I just had to use that title from the “Hustle and Flow” movie.
Slade, before the hairpiece
The pimp rules state you must isolate your prey from everyone else. That’s why Slade Smiley, deadbeat dad of the year, talks to Gretchen Rossi about the other housewives constantly. And Gretchen Rossi, nice girl with a proven bad taste in men, hangs on his every word.
I’d have left Slade alone for a while if he hadn’t had the audacity to talk to Lynne Curtin with that condescending tone he used on Jo de la Rosa in the last episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County.
Slade! Giving advice on parenting to anyone. A guy out here with two baby mamas, two sons and too broke to pay off the 80,000 he owes baby mama 2, Michelle Arroyo, the mother of his youngest son Grayson, who has a brain tumor.
Slade Smiley, an ex-bicycle racer from Anchorage, Alaska, has experience as a pimp, after. He starred with Jo in the short-lived “Date My Ex” a couple of summers back, The premise of this show was finding Jo a new boyfriend, with Slade acting as her pimp. For those who missed it, lucky you. Those are minutes I wish I had back.
The psychic on the last episode hit on something when he said Gretchen couldn’t be alone. Keep Slade, Gretchen.
But don’t give him any money.
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