On the last episode of the Real Housewives of New York, Real Housewives of New York, we have a bi-sexual gigilo, sloppy seconds, anal intercourse, a stealth bomber, and a meltdown by Aviva Drescher that rivals Kelly Bensimon’s meltdown on “Scary Island” in Season 3.
All the necessary elements for great Reality TV!
Simon van Kempen and Jill Zarin can stop with the sour grapes and move on now, the three new RH’s have hit their stride!
Sonja Morgan tries to prove something by having sex with Tomas, the guy LuAnn de Lesseps reportedly screwed the previous night…..EWWWWWW
Sonja said it’s not over until you-know-who-sings and someone — no names, not saying names — sang. I said too much already. But before you wrinkle your cute little noses up, hear this. According to the Journal of Sexual Medicine, 46 perfect of woman surveyed claimed to have had a–l sex, so half of you reading this should be all good. According to the same data, these women said it’s easier to reach orgasm, anally speaking, yet the practice, despite it’s being not uncommon, remains taboo. Should it? This might be worth investigating.
The highlight of the episode? Aviva Drescher and her meltdown. White Trash? With a father like George? She seemed to expect everyone to genuflect because she made an appearance.
Please.. this woman is using her “a conveyor belt cut off my leg when I was 6” as her shtick. That’s why we’ve seen so many inconsistencies in her “fears” over the past episodes. Poor Reid Drescher, he should be anointed with sainthood for his patience.
The Real Housewives of New York Season 5 have finally “arrived”.
Bravoratings.com hasn’t posted last nights ratings yet, the owner of the blog may be too busy with “.Couples Therapy”
The Real Housewives of New York airs Monday nights on Bravo.