While glancing through my twitter account, I stumble across this tweet by Simon van Kempen:
@tweetmaxine I don’t want negative reviews removed.J Samples diatribe wasn’t a review they clearly hadn’t read our book.Have you read it yet
Tweetmaxine claims to be a Bravo insider who dishes the alleged dirt on several celebrities. She (or he) mostly provokes them, then slays them with something scathing. Some of the allegations seem true, others, not so much.
J. Samples is either blogger’s dream Jill Zarin or Jon Wexler, (her nephew). Take note of the date, the same day the latest episode, in which Alex McCord first confronts Jill. I copied the complete review in case amazon removes it.
GARBAGE!!!, April 29, 2010
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J. SamplesThis review is from: Little Kids, Big City: Tales from a Real House in New York City (With Lessons on Life and Love for Your Own Concrete Jungle) (Paperback)
I had thought I had seen everything. But to see these two clowns write a book about parenting is hysterical!
Their cast mate Bethanny Frankel once said of them and I quote “These two would climb through a vent to get into a good party!” Well, it seems that they followed Ms. Frankel through a vent and crawled their way into a publishing house! How else could this have gotten published?
Let’s review. Their kids are animals, appear dumb and disoriented, lack manners and are unkempt. They have also been seen on their television show, tearing apart a party at a lovely eatery and climbing up and biting the Countess Luann’s leg! And I am suppose to listen to anything these “parents” have to say??
As for these parents, they are strange, sexual deviants, and are broke. They are self claimed to have met on CRAIGSLIST for a SEXUAL encounter! They reside in Crooklyn, New York, in a townhouse that could be used for an S&M movie. Gay husband included! Scary stuff.
I honestly hated this book. Chapter 6 was worthless and the parts that say they are “lessons” are a joke. The writing is poor and the book itself is poorly edited. Very little worthwhile material.
Don’t open the cover folks, Johan might pop out and bite you too!!!
How juvenile.. the high school mean girl! On the same page he/she reviews that “song” by Luann de Lesseps:
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J. SamplesThis review is from: Money Can’t Buy You Class (MP3 Download)
GENIUS, BRILLIANT, STUNNING, SEXY, CLEVER! The Countess has hit it out of the park with this song!! The skinn..I mean CLASSY girl WILL BE the next Madonna/Streisand, you heard it hear first! Her voice and this hit song are worthy of Grammy consideration. I love the beat, the club vibe and Luann’s huntress vocals. Buy this before any other song. I love her! She is the UNDERDOG, help her out. Thank you.
P.S. Reviewing is so fun!
Streisand? Poor thing, she ‘s imploding. She has no other way of venting all her rage at the world. If it’s JonWexler87, he just needs to get laid!
related: Jon Wexler Jill Zarin’s Amazon –Gate Jill Zarin’s Book The Jill Needs a Hobby Page Jill Zarin’s Summer Vacation
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J. Samples seems to be desperate to have someone, anyone to interview him/her. But, why would anyone want to spend any amount of time talking into Jill Zarin’s butt crack?
Who would take someone who signs off with “Ciao Boobies” serious?
I liked the book. My family enjoyed the book.
Thank you for your warm welcome. Funny enough, I was just dancing around to Luann’s song a minute ago! I would be glad to spill all of the beans! Would you folks like an interview, would you like to submit questions or shall I just speak?
I’ll be back!
CIAO BOOBIES!!
If you really are J. Samples just speak! Are you being paid $25.00 an hour to delete negative posts on Jill’s Facebook? Must be a 24/7 job.
Tell her I’ll do it for $24, LOL
Apparently Samples has lost it over on Amazon and is, oddly, taking everything about the book very personally. the kind of emotions one gets as if they wrote the book themselves.
hmmmm
Doesn’t mean this person is J Samples though. This article was just mentioned on Amazon.
Samples/Nephew needing to get laid reminds me of a catchy song one should do:
“Money can’t buy ya ass…”
On another note, the Jersey housewife cookbook is ranked on sales at Amazon at 135 while Zarin’s book, which is promoted at a fever pitch is now at 1,800.
Money can’t buy you ass rofl love it
So J Samples. You like the Cuntless Luman Song? Were you tripping on acid? What was the motivation? spill the beans at absurd to sublime
I stand by all of my reviews and I will continue to write them. I am available for interviews if you are interested in discussing my reviews!
CIAO BOOBIES!
Hello!
How’s life treating you?
I think J. Samples over-the-top positive review of LuAnn’s song has just GOT to the a parody, otherwise, someone has gone completely off the deep end.
I think Bravo’s, Andy’s, and Jill’s, silence on the whole book matter speaks volumes; they just want it to go away. It’s not, people want Jill confronted, but I think Bravo is afraid that Jill is going to bolt from the show due to the humiliation. I’m sure that with all the drama of Bethenny/Jill, Jill/LuAnn/Bethenny, Alex/Jill, it has been a ratings bonanza for Bravo. Most likely Jill and Bravo (I imagine all their “people” are trying to come up with a strategy to deal with his)have desperately trying to figure out how to sweep this under the rug. Don’t let them.
I think the public is getting the message: the family is just not nice.
Gloria, the facelift queen looking like she is facing a wind tunnel from how tight her face has become is a witch. One of those who sends her meal back at every restaurant she visits and complains about the service and the water not measuring up.
Jill, the make believe queen of society with one of the nastiest attitudes on tv and a host of lies to back it up.
Jon, the juvenile nephew intent on making war with the others for whatever reason, maybe a promise of a new car, who has nothing better to do than visit blogs and drop his bon mots into the mix.
Ginger, that hideous little pooping dog.
People willing to make fools of themselves on a national scene deserve the brickbats thrown their way. Somebody at Bravo needs to pull the plug on these publicity hounds.
If it is Jon he needs to get laid and roped like a buck. That lick his own balls crazy mother dont say that.lmao.lol.Madonna/Streisand. dont acid and mushrooms make you hallucinate? well there ya go. We just have to figure out who is the biotch that likes drugs and no Sonja is new.lol