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	<title>Comments on: Jill Zarin, Patty Stanger and Slade Smiley?  Strange Bedfellows</title>
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		<title>By: Napavalleygirl</title>
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		<dc:creator>Napavalleygirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Oct 2010 11:59:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey those flying monkeys turned out to be pretty nice. Oh the nights I had screaming &amp; keeping mom and dad up with nightmares after the Wizard of Oz, fun times!

Patty Stranger is so bizarre, her business was a joke, she was so low rent she advertised for &quot;wives&quot; on Craigslist, like the serial killer did. Honestly if Jill stopped quickly Pattie&#039;s head would be securely up Jill&#039;s butt. Most of her Bachelors can&#039;t get laid with a million dollars, she finds dates for the mentally ill or challenged. Slade? Dead beat dad to a dying child - he let that baby&#039;s medical insurance lapse, I hope Gretchen has a boat load of kids with him and sees how it feels to run him down to take care of them. It&#039;s like you can smell the douche coming off the photo. I used to feel bad for Bobby, but a nice decent man wouldn&#039;t stay married to that tired old freak Jill. Pattie&#039;s show isn&#039;t going to make it, they moved it because of low numbers - it won&#039;t get better numbers, or better men in NYC in fact it should be even harder for the fraud to get a matchmaking show work. Last season I&#039;m pretty sure, and we won&#039;t have to look at a bad, chubby Cher impersonator any longer. Anyone else think it&#039;s funny she can&#039;t find herself a man? Failure matchmaker!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey those flying monkeys turned out to be pretty nice. Oh the nights I had screaming &amp; keeping mom and dad up with nightmares after the Wizard of Oz, fun times!</p>
<p>Patty Stranger is so bizarre, her business was a joke, she was so low rent she advertised for &#8220;wives&#8221; on Craigslist, like the serial killer did. Honestly if Jill stopped quickly Pattie&#8217;s head would be securely up Jill&#8217;s butt. Most of her Bachelors can&#8217;t get laid with a million dollars, she finds dates for the mentally ill or challenged. Slade? Dead beat dad to a dying child &#8211; he let that baby&#8217;s medical insurance lapse, I hope Gretchen has a boat load of kids with him and sees how it feels to run him down to take care of them. It&#8217;s like you can smell the douche coming off the photo. I used to feel bad for Bobby, but a nice decent man wouldn&#8217;t stay married to that tired old freak Jill. Pattie&#8217;s show isn&#8217;t going to make it, they moved it because of low numbers &#8211; it won&#8217;t get better numbers, or better men in NYC in fact it should be even harder for the fraud to get a matchmaking show work. Last season I&#8217;m pretty sure, and we won&#8217;t have to look at a bad, chubby Cher impersonator any longer. Anyone else think it&#8217;s funny she can&#8217;t find herself a man? Failure matchmaker!</p>
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		<title>By: admin</title>
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		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 22:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t publish phone numbers on this blog...sorry.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t publish phone numbers on this blog&#8230;sorry.</p>
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		<title>By: Carey Davis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carey Davis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 21:17:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He isnt that bad of a guy, actually, and would NOT do those things.  Smart businessman.  For those of you wanting to pitch him show or business ideas, (cell phone number)   No spam, just positive business talk, please.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He isnt that bad of a guy, actually, and would NOT do those things.  Smart businessman.  For those of you wanting to pitch him show or business ideas, (cell phone number)   No spam, just positive business talk, please.</p>
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		<title>By: Jenny From The Bronx</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenny From The Bronx</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 22:36:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL. I cannot stand Patty Tranny and Jill is just funny to me on teevee cause she is a joke. Slade should also be in jail along with the cavefamily. I tell you these people are LOL@them funny and sometimes you just laugh because. slade and his handling of his child is atrocious and Gretchy poo with her enabling butt is no better. Pathetic.LOL@tweetmaxine knowing anything.LOL. She is too much. She can be funny at times but I would not go to her to find anything factual cause that just aint gonna happen.LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL. I cannot stand Patty Tranny and Jill is just funny to me on teevee cause she is a joke. Slade should also be in jail along with the cavefamily. I tell you these people are LOL@them funny and sometimes you just laugh because. slade and his handling of his child is atrocious and Gretchy poo with her enabling butt is no better. Pathetic.LOL@tweetmaxine knowing anything.LOL. She is too much. She can be funny at times but I would not go to her to find anything factual cause that just aint gonna happen.LOL</p>
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		<title>By: Aguardiente</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aguardiente</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 23:54:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanx for coming to my defense, A2S, but I got this one...

