Jill Zarin: The More You Cry,The Less You…

Jill Zarin and Ginger

Speaking of Ginger, the pooping wonder rat, why was she not featured licking snot from Jill’s nose this episode?  Aw, so miss her. Perhaps  Jill felt she had given up enough camera time!

Kudos (or as Ramona herself would say it, kadooz) to Ramona for getting rid of Jill. After seeing Kelly Bensimon taken away in a strait jacket, the last thing they needed was more drama.  Here’s what Jill said about it:

Jill Zarin I could never describe what it felt like. Ramona did not even offer us a glass of water or bathroom after 9 hours to get there. My intentions were for peace. In hindsight I should not have gone. Obviously. Graduation tomorrow then Hamptons for weekend. Thank you all for the love….MUAH

No water, no bathrooms on private or commercial planes!  What the hell does MUAH mean?

Later, she sees the segment on Watch What Happens, Live! with Andy Cohen and Jerry Seinfeld (note to Andy: we don’t want to see  celebrities you’re courting, we want Real Housewives)

@bravoandy r u kidding??? I told her Darren and people were in the room. You did not play the entire scene for him.

Memo to Ji!ll Zarin:  Always wrong to have others in the room when on speakerphone. Guess the Jewish mother left out that lesson.  Now she’s pretending to want to make up with Bethenny, but if that worked out, why didn’t she attend the wedding?  She was invited. Oh right, it wasn’t about her.  Or Ginger. Too bad, what  sort  of ugly dress  would she have worn?

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