, bleached, lifted and implanted into caricatures. Just Sayin’ del.icio.us <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/06/real-housewives-of-real-looking-people/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>No Party Crashing in New Jersey</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/03/no-party-crashing-in-new-jersey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Credit: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images The Real Housewives of New Jersey  may flip tables, they would never do what the White House crashers did last Tuesday. When USmagazine.com asked the Bravo stars what they thought of Michaele and Tareq Salahi &#8212; the fame-seeking couple who successfully made their way past security at a White House <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/03/no-party-crashing-in-new-jersey/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice Wins Odorous Award</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/27/teresa-giudice-wins-odorous-award/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[2009 Stinky Diaper Awards This year, our smelly trophies go to Octomom Nadya Suleman, Jon &#38; Kate Gosselin, Bristol Palin, and more parentally challenged moms and dads By Carole Braden, Parenting Teresa Giudice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Momster of the Year Giudice earned her award effortlessly: Her spoiling and public flaunting of <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/27/teresa-giudice-wins-odorous-award/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives on Millionaire</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/14/real-housewives-on-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Who Wants to Be A Millionaire filmed&#160; a segment Thursday with several of the Real Housewives from various franchises. Here’s Kelly&#160;Bensimon&#160; and Jill Zarin of The Real Housewives of New York with Kandi Burruss of the Atlanta Housewives &#160; Caroline Manzo tweeted: Millionaire was awesome have 2 wait till feb 2 see how I did!!!! <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/14/real-housewives-on-millionaire/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel: Wrapped and Unwrapped</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/01/bethenny-frankel-wrapped-and-unwrapped/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 10:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Credit: Courtesy of PETA Bethenny Frankel is continuing to address the “hateration” that came to the surface after her nude PETA ad appeared in Times Square. The moment the story broke, New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice began posting comments on Twitter, and Bethenny’s  ex-BFF Jill Zarin made some obscure but mean-spirited comment about the number of <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/01/bethenny-frankel-wrapped-and-unwrapped/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa and Joe Giudice Facing Foreclosure</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/22/teresa-and-joe-giudice-facing-foreclosure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This has been an internet rumor for several months. Teresa Giudice&#160;has gotten herself in some financial hot water, and it looks like the New Jersey born and raised housewife could soon be losing her dream home. See Mortgage Foreclosure Papers DLJ Mortgage Capital Inc have filed papers with the Superior Court of New Jersey to <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/22/teresa-and-joe-giudice-facing-foreclosure/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jersey Girls Returning for Season 2</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/07/jersey-girls-returning-for-season-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[DC Housewives in Production   The Real Housewives of New Jersey:  Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita Dina Manzo Danielle Staub, Caroline Manzo NEW YORK – October 6, 2009 – Today, Bravo announced series pickups for &#8220;The Real Housewives of D.C.&#8221; and a second season of &#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey,&#8221; both set to premiere in <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/07/jersey-girls-returning-for-season-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Daughter Signs with IMG Models</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/08/danielle-staubs-daughter-signs-with-img-models/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Reality to Runway A Real Housewife of New Jersey&#8217;s daughter, Christine Staub, signs with IMG Models from fashion week daily news: (NEW YORK) The Real Housewives of New Jersey is a war of many battles, and in a rivalry between Danielle Staub and Teresa Giudice, one big battle has been clearly won by Staub. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/08/danielle-staubs-daughter-signs-with-img-models/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny: Want Sheree To Get &#8220;Pookie&#8217;n Them?&#8221;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Catfight &#8211; The Real Housewives of New Jersey vs. Real Housewives, New York Its an all out catfight for the women of the dueling reality TV series The New Jersey Housewives and their rivals The New York Housewives, according to a report from Life &#38; Style Weekly.  A report from the magazine notes, &#8220;Filming is <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/02/bethenny-want-sheree-to-get-pookien-them/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Skeletons in the Closet</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ABSURDTOSUBLIME.NET New Updated Blog round 2: leave the gun, bring the cannoli When it comes to trouble, The Real Housewives of Atlanta ain’t got nothin’ on the The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221;. Check it out: JACQUELINE LAURITA, 38, Franklin Lakes ,Confesses on the show&#8217;s Web site to once having been arrested for fighting. TERESA <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/13/new-jersey-housewives-skeletons-in-the-closet-3/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>What Tommy the Makeup Artist Said to Teresa</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: teresa giudice,danielle staub,tommy the makeup artist Danielle’s makeup artist and friend, Tommy, said to Teresa that she sounded stupid on TV.  