Incredibly outspoken transitioned to incredibly dumb in a matter of nanoseconds when she said to cast- mate Joyce Giraud that she couldn’t swim because she was black.
Two stereotypes at once: black people can’t swim and all black women wear hair weaves that can’t get wet.
Brandi Glanville, 41, is not ready for primetime. She clearly never learns…..after she approached the Real Housewives of Atlanta the wrong way at the Bravo UpFronts Bash earlier this year, and was read by Nene Leakes, Cynthia Bailey and Kenya Moore, she should have learned that you do not say just anything to black people….period.
After social media exploded on her ass as the show aired, she called into Watch What Happens, Live and talked to Andy Cohen. Andy gave her no quarter, as he tried to distance himself from her remarks. Kyle Richards was one of his guests, she was just happy the heat was not on her.
Does she apologize and make it better? That would be a no:
From her Bravo TV blog:
To start off, I have been in several romantic relationships over the years with African American men and still have close relationships with those ex-boyfriends even now. For over 20 years now, I have had girlfriends from pretty much every ethnical background. Sometimes (actually a lot of times) these girlfriends and I joke inappropriately with each other. These jokes are clearly not ready for TV.
Say what now? Married to Eddie Cibrian for 13 or so years, in her book, Drinking and Tweeting , she admits they often invited another female into their bed, but when did she have time for all these black men? We know she’s a whore but growing up as trailer trash in Sacramento, I doubt she ran with many black people. Especially since her idea of joking is making racist remarks.
She digs an even deeper hole:
I married and have two children with a Cuban man whose parents were both born and raised in Cuba, and I consider my children to be multi-racial. I am not a racist and I apologize for my insensitive joke. The moment those words came out of my mouth I regretted them and felt like I just handed Joyce/Jacqueline the gift that she had been waiting for to have another go at me and give herself the attention she clearly was craving.
How is this an apology? Brandi ( a classic stripper name, BTW) is clearly jealous of Joyce’s beauty. Irritating her intentionally about her name was not funny. And the Cuban bullshit? Eddie is a white Cuban, whose parents immigrated after Bautista was overthrown by Castro.
All of that being said, I hope you see that although it didn’t go too well, I was just trying to be funny — as I always try to be. Life is not worth living if you can’t laugh with your close friends. In the future, I will remember in to hold back with people who I now see are only looking to take me down so that they can have a something for themselves.
No Brandi, you cut your own throat. And Lisa Vanderpump is no better, as she blogs that this is where she separates herself from Brandi. More bullshit: Lisa only befriended the rude and crude Brandi because she needed her for the first episode of Vanderpump’s Fools Vanderpump Rules Season 1.
Postscript: So far, Bravo TV is not allowing comments on Brandi’s blog.
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