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	<title>ABSURD TO SUBLIME &#187; the real housewives of atlanta</title>
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		<title>Kim Zolciak and Her New Boy Toy</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/29/kim-zolciak-and-her-new-boy-toy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta never lets the grass grow under her feet when it comes to relationships. during Seasons 1 and 2, Kim had the mysterious Big Papa (Lee Najjar) paying her bills. Then, she engaged in a brief lesbian affair with DJ Tracy Young.

Kroy Biermann
Now she&#8217;s involved with Kroy Biermann, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nene &quot;Leaks&quot; All Over Twitter</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/28/nene-leakes-leaks-all-over-twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 18:17:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Well, it seems a certain blogger got under Nene Leakes skin.  She&#8217;s upset about the story of her rude behavior at Cynthia Bailey&#8217;s wedding on Saturday. 
Leakes, known for her brash diva-like behavior, reportedly demanded hair and makeup for herself, holding up the wedding for 45 minutes. The New York Post carried the original story.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lisa Wu Hartwell No Longer A &quot;Peach&quot;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/28/lisa-wu-hartwell-no-longer-a-peach/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:36:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[

This rumor has been circulating around the internet for months.&#160; Black Voices has confirmed Lisa Wu Hartwell, one of the original Real Housewives of Atlanta&#160; has left the show, citing &#34;creative differences&#8217; with Bravo.
Lisa 39, who is married to retired NFL football player Ed Hartwell, will be seen during the third season of the hit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nene Leakes &quot;Performs&quot; At Castmate Wedding</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/27/nene-leakes-performs-at-cast-mate-wedding/</link>
		<comments>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/27/nene-leakes-performs-at-cast-mate-wedding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:51:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
No, Nene Leakes did not sing or dance at the Saturday evening wedding of new housewife Cynthia Bailey. She performed in typical Nene Leakes fashion..she caused drama.  This is the kind of drama Jill Zarin would have caused had she attended Bethenny Frankel&#8217;s wedding. Birds of a Famewhore Feather?  You be the judge.
The wedding of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cynthia Bailey Gets Married: Atlanta Housewives Season 3 Sneak Peek</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/25/cynthia-bailey-gets-married-atlanta-housewives-season-3-sneak-peek/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 12:02:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[July 28 Update:&#160; Drama at Cynthia Bailey&#8217;s Wedding
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Model Cynthia Bailey, one of the new cast members of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Atlanta, walked&#160; down the aisle last night in a wedding ceremony and reception filmed for the new season. Invited guests included all the current Atlanta Housewives and the other new housewife, Phaedra Parks. Ms. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atlanta Housewives: The Kandi Burruss and Kim Zolciak Bus Tour</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/22/atlanta-housewives-the-kandi-burruss-and-kim-zolciak-bus-tour/</link>
		<comments>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/22/atlanta-housewives-the-kandi-burruss-and-kim-zolciak-bus-tour/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 13:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Updated from 7/15/2010

kim zolciak and kandi burruss
Kandi Burruss and Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta have taken their act on the road. The two divas, whose I-Tunes hit &#8220;Tardy for the Party&#8221; inspired much of the wrath of fellow housewife Nene Leakes in season 2, are on a tour bus performing in various [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For Your Viewing Pleasure, Ed Hartwell</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/18/for-your-viewing-pleasure-ed-hartwell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 08:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 



Ed Hartwell, the hot hot husband of Lisa Wu Hartwell of the Real Housewives of Atlanta has launched a calendar.  Who will be able to look at the days of the month?
Ed Hartwell Launches Hot New Fitness Calendar! [VIDEO + PHOTOS]
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		<title>Real Housewives Real Estate: Danielle Staub</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/15/real-housewives-real-estate-danielle-stuab/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 16:54:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As noted several weeks ago, Danielle Staub , the &#8220;villan&#8221; on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, has moved out of her Wayne, New Jersey home in a court ordered sale. She and her girls live at The Watermark on Hudson, a luxury condo development.
The MLS Listing:

8 Shadow Ridge Run,
 

Photo: &#60;&#60;  1 2 3 4 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Nut Heard From, But No Tweetmaxine</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/11/another-nut-heard-from-but-no-tweetmaxine/</link>
		<comments>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/11/another-nut-heard-from-but-no-tweetmaxine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
ashley holmes, photoshopped much?
 
ashleyholmes

i am CONVINCED that who ever writes the blog &#8216;absurd to sublime&#8217;? is certifiable hahaha that and an idiot&#8230; wow.. get a life
This is the message that greeted me first thing this morning before coffee.  Think this spawn of Jacqueline Laurita&#8217;s of the New Jersey Housewives is a little upset about my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atlanta Housewives: Eric Left DeShawn Snow for Baby Mama</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/06/atlanta-housewives-eric-left-deshawn-snow-for-baby-mama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Eric Snow with Marisela Alvarado
Proving once again that what you see isn&#8217;t always what you get, ex-Real Housewife of Atlanta DeShawn Snow and ex-Cleveland Cavalier Eric Snow met in divorce court on July 1.
Turns out Eric and his busted up knees left DeShawn and his three sons by her for baby mama Marisela Alvarado.  It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atlanta Housewife NeNe Leakes Makes Chocolate</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/29/atlanta-housewife-nene-leakes-makes-chocolate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 22:24:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Nene Leakes has been in Los Angeles serving up chocolate.  She has removed her wedding ring, as her marriage to Gregg Leakes is over. Her older son, Bryson, is living with her, but there is no word on where her younger son with Gregg is living. She has been seeing NFL player Charles Grant for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Danielle Staub Sings</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/22/danielle-staub-sings/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 17:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 



