Big Brother 13, Episode 4: Day 13, Lucky Number?

by EllaMentry1

In the first live episode of the season, tensions are high as both Porsche and Keith are confident they will keep their spot in the house. The vets have been scheming to draw allies to their side. Kalia and Shelly are telling Rachel et al that they’re in. However, the newbies are under the impression all the Inmate Eight are united.

Lawan, Cassi and Dominic have formed their own side alliance and Lawon tells them he wants Porsche gone. Cassi plans to give Keith the benefit of the doubt, regardless of his wig out antics this week. Both Lawon and Dom believe their partners will vote with them. Jeff wants to swing Adam to their side, followed by Shelly and Cassi if needed. They already have Porsche. With Adam the elimination vote will be tied, leaving HOH Rachel to break the tie.  The vets like their odds. So far it’s a game of tangled webs.

BB gives us a peek at tensions between Brenchel. Brendon isn’t pleased that Rachel has that Vegas girl vibe and he wants a woman who will cook, clean, iron…. and not call him “Boo-kie” across the yard. Those pet names are private dammit. At least she didn’t call him Bookie, or half of Twitter would still be trying to place a sport bet with him.  The fight continues into the next morning and Brendon seems a bit overbearing, while his fiancé is left to grovel. Brendon wants to join the medical profession and having a party wife will “demasculate” him. Fortunately, Mr Serious isn’t looking to garner a PhD in English. ZING!!!!!!!!!

Back at Plots R Us, the vets choose Adam to give their gang a name. This will solidify his alliance to the elder statesmen. Kalia is leaning toward keeping Keith, via Cassi’s persuasion.

After the break, Evel Dick sends a video message to the HGs to apologize to his daughter and explain he wouldn’t leave if it were not crucial in his personal life. Daniele does a song and dance in hopes she can walk away from this awkward moment at the hands of Julie Chen aka, Chenbot until she’s asked, “No, I love you?” This turned an awkward moment into a full blown Dani’s gonna shank someone and it just might be the BB hostess.

Chenbot turns the attention to the elimination vote. Both Porsche and Keith give a good naptime speech and off the HGs run to cast their votes. The vote breaks down this way:

Against Porsche: Dominic, Cassi, Lawon, Adam

Against Keith: Brendon, Jordan, Jeff, Dani, Kalia, Shelly

See ya Keith. The Angels just kicked you to the curb. Everyone gives a quiet goodbye and our preacher/lecher heads out the door to face Julie. He concocts a new strategy to get back into the house along with a new career. OK, just kidding on that part.  But let’s face it, a chameleon he is not. Chenbot takes him to task in that he got played and destroyed himself by throwing the POV competition. Frankly, I’m not convinced he could have won it. Before he leaves, the other HGs lay into him for playin’ the fool and trying to win over the women like they don’t know a playa. Suffice to say, not too many are shedding tears over Keith’s demise.

Inside the house, Shelly has a fetish with azz whoopin’s and somebody is gonna get it. What she means by this remains a mystery….. for now.

We move to the HOH competition and the remaining HGs play the Big Brother Open. Each contestant gets one shot to play for a hole in one. Landing in the water hazard will oust you. Whoever gets closest to the number 1 pocket wins HOH. Lawon, Shelly and Cassi land in the water. Poof. Dominic and Kalia tie at the number 6. Jordan nails number 3. Jeff and Brendon flunk out, handing Jordan the new HOH medallion. This bodes well for the vets, unless someone chooses to throw a wrench into the gears. We’ll see next week.