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    Real Housewives of Orange County Bonnie Hunt 1/30/09

     

    Here’s the video from the Bonnie Hunt Show.  Enjoy!

    Shame on Shane

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    These are the consequences when your mother, an ex-Playboy playmate, signing your family up for a reality TV show:  She may show up at your job in blue-collar Kane County, Illinois with her loudest, most obnoxious friend and a camera crew!

    There is no excuse for what Shane says to his mother on the next episode of the “Real Housewives”  Despite the genetic engineering, it seems Shane and his sister Kara  have inherited their father’s inability to filter .  Whether it’s Shane calling his mother’s friend Tammy Knickerbocker “tits” on Season 2, and Jean having nothing to say about it, or Kara dissing everything and everyone at Berkeley as she mugs for the camera and waits  for Hollywood  to call,they clearly say and do exactly as they please. Like Matt Keough.

    Found on a message board:

    “Whenever Jeana lapses into one of her delusional rhapsodies starring Number One Son, I can’t but think about her now-infamous explanation about how she became Mrs.. Keough:
    My husband and his mother picked me out of several of his girlfriends because they thought I had the right build for their genetics.
    Matt’s mother clearly thought he was a thoroughbred any broodmare would be delighted to kick up her hoofs for. Fold in the adulation afforded high school athletes and you’ve got instant dick.
    Who knows? Maybe Jeana’s mother-in-law thought she’d landed the next Joe DiMaggio instead of the journeyman player Matt’s dad turned out to be; her determination to maximize her son’s genetic potential was her way of righting that wrong. Fast forward to 2009: Jeana’s become a semi-professional apologist for Old Lady Keough’s failed eugenics experiment, otherwise known as Shane.
    It just goes to show that behind every entitled, infantile jackass of a guy is a mother who thinks he can do no wrong. “

    How will the Jeana-Spin work on this one?

    Watch What Happens

     

    The Real Housewives of Orange County: Vicki the Vicious Viper

    vicky2 from “Pretty on the Outside”

    Wow! Has Vicki Gunvalson shown her true monstrous, narcissistic nature this season or what? From the first episode this season until this week’s episode, we have seen her:

    • Show her insane jealousy of the other women by telling them what they should/should not wear
    • Tell the audience that the new girl, Gretchen Rossi, should be careful how she approaches Vicki( like Vicki is a wild animal, approach with caution)
    • Decides to buy a $1 yacht, by selling the Lake Havasu house, taking a “family vote” that includes Michael’s girlfriend, thereby trumping Brianna’s no vote.
    • Throws Donn under the bus at every opportunity, including the ridiculous remark about her “love tank” (OMG, the visual)
    • Disgusting hand gestures and remarks when Gretchen talks about how sick Jeff Beitzel was, even though it’s surprising she didn’t try to sell her life insurance.
    • Talking trash about Mike Wolfsmith, her ex, even though he is not on the show.

    What’s the truth? What’s unverified internet rumor?

    Truth: Vicki left Illinois with the children without Wolfsmith’s permission (Jeana spilled the beans on this one)

    Rumor: She was screwing Donn while still married to Wolfsmith (She traded up)

    Rumor: Vicki and Donn separated before Season 4 started….makes sense because of her treatment of Donn…Vicki cannot act.

    Truth: Mike and his friends are very angry about this week’s episode, verified by this post in the OC Register:

    riskyb wrote:

    Hey Vicky,you ignorant swine! Remember me? Sure you do.Still talking fiction and exaggerations? Hey, how bout some truth about you? Insurance scams,stealing,embezzling from family business.Look out! Your day in court is coming.Stop stepping on people for personal gain.I’ll know if you read this when my phone rings.

    There was another post, even more accusatory, that was promptly removed.

    Rumor: Brianna and Colby have broken up, and Brianna has joined the military. The break up seems real, Colby has not been seen all season, and Brianna is so raw and hurt it’s hard to watch her. It’s more than just the house in Lake Havasu. The military? Doubtful. But at least Vicki wouldn’t be able to storm the barracks.

    Truth: The whole yacht thing was just for show.

    Rumor: The weblog received this comment:

    John wrote:

    Reliable sources indicate that Vicki Gunvalson is an insurance agent for AIG (the insurance company that has received taxpayer funds in excess of $125 billion) and attended the much publicized lavish junket at the St. Regis Hotel in Monarch Beach.

    This is most likely true. Vicki clearly has no moral or ethical compass, she will do anything for a buck!

    Watch What Happens!

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