Real Housewives of Orange County: You’ve Been Served!

And served. Between Lynne Curtin’s eviction notice and the fact that these ladies have no table manners, last night was funny as hell….on a deeply absurd level. 

My mother told me, the first time I got married ( don’t ask!) to always keep my own money. Great advice! What the hell is wrong with these women?

Why is Lynne all shocked and upset by this eviction, the second in three months? Oh right, it’s Lynne. Then she moves in with her mother and sees Tamra Barney for advice. Why? Same answer. Raquel sticking her middle finger up at the cameraman while on the phone with Lynne? A priceless reality moment!

Moving on, poor Briana Wolfsmith.  Thyroid nodules may or may not be cancerous. Vicki almost managed to make it not about herself…almost.

Alexis and Gretchen go to dinner and order Skinny Girl Margaritas. Way to go Bravo with the product placement. Vicki is the topic of conversation, of course, since Alexis is still pissed about Vicki snoring during her boring story. Taliban Jim allows her to take the San Francisco trip, but Alexis seems to think Jim will hurt the children….wonder why….ummmm.  Loved it when Vicki called Jim smelly…he looks smelly!

In San Francisco, they go to Fleur de Lys, Chef Hubert Kellers’ restaurant….more Bravo cross-breeding. Dumb ass Alexis showed her trashy background by calling and texting Jim throughout dinner.  BTW, are you as tired of fleur de lys symbols around and on these women as I am?

Classy Bitches.  Alexis spits out Hubert Kellers food. Didn’t know what foie gras was.  Into a napkin, at the table.  Reminds me of the Napa Valley episode last year. Word to Saint Tits:  5 Star restaurants don’t serve chicken fingers and pudding.

When they shop the next day, Lynne buys an $1100 leather jacket.  Why? See answer above.

Vicki invites Briana along as a human shield, but Alexis attacks her anyway.  This was the teaser for next week. Watch What Happens.