Feb 10
21
Alexis Bellino: Starving for Dollars
The bitch is hungry. She sold herself to a man who will not allow her to eat. Everyone else in her world has to suffer because of it. She obviously has an eating disorder.
Ever notice her worst behavior with the other women is exhibited at meals. Jim Bellino is undeniably an ass, but I think the meal ritual is difficult for her, probably because she has an eating disorder. She always seems to pick a fight or stir up shit at mealtime. When she’s not doing that, she’s ordering something complicated or with a ton of specifications. I think the latter behavior is to give herself a way out if she starts to freak out and worry about calories–if her "specs" aren’t met, she can use this to justify picking at her food or not drinking her sugary drink. Similarly, the preposterous cavalcade of calls to Jim at Chef Keller’s was another method (along with spitting out the foie gras) to take the focus off food. Of COURSE she can’t eat! Can’t everyone see she is nauseated from the taste? And that it’s rude to chew while on the phone?
Notice, too, that the attack on Mel at Gretchen’s was launched after Mel and Jim were sidling up to the snack table. How infuriating for hungry, cranky Alexis to see Jim chatting it up with an EATER, when she (Alexis) has consistently been a paragon of control and denial!
And, finally, the pitiful brunch offered to the jackleg preacher and his wife is an example of Alexis’s idea of a proper breakfast–one that does not tempt her in the least. No hot food. Scrambling some eggs is not that complicated; bacon is easily made in the microwave. And did she serve them in the kitchen? We may be seeing two houses with the Bellino’s. more on that later. Jim is appearing on the reunion show…ugh! If he is loves to humiliate her on national TV, what must home be like?
Why bother with long, rambling prayers when you’ve already sold your soul to the devil?
And then, her “as seen on TV” preacher espouses fasting! He’s got the OC Housewives number… let the bucks roll in.
Her days on the show may be numbered. turns out, she really pissed off Andy Cohen during the live interview on Watch What Happens: Live! with Wendy Williams. She got pissed and had a major meltdown because Wendy said Vicki Gunvalson was her favorite!
Alexis Bellino video
This girl needs a sandwich.
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