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    One hint:  A child of one of the Real Housewives.  Under 18 (ok, that’s two hints)

    New Year’s Eve nails.

    Orange County Housewives: Q and A

    Slade Smiley , the 6th Housewife

    A little history lesson:

    Q.  Why does Vicki Gunvalson  hate Slade Smiley  so?

    A. It all goes back to Season 1, when Slade and Jo de la Rosa were added to the original cast as the “engaged” couple. Slade Smiley and the producer Scott Dunlop, were neighbors and friends at the time.  During the “drama”, Slade and Jo had one of their many “breakups’, and Slade started dating Lauri Waring. This relationship only lasted a minute, possibly because Lauri discovered Slade was a “broke-ass”.  Slade never showed any interest in Vicki, who, though married, still sees herself as a “hot , young, chick. (Remember the trip to Italy this season?)

    But that’s not all……..

    By Season 3, the charade was up, and we see Slade moving out of the house he shared with Jo. Why? Foreclosure.  Where did he store his stuff?  At Vicki’s  "Olive Garden on the Green", the home Jeana Keough sold her when she was downsizing, then decided not to downsize,  couldn’t sell , all of which she still blames on Jeana . And Frankie the Fan (remember Lake Havasu, Season 4?).   And Slade.

    But wait, there’s more….

    Scott Dunlop produces Date My Ex exclusively for Slade and Jo.  Can you imagine what Queen Bee Narcissist had to say about that?

    Even though she was placed in an awkward situation on the girl’s trip, you can’t feel sorry for Vicki.  Her hatreds over every little slight run deep.   And last forever.

    Q. Why does Simon Barney hate Vicki?

    A. Easy..she’s got bigger balls, makes more money, and has more control over dumbass Tamra. (buyer’s remorse, Simon?)Besides, he has to blame someone!

    Q. Why does Tamra throw Vicki under the bus the moment she gets away from her?

    A. High school mean girl at 42. Also, see above.

    Q. Why did Simon allow Tamra to go to Vegas without him last season?

    A. He didn’t

    Q. Why are Belligerent Jim Bellino and Stepford Wife Alexis on this show?

    A. Because Bravo is scrapping the bottom of the barrel.

    Q. Why did Lynne Curtin go to Florida with staples in her face?

    A. Because she’s Lynne…..and because Bravo told her to.

    Q. Why is Gretchen Rossi with Slade?

    A. Good question, but she must not be a gold-digger.

    Q. Did Slade join Hair Club for Men?

    A. Naw, he borrowed the piece from NeNe Leakes.

    Q. Has this franchise jumped the shark?

    A. YES.  Bring back Tammy Knickerbocker and Lauri Waring.

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    Real Housewives Hosting New Years’ Bashes

     

    Danielle Staub                                 Kelly Bensimon 

     

    Danielle Staub of the Real Housewives of New Jersey   and Kelly Bensimon of the Real Housewives of New York will be hosting two separate Joonbug produced events in New York City.

    New Years Eve spent at the China Club or Guastavinos in New York will be stepped up a notch this year with celebrity hosts Danielle Staub and Kelly Bensimon.

    Danielle Staub is known on the Real Housewives of New Jersey for being brutally honest and unapologetic for speaking her mind. She loves being social and in the center of the party making her the perfect host for a New Years event. China Club will be an extravagant party for New Years Eve offering guests not only a glimpse at a celebrity host but a superstar DJ, open bar, and VIP options.

    Kelly Bensimon, a housewife and columnist for Page Six Magazine, will be hosting the Guastavinos New Years Eve event. Kelly is in the know about all the best stuff going on in the social world due to her writing in Page Six. Guastavinos is a large special event space, offering an upscale vibe New Years celebration.

    Jim and Alexis Bellino: “The 50’s Called..”

    Not since Lauri Waring and George Peterson has a couple on the Real Housewives of Orange County inspired such “hateration’.  Since joining the cast for season 5, “Taliban Jim” and St. Boob have had nothing but negative feedback from viewers.

    Here’s an example of the negative feedback:

    I can’t express how much I can’t stand Alexis on this season of “The Real Housewives of Orange County”, and yes it IS because she stands for everything I dislike in a person. Let’s start with her sick view on life. It’s clear that Alexis and her filth beast of a husband come from a different planet.

    A planet where eating a donut leads to an immediate 100 pound weight gain and an immediate trip to a spin class. On second thought, maybe they’re just 2 gay men living in West Hollywood. I digress… A planet where instead of saying “Yes,” we say “seven carats”, or as Gretchen Rossi likes to say on her blog, seven CARROTS. She must’ve been referring to what Alexis usually orders at a restaurant. It’s not fattening at all.

    The relationship between Alexis and Jim creeps me out. The way Alexis mixed up the horseradish for her darling little husband makes me hold back the voms. Jim, not Alexis, is the “high maintenance” one, like she says in her intro. Which also: UGH. I hate when women (or gay men) act like being a diva is cute. Here’s a tip… IT’S NOT!!!!!

    And let’s talk about her ‘relationship’ with God… “God spoke to me and told me Jim was the one. Hold onto him, Alexis!” So, let me get this straight… God, stopped everything he was doing, and took the time to tell YOU… You waste of space and oxygen, to stick with a possessive slug that sticks a cigar in his mouth and extends his massive gut over his GAP khaki shorts and cracks his whip and barking his commands and demands at you because you’re his wife… Bitch, you need a hug. And to vacate this show.

    Lest we forget about the “not tempting” business. I’m glad Gretchen called Alexis out on this and mentioned her “not tempting” anyone with her size EE titty bags hanging out for the world to see and the fact that in 5 years, her and her husband have never spent a day apart, thus they can NOT vacation separately. The 1950’s called. They want you two losers back.

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