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	<title>Comments on: Bravo Announces Orange County Casting Call</title>
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		<title>By: PJMA</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/13/bravo-announces-orange-county-casting-call/comment-page-1/#comment-2769</link>
		<dc:creator>PJMA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 14:19:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am so done with these &quot;Housewives&quot; shows.  They all follow the same formula:

Choose one cast member to act as &quot;leader&quot;.

Another cast member to assume the role of the &quot;villain&quot;.

Film events at fashion shows, restaurants, and get aways.

Film &quot;talking head&quot; interviews to demean and insult other cast members.

Wear only enough clothing to cover the essentials.

Show cleavage to highlight breast reductions or enhancements.

Have one big event reserved for the end of the season where they all gather and fight like crazy.

Include at least one kid who has &quot;issues&quot; to spice up the drama.

Show reunion show where everyone can let go of their jealousy and wait for one cast member to flee the set.

This covers all of the narratives so far presented by each and every one of the Housewives series.

Boring.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am so done with these &#8220;Housewives&#8221; shows.  They all follow the same formula:</p>
<p>Choose one cast member to act as &#8220;leader&#8221;.</p>
<p>Another cast member to assume the role of the &#8220;villain&#8221;.</p>
<p>Film events at fashion shows, restaurants, and get aways.</p>
<p>Film &#8220;talking head&#8221; interviews to demean and insult other cast members.</p>
<p>Wear only enough clothing to cover the essentials.</p>
<p>Show cleavage to highlight breast reductions or enhancements.</p>
<p>Have one big event reserved for the end of the season where they all gather and fight like crazy.</p>
<p>Include at least one kid who has &#8220;issues&#8221; to spice up the drama.</p>
<p>Show reunion show where everyone can let go of their jealousy and wait for one cast member to flee the set.</p>
<p>This covers all of the narratives so far presented by each and every one of the Housewives series.</p>
<p>Boring.</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 21:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please tell us that Gretchen and Alexis are gone.
and their two disgusting partners.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please tell us that Gretchen and Alexis are gone.<br />
and their two disgusting partners.</p>
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		<title>By: Not On The Rug</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/13/bravo-announces-orange-county-casting-call/comment-page-1/#comment-2538</link>
		<dc:creator>Not On The Rug</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 20:44:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>if you, like me, want gretched whorerossi off this show email this guy:

mark.neal@evolutionusa.com</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>if you, like me, want gretched whorerossi off this show email this guy:</p>
<p><a href="mailto:mark.neal@evolutionusa.com">mark.neal@evolutionusa.com</a></p>
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		<title>By: jenn</title>
		<link>http://absurdtosublime.net/2010/05/13/bravo-announces-orange-county-casting-call/comment-page-1/#comment-2533</link>
		<dc:creator>jenn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 13:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Please, oh please let there be someone from Recida, Irvine, or Orange cast. PLEASE. That would be so awesome, cuz Vicki&#039;s head would explode!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please, oh please let there be someone from Recida, Irvine, or Orange cast. PLEASE. That would be so awesome, cuz Vicki&#8217;s head would explode!</p>
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