Not news, but not appropriate, either. Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives &#8220;Lost Footage&#8221; Should&#8217;ve Remained Lost</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 21:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an attempt to wring every last drop of blood from their highest rated show ever, Bravo gives us the New Jersey Housewives “Lost Footage”. We are treated to stage mom Teresa and her diva daughter Gia, who is hardly camera –shy. Next, we get Dina Manzo in her event-planner mode, putting together a wedding.&#160; <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/10/new-jersey-housewives-lost-footage-shouldve-remained-lost/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: &quot;The Lost Footage&quot; Tonight</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Will the&#160; secret come out? Tonight, Bravo will be bringing back all five women, Danielle Staub, Teresa Giudice,&#160; Caroline and Dina Manzo,and Jacqueline Laurita to our TV screens for yet another drama-filled hour.&#160; Andy Cohen will dig up leftover material to host an exclusive look at the &#34;Lost Footage&#34; from the first season of The <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/09/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-the-lost-footage-tonight/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>No Love Between Bethenny and Teresa</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[if the us weekly article on bethenny: Butt seriously: a nude Bethenny Frankel will now greet tourists and New Yorkers on a giant billboard near Manhattan&#8217;s Times Square. Emblazoned with the text &#8220;Fur? I&#8217;d Rather go Naked,&#8221; the traffic-stopping ad is the latest from PETA, of which the Real Housewives of New York star is <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/03/no-love-between-bethenny-and-teresa/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub on &#8220;All My Children&#8221; Jacqueline Laurita Tells the &#8220;Secret&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 22:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Real Housewife Danielle Staub&#8217;s All My Children Scene When Danielle Staub  showed her modeling pictures to her kids in the season finale of the New Jersey Housewives  she said she was on All My Children. Turns out she was a day player in 2001: One scene, with two lines Danielle Staub On &#8220;All My <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/02/danielle-staub-on-all-my-childrenjacqueline-laurita-tells-the-secret/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The New Jersey Housewives: Drama, Drama,Drama</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/30/the-new-jersey-housewives-drama-dramadrama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 20:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All five New Jersey Housewives have signed on for a second season At the end of the Reunion Part 2, the gossipy, over-talking ladies of Franklin Lakes were speechless after Jersey&#8217;s resident matriarch Caroline Manzo ripped into ex-con Danielle Staub with an aggressive attack, replete with waterworks and very vague insinuations that left viewers wondering: <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/30/the-new-jersey-housewives-drama-dramadrama/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Andy Cohen: Danielle is a &#8220;Fascinating Character&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Andy Cohen Dishes on Real Housewives Bravo&#8217;s The Real Housewives of New Jersey wrapped up this week with an explosive two-part reunion (a “lost footage” episode will air next week) filled with shocking confessions, mysterious allegations, and an ostracized housewife. All the drama even had host Andy Cohen’s head spinning. “It was weird!” he says. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/29/andy-cohen-danielle-is-a-fascinating-character/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>What Did Danielle Staub Get in the Divorce Agreement?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/28/what-did-danielle-staub-get-in-the-divorce-agreement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  This information is unverified, some of the people who know the Manzo’s are posting information on the internet, not unlike the The Real Nuts of Orange County.  But this bit of info seems correct.       Danielle with Joe Giudice and Albie Manzo at &#8220;The Last Supper&#8221;   She was married to Staub <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/28/what-did-danielle-staub-get-in-the-divorce-agreement/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo&#8217;s Anger: Tracking Down the Clues</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/26/caroline-manzos-anger-tracking-down-the-clues/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What’s the big secret Dina Manzo won’t let Caroline talk about?  What would cause such passionate hatred of Danielle from Caroline?  It’s Dina’s issue, but she was pretty passive during this exchange, as if she is trying to shield herself from something. The internet rumor that Danielle is having or had an affair with Tommy <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/26/caroline-manzos-anger-tracking-down-the-clues/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Skeletons in the Closet</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/25/new-jersey-housewives-skeletons-in-the-closet-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[    When it comes to trouble, The Real Housewives of Atlanta ain’t got nothin’ on the The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221;. Check it out: JACQUELINE LAURITA, 38, Franklin Lakes ,Confesses on the show&#8217;s Web site to once having been arrested for fighting. TERESA GIUDICE, 36, Montville, Owes money to design firm, a fertility <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/25/new-jersey-housewives-skeletons-in-the-closet-4/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub/Beverly Merrill: Where&#8217;s Daniel Aguilar?