A full 15 months after the incident in Punta Cana, which can’t be shown by Bravo for legal reasons and the various releases that were signed, the Real Housewives of New Jersey are continuing to pretend that the feud with Teresa Giudice is about her cookbook, Fabulicious Holy in need of a storyline!
To be fair, the timeline on this episode is late June, 2011.
So here we go again with “Cookbook-gate”, as Melissa Gorga, Kathy Wakile and Caroline Manzo pretend to be so angry about the things Teresa says about them in her book. By the way, Teresa never directly “throws shade” at Chris Manzo with his strip car wash that Caroline thought was so enterprising back in Season 1, she just says she doesn’t want her daughters to do that for a living….but I digress.
Does anyone wonder why Dina Manzo doesn’t speak to Caroline?
According to reports, Teresa sprayed Adolpho Arreola’s mother(?) with champagne the infamous evening in Punta Cana, and Joe Giudice, Chris Manzo and Albie Manzo beat the crap out of him, including breaking his wrist.
While the rest of the cast flew home, Joe, Chris and Albie were held by the police for a few days. This is what started Caroline’s rampage against Teresa, a never-ending mockery of Teresa, including Caroline’s visit to the Jimmy Fallon show last week, though baited by Fallon, all she could talk about was Teresa.
Then, for our viewing enjoyment, we see Jacqueline Laurita kick daughter Ashley out of the house. She is being sent to Las Vegas to live with Jacqueline’s brother.
The timeline on this is rather off. In June, 2011, Ashley lived in Texas with her father and step-mother, before they were accused of Arson.
Soon after, Ashley moved to Los Angeles, were she continues to reside.
When will they move on from Cookbook-gate is hard to say. Wen you have no storyline and your “kids are bring as hell, all we can do is
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How many cookbooks has Teresa sold since Cookbook-gate began ? Food for thought.