Danielle Staub Gets Luca Brazi

And look what happened to him!

On last night’s episode of the Real Housewives of New Jersey, our lovely heroine Danielle Staub is asked to make a presentation of a check for a child with cancer. The presentation is to take place at the Brownstone dungeon.  Danielle calls her friend, ex-con Danny, to act as her “escort” to the affair.

Watch out Danielle, Chris Laurita, Jacqueline’s arsenal packing husband,( can you believe he brought those guns out on TV?) may make him an offer he can’t refuse.  Are we to see horse heads in the future?

Danielle was on the Today Show this morning, denying she was ever a prostitute. It was pretty much the same questions and answers given here to Parade:

Is the friction between you and the other four women on The Real Housewives of New Jersey mostly fake?
“I wish I could sit here and indulge you and say, ‘Oh, that stuff doesn’t really happen.’ But I’m going to tell you right now that I’m not even on speaking terms with them. And I can tell you this, it’s about to get more explosive this year.”
Can you describe the other housewives for me, in one word?
“Okay, let’s start with Jacqueline, pathological. Dina, fake. Caroline, a bully. Teresa, ignorant.”
Is there any truth at all to any of the rumors? Were you ever a stripper who was into drugs? Were you really a prostitute who kidnapped a young boy?
“I explain everything in The Naked Truth. When I was young, I was an exotic dancer who worked in strip clubs. Later, after my arrest and probation, I went into drug rehab.
“I think that it’s important that people know that I was under scrutiny because a woman [ Teresa Giudice] called me a prostitute and a whore. I think she said ‘prostitution whore,’ which makes no sense — and she said in front of my children.
“I would like to define how contradictory that is. You either give it away or you sell it. I just had a price for my time on a date with a man. I didn’t so much sell it or make promises of it during my work time. I was just a little more of a businesswoman at the time. And if I wanted to date, I figured, ‘Why not do so on my terms?’
“Men always make the terms. They say, ‘I’ll buy you a present, baby.’ For me, I didn’t want them to offer me anything. I just had a price for my time. That’s all. And if people want to judge me, they will. I know prostitutes. And you know what? I’m not judging them. You gotta do what you gotta do in this life. I wasn’t a prostitute. That doesn’t make it bad or wrong, it just means it wasn’t me.
“The so-called kidnapping was not kidnapping. And how was he a small boy — the man was older than me! The thing is, I was arrested and I was charged with seven indictments. I took a plea arrangement. I pleaded guilty to the lesser of all those charges, which were kidnapping and extortion. The least of the charges — that is really important. Maybe I didn’t do all of them. But I certainly was there. I certainly was aware to a degree of what was going on. So, yeah, I do have to plead guilty to something, or I have to turn state’s evidence, which I wasn’t willing to do. So I did probation, which was my time. I was recommended for probation by the prosecutor, who to this day still receives cards from me.”

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