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The Model Who Was Mistaken for a Man

137412She may be nearly six feet tall and have a very square, masculine jaw, but we’re pretty sure that Kelly Killoren Bensimon is a woman. But that’s not what cops at the Fifth Precinct marked down when the “Real Housewife” turned herself in after allegedly pummeling her 30-year-old boyfriend, Nick Stefanov. She was listed as a male. (She’s also 145 pounds, apparently.) While you wait for Bensimon’s lawyer to jump all over this case of shoddy police work and have the charges against her dismissed on a technicality, you can review the complete criminal docket at:

Cityfile: The Model Who Was Mistaken for a Man

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 June 27, 2010  Posted by sharon at 1:32 PM the real housewives of new york  Add comments

  3 Responses to “Kelly Bensimon Beats Up Boyfriend, Police Thinks She’s A Man! An Oldie but Goodie”

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    She is a genetic error indeed!

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    She has huge shulders and no kind of hips. The muscles in her tummy and the skin outside of it looks horrid. She looks like she is on steroids.

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    She actually does look like a transvestite, especially with those huge shoulders. She doesn’t even have much in the way of curves, model or not, and her boobs are obviously fake. So I can see why the cops might make that mistake.

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