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update May 16, 2010: He is reportedly living a quiet life in Miami UPDATE JULY 19: Daniel Aguilar Demanding 100K &#160; Can (or should) Bravo protect Danielle?&#160; What responsibility should they bear in the pursuit of ratings? After reading 1986 Indictment against Beverly Merrill and her extensive role in the kidnapping/cocaine/extortion plot orchestrated by Daniel <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/25/danielle-staubbeverly-merrill-wheres-daniel-aguilar/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Beverly Merrill&#8217;s 1986 Indictment</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here’s  a link to the 26 page indictment against Beverly Merrill, aka, Danielle Staub, in 1986 &#8220;Jersey&#8221; Girl&#8217;s Sordid Past &#8211; June 23, 2009 Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Steve is Talking</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  June 24, 2009 from star magazine: Danielle Staub&#8216;s exhibitionism could come back to haunt her, big time! The former boyfriend of The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8216;s cougar claims he has videos of her engaged in sex acts — with him and by herself — that he&#8217;s considering putting on the market! In an <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/24/now-danielle-staubs-steve-is-talking-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Steve Can&#8217;t Release Sex Tape&#8230;Yet</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 10:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ From June 24, 2009 Real Housewives&#8217; Danielle Blocks Release of Sex Tape Wednesday June 24, 2009 The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub has temporarily stopped her ex-boyfriend from releasing a sex tape of the couple. On Wednesday, a judge ordered an injunction banning the release of any sexually explicit footage featuring the reality <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/24/danielle-staubs-steve-cant-release-sex-tapeyet/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Throw Down at the Showdown Round 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 22:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Andy. I said throwdown first!  Undisclosed location? Give me a break! A nurse is there for Jacqueline Laurita, about to pop. Teresa Giudice is due in September. So much for the foreplay&#8230;.Andy Cohen starts out with the table turning dinner. I can’t read the look on Teresa’s face, as the producers show her during <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/23/new-jersey-housewives-throw-down-at-the-showdown-round-1/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dina Manzo and Bethenny Frankel Have &#8220;Words&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I seldom visit the Bravo website, but I wondered if Dina Manzo had anything to say about the finale episode: One word&#8230;mortified. ‘I may be a bitch at times&#8230;I own that. A LIAR I AM NOT. After the reunion show I will post the truth. Let me just make it clear I was NEVER trying <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/20/bethenny-frankel-get-over-yourself/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Excerpts From &#8220;Cop Without A Badge&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 16:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Kevin Maher talks about meeting Beverly Merrill aka Danielle Staub, after she was released on $10,000 bail for kidnapping and extortion. Technorati Tags: cop without a badge,danielle staub,kevin maher   Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub&#8217;s Steve is Talking</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/18/now-danielle-staubs-steve-is-talking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 22:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from star magazine: Danielle Staub&#8216;s exhibitionism could come back to haunt her, big time! The former boyfriend of The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8216;s cougar claims he has videos of her engaged in sex acts — with him and by herself — that he&#8217;s considering putting on the market! In an exclusive interview with Star, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/18/now-danielle-staubs-steve-is-talking/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Manzo&#8217;s: Thick as Thieves and Twice as Duplicitous</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 17:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dina Manzo  &#160; What’s in Dina Manzo’s past that the Manzo family is hiding?   Does it have something to do with why Dina had to move in with Caroline after her divorce?  Her ex-husband is obviously not broke. Or does it have to do with her arranged marriage to Tommy Manzo?  Caroline Manzo is obviously <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/18/the-manzos-thick-as-thieves-and-twice-as-duplicitous-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Story Behind Dina/Danielle Fight</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 21:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ by Vicki Hyman/The Star-Ledger What exactly happened between &#8220;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; co-stars Dina Manzo and Danielle Staub?  Clearly there was some bad blood between the two even before the appearance of the infamous &#8220;Cop Without a Badge&#8221; and the resulting tsunamis. But the clash is only alluded to on-camera when Dina Manzo dead-pans <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/17/the-real-story-behind-dinadanielle-fight/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Juicy Joe and Teresa: Fakin&#8217; It?