 
 
This reminds me of Kim Zolciak of the Atlanta Housewives and her involvement with DJ Tracy Young&#8230;..for the publicity.
Danielle Staub of the  Real Housewives of New Jersey ,however, can carry a tune, unlike any of the other singing housewives: Jo de la Rosa , Kim Zolciak, LuAnn De Lesseps and Gretchen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gregg Leakes Divorcing Nene Leakes</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/03/gregg-leakes-divorcing-nene-leakes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 09:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And seeking spousal support, according to  Mediatakeout.
The star of The Real Housewives of Atlanta has reportedly been seeing Charles Grant of the Atlanta Falcons for the past six months. Gregg gave a scathing interview on a local Atlanta radio station.   The show is currently in production, with an August start date.



Related:  Nene and Charles Grant  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: Calling All Ex&#8217;s!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/30/real-housewives-calling-all-exs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 18:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ex- husbands, ex-wives, ex- others, we’d like to hear from you. 
The Real Housewives Franchise has spawned a plethora of back stories and side stories that are more fascinating than the shows. Of special interest:
The Real Housewives of New Jersey:
Thomas Staub, ex husband of Danielle Staub. Tom, with his father Gerald, own a company that sells [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nene&#8217;s New Gig</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/25/nenes-new-gig/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 23:47:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those of us in the media have a big time chronicling the “Housewives,” and now one of them seems to be joining us.
NeNe Leakes “will be joining the 11Alive morning crew this summer. She’ll be bringing her fun and sense of humor to some great entertainment and feature segments,” the station said.
We just got word [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lisa Wu Hartwell to be &#8220;Eased Out&#8221; on RHOA?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/24/lisa-wu-hartwell-to-be-eased-out-on-rhoa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 10:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 6/3/2010 I reported this on May 24

According to Jonathan Jaxson, Kim Zolciak’s ex-publicist, we will see very little of Lisa Wu Hartwell on Season 3 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta. I am not verifying the accuracy of Jonathan’s story.



Jonathan Jaxson is the publicist Kim Zolciak had the huge public fight with last year.
Related:    Lisa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atlanta Housewives Shocker: DeShawn Snow Divorcing</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 20:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
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DeShawn Snow, formerly of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Eric Snow, formerly of the Cleveland Cavaliers, are divorcing. Eric filed for divorce and wants joint custody of their three sons. I wonder who will get custody of the multi-million dollar mansion?



Former NBA player and ex-&#8217;Real Housewives&#8217; star to divorce  &#124; accessAtlanta
Related Link: Why DeShawn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dancing with the Real Housewives of Atlanta</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/18/dancing-with-the-real-housewives-of-atlanta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 01:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 



Nene Leakes has had a nose job.  This event will be on the Real Housewives of Atlanta next season. The woman to the left of NeNe is Cynthia Bailey, one of the new housewives. Rumor has it that Nene is with Gregg for “show”. but they no longer live together.
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		<title>More Real Housewife Baby News</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/09/more-real-housewife-baby-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 02:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Phaedra Parks, an Atlanta entertainment attorney and latest addition to The real Housewives of Atlanta, is expecting a child with her husband, Apollo Nida  She tweeted this:
@IamKBunny hey K! We have a bundle of joy on the way:-) Thanks for the well wishes! I see your at 107/97.5, hope your enjoying it!



Phaedra Parks (PhaedraParks) on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Jersey Housewives and the Second Season Syndrome</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 23:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update: Ashley Holmes
Ashley Holmes and Danielle Staub
Manzo Family Mouthpiece?
Danielle Files Complaint Against Ashley
Bitch, Don&#8217;t Touch My Weave
We’ve seen it before. After the first season of Real Housewives, the celebrity goes to their heads, they think they are more important than they are, and bam! Second Season Syndrome.



Who’s suffered ( and made the viewer suffer) from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Has Nene Left Gregg for Charles Grant?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/23/has-nene-left-gregg-for-charles-grant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Apr 2010 20:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
I reported the rumor about Nene Leakes of the Real Housewives of Atlanta cheating on Gregg with Charles Grant back in August.  Kim Zolciak, in that screaming match the two of them had on “Watch What Happens, Live”, mentioned Nene’s cheating. If this is true, Season 3 will be very interesting!



April 21, 2010. MediaTakeOut.com just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atlanta Housewives: How Low Can You Go?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 21:11:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Related Links:  NeNe Leakes Ignores Obligation, Gets Stranded at Airport.   Nene Leakes
During filming at the new Loew’s Hotel in Atlanta yesterday, Real Housewives of Atlanta Nene Leakes and Kim Zolciak created drama with Dwight Eubanks. According to radaronline, Nene allegedly hit Dwight with a chair.
Nene twittered this:
Yall gossiping 2 day! Please believe, I don&#8217;t hit people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Zolciak and DJ Tracy</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/19/kim-zolciak-and-dj-tracy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 22:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 

 



This is an article on Jonathan Jaxson’s, Kim’s former publicists’ website. Jon and Kim had a contentious parting of the ways, with accusations of fraud and threats along the way.  Kim Zolciak, as we know, is a pathological liar.  So, read and take it as it is&#8230;.
This quote is from DJ Tracy:
&#8220;I literally spent the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s That Lady?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/03/whos-that-lady/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 18:36:37 +0000</pubDate>
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from Rodney Ho @ AJC:
April Love, a local PR rep for Lisa Wu Hartwell, confirmed to me that both attorney Phaedra Parks and model Cynthia Bailey  are now new castmates on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” which began shooting its third season this month.
Mediatakeout broke the news about Bailey earlier today.



