Jim and Alexis Bellino: “The 50’s Called..”

Dec 272009

Not since Lauri Waring and George Peterson has a couple on the Real Housewives of Orange County inspired such “hateration’. Since joining the cast for season 5, “Taliban Jim” and St. Boob have had nothing but negative feedback from viewers.

Here’s an example of the negative feedback:

I can’t express how much I can’t stand Alexis on this season of “The Real Housewives of Orange County”, and yes it IS because she stands for everything I dislike in a person. Let’s start with her sick view on life. It’s clear that Alexis and her filth beast of a husband come from a different planet.

A planet where eating a donut leads to an immediate 100 pound weight gain and an immediate trip to a spin class. On second thought, maybe they’re just 2 gay men living in West Hollywood. I digress… A planet where instead of saying “Yes,” we say “seven carats”, or as Gretchen Rossi likes to say on her blog, seven CARROTS. She must’ve been referring to what Alexis usually orders at a restaurant. It’s not fattening at all.

The relationship between Alexis and Jim creeps me out. The way Alexis mixed up the horseradish for her darling little husband makes me hold back the voms. Jim, not Alexis, is the “high maintenance” one, like she says in her intro. Which also: UGH. I hate when women (or gay men) act like being a diva is cute. Here’s a tip… IT’S NOT!!!!!

And let’s talk about her ‘relationship’ with God… “God spoke to me and told me Jim was the one. Hold onto him, Alexis!” So, let me get this straight… God, stopped everything he was doing, and took the time to tell YOU… You waste of space and oxygen, to stick with a possessive slug that sticks a cigar in his mouth and extends his massive gut over his GAP khaki shorts and cracks his whip and barking his commands and demands at you because you’re his wife… Bitch, you need a hug. And to vacate this show.

Lest we forget about the “not tempting” business. I’m glad Gretchen called Alexis out on this and mentioned her “not tempting” anyone with her size EE titty bags hanging out for the world to see and the fact that in 5 years, her and her husband have never spent a day apart, thus they can NOT vacation separately. The 1950′s called. They want you two losers back.

from jasoninthe542