If I’d known this would happen, I would have copied the whole thing! Here’s page one of what he had to say about Vicki and Tamra, and his relationship with Gretchen.
Question: Why did Bravo publish Slade’s blog, only to remove it? I know everyone on the official website is expected to “play nice”, so why publish it in the first place?
Slade Smiley has plenty to say. I won’t label it a crock…you be the judge!
- Slade Smiley
- Up Close and Personal
- Slade gives his take on the season premiere and Gretchen’s five costars, and well, the truth stings.
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So I have to say, after choosing to leave the show prior to season 3, I must admit I never saw myself dealing with all this again – and I do mean dealing with. You, the lucky viewers, get to relish and enjoy all the conflict and dysfunction that the RHOC has to offer in the comfort of your own living room or on your computer. Like an idiot, I chose to live it all over again, up close and personal, in HD and Technicolor I might add. Trust me it’s rarely pretty. Damn that Gretchen is an amazing negotiator. I am still not sure how she got me to do this – It must be those wicked blue eyes of hers.
I was also a little surprised that Bravo asked if I wanted to blog about this season. I do get accused by the women of trying to be the 6th housewife. I get accused of being a serial housewife dater; I get accused of being opportunistic. I have been accused of brain washing Gretchen. Now the latest is that I am a deadbeat dad owing $80,000 in back support and that I spend no time with my terminally ill son. People are unbelievable. If that were the truth, I would be in jail! Really, come on! There is so much BS floating around out there it’s incredible. The fact that people choose to believe everything they read and then call it their truth just goes to show how ignorant some can be. I figure if I am going to be accused of all these absurd things, I should be at least getting something from all the (8U!! 5-HIT) I have put up with, so here we go, let’s get us some housewives!
The show starts off by reminding everyone how mean and rude Vicki and TB were to Lynne and Gretchen last year. For some reason Gretchen seems to have a soft spot for Vicki, which I do not share. G likes to always say, “I know she acts a little crazy, but I think she means well.” “She does have a heart.” Well frankly I have never seen it, but that’s what makes Gretchen such an amazing person. She always looks for the good in people and wants to give them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe Vicki will be able to redeem herself this year – who knows. My bet is that the camera never lies and she along with the rest of the women will run themselves over with a bus and their true colors will come out. Vicki will probably continue to be the same rude, self-absorbed work-a-holic she has always been. It’s her superiority complex that gets the best of her. Vicki, there is a reason you always look like you’re losing your mind. Here is a tip, work smarter not harder. Everyone else does. There are so many people who have achieved such great success financially and still managed to have a life with friends and family and they don’t feel the need to ridicule people along the way. Please don’t assume because you choose to work so much that you are any better than anyone else or that you have accomplished anything that great. It’s all about the priorities. Sorry, but I am still waiting to be impressed. We also don’t really care about how many watches you buy yourself.
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Slade, I have Bern watching you since season one and I really admire you. You really suffer and sacrifice for love. You don’t seem to enjoy being part of the show bur you do it for Gretchen. I usually fast forward the fights. They are not enjoyable at all. But I love seeing how happy couples live and I have a similar relationship to you and Gretchen. I am so sorry about your son. I will pray for you both. He is lucky to have a dad like you. I really hope he gets better. I am so glad you have Gretchen to help you through this difficult time. All the best. You are a great example of how to live with dignity and pride amongst negativity and hardship.
here is the entire blog…
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All these trollops are entertaining as hell. Since none of them are my dear friends. Thank God. I will watch and laugh at them never with them. They are a bunch of trollops. Some are cuter than others. Gretchen.lmao. Alexis has made herself over pretty well too. Lynn is funny so she gets a pass. I saw a side of Vicki in one episode only.lol. Tamara we will see how leatherface does.No two people think the same. Remember that.lol
you sound like your mad because you cant buy a watch we all know you broke ass hell and got nerve to talk about lynn worry about your own dam kids instead of the big teeth bitch gretchen she is going to hell spending that mans money on you i think you jealous cause vicci got money even if she is a bitch she got bread!!!!!!!!!!!!!