Love doesn’t know about how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NeNe Leakes Not Seeking This Publicity</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/31/nene-leakes-not-seeking-this-publicity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:10:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 
Second arrest for Bryson Bryant this month.



NeNe Leakes’s son Bryson Bryant was arrested Tuesday for possession of a controlled substance and carrying a weapon, a Gwinnett County Sheriff’s Department official confirms to PEOPLE.
Byrant, who has appeared on The Real Housewives of Atlanta with his mother, was released from a Gwinnett County Detention Center at 3:35 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Zolciak: Must Be Good (or not)</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/31/kim-zolciak-must-be-good-or-not/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 17:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
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 So, I casually look at my twitter and what do I find:
Kimzolciak

Real nice try global grind! That would not be me! But nice hair b#tch !!!
JonathanJaxson

As for a story that @KimZolciak is spreading about me working w/ @DJTracyYoung is a freaking LIE! Additionally, no restraining order on me!
Jonathan Jaxson is Kim Zolciak’s ex-publicist, they fell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rumor: Gregg and Nene Leakes&#8217; Marriage on the Rocks</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/28/rumor-gregg-and-nene-leakes-marriage-on-the-rocks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 20:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
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Real Housewives Of Atlanta diva NeNe Leakes has been &#8216;reading her son Bryson Bryant the riot act&#8217; after he got busted on a drugs charge and the arrest has put pressure on her own marriage, RadarOnline.com can reveal.
Bryant was arrested on Sunday, March 7, 2010, while visiting an inmate at the Gwinnett County Jail in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Zolciak: Flippin&#8217; and Floppin&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/24/kim-zolciak-flippin-and-floppin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:50:52 +0000</pubDate>
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How do you spell pathological liar?
This woman is hard to believe about anything. She continually changes her stories. 
 
Real Housewives of Atlanta  star Kim Zolciak has gone public about being in a relationship with woman.
The 31-year-old mother of two tells Life and Style that she is romantically involved with DJ Tracy Young, the woman with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NeNe Leakes Ignores Obligation, Gets Stranded in Airport.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
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NeNe Leakes of the Real Housewives of Atlanta has let her 15 minutes go to her head. Her open mouth, insert foot personality got her in trouble again
Here’s the story:

NeNe and her husband Greg were invited to Boca Raton, Florida by “Women On the Move” founder Leslie Harris to host an event to raise funds [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NeNe Leakes Son in Trouble</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/10/nene-leakes-son-in-trouble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:19:37 +0000</pubDate>
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Not much from the NeNe Leakes camp lately – until now.
Radaronline.com got an exclusive, finding out that one of Leakes’ sons Bryson Bryant was arrested for a minor pot possession charge. He ended up at the Gwinnett County Detention Center on March 7, the report said. The online publication also nabbed his mugshot (top left.)
NeNe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All Five Atlanta Housewives Returning</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from Jonathan Jaxson, Kim Zolciak’s former publicist:



The Real Housewives franchise just got a little bigger with Bravo TV.
The network just announced it&#8217;s expanding their hit series to include &#8220;The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills &#8221; this afternoon. No names of the cast or premiere date have been mentioned. Although I am told  Kathy Hilton&#8217;s sisters [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Zolciak Gets Her Publicity</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/03/kim-zolciak-gets-her-publicity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just as the speculation about her sex life is rampant all over the internet, the David Ducovny movie trailer is out. 

This is the movie Sheree Whitfield has a cameo in also, but you never see her. This is the movie set where Kim reportedly told everyone Lisa Wu Hartwell is a crackhead, and that’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Zolciak, Switch Hitter</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/03/01/kim-zolciak-switch-hitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:19:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday, it was reported that Kim Zolciak was back with Big Poppa.
Well, that was yesterday. This rumor has been circulating around the internet for months:
Exclusive: Real Housewives&#8217; Kim Zolciak Steps Out With Girlfriend

Forget Big Papa.
Real Housewives of Atlanta&#8217;s Kim Zolciak has a new girlfriend, UsMagazine.com can exclusively reveal
Zolciak, 31, stepped out with her love of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sheree Whitfield Plays the Blame Game</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/26/sheree-whitfield-plays-the-blame-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 23:48:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ She’s shutting down She by Sheree, blames Atlanta. It’s still unclear whether or not she will appear on season 3.




On the popular reality show “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” cast member Sheree Whitfield was quite passionate about her clothing line She by Sheree, but now it seems that Sheree is ready to move on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Caroline Manzo Pops on &#8220;Millionaire&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/22/caroline-manzo-pops-on-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
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The matriarch of the Manzo’s of New Jersey, and the central character on the Real Housewives of New Jersey , Caroline Manzo made a stunning appearance on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” earlier today. The woman she was assisting, Nina, made $50,000. Andy Cohen mugged for the camera as a Lifeline, and Sheree Whitfield [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OC Housewives: Mama Said</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/21/oc-housewives-mama-said-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 18:59:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Was anyone reminded of Joyce, Kandi Burruss’ mom on The Real Housewives of Atlanta while watching Gretchen Rossi’s mom Brenda and her reactions to Slade Smiley last night?
Whether it’s AJ Jewell or Slade Smiley , mama knows best!



