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		<title>DC Housewives&#8217; Catherine Ommanney Kisses and Tells</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/29/dc-housewives-catherine-ommanney-kisses-and-tells/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 10:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Michaele Salahi won&#8217;t be the only one bringing the drama to the Real Housewives of Washington DC, premiering August 5 on Bravo.  Catherine Davies Ommanney carries all the necessary prerequisites for bring the drama

She apparently had a one night stand with Prince Harry in 2006, the subject of a three page tabloid article at the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Washington DC&#8217;s Mary Amons: Bethenny Frankel Without the Work</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 14:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s an expression I probably heard from my grandmother: &#8221; Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. &#8220;   In truth, all the Real Housewives want to be Bethenny Frankel, but which ones can have that level of success?
 

 
Mary Amons and Stacie Turner of the Real Housewives of Washington DC gave interviews [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Anti-Salahi Facebook Page</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 01:11:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh yes! There&#8217;s an anti-Salahi Facebook page, with this anonymous &#34;ode&#34; to the White House Party Crashers

BALLAD OF THE SALAHIS   2007-2010    Subtitle: Scammin’    [To be read to the cadence, if not the BACKGROUND music, of Bob Marley’s “Jammin”]    Unabridged version
I’m not fond of yelling, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orange County Housewives Begin Filming Season 6</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 18:40:33 +0000</pubDate>
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Today is the first day of group shots and production. Tamra Barney tweeted a few days ago that the Real Housewives of Orange County will not air until January.  Normally, the production schedule runs from Memorial Day to Labor Day, but with the introduction of the Real Housewives of Washington DC premiering August 5, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Andy Cohen Should Be in Jail</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/07/14/andy-cohen-should-be-in-jail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:16:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least, according to Linda Stasi at the New York Post. When the Post, a local tabloid-style newspaper, says you&#8217;ve gone too far&#8230;&#8230;.

Tareq and Michaele Salahi with Vice President Joe Biden
Maybe they should just re name &#8220;The Real House wives&#8221; &#8220;The Real Grifters and Felons of Bravo TV.&#8221;
First, the tawdry Salahis&#8217; breach of White House [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michaele Salahi: The Most Anticipated Show in Television History?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/28/michaele-salahi-the-most-anticipated-show-in-television-history/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 14:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Should the other four housewives of Washington DC bother to show up?   Michaele Salahi is on the cover of next week&#8217;s US Weekly  Magazine. Do you get the feeling she&#8217;ll be someone we will &#8220;love to hate&#8221;?  On her Facebook page, she states the show will be the &#8220;Most anticipated show in television history&#8221;
From her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Washington DC Video Preview</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/26/real-housewives-of-washington-dc-video-preview/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 15:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mary Amons, one of the stars of the Real Housewives of Washington DC, linked this from her twitter page:




The Real Housewives of DC &#8211; Videos &#8211; DC Is About To Get Real &#124; Bravo TV Official Site
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		<title>Diane Dimond: The Salahi&#8217;s Were Not Gate-Crashers</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/26/diane-dimond-the-salahis-were-not-gate-crashers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 15:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Related :  Andy Cohen: The Salahi Decision   
 Famewhoredom Lesson 101   Salahi&#8217;s on the Today Show 
  Meet the Real Housewives of Washington DC
Diane Dimond of Entertainment Tonight is writing a book about Michaele and Tareq Salahi of the Real Housewives of Washington DC. The couple is known for gate crashing the first White House State Dinner for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of Washington DC: The Salahi Decision</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/20/real-housewives-of-washington-dc-the-salahi-decision/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jun 2010 14:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Andy Cohen
Andy Cohen, in his role as a Senior VP at Bravo, shares insight into the decision to include Michaele and Tareq Salahi in this  New York Times article.



The flap over the Salahis, which took place near the end of production, complicated matters. Suddenly, Bravo had evidence that could be relevant to a criminal investigation. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michaele Salahi Will Win the Publicity War</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/19/michaele-salahi-will-win-the-publicity-war/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 15:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Related Articles: Famewhore 101   Michaele Salahi   Michaele and Tareq Salahi   Gate Crashers   Washington DC
Michaele Salahi is launching a label design contest at her winery for two “Real Housewives” wine labels. She posted this on Facebook:



Michaele Salahi Enter our Oasis Winery label design competition for our Real Housewives Chardonnay &#38; Real Housewives Cabernet Wine Label! Send [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of DC Official Website</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/19/real-housewives-of-dc-official-website/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 15:13:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Real Housewives of Washington DC ‘s Bravo website is up. Also, Andy Cohen responds to the controversy surrounding Michaele Salahi and the White House Gate-crashing stunt.  The newest addition to the Real Housewives Franchise debuts August 5. 
Meet the Ladies!
Find out more about the five women in the cast. 
Plus: Andy Cohen responds to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of Washington DC Premiere August 5</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/06/15/the-real-housewives-of-washington-dc-meet-the-housewives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 10:46:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bravo will debut the Real Housewives of Washington DC on Thursday, August 5. With Michaele Salahi, the White House gatecrasher in the cast, this show will definitely be snark-worthy



The other cast members are:
Catherine Ashley Ommanney, 40 Mary Schmidt Amons, 43 Stacie Scott Turner, 42 and Lynda Erkiletian, 52. 
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		<title>The Salahi&#8217;s Can Give Lessons: Famewhoredom 101</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/26/the-salahis-can-give-lessons-famewhoredom-101/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 23:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Go Big or Go Home.  Will the public watch The Real Housewives of Washington DC?  Absolutely.
In an interview with Matt Lauer on the Today Show, they answered not one question, no matter how Matt tried. Michaele and Tareq were totally charming, without giving anything away.

