Not to mention con artists who belong on Dateline NBC, or at least a Lifetime Movie.
Brooks Ayers is the perfect con artist; he chose his prey well. Poor Vicki Gunvalson, her lack of self-awareness won’t let her acknowledge the truth, and her neediness puts blinders on everything. More revisionist history: Vicki left Mike Wolfsmith, took the Michael and Briana and moved to California with Donn Gunvalson, after cleaning out the joint bank account. Years later, she dumps Donn for Brooks (is there a pattern here?) tries to clean out the bank accounts, which is why Donn hired a forensic attorney to go over the accounts and assets, since he knows what Vicki is capable of. That’s the truth of it, but Vicki cannot handle the truth, so there. On thing we can say about our Vicki, she never changes.
I couldn’t hear what Slade Smiley was saying to Gretchen Rossi for staring at his hairline in the first scene. A hair-system known as a lacefront wig! The second time we see him, he’s had it groomed. Hollywood types like John Travolta wear them, and of course Slade thinks he’s Hollywood. No wonder he can’t pay his back child support, owed since forever to ex-girlfriend Michelle Arroyo for the care of Grayson Smiley, his terminally ill child with brain cancer. One of my readers suggested that Slade is playing the odds on Grayson’s time left, I don’t want to say that.
Smiley recently had his support payments reduced to $770.00 per month, we’ll see if he’s paying that. Is anyone else tired of these two famewhores and their fake storyline?
I don’t know if sales are through the roof, but here is a link to Alexis Couture.
She seems to have gone farther than ShebySheree. IMO.
Best line of the night, said with such seriousness: Costa Rica is in Mexico. Actually, if Alexis Bellino did know where Costa Rica is, that would have been the shocker! Costa Rica is in Mexico trended on twitter last night, by the way.
Tamra Barney looks like she may become a serious businesswoman with her fitness club. She sees herself when she was with Simon Barney when she sees Alexis, that’s the reason for the hostility. Now that she is among us independent women, she has total contempt for the Stepford Wife she was, quite recently. Stepford Wife with a mouth, that is.
Heather DuBrow is a breath of fresh air on this franchise. She actually has taste in clothing ( hint to Gretchen, pink as an accessory color, getting kind of “long in tooth” , no pun intended, for the Barbie Doll look). Heather has class, really loves her husband, and is, well, big city. The civil servants at the DMV killed me…Heather trying to engage them, they just want to know how close it is to “quitting time at Tara”, will the paycheck be short, and what’s in the next union contract. Too Funny!