tags: Jill Zarin, Kelly Bensimon The Real Housewives of New York City Bethenny Frankel Sonja Morgan
The good news : No Jill Zarin on episode 11. I don’t know if she was edited out or what, but we all needed the break. Don’t they get paid per episode? Just sayin’. The bad news? Kelly Bensimon has apparently been drinking the Jill Zarin Kool-Aid and has overdosed on it.
On the Ramona Singer all-girls cruise, Bethenny Frankel was not allowed to complete a sentence without Kelly jumping in with something moronic. She had been trained well in the Jill Zarin School of Hateration. Well, maybe not that well. On Kelly’s Planet, there are no jokes, no cultural references, no victims, no survivors. But walking into doors when making a grand exit? Priceless. Wanting Bethenny’s resume? So Jill Zarin. Ho-bag? In the three years of Bethenny Frankel’s life in the public, all we know about are Jason1.0, Jason 2.0, some date last season with a forgettable male model, and a short fling with Alex Rodriguez. Hardly a ho-bag makes. In the meantime, Kelly was with international gigolo Max Palacio and the guy she beat up. Not trying to state a case here, but Kelly is too dumb to act as ambassador –in-absentia for Jill Zarin.
Did anyone catch that quick scene with Sonja Morgan hopping into bed with Kelly? The camera cut away quickly, but WTF? Not to mention Sonja wanting to look at girls on the Hooters boat? Remember, she’s always talking about sex, but she hasn’t really stated a preference.
In the meantime, according to sources, Kelly was so upset about her edit on this episode that she demanded going on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens on Thursday night. Obviously, this demand was rejected. She posted this, in lieu of her Bravo blog:
Always follow your instincts.
I knew I should have never gone on the trip.
I am incredibly embarrassed by how I acted.
Right, Kelly.
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I so agree with the above poster but have another comment about the show.
At the end when Sonja and Kelly were getting ready for bed, Sonja kept saying she smelled Cat Pee!
Nobody said anything about this smell when they first entered the boat.
Notice how Kelly always takes off, for things like she doesn’t like to eat with her bikini on and timeouts.
I am so wondering if Kelly is doing Meth.
It is an addicting drug that does smell like cat urine.
Anyone else think about this?
Bravo should insist on drug testing, heh heh heh
Kelly must have been deprived oxygen at birth. She is so dumb and She is lucky tht Bethenny and Alex didn’t throw her off the boat.
I swear, I am starting to question how this woman graduated from Columbia University. Either she copied someone all the way through school, the school allowed her to coast through because of who she was, or she was the professors kneeler.
I would love to give her an IQ test and see if she can get above 50.
She is constantly claiming that they are given scrips on RHONYC and I am sure Bravo does not like her claims of fixing the show.
I look at her tweets occasionally and her obvious confusion even shows there,
I believe Kelly needs to be put on some medication as she acts bipolar.
She is a freaking freak. And that is saying it nicely,