Gretchen was clever in deflecting Slade’s marraige proposal on episode 14.  Good for her. Maybe she knows she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lisa Wu Hartwell to Appear on &#8220;Meet the Browns:</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/18/lisa-wu-hartwell-to-appear-on-meet-the-browns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 22:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Atlanta housewife Lisa Wu Hartwell&#160; is pursuing acting. Hopefully, it ill go better for her than “Pocketbook Monologues” did.
Hartwell will appear on Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns on February 24th at 9pm.&#160; 
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		<title>&#8216;Real Housewives&#8217; Stars Appear on &#8216;Who Wants to Be a Millionaire&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/18/real-housewives-stars-appear-on-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The stars of The Real Housewives franchise are briefly leaving their gated communities for a chance to compete for the big million-dollar payout. Next week, from Monday, February 22 to Friday, February 26, some of Bravo&#8217;s controversial housewives will be participating on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, the TV quiz show hosted by Meredith [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atlanta Housewives: One Addition, No Subtraction</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/16/atlanta-housewives-the-cast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:04:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Phaedra Parks and husband Apollo Nida
from Jonathan Jaxson:
I reported EXCLUSIVELY that &#8220;The Real Housewives of Atlanta&#8221; was adding a new wife to the cast and was told there was a possibility that one of the original ladies would be getting the boot&#8230;



Mrs. Lisa Wu Hartwell took to her Twitter this morning to clear it the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bravo Expected to Announce &#8220;Atlanta Housewives&#8221; Cast Monday</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/14/bravo-expected-to-announce-atlanta-housewives-cast-monday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 20:41:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is from Jonathan Jaxson, Kim Zolciak’s ex publicist. Not assuming complete credibility.

Though no official announcement from Bravo has yet been made, I can tell you EXCLUSIVELY that &#8220;The Real Housewives of Atlanta&#8221; is back for season three that starts filming early next month and one of the cast members will be departing (either Lisa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teresa Giudice is Obsessed with Danielle Staub</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Watch What Happens Live:
First, it  was great to see original diva Jackie Collins.  At 69, she looks fantastic.
Teresa Giudice , on the other hand, was a disappointment. She wouldn’t let Andy Cohen ask her about the night Joe wrecked his car, and what Ramona Singer said about Joe and Tamra Barney. Too busy dissing Danielle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kandi Burruss Has to &#8220;Fly Above&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/02/09/kandi-burruss-has-to-fly-above/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:46:48 +0000</pubDate>
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Kandi Burruss, the break-out star of The Real Housewives Of Atlanta, has shit –stirrers around her.
Sandra Rose wrote this today:
Singer/songwriter and now reality TV personality Kandi Burruss is quickly becoming the most hated ‘Housewife’ according to a source on the production staff of the hit reality series ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’.
Kandi’s attitude has taken an [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NAACP Nominates Atlanta Housewives for Image Award</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/01/06/naacp-nominates-atlanta-housewives-for-image-award/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 11:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Kandi Burruss, NeNe Leakes, Lisa Wu Hartwell, Kim Zolciak and Sheree Whitfield
 
In a true WTF move, the venerable NAACP has nominated the Real Housewives of Atlanta for it’s Image Award. 
This has ignited a twitter controversy:



 kammiekam: RT @DavidAtlanta The Real Housewives of Atlanta was nominated 4 an NAACP Image Award? Makes me question the credibility [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Television Without Pity on Lockdown</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Real Housewives of Orange County Message Board Shutdown.
Everyone knew when Bravo TV bought the popular message board Television Without Pity, better known as TWOP, no good would come of it.
On December 22, 2009, the powers that be shut down the Real Housewives of Orange County message board.
So much for television without pity. Apparently, they do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Television Without Pity on Lockdown</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Dec 2009 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Real Housewives of Orange County Message Board Shutdown.
&#160;
Everyone knew when Bravo TV bought the popular message board Television Without Pity, better known as TWOP, no good would come of it.
On December 22, 2009, the powers that be shut down the Real Housewives of Orange County message board.
So much for television without pity. Apparently, they do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Victoria Rowell Never Says Never</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/21/victoria-rowell-never-says-never/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 19:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Last week, I reported on the rumor about Victoria Rowell joining the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.  Wendy Williams also reported this rumor on her show.



 READ MORE&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;
Related Article:
Victoria Rowell an Atlanta Housewife?
del.icio.us Tags: victoria rowell,the real housewives of atlanta,jeana keough,the real housewives of orange county
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		<title>Who&#8217;s Gonna Check Them, Boo?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/12/whos-gonna-check-them-boo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seems the demands NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak are making may lead Bravo to kiss them goodbye.

The &#34;Real Housewives of Atlanta will be back for a third season — well, most of them. 
According to a source, NeNe Leakes&#160; and&#160; Kim Zolciak&#160; are demanding more money to appear on the show than Bravo cares to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Zolciak : Making the Rounds</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/12/09/kim-zolciak-making-the-rounds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[del.icio.us Tags: kim zolciak,the real housewives of atlanta
 Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta seems to be everywhere these days&#8230;.on Ellen DeGeneres yesterday, on the Wendy Williams Show today.

Hear what she has to say about Big Papa, her relationship with Nene and if she’s going to be back next season in the ATL!
Watch It!
Here [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives on Millionaire</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Who Wants to Be A Millionaire filmed&#160; a segment Thursday with several of the Real Housewives from various franchises.
Here’s Kelly&#160;Bensimon&#160; and Jill Zarin of The Real Housewives of New York with Kandi Burruss of the Atlanta Housewives

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Caroline Manzo tweeted:
Millionaire was awesome have 2 wait till feb 2 see how I did!!!!

Simon Van Kampen tweeted:
Finally on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kim Zolciak is Brazilian</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/24/kim-zolciak-is-flashing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 15:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jonathan Jaxson, Kim’s former publicist, has a blog pretty much devoted to Kim-hate. Anyway, he’s got a photo of her flashing her vajayjay on his website. If you want to see this, click here
NeNe Leakes is Not Paid to Think
When Kandi Burruss refused to indulge the ever-combative NeNe Leakes in a shouting match, I loved [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Atlanta: I Can&#8217;t Deal With Too Many Heifers!</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/15/real-housewives-of-atlanta-i-cant-deal-with-too-many-heifers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some random thoughts:

&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; Tania Richardson
Let’s hope Bravo TV&#160; picked up the tab for the other diners after Nene, Sheree and Kim behaved in such a “ladylike” manner!&#160; Talk about putting the “k” in classy!&#160;&#160; Personally, I believe Kim.&#160; Sheree needs to cut back on the ‘roids’.&#160; A crazy violent bitch with a gun!&#160; 
No longer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of Atlanta at AJ Jewell&#8217;s Funeral</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/14/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta-at-aj-jewells-funeral/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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      Kandi
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		<title>AJ Jewell&#8217;s Funeral on Friday</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/10/08/aj-jewells-funeral-on-friday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Danah Lewis
&#160;



AJ Jewell’s ex-wife, Danah Lewis, has posted the following information on Twitter:
The wake for AJ is this Thursday from 6-9pm @ Donald Trimble Funeral Home located @ 1876 Second Ave. in Decatur
Funeral services&#160; for Ashley “AJ” Jewell will be Friday Oct 9 @12pm @ Ray of Hope off Snapfinger Rd. in Decatur. The wake [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reality TV VS. Real Time Tragedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 21:16:59 +0000</pubDate>
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Housewives&#8217; stars react to beating death
By Nedra Rhone
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
The death of Ashley AJ Jewel  the ex-fiancé of Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kandi Burruss , brings to light an interesting feature of reality T.V. ­ &#8212; it may be real, but it isn’t real time.

Ashley &#8220;A.J.&#8221; Jewell and ex-fiance Kandi Burruss.
Police said Jewell died of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AJ Jewel&#8217;s Murder May Have Been Premeditated</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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From: www.rashaentertainment.com



An unnamed source close to the investigation has revealed exclusively to Hip Hop Enquirer Magazine on the condition of secrecy that what was believed to be voluntary manslaughter may have been deliberate and premeditated murder in the death of Ashley “AJ” Jewell. Our source stated that a short time after midnight Ashley “AJ” Jewell [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kandi Burruss&#8217; Ex-Fianc&#233; AJ Jewell Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AJ Jewel was fatally injured during a fight last night. The 35 year old was a controversial figure during the filming of The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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		<title>Arrest in AJ Jewel&#8217;s Beating Death</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 11:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Atlanta homicide detectives have arrested a suspect in the beating death of the former fiancé of the newest member of the reality television show The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Fredrick Richardson has been charged with voluntary manslaughter.
Ashley “A.J.” Jewell, who was engaged to Kandi Burruss until last August, died of massive head injuries he suffered in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kandi Burruss&#8217; Ex-Fianc&#233; AJ Jewell Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 11:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[AJ Jewell was fatally injured during a fight last night. The 35 year old was a controversial figure during the filming of The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 2.



Today is also the day of Kandi’s Uncle Ralph. He was featured briefly on the show and passed away last week.
Condolences to Kandi and her family.  Details [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NeNe a NoNo When Time to Pay the Bills</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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NeNe and the Process Server
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		<title>Rossin: Sheree is “Humble, Sensitive, Delicate”</title>
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Rossin reached out to Bravo’s producers through his publicist to promote his business. Rossin says that Sheree Whitfield  is” 



MORE&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;
 
Technorati Tags: sheree whitfield,rossin,the real housewives of atlanta
 
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		<title>Kim Zolciak Pole-Vaults A Fence?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Housewives’ star on break-in allegation: ‘Kim’s crazy’
8:58 am October 1, 2009, by Richard Eldredge
B98.5 FM’s Steve McCoy and Vikki Locke led off their interview with “Real Housewives of Atlanta ” cast member   Lisa Wu Hartwell Thursday morning with the juicy allegations made on their show last week by Kim Zolciak ’s ex-publicist Jonathan Jaxson.
Zolciak’s on-again, off-again [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Has Kandi Burruss Said &#8220;No Scrubs&#8221;?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Bravo
Kandi Burruss was engaged to AJ Jewel, a man with 4 baby mamas, 6 children ( five of which are alleged to be living on welfare) and no visible means of support.&#160; Let’s hope she has given up on this “scrub”.
&#160;
Kandi Burruss, the latest addition to the Real Housewives Of Atlanta, recently talked with E! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sheree Whitfield to get “Pookie ‘n ‘Em on Tyson Beckford</title>
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Tyson Beckford
Let me just say that I would wear She by Sheree for $50,000 after taxes!
When word got back to Sheree Whitfield that Tyson Beckford stated he “wouldn’t wear ShebySheree for a million dollars”  on Watch What Happens: Live, with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lisa Wu Hartwell: Jack of all Trades, Master of&#8230;&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 15:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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“soft” interview at Ozone Magazine
Lisa Wu Hartwell of the Real Housewives of Atlanta claims to be a businesswoman. Last season, she claimed it in every episode.  “I’m a businesswoman”.
This dilettante dabbles in this and that&#8230;always on someone else’s dime.  Ex-husband Keith Sweat, who has full custody of their two sons, had to sue her back [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Tardy for the Party&#8221; Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 14:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Kandi Burruss Shines on &#8220;Wendy Williams Show&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 16:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Kandi looked great in an off-white outfit. Her hair is no longer brassy, the back is dyed black and the front is a better blondish color, styled slightly differently.
Wendy asked Kandi the tough questions&#8230;&#8230;after complimenting her on her poise and dignity on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.&#160; Kandi&#160; cleared up the confusion about the&#160; lawsuit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kudos to Kandi Burruss for &#8220;Tardy for the Party&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/19/kudos-to-kandi-burruss-for-tardy-for-the-party/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 22:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Among the other accolades given to Kandi Burruss this season on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, add Dreamweaver to the mix.
In what would be an impossible task for anyone who has observed Kim Zolciak’s so-called music career to achieve, Kandi Burruss has made “Tardy to the Party” into an actual song, with Kim singing it!&#160; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kandi Burruss Has Custody of AJ’s Twins</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/12/kandi-burruss-has-custody-of-aj%e2%80%99s-twins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The relationship is on “hiatus”
2/12/1o update: The custody was temporary.
 Soon after AJ&#8217;s death, the twins left Kandi&#8217;s home.
from Essence.com:
Between the blogosphere and her mother, &#8220;The Real Housewives of Atlanta&#8220;  newcomer Kandi Burruss can&#8217;t seem to catch a break from all the criticism surrounding her engagement to AJ Jewel. Now, this too kind-hearted woman has added [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lock Dwight Eubanks Behind His &#8220;Purple Door&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/12/lock-dwight-eubanks-behind-his-purple-door/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Sep 2009 00:02:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And throw away the keyOn the Real Housewives of Atlanta, we’re accustomed to delusional thinking, shameless self promotion and arrogant pomposity.  But can we please lose Dwight Eubanks?  The gay husband of NeNe Leakes proves once again what an ass he is on the latest episode. 
With his face stretched just shy of lizard-like and his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Atlanta: Saving Bryson Bryant</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/12/real-housewives-of-atlanta-saving-bryson-bryant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Bryson Bryant, the oldest son of NeNe Leakes of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, is heading down the dangerous path of being another statistic. 
We have seen some of the Real Housewives of Orange County totally mess up parenting in pursuit of fame: the most glaring example is Lauri Waring and what has happened to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sheree Whitfield: Call PETA</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/08/sheree-whitfield-call-peta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 21:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The grande dame of delusion Sheree Whitfield had her ShebySheree clothing line launch this weekend.
My only question: Were those poor doves wearing diapers?  PETA, come quickly!

She by Sheree fashion show at the W Hotel Perimeter
At a star-studded event, Shereé Whitfield of &#8220;Real Housewives of Atlanta&#8221; introduced her She by Sheree clothing line at the W [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sheree Whitfield: When Doves Cry</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/07/sheree-whitfield-when-doves-cry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2009 18:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Grande dame of delusion Sheree Whitfield had her ShebySheree clothing line launch this weekend.
My only question: Were those poor doves wearing diapers?&#160; PETA, come quickly! 
She by Sheree fashion show at the W Hotel Perimeter
At a star-studded event, Shereé Whitfield of &#34;Real Housewives of Atlanta&#34; introduced her She by Sheree clothing line at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DeShawn Snow Wants Her Own &#8220;Reality&#8221;.</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/09/01/deshawn-snow-wants-her-own-reality/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 07:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 

DeShawn Snow may not have created enough drama on The Real Housewives of Atlanta  for being &#8220;too human for a circus show&#8221; but that doesn&#8217;t mean she&#8217;s leaving the reality TV circuit for good. At present, she&#8217;s pitching in a new series called Second Chance, which is &#8220;kind of like meets Charm School meets America&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nene Leakes Love Fest is &#8220;Gone with the Wind&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/08/the-nene-leakes-love-fest-is-gone-with-the-wind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 13:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Nene Leakes has lost her mind this season.  Like Tamra Barney of The Real Housewives of Orange County, and, to a lesser extent,  Jill Zarin of the Real Housewives of New York, the limited fame they gained from one season of their shows really went to their heads and exposed the true nature of these [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holy Catfight: Kim Zolciak and Nene Leakes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 17:16:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from Kim Zolciak’s Twitter
 
The tension between The Real Housewives of Atlanta ‘s Kim Zolciak  and Nene Leakes  just hit an all-time high!
At the end of Thursday&#8217;s Watch What Happens Live, Kim called in to confront NeNe about negative comments she made on the Bravo late-night talk show. The frenemies quickly became engaged in a war [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Has Kandi Burruss Said &#8220;No Scrubs&#8221;?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/08/01/has-kandi-burruss-said-no-scrubs-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 13:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;

Bravo
Kandi Burruss was engaged to AJ Jewel, a man with 4 baby mamas, 6 children ( five of which are alleged to be living on welfare) and no visible means of support.&#160; Let’s hope she has given up on this “scrub”.
&#160;
Kandi Burruss, the latest addition to the Real Housewives Of Atlanta, recently talked with E! [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode 1: The Celebrity Hustle</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/29/real-housewives-of-atlanta-episode-1-the-celebrity-hustle/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 12:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Niecy Nash
The faux-rich Atlanta Housewives will be name-dropping and hustling real celebrities this season:




In the first episode, the ladies get glammed up for &#34;Reno 911!&#34; star Niecy Nash&#8217;s birthday party. They roll up to the photographer-filled event in spotless cars and swarm the woman of the hour. Leakes narrowly misses Zolciak arriving in a teeny-tiny [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NeNe Leakes Chokes Kim Zolciak, Spares the Wig</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/21/nene-leakes-chokes-kim-zolciak-spares-the-wig/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Police: Atlanta &#8216;Housewife&#8217; NeNe &#8216;Tried to Choke Out&#8217; Kim

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ET breaks news that &#8220;Real Housewives of Atlanta&#8221; cast member Kim Zolciak has filed a police report against NeNe Leakes.



NeNe allegedly strangled Kimberly during a heated exchange. The incident report obtained by ET states that Kim was going to shoot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DeShawn Snow After &#8220;Real Housewives&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/07/21/deshawn-snow-after-real-housewives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;
excerpt from AJC
On her non-profit foundation website, former “Real Housewives of Atlanta ” cast member DeShawn Snow writes that she was inspired to help teen girls after spending her formative years “worried about fitting in.”
It’s ironic then that Snow, whose option was not renewed for the hit Bravo show’s upcoming second season (producers kindly explained [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: Kevin Maher and Danielle Staub Still Married?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/14/real-housewives-kevin-maher-and-danielle-staub-still-married/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
The story on FoxNews  leads in with a general overview of Real Housewives scandals and mini-dramas.
NeNe Leakes and her problems with whatever her husband was doing in real estate,
Kelly Bensimon beating up Nick Stefanov, and Lauri Waring ‘s troubles with Josh Waring (who blames the show for his problems, according to the reporter)




Danielle Staub aka [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sheree Whitfield Sells Home</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/06/01/sheree-whitfield-sells-home-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seven figure Sheree accepts six figures
&#160;



Sheree Whitfield has finally sold her home in Atlanta, but for way below what she was&#160; asking for.&#160; We first heard about Sheree Whitfield ‘s home for sale a few months ago. The house was actually put&#160; into foreclosure, even after the asking price was lowered to $2.4 mill.&#160; The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sheree Whitfield Sells Home</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 11:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seven figure Sheree accepts six figures
 



Sheree Whitfield has finally sold her home in Atlanta, but for way below what she was  asking for.  We first heard about Sheree Whitfield ‘s home for sale a few months ago. The house was actually put  into foreclosure, even after the asking price was lowered to $2.4 mill.  The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AJ Jewell Had Sickle Cell Anemia</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/29/aj-jewell-had-sickle-cell-anemia/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 23:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from TMZ
Sickle Cell Anemia may have played a significant role in the death of a &#34;Real Housewives of Atlanta&#34; star who died after a strip club brawl two weeks ago &#8212; this according to the doctor who performed the autopsy.              Fulton County [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lisa Wu Hartwell on“Double Standards”</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/24/lisa-wu-hartwell-on%e2%80%9cdouble-standards%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 16:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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excerpt from essence.com



Before you think about calling Lisa Wu Hartwell a ghetto drama queen, check Webster for the definition of ghetto. Despite behaving like the consummate professional throughout  the debut season of Bravo&#8217;s &#8220;Real Housewives of Atlanta,&#8221; Hartwell was quickly labeled ghetto once she confronted cast mate Kim Zolciak&#8217;s slanderous remarks about her and her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She By Sheree Fashion Show</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/21/she-by-sheree-fashion-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 21:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from people mag
&#8220;Seven Figure&#8221; Sheree Whitfield finally shows a fashion line.
May 13, 2009
A fashion show with fashions might sound fairly standard, but fans of the Atlanta Housewives know that such a feat proved to be a major challenge for Sheree Whitfield on the show’s first season.
The divorced diva successfully pulled off a do-over without major [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lisa Wu Hartwell:”Closet Freak”</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/03/lisa-wu-hartwell%e2%80%9dcloset-freak%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 May 2009 17:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Lisa Wu Hartwell, the pint-sized hustler from The Real Housewives of Atlanta just dropped a clothing line called Closet Freak, inspired by the nickname given to her by her fellow ‘Housewives’ co-stars for being undercover with her wild ways. Looks like she’s maximizing the hell out of her 15 minutes.
ESSENCE.COM: Last night was the unveiling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives, Real Insanity</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/16/real-housewives-real-insanity-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
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I can’t believe this photo&#8230;.Vicki and super-hypocrite Ramona at the A-List Awards! Hope you weren’t eating!
Each woman was given $4,000 to buy an outfit for the show. (But they’re rich, right Bravo?)
These are the outfits these bitches came up with:

Tamra Barney in a too tight dress, with her usual pose. Vicki’s dress is ugly and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dwight Eubanks: No Down low for Him</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/12/dwight-eubanks-no-down-low-for-him/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 13:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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See photos from Dwight&#8217;s B-Day bash »
This story has been floating around the internet for awhile
“America&#8217;s favorite Atlanta Housewives” star Dwight Eubanks has the blogosphere in an uproar with news that he is getting a wife of his own. The flamboyant hairstylist who was first introduced as NeNe Leakes best friend and confidante on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Forget About It!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Oh. My. Gawd. 