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from a message board: “The Giudices really are fakin&#8217; it rich. I know them personally (though I am not friendly with them) and please don&#8217;t fall for their act. They do not have as much money as the claim to have. Not even close. They have never before this show, carried around bills like that. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/16/juicy-joe-and-teresa-fakin-it/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: Kevin Maher and Danielle Staub Still Married?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/14/real-housewives-kevin-maher-and-danielle-staub-still-married/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  The story on FoxNews  leads in with a general overview of Real Housewives scandals and mini-dramas. NeNe Leakes and her problems with whatever her husband was doing in real estate, Kelly Bensimon beating up Nick Stefanov, and Lauri Waring ‘s troubles with Josh Waring (who blames the show for his problems, according to the <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/14/real-housewives-kevin-maher-and-danielle-staub-still-married/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Thick as Thieves and Twice as Gossipy</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/06/new-jersey-housewives-thick-as-thieves-and-twice-as-gossipy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Danielle , Teresa and Jacqueline are dining. Danielle is trying to dispel some of the rumors about her. In other words, more Danielle drama. Needy is never pretty. Does “Juicy”Joe Giudice remind anyone of: Joseph R. Gannascoli, who plays Tony&#8217;s henchman Vito, enjoys the exposure but occasionally gets some guff Just sayin’ READ MORE&#8230;.. Excerpt <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/06/new-jersey-housewives-thick-as-thieves-and-twice-as-gossipy/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The New York Housewives Talk About Danielle Staub&#8217;s Past</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:39:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from people.com The The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub,  whose sordid past was dug up on the show, is getting some sympathy from her New York neighbors, including troublemaker Kelly Bensimon. Technorati Tags: danielle staub,cop without a badge,jill zarin,alex mccord,the real housewives of new jersey,luann de lesseps,kelly bensimon “Everybody deserves a second <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/04/the-new-york-housewives-talk-about-danielle-staubs-past/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub: Great Public Relations</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/02/danielle-staub-great-public-relations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: danielle staub,kevin maher,the real housewives of new jersey Danielle Staub Hypes Allegations of Drug-Riddled, Criminal Past Is Danielle Staub really a cocaine-snorting former stripper with a criminal record? We don&#8217;t know for certain. But is this Real Housewife of New Jersey a perfect pitchwoman for her reality show? No doubt about it. Interviewed <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/02/danielle-staub-great-public-relations/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub: Who Busted Her?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/01/danielle-staub-who-busted-her/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Beverly Merrill,aka Danielle Staub, stated in the last episode that “only one person knew about the book”.  The publication has been out of print for many years. Speculation: Gerald Staub, the current ex, attempting to get out of paying the divorce settlement. Bravo TV Production…what a ratings booster! Jacqueline Laurita,  in the spirit of <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/01/danielle-staub-who-busted-her/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Kevin Maher Giving Exclusive Story to “Star”</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/29/kevin-maher-giving-exclusive-story-to-%e2%80%9cstar%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 17:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  from the Gawker We tracked down Kevin Maher, the former FBI informant and ex-husband of Danielle Staub whom he called a &#8220;coke whore.&#8221; He&#8217;s under a &#8220;contract&#8221; with Star for the exclusive to his story, so couldn&#8217;t really talk. But he thinks Danielle&#8217;s life is in danger. &#8220;I&#8217;ve decided to give an exclusive to <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/29/kevin-maher-giving-exclusive-story-to-%e2%80%9cstar%e2%80%9d/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub’s Mug Shot</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/27/danielle-staub%e2%80%99s-mug-shot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 22:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The alleged mug shot of Danielle Staub from The Real Housewives of New Jersey. In the preview of next week&#8217;s episode, one of the cast members holds up a book titled Cop Without A Badge, which supposedly features all sorts of dirt on Danielle&#8217;s sordid past. In the book, she’s referred to as  Beverly Merrill. <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/27/danielle-staub%e2%80%99s-mug-shot/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Cop Without A Badge Excerpts</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 22:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Excerpt from &#8220;Cop Without A Badge&#8221; In the book, Danielle’s name is Beverly Merrill A lot of it (the kidnapping/extortion part and the GRAPHIC description of what she&#8217;s wearing . . .or not. . .when they first meet) is in the pages scanned w/ the mug shot picture link. Apparently Kevin Maher and Danielle/ <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/27/cop-without-a-badge/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of New York and New Jersey</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/25/the-real-greedy-housewives-of-new-york-and-new-jersey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 23:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ &#8220;THE Real Housewives of New York City&#8221; taught their New Jersey counterparts some lessons in &#8220;fame&#8221; recently &#8212; including how to grab as much graft as you can. Jill Zarin and Ramona Singer came to the Lia Sofia gifting suite for TV Upfronts at the London NYC hotel and got to grabbing. Zarin took a <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/25/the-real-greedy-housewives-of-new-york-and-new-jersey/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: As Thick as Thieves</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 22:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Items found while browsing the net: Anonymous said&#8230; Down to earth?!! Umm did anyone see my big fat fabulous wedding with Tommy and Dina? Well Dinas on Real Housewives now, along with her sister and 2 other obnoxious women. I know all of them and they dont have the money that they portray to <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/25/new-jersey-housewives-as-thick-as-thieves/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Arrested!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 22:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Excerpt from &#8220;Cop Without A Badge&#8221; Star Magazine has reported that at the beginning of April Danielle Staub was arrested at her Wayne, NJ mansion. Apparently, Danielle has yet to pay her divorce lawyers because her ex-hubby &#8211; some exercise equipment manufacturer hasn&#8217;t upped her divorce settlement. I don&#8217;t know how much Danielle stands to <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/22/danielle-staub-arrested/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Arrested!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 21:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Star Magazine has reported that at the beginning of April Danielle Staub  was arrested at her Wayne, NJ mansion.  Apparently, Danielle has yet to pay her divorce lawyers because her ex-hubby &#8211; some exercise equipment manufacturer hasn&#8217;t upped  her divorce settlement.  I don&#8217;t know how much Danielle stands to gain in the settlement, but <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/22/danielle-staub-arrested-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Baby Boom in Jersey</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/21/baby-boom-in-jersey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 22:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Teresa Giudice one of the stars of The Real Housewives of New Jersey , is pregnant with her fourth child, a Bravo rep confirms. The reality star is five and a half months along, and is “excited” about expanding her family. Giudice, 36, already has three daughters — Gia, 8, Gabriella, 4, and Milania, 3 <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/21/baby-boom-in-jersey/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bethenny Frankel Loves New Jersey</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/21/bethenny-frankel-ad-nauseum/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 21:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NY Real Housewife Really Hates New Jersey Posted May 21st 2009 12:20PM by TMZ Staff She loves the ladies of &#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; but New York&#8217;s Bethenny Frankel sure didn&#8217;t have kind words for the Garden State itself &#8212; basically calling it a useless place where people get trapped and can never <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/21/bethenny-frankel-ad-nauseum/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Jacqueline Laurita: In a Nest of Vipers</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/20/jacqueline-laurita-in-a-nest-of-vipers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 22:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bravo filmed The Real Housewives of New Jersey over a year ago. There was some legal glitch in the production, so the show debuted last week. That being said, Jacqueline Laurita is in a trick bag. Being truly sweet and caring has its price when the family you married into behave like a cross between <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/20/jacqueline-laurita-in-a-nest-of-vipers/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tommy Manzo: Last Year&#8217;s Versace?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/17/tommy-manzo-last-years-versace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 11:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  From My Fabulous Wedding: “Dina and Tommy are planning one of the most expensive weddings New Jersey has ever seen. Since Tommy and his brother Al own a high-end banquet facility, they know the biz and have enough cash to get anything they want. Bottom line… there’s no budget for this grand affair. Dina, <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/17/tommy-manzo-last-years-versace/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Oh Mama Mia!