Michaele Salahi, Melissa Holt in High School
Michaele did find a manufacturer to produce her likeness as a Barbie Doll, complete with the infamous red sari, but it’s not Mattel or Hasbro. she found a small manufacturer willing to make it. Herobuilders.com is selling it for $39.95.
Although Barbie was made of plastic, she is more real than Michaele will ever be. Barbie embodies wholesome American values, and has done a great deal of good along the way, whereas Missy Holt a.k.a. Michaele Salahi has not. Barbie has had a number of occupations over the decades, but Con Artist was never one of them! Michaele may wish to be a Barbie as is evident with her platinum blonde extension, but she will never measure up. And believe me, Tareq is no Ken. Con Artist Barbie: Michaele Salahi.
From the Diane Dimond “Cirque du Salahi” book
“Combine that light catching blonde mane with a beautiful face, dazzling smile and vivacious personality. If those attributes describe you, then the only people who don’t resent you with a boiling rage strong enough to deep-fry roadkill at a glance are a few extremely secure females — plus that half of the human population that includes heterosexual males, along with whatever number of blonde-loving lesbians may be single and looking.” Wow. You’re an attractive woman — do you personally feel that way, or is it just most women?
There we have it, all women are jealous of Michaele. Must Be. True.
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LOL….The wannna be Barbie has sausage link arms.
Read that Diane Dimond quote carefully. She called Michaele roadkill, LOL.
I am not jealous of Michaele Salahi. All season I thought she looked rather strange, for some reason, then it suddenly dawned on me during the finale that she looks like she breathes through her mouth (either that, or she’s trying to catch flies with her tongue; I could go either way).
Beautiful? Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I really don’t think people like or dislike her for her appearance. I think they form opinions of her based upon her behavior.
By the way, that fake Barbie is absolutely hideous, ROFLMAO.
She is a very sad little person. I would love to have Tareq try to intimidate me like he did Stacie. What a loser. They both need to crawl back into whichever dung heap they were stewing in.
She looks like that cartoon from the 80′s. I think her name was She-rah, Princess of Power. Maybe that is who Mrs. Salami has been modeling her life after all along.
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