Real Housewives Of Orange County: Speaking of

                                                              Jeana Keough

Speaking of Jeana Keough,  she was wearing her tolerant face in that conversation with Vicki. All the older housewives, Lauri Waring, Tammy Knickerbocker, and Kimberly Bryant wore that face when interacting with the Vickster!  The name of the face? You can’t change crazy, so go with the flow! Vicki crawling back to Jeana?  Priceless!  Karma is a bitch!  the reunion taping must have been something, Vicki was into her “poor me” martyr role with Andy on “Watch What Happens”.

Speaking of poor, Alexis Bellino’s poor mother was a pawn in the plot. The editors must hate Alexis. Such stupid shit came from her mouth!  Talk about low self-esteem. Alexis knows she will look just like her mother when she is 58, and at 31, she is afraid Taliban Jim will walk!  Imagine being 31 and this is all you think about!  There was nothing wrong with Penelope’s appearance that Stacy, Clinton and the What Not to Wear crew couldn’t fix!  Her father? he died in November, 2008, check out the obit:  Alexis Bellino’s Father.  Yes, Jim Bellino presided over the funeral.  O.M.G.   Laying hands on everyone (ugh) while offering them a loan.

Speaking of loans, will someone please lend a brain cell to the Curtin family? Just long enough to, like, get them, like, out of the hole they, like, continue to dig for like, themselves?  Don’t lend them money, they’ll get Botox, or take a vacation with it. Nothing like having burned out old hippies for parents!  How does Bravo find these people?

Speaking of people, was the Women’s Empowerment Expo not popular?  Either that, or the editing gods had some fun with Gretchen Rossi.   The cosmetics looked suspiciously like this:Your Name Professional Brands Private Label Cosmetics, but whatever.  Girl’s got to make a living without having a boring real job somehow.

In other “Housewives” news, from the oc register:

Bravo will air a TWO-part reunion special with the housewives on Wednesday, March 10 and Thursday, March 11 at 9 p.m. The reunion will feature new interviews with the housewives Tamra Barney, Alexis Bellino, Lynne Curtin, Vicki Gunvalson and Gretchen Rossi, as well as significant others Jim Bellino, Frank Curtin, Donn Gunvalson and Slade Smiley. (Simon Barney is noticeably absent from this powwow.) Former “housewife” Jeana Keough will also make a special visit. The program will be hosted by Andy Cohen, Bravo’s senior vice president of programming production.

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