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/14/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-oh-mama-mia-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 21:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Caroline Manzo is the matriarch of the family in the old fashioned, old world way. Everything real revolves around her. That being said, Dina Manzo and Danielle Staub  will bring the over the top drama. In a feud reminiscent of the Sheree Whitfield/ NeNe Leakes feud on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, these girls will <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/14/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-oh-mama-mia-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: NY Times Review</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/12/new-jersey-housewives-ny-times-review/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 20:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This may be the most preposterous “Housewives” edition, but it’s also the most believable. The suffocating family ties are an improvement over past incarnations, when producers often threw together women who were not really that close and whose frictions often seemed forced. These women actually do know one another well, talk every day and raise <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/12/new-jersey-housewives-ny-times-review/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>NorthJersey.com: ‘Housewives’ ready for their close-up</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 15:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[  They will sip no wine before it’s time for this interview to end. Meet the &#8220;wives&#8221;: Jacqueline Laurita, Teresa Guiduce, Danielle Staub, Dina Manzo and Caroline Manzo. That’s a lesson &#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; learned the hard way. &#8220;I didn’t drink for years prior to this, and to do the interviews [for <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/11/northjersey-com-%e2%80%98housewives%e2%80%99-ready-for-their-close-up/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>About Absurd to Sublime</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/03/about-absurd-to-sublime/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 02:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of the weblog posting from absurdtosublime.blogspot.com are here.scroll through &#8220;Real Absurdites&#8221; and click on the links. Related Posts]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of New Jersey: Poor Danielle!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 15:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Spoiler Alert! SOME women surf Internet dating sites in hopes of finding love. &#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; star Danielle Staub hit the Web in search of a sugar daddy. On the premiere episode of the latest spin-off of Bravos&#8217; &#8220;Real Housewives&#8221; franchise, divorced housewife Danielle Staub is seen planning to meet a man <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/02/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-poor-danielle-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bring it On, Jersey Girls!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/30/bring-it-on-jersey-girls-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 22:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Real&#8217; mob story of New Jersey wives: Family has ties to rubbed out &#8216;Tiny&#8217; Manzo excerpt from the ny daily news Sherwood/Bravo The &#8216;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8217; (from left): Jacqueline Laurita, Teresa Giudice, Danielle Staub, Dina Manzo, Caroline Manzo They live in a land of made men and unmade beds. &#8220;The Real Housewives of <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/30/bring-it-on-jersey-girls-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives: Jacqueline Laurita Pregnant</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 15:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Though Bravo’s Real Housewives of New Jersey series has yet to premier, one of the stars is already making headlines. Jacqueline Laurita is pregnant with her 3rd child as confirmed by People magazine. Jacqueline appeared visibly pregnant at the Bravo upfront presentations in New York City on Tuesday, where the network promoted its upcoming summer <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/27/new-jersey-housewives-jacqueline-laurita-pregnant/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Albert&#8221;Tiny&#8221; Manzo&#8217;s Legacy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 20:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Published April 26, 2009 Sherwood/Bravo Pictured: (l-r) Jacqueline Laurita, Teresa Giudice, Danielle Staub, Dina Manzo, Caroline Manzo.   They live in a land of made men and unmade beds. &#8220;The Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; are coming next month, with the latest installment of the hit reality show introducing a quintet of Garden State gals <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/26/alberttiny-manzos-legacy/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Forget About It!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh. My. Gawd. The Real Housewives of New Jersey will put all the other Real Housewives franchises to bed! First there’s Dina and her daughter who lived with her sister Caroline . Dina&#8217;s divorced and she cant play tennis because her boobs are too big. Dina and Carolina have homes that makes Jill Zarins place <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/07/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-forget-about-it-2/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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		<title>Woke Up This Mornin’..Got Yourself a Gun…</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[  &#8216;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8217; have &#8216;Sopranos&#8217; connection by Vicki Hyman/The Star-Ledger Technorati Tags: the real housewives of new jersey The original &#8216;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8217; are Carmela Soprano (Edie Falco) and Rosalie April (Sharon Angela). We&#8217;ll see how Bravo&#8217;s version measures up. “There couldn&#8217;t be a &#8220;Real Housewives of New Jersey&#8221; without <a href='http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/07/woke-up-this-mornin%e2%80%99-got-yourself-a-gun%e2%80%a6/'>[.Read More..] </a>]]></description>
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