Big Brother 13; Episode 11: Fighting for Love, Vengeance and Oh Yeah, Money

by guest blogger EllaMentry1

We join the HGs on the BB ski slope. It doesn’t take long for Adam to drop like an ant. Ants don’t do well in the cold, that’s why they love SoCal. We’ve got them in the billions. Just ask Shelly. Her goal in the BB house is to flip flop smack them nearly every morning. Adam chooses a snowball to discover he’ll be sporting an elf outfit for the following week. Kalia is fighting for her BB life. She realizes since her outburst at Brendon she’s hardly a candidate for Miss Congeniality.

Lawon drops to the ground next, followed by Brendon who pretty much jumps off. Both he and Lawon’s snowball announce they are to be have nots for the week. Jeff decides to take a 50/50 chance to win the $10K and bails. He chooses wisely and is now $10k richer. Jordan’s arms give out and down she goes. She’s the final have not for the week. Another snowstorm hits and Shelly, Daniele, Kalia and Porsche make it through. The mountain tilts again and sends Porsche, the lap dog, to the ground. Brenchel root on Shelly, she’s their only hope. Kalia figures there is an ulterior motive for the Brenchel cheering section. They couldn’t possibly be so altruistic to hope Shelly gets a much desired letter from her daughter as HOH. Kalia is soooo astute. One hour and 37 minutes later, Kalia drops off, leaving Daniele as this week’s HOH. Oh, it’s going to get interesting from here.

Daniele and Kalia perform a happy dance in the storage room while Rachel senses doom in her future. Kalia rubs Dani’s win in Rachel’s face. Take that biotch! Kalia then plants herself in

the HOH room, leaving only for mealtimes and self elected reconnaissance missions. Moving from the penthouse to the outhouse, the vet duos contemplate which of them will be nominated for elimination, i.e. who does Daniele fear more?

ADAM

With a tepid reception as to who wants to see Dani’s HOH room, the HGs trudge up the winding staircase. Jeff remarks, going to Danile’s HOH room is akin to your executioner inviting you up to his apartment for one last tea party. Lawon grabs hold of the BB HOH robe. This dude is always at the height of fashion.

Later in the evening, Lawon discusses what he looks for in a man. In a more serious moment, he expresses his experience in coming out to his grandmother. Her support was invaluable. Jordan sees no problems should her future children be gay. Shelly gives no opinion, but does mention there are a lot of parents out there who would not be so tolerant.

Back in the HOH room, Jordan and Jeff square off with Daniele. After a few rounds of ‘nothing personal,’ Jeff makes it very clear to Dani, he wants to spend the summer with his girlfriend and doesn’t care what he must do to make that happen. They live in separate states, Jordan in North Carolina and Jeff in Illinois. The couple doesn’t care if they win or lose the game (cough, sputter), they just want the opportunity to share the summer together. Gee Jeff, does this mean after 12 or so weeks you’ll put a ring on her finger? At any rate, a deal is struck. Dani won’t put them on the block this week in exchange for them giving her a pass next week should either of them win HOH. Done, but in an ignorance is bliss move, Mr. Clean Hands insists she not tell them any more about her plans regarding who will be nominated.

Adam heads to the DR to collect his elf outfit. He actually carries it well, Mr. Spock ears and all. He rocks the North Pole without a sign of being a bit self-conscious. Lawon, not to be outdone, continues to model the HOH robe, but adds a huge afro wig. Did we expect anything less?

Outside, Porsche and Rachel jog around the block (33x=one mile) while Jordan demands to know if Jeff still loves her. She knows the answer, but wants to hear it. It’s a girl thing.

The Have Not diet is announced, Seaweed and sardines. Please pass the oatmeal slop. Thank you. This have not diet thing is getting old. CBS doesn’t pay it much mind but for the table display and it’s never an item of interest during the show. Let it go CBS. Cold showers and uncomfortable beds? Ok. Messing with a person’s diet? Leave that to Survivor.

Brenchel head to the HOH room to confront/make amends with Daniele. Brendon will never be convinced Dani didn’t try to get them to break up JeJo and Rachel admits they all made some boneheaded moves. Brendon tries one last strategic offering. Let’s get back to the original five veteran team. Dani says she doesn’t know, but will seriously consider the request. Privately, everyone understands that this Venus Fly Trap isn’t afraid to swallow her prey whole. Brenchel know that, too.

Daniele brings the HGs together for the eviction nomination ceremony. She nominates Brenchel, and we await Rachel’s downward spiral. Oh, it’s going to happen folks. Regardless of Dani’s insistence it’s nothing personal, Brenchel believe differently. Brendon is determined to win POV to save his fiancé and we leave the house with the nominated team hugging it out in tears.

Will Brenchel figure out a way to get themselves back into the game as a cohesive duo? Will Kalia move into the HOH room permanently? Will Lawon give up the wig? Will Adam’s new elf ears become permanent fixtures?

We’ll find out Wednesday, folks.

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