Hey Laughing, the fact that u singled me out shows a) u&#039;re either one of the above photographed douches or an equally ridiculous obsessed &quot;fan&quot; of theirs &amp; b) I clearly hit a nerve in u with my spot-on comment.  So, now, I&#039;m the one, &quot;Laughing&quot;, u dipshit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanx for coming to my defense, A2S, but I got this one&#8230;</p>
<p>Hey Laughing, the fact that u singled me out shows a) u&#8217;re either one of the above photographed douches or an equally ridiculous obsessed &#8220;fan&#8221; of theirs &amp; b) I clearly hit a nerve in u with my spot-on comment.  So, now, I&#8217;m the one, &#8220;Laughing&#8221;, u dipshit.</p>
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		<title>By: admin</title>
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		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 22:27:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>do not come here to abuse my readers because they are laughing at you...you&#039;re funny, and a blogger&#039;s dream.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>do not come here to abuse my readers because they are laughing at you&#8230;you&#8217;re funny, and a blogger&#8217;s dream.</p>
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		<title>By: LAUGHING</title>
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		<dc:creator>LAUGHING</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>AGUARDIENTE.....UR LUV LIFE MUST BE IN THE TOILET</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AGUARDIENTE&#8230;..UR LUV LIFE MUST BE IN THE TOILET</p>
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		<title>By: LAUGHING</title>
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		<dc:creator>LAUGHING</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 21:51:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>she is reading this and laughing all the way to the bank.

by the way what chanel is your show on??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she is reading this and laughing all the way to the bank.</p>
<p>by the way what chanel is your show on??</p>
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		<title>By: Not On The Rug</title>
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		<dc:creator>Not On The Rug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>what the hell is a &quot;street hot dog&quot;? Will that be slade&#039;s new name when this one tosses his ass onto the sidewalk?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>what the hell is a &#8220;street hot dog&#8221;? Will that be slade&#8217;s new name when this one tosses his ass onto the sidewalk?</p>
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		<title>By: admin</title>
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		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 13:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL</description>
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		<title>By: M POSNER</title>
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		<dc:creator>M POSNER</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 13:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>PATTI STANGER &amp; JILL ARE THE BEST. SHOW IS A GIANT HIT. NEXT YEAR IN MIAMI. I KNOW ALL ARE JEALOUS AND MORE THAN LIKKLEY SELLING STREET HOT DOGS.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PATTI STANGER &amp; JILL ARE THE BEST. SHOW IS A GIANT HIT. NEXT YEAR IN MIAMI. I KNOW ALL ARE JEALOUS AND MORE THAN LIKKLEY SELLING STREET HOT DOGS.</p>
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		<title>By: Aguardiente</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aguardiente</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d rather put my love life in the hands of my overbearing mother &amp; abuela than from a nearly 50yr old, fat chick w the the audacity to tell other chicks they need to loose weight &amp; dress like hookers &amp; whom it took 4+yrs to get her ugly-ass boyfriend to propose...and still isn&#039;t even married.  That&#039;s like asking Teresa for financial advice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d rather put my love life in the hands of my overbearing mother &amp; abuela than from a nearly 50yr old, fat chick w the the audacity to tell other chicks they need to loose weight &amp; dress like hookers &amp; whom it took 4+yrs to get her ugly-ass boyfriend to propose&#8230;and still isn&#8217;t even married.  That&#8217;s like asking Teresa for financial advice.</p>
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		<title>By: Susie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Susie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 20:24:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Beyond pathetic.  All of &#039;em</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beyond pathetic.  All of &#8216;em</p>
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		<title>By: Not On The Rug</title>
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		<dc:creator>Not On The Rug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:37:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>slade smiley would rather do ANYTHING than actually work. he will never see what a total tool most folks think he is. if it wasnt for dumbass gretchen this loser would have no food, clothes, heat, light, car, home, or money.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>slade smiley would rather do ANYTHING than actually work. he will never see what a total tool most folks think he is. if it wasnt for dumbass gretchen this loser would have no food, clothes, heat, light, car, home, or money.</p>
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		<title>By: Team Bethennny</title>
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		<dc:creator>Team Bethennny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m dissapointed, I thought Patti was better than this. Who would take her advice about anything if this is who she would want to associate with. Are matchmakers villians too?.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m dissapointed, I thought Patti was better than this. Who would take her advice about anything if this is who she would want to associate with. Are matchmakers villians too?.</p>
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		<title>By: amy17</title>
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		<dc:creator>amy17</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:01:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I already hated Jill, now I hate Patti and will not be watching her show anymore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I already hated Jill, now I hate Patti and will not be watching her show anymore.</p>
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		<title>By: Boston02127</title>
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		<dc:creator>Boston02127</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:37:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d rather have lunch with the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz than with any of them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d rather have lunch with the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz than with any of them.</p>
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		<title>By: Tweets that mention Jill Zarin, Patty Stanger and Slade Smiley? Strange Bedfellows &#124; ABSURD TO SUBLIME -- Topsy.com</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tweets that mention Jill Zarin, Patty Stanger and Slade Smiley? Strange Bedfellows &#124; ABSURD TO SUBLIME -- Topsy.com</dc:creator>
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