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ashley holmes, photoshopped much?

 

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i am CONVINCED that who ever writes the blog ‘absurd to sublime’? is certifiable hahaha that and an idiot… wow.. get a life

This is the message that greeted me first thing this morning before coffee.  Think this spawn of Jacqueline Laurita’s of the New Jersey Housewives is a little upset about my catching her tweet last week, when she reacted to the “editing” of tomorrow’s episode.

 New Jersey Housewives Spin Control

Like Kelly Bensimon, she can’t control herself on twitter any more than she can control herself on Real Housewives.

Speaking of Kelly Bensimon, I reported earlier that psycho-stalker Tweetmaxine was broken hearted when Kelly blocked her. Maxine’s Broken Heart.

Anyway, after several warnings, including my own, Gretchen Rossi has finally blocked her. Tweetmaxine’s response?  DEAD SILENCE.  She hasn’t been heard from since.

Update: 7/12

Madmax reared her ugly head again late last evening, with her latest rumor, that Kandi Burruss and Kim Zolciak of the Real Housewives of Atlanta are having a lesbian affair, and Big Poppa is angry. Since Max can’t be bothered with doing her homework, preferring to live in fantasyland, she doesn’t know where Big Poppa is now living, or the status of his relationship with Kim.  She also reported that Lauri Waring’s dress for her wedding to George Peterson was designed by Vera Wang, when in fact Austin Scarlett from Project Runway was the designer.  All roads lead to her hatred of Bethenny Frankel, that’s how the wedding dress became a subject.

Do her followers believe her? I’d say 80% do. Many of my cyber friends think I’m wrong to follow her, but how else to catch a liar in her lies?  Some of the things she’s done, like posting Jeana Keough’s address, remind of another psycho-stalker who has disappeared. More later.

  17 Responses to “Another Nut Heard From, But No Tweetmaxine”

  1.  

    she’s a stupid twit. ignore her. i love what u are doing. keep up the great work!

  2.  

    It was so funny when she tried to be a model. LOL, she said on the show she’s considered modeling because of her height. Frankenstein was tall too Ashely! …Too effin funny and spot on Lisa L. PS.Photoshop all you want Ashley. You’re still and always will be fugly.

  3.  

    she actually scored a huge job yesterday. how? who knows.

  4.  

    Another classy tweet by Ashley:
    @laurroll fuckkkk it’s funday at Gold Bar…i wanna be there now lol
    .
    Hey Trashley—enough with the ha ha ha’s. Go back to school.
    .
    NEWS FLASH ASHLEY—-YOU’RE NOT A MANZO!
    YOU’RE NOT EVEN RELATED TO THEM!

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    If this child put 1/8 of the same effort she puts into fighting a grown-ass woman, posting/tweeting/texting & desperately being accepted by the Manzos, she’d most likely be in college & doing something with her life. Complete & utter looser. PS All that Photoshop makes u look a bobble head doll, ma.

  6.  

    Ashley needs a life. So sick of her talking about “her family”. She’s the damn step kid! She’s NOT related to the Manzo’s. She’s lucky she has Chris as a STEP FATEHR or she’d be working at Burger King. I bet he’s dying to rid her costly butt out of his life.
    It was so funny when she tried to be a model. LOL, she said on the show she’s considered modeling because of her height. Frankenstein was tall too Ashely! Trashly has just as much chance of being a rocket scientist as she does being a model.
    She can’t put a full sentance together and has the looks of a pumpkin with a hefty body. Her “cute” childish act is sickening. She’s pretty much a bum without an education.
    She’ll end up living under her mothers roof until some poor sucker marries her.

  7.  

    Great blog as always.

    Ashley is extra special and so sweet, always making friends that one, Jac must be so proud. LOL. The photoshop job is a stitch! I also love how get a life is the usual answer to any legitimate commentary. If we got lives and stopped being interested in RHONJ how on earth would you get the attention you are so obivously courting Miss Ashley?

    Can’t wait for more info on Max. Love that Gretchen finally dropped her.

  8.  

    Zip it, Ashley!

  9.  

    Sniped at by a teenage spoiled brat with a huge head. Ow. Ouch. Ow. Bet it took you all of half a second to recover from the sting. :-)

  10.  

    I dont get this fucktard.. Its her running after Danielle ripping out her hair. How does that get edited to make her look bad? She does it all by herself. I see STD’s in that turds future..

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