The Real Housewives of New Jersey will put all the other Real Housewives franchises to bed! 
First there’s Dina and her daughter who lived with her sister Caroline . Dina&#8217;s divorced and she cant play tennis because her boobs are too big. Dina and Carolina have homes that makes Jill Zarins place [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives: D-list Drama</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/04/04/real-housewives-d-list-drama-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 18:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Real Drama with the Real Housewives
 
from OK magazine:
On Friday, the catty women from all three of Bravo&#8217;s Real Housewives show descended on the Fred Segal store in Santa Monica. But this was no peace conference.
The ten well-heeled gals, representing NYC, Atlanta and Orange County, were on-hand to film a segment for the Bravo A-List Awards. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atlanta Housewife Kandi Burruss Defends Her Man, &#8216;He&#8217;s Not A Deadbeat or Drug Dealer&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/18/atlanta-housewife-kandi-burruss-defends-her-man-hes-not-a-deadbeat-or-drug-dealer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
 Singer/songwriter and now &#8216;Real Housewives of Atlanta&#8217; star Kandi Burruss has come forward to defend her fiancé after hearing rumors that implied he was a deadbeat dad and drug dealer !
Burruss, known widely as an ASCAP award winning songwriter and former member of R&#38;B group Xscape, says &#8220;He’s not a deadbeat dad. His kids [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sheree Whitfield: Interview With Wendy Williams</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/12/sheree-whitfield-interview-with-wendy-williams/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seven figures Sheree




Sheree Whitfield, co-star of &#8220;The Real Housewives of Atlanta , is in New York today working on her clothing line As promised, she stopped by The Experience to talk about the rumor that&#8217;s she penniless.
The audio is not that good, but the interview is hilarious!
Wendy to Sheree: You&#8217;re Hard, Mean and Not Nice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seven Figure Sheree Being Sued by Law Firm</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/03/06/seven-figure-sheree-being-sued-by-law-firm-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 


from the ajc
Bravo may have to rename this show “The Legal Woes of the Real Housewives of Atlanta.”
Sheree Whitfield recently dismissed an appeal that sought alimony from her ex-husband Bob Whitfield, saying the former NFL player was now broke.
Now Sheree herself is being sued for more than $87,000 by her former legal representative for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lisa Wu Hartwell</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/02/23/lisa-wu-hartwell-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 14:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lisa Wu Hartwell sues Keith Sweat for full custody of her kids
By Rodney Ho &#124; Monday, February 23, 2009, 11:38 AM
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
The Real Housewives of Atlanta housewife Lisa Wu Hartwell last Thursday filed for primary custody of her two sons with ex-husband and R&#38;B singer Keith Sweat.
“The best interest of the minor children will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nene Leakes: Why DeShawn Got the Boot</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/01/18/nene-leakes-why-deshawn-got-the-boot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 22:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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NeNe Leakes: Why DeShawn Really Got The ‘Real Housewives’ Boot
&#124; Sunday, January 18, 2009 &#124; Labels: deshawn snow, kim zolciak, lisa wu hartwell, nene leakes, slade smiley, the real housewives of atlanta &#124;
DeShawn Snow won’t be returning to “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” for its second season, she announced to Essence on Wednesday – and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sheree Whitfield “Too Dumb to Work”</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/01/12/sheree-whitfield-%e2%80%9ctoo-dumb-to-work%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 01:06:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seven Figure Sheree&#8217;s Settlement
from tmz
One of the chicks from &#8220;The Real Housewives of Atlanta&#8221; is raising hell over her multi-million dollar divorce settlement &#8212; claiming she needs more cash to compensate for her total lack of brain power. Sheree Whitfield &#8212; who was married to former NFL lineman Bob Whitfield &#8212; just filed an appeal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of Atlanta</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/12/15/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE REAL HOUSEWIVES TO ATL TO BEGIN FILMING SEASON 2
from  ew.com  
Prepare for more drama between NeNe and Kim! Bravo just revealed to EW.com exclusively that the network has picked up season 2 of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. It&#8217;s no surprise, really, considering that the Atlanta edition of Real Housewives was the franchise&#8217;s most successful. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Perfect Storm, or Loose Lips Sink Ships</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Real Housewives of Atlanta
Well folks, it started out like this.  The Real Housewives of Atlanta were invited to visit the set of a new David Ducovny, Demi Moore movie.  Sheree and Kim, still BFF’s, went.  Apparently, on the set within earshot of the actors and actresses, Kim says aloud that Lisa Wu Hartwell lost custody of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Big Poppa? The Real Housewives of Atlanta</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2008/10/16/big-poppa-the-real-housewives-of-atlanta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Update:3/1/10   the relationship between Kim Zolciak and Big Poppa is on again. Rewind.
Rumor has it that Lee Najjar, a real estate tycoon in the Atlanta area, is Kim Zolciak’s &#8220;Big Poppa&#8221; on the RHOA.   Najjar is, ironically enough, married to a woman named Kimberly! Watch What Happens
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