Later, Michaele tweets:
Wow! Watch my surprise appearance on the “Late Show [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Not Forget Michaele and Tareq Salahi</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 21:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another publicity stunt by the Real Housewives of Washington DC’s Michaele and Tareq Salahi, the gate-crashers at the first White House State Dinner last November. The series will air this summer.
Links:                  Today Show May 27              Michaele Salahi: Profile of a Wannabe 
 Real Housewife Crashes White House Bash
WASHINGTON — They just couldn&#8217;t stay away.
Michaele and Tareq [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crashing the White House Easter Egg Hunt?</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/04/03/crashing-the-white-house-easter-egg-hunt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 15:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 

Michaele Saladi at the White House State Dinner
After months of silence, Michaele Salahi , of the upcoming Real Housewives of Washington DC,  twittered:
MichaeleSalahi




Happy Easter weekend! XO &#8211; Michaele http://bit.ly/9pLDii 23 minutes ago 
Hope the Salahis aren’t planning another White House stunt. Looks like they got away with crashing the White House State Dinner for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Michaele Salahi Publicity Tour: Today Show on May 27</title>
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Desiree Rogers, White House Social Secretary, may have lost her job over the Secret Service gate-crasher debacle at the White House State Dinner for the Indian Prime Minister last November, but Michaele Salahi gained one. She will appear in all 12 episodes of the Real Housewives of Washington DC.



Although Bravo recently announced its pick-up of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewives of DC: Plenty of Politics</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:22:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Stacie Turner
The rumor that Stacie Turner would be part of the cast has been floating around for weeks, Now it seems  likely she will  replace Michaele Salahi. 
from The Reliable Source:



And we worried that &#8220;The Real Housewives of DC &#8220; wasn&#8217;t going to be political enough. Bravo&#8217;s cameras followed five likely cast members (Lynda Erkiletian, Mary [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Party Crashing in New Jersey</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Credit: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images
The Real Housewives of New Jersey  may flip tables, they would never do what the White House crashers did last Tuesday.
When USmagazine.com asked the Bravo stars what they thought of Michaele and Tareq Salahi &#8212; the fame-seeking couple who successfully made their way past security at a White House state dinner, coming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Salahi&#8217;s on the Today Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After pimping the story out to every media outlet for the highest bid, Michaele and Tareq Salahi will appear on  The Today Show this morning with Matt Lauer.



The reality star wannabes postponed an appearance on the Larry King Show scheduled for last night.  Whether or not the Salahi’s are to be paid for the NBC [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Secret Service Looking for Gate-Crashers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The story gets deeper and deeper.

from CNN
The White House says the Salahis were not invited, but their lawyer, Paul W. Garner, &#34;states emphatically that the Salahi’s did not &#8216;crash&#8217; this event,&#34; according to a statement from the couple&#8217;s publicist, .Mahogany Jones
Also Friday, an investigation has found that Secret Service agents did not follow protocol at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Secret Service Looking for Gate-Crashers</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The story gets deeper and deeper.

from CNN
The White House says the Salahis were not invited, but their lawyer, Paul W. Garner, &#34;states emphatically that the Salahi’s did not &#8216;crash&#8217; this event,&#34; according to a statement from the couple&#8217;s publicist, .Mahogany Jones
Also Friday, an investigation has found that Secret Service agents did not follow protocol at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tareq Salahi&#8217;s Parents Shocked</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[excerpt from the NY Daily News
The wanna-be reality TV couple at the center of asecurity scandal White House are known for dodging bill collectors and legal wranglings with relatives, neighbors and kin said Thursday.
Tareq and Michaele Salahi&#160; &#8211; contenders for the upcoming Bravo show &#34;The Real Housewives of Washington DC kept a low profile Thursday [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Countess LuAnn Weighs in on the Salahi&#8217;s Stunt</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Seeking Celebrity?
God knows we’ve all crashed a party before, but the Salahis went way too far. Lying to get into a White House dinner? Not only did they compromise national security by pulling this stunt, they also displayed incredibly bad manners.
It is not reality TV that is the problem here; it is the behavior of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Housewife of DC Crashes White House Bash</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/11/26/real-housewife-of-dc-crashes-white-house-bash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Washington (CNN) &#8212; Two people without invitations crashed President Obama&#8217;s first White House state dinner, the U.S. Secret Service said Wednesday.
The Secret Service confirmed a Washington Post report that the couple who crashed Tuesday night&#8217;s dinner were Tareq and Michaela Salahi. The Post described the couple as polo-playing socialites from northern Virginia. 

Michaela will be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Update on the Salahi&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 14:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, the plan worked. The Salahi’s will be on “The Larry King Show” Monday night ! If you’re going to be a famewhore, do it right!
Watch What Happens!



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		<title>Michaele Salahi: Profile of a Wannabe Famewhore</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ll match her balls with any famewhore any day!

&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; with Vice President Joe Biden
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Lawsuits, including two with Tareq’s mother:
The Virginia couple accused of crashing President Obama&#8217;s first White House state dinner on Tuesday are named in at least 16 different civil suits in Fauquier County, sometimes as plaintiffs, sometimes as defendants. 
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A trawl through [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Real Housewives of DC: Political Drama</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2009/05/31/the-real-housewives-of-dc-political-drama/</link>
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Washington&#8217;s &#8220;Real Housewives&#8221;? Not quite sold: from left, Edwina Rogers, Susanna Quinn and Andrea Rodgers. (Courtesy Can Can productions; Courtesy Cashman Photography; Courtesy Andrea Rodgers)
Who wants to be a &#8220;Real&#8221; housewife? Who, that is, in Washington?
That&#8217;s the question now that Bravo&#8217;s boobs-and-Botox reality series is turning to the nation&#8217;s capital for the sequel to &#8220;The [